| 26th October 2003 - 09:02:53 AM |
| 5412 : |
| ANUS! |
| 26th October 2003 - 11:18:28 AM |
| 5413 : Remember when... |
| Hey Screech, remember that Saved by the Bell episode where everybody was trying to come up with a new school song and Zack sabotaged everybody? Remember when you had that wacky plan to break into the musicroom and steal all the instruments but when you snuck in there you caught Zack and AC in the 69 position on top of Mr. Tuttle's desk? Remember when Slater forced that crusty unlubed music flute up your butthole and you told him not to because you had a really bad case of the runs that day? Remember when you started to uncontrollably pass gas and played the flute with your ass? Remember how AC started sniffing the end of the flute and smiled and said he was getting hungry because your smelly farts reminded him of homemade burritos? Remember when you couldn't hold back your bowels any longer and a continuous stream of liquid shit shot straight out of the flute and splashed Slater right in the face? Remember how he opened his mouth real wide and started gulping down your dark watery waste as fast as he could? |
| 26th October 2003 - 06:41:44 PM |
| 5414 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Friendly adviser (message 5260), I discovered another use for a cut-out picutre of Diamond's face last week!!! I was in a gas station bathroom in San Francisco last week when another queer walked in for perverted gay sex. I sat him on the floor and then taped the picture of Diamond's face (with the mouth cut out) on the queer's face. Next, I dropped ass and told the queer to get ready for a steamy present! Finally, I took a huge dump in the dude's mouth!!! It felt as though I were realy taking a dump in Diamond's mouth!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 26th October 2003 - 06:46:40 PM |
| 5415 : Emy |
| i have got to be the biggest fan of saved by the bell ever...i challenge you to trivia if you are down, that is what my friends and i do when we are just sitting around getting wasted...actually that is how i met my roomate!!! thank you for making this website, it rocks my world!!! |
| 26th October 2003 - 07:59:49 PM |
| 5416 : friendly advisor |
| that reminds me, kurt. on the night when i said i was going to play your darts-style game with one of my queer friends, i decided to go all out and invited ALL of my queer friends over, instead. we then made one of them the "designated jizz receptacle" and played your darts-style game with his face while he wore dusty's mask! i even had the mask laminated for easy cleaning! needless to say, by the time the sun had begun to rise, we had all ended up in a dogpile of naked and exhausted men covered in a sticky mixture of sweat and jizz. of course, afterwards, we all gave each other blowjobs while wearing the diamond mask, which made the long, exhausting night feel complete. again, laminate the mask, especially if you plan to receive blowjobs from others while they wear it. papercuts on the cock are a bitch! |
| 26th October 2003 - 08:18:19 PM |
| 5417 : Adult Webmaster |
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| 26th October 2003 - 09:21:42 PM |
| 5418 : Fagbusters |
| MISTER ROGERS FROM THE COLLEGE YEARS IS A FRUIT. |
| 26th October 2003 - 09:34:43 PM |
| 5419 : Fagbusters |
| THE COLLEGE YEARS WAS A SAUSAGEFEST. |
| 26th October 2003 - 10:30:51 PM |
| 5420 : |
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| 26th October 2003 - 11:13:09 PM |
| 5421 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Friendly advisor (message 5416), it sounds as though you had tons of queer fun!!! I wish Diamond, Belding, and I had been there with you! I have another good idea for manly love - take your laminated picture of Diamond and tape it onto the back of a stall door at a gay bar. By the end of the night, the picture with be soaked with man juice! You and your friends can then draw straws to determine who gets to lick the picture clean! Someone will enjoy a nice queer meal! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 27th October 2003 - 01:10:50 AM |
| 5422 : Stalker |
| IM COMMING FOR YOU. |
| 27th October 2003 - 02:46:14 AM |
| 5423 : Fagbusters |
| THE FALCON'S NEST WILL BE BURNED TO DUST WITH GOD'S PURE WHITE FIRE. |
| 27th October 2003 - 05:52:54 AM |
| 5424 : zoophiles |
| Zoophiles zoophiles |
| 27th October 2003 - 09:21:32 AM |
| 5425 : Janice |
| I like fakes. You can contact me anytime. |
| 27th October 2003 - 09:47:16 AM |
| 5426 : Janna St. James Priggie |
| There is nothing wrong with fakes, they can be more genuine than the original. |
| 27th October 2003 - 10:09:27 AM |
| 5427 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I've decided that I'm going to dress up as you on Halloween!!! I'll have to wear an afro wig and I'll glue a huge fake nose onto my nose, to simulate your grotesquely large 'snoz. I'll also wear crotchless leather pants and I won't wear any underwear! I'm going to a huge gay dance club - when they play "It's Raining Men," I'm sure that many queers will whip out their johnsons and shoot their loads all over me!!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 27th October 2003 - 02:58:46 PM |
| 5428 : |
| IS ANYTHING HAPPENING HERE ????????????? |
| 27th October 2003 - 04:41:53 PM |
| 5429 : |
| i want 2 fuk u |
| 27th October 2003 - 05:11:40 PM |
| 5430 : Remember when... |
| Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode where Slater brought his pet lizard Arnie to school and had you & Zack babysit Arnie and it died and AC blamed you guys for it? Remember when AC showed up in that alligator costume and pretended to be Arnie and had you guys in that lineup and Mr. Belding was dressed as a cop? Remember how noticeably hard you were in that scene and how embarassed you were when AC pointed out the tent that was forming in your pants? Remember when Belding popped a tent of his own as a result and kept rubbing up against you for the rest of the scene? Remember when Slater talked about what your punishment would be and you imagined it would be him drilling into you from behind with his beefy Mexican burrito while dressed as Arnie? Remember how happy you were when it actually came true? Remember how he rode you hard & serious and manhandled you like a ragdoll in your own dark bedroom? Remember how surprised you were when you flicked on the light and it turned out to be Belding the whole time? |
| 28th October 2003 - 12:00:23 AM |
| 5431 : The New Greatest Thing |
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