| 28th October 2003 - 12:22:44 AM |
| 5432 : The New Greatest Thing\'s Song List |
Here's the track listing for the upcoming album "Disco Queens of the Terrible Epoch" by THE TWISTY STRAW CATHETERS. 1. Who's Gonna Give Me Gonnorrhea Now? 2. Death Tickler 3. Guano Orgy 4. Buttcheek Armada 5. Birthday Spankings Every Day 6. Whitey Freak 7. Grandmother Pillager 8. Testicular Olympian 9. Tit for Brains 10. Polack Genocide 11. Buttfuck Pinata 12. Smoking is Bad for You 13. Loving a Gerbil 14. Ich Bin Der Scheissemensch 15. Bring Back the Queers Life is wonderful. |
| 28th October 2003 - 01:29:24 AM |
| 5433 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, check out this definition I found on the Internet for "cookie game" - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cookie+game I didn't realize that the cookie game is often played while watching you on Saved By The Bell!!! I thought my queer friends and I were the only ones who played the cookie game while watching you!!! Are you really Belding's gay sex slave???? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 28th October 2003 - 01:41:37 AM |
| 5434 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "A common fraternity initiation game - a bunch of pledges sit in a circle around a fairly big cookie. The pledges their whip out their members and starting tossing off. The last one to blow his load on the cookie has to eat it. Often played while watching Screech on 'Saved By The Bell.'" |
| 28th October 2003 - 03:28:46 AM |
| 5435 : Fagbusters |
| THE ZACK ATTACK ROCUMENTARY IS THE QUEEREST EPISODE EVER. EVEN MORE THAN MISTER ROGERS AND MAX COMBINED. |
| 28th October 2003 - 03:35:01 AM |
| 5436 : Fagbusters |
| THE HIGH GEEK IS AS STRAIGHT AS A GRIZZLY'S DICK. |
| 28th October 2003 - 10:23:39 AM |
| 5437 : george |
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| 28th October 2003 - 10:26:52 AM |
| 5438 : The Booty Burglar |
| Dustin, I was released from prison yesterday. I would love to show you some of the new sexual moves I learned from my cellmate, Tyrone. I will handcuff you to my bed and lodge 12 AA batteries up your cornhole for your pleasure. I will then blow my load in your eyes, to temporarily blind you. Next, I will eat burritos from Taco Bell and drop ass 6 inches from your huge nose. Finally, I will invite Slater into my bedroom and let him have his way with you. After you read this message, you'll probably immediately lose your load in your pants. Do you still wear those rainbow-colored pants? Those turn me on. - The Booty Burglar |
| 28th October 2003 - 12:21:22 PM |
| 5439 : Commen Sense |
| Everyone in this guestbook I have 2 words for you... YOU SUCK. get a fucking life. leave the poor screech alone. geez. |
| 28th October 2003 - 01:09:30 PM |
| 5440 : niggerlover |
| boobies |
| 28th October 2003 - 01:21:55 PM |
| 5441 : John Doe |
| You people should go to hell! What's with you?! Dustin's right your going down! |
| 28th October 2003 - 01:55:06 PM |
| 5442 : john Doe |
| This site has problems. If you live in america leave now your no one. The cops are giting rid of this site. See ya bitches. |
| 28th October 2003 - 03:08:35 PM |
| 5443 : ryan mosley |
| I Really want to do Dustin. He has a great hind quarters |
| 28th October 2003 - 03:22:06 PM |
| 5444 : jim |
| Tom green is so cool and everyone wants the new tom green show back so lets get it back on the air |
| 28th October 2003 - 03:22:25 PM |
| 5445 : Remember when... |
| Hey Screech, remember that College Saved by the Bell episode where you had a fight with Zack over that one tennis girl and moved in with Mr. Rogers? Remember how much you missed Zack and dreamed that he would come into your room at night and carry you out of bed and take you back to your old room and have sweet unprotected sexual relations with you in your old bed? Remember when you dreamed that it actually happened but when you woke up, you found yourself in Rogers' bed instead and he had his massive, muscular arms wrapped tightly around your fragile, minuscule frame? Remember when you struggled to get away but he held you down and forced you to wear his old football jersey & shoulder pads and nothing else? Remember how much you bled & cried when he forced himself inside you and ravished you for a good 20 minutes? Remember how you fell deeply in love with him at that very moment, only to have your heart broken when he called out Slater's name during climax? Man, you should have seen the look on your face! |
| 28th October 2003 - 03:34:16 PM |
| 5446 : bill |
| Ya Tom is pretty phat |
| 28th October 2003 - 04:15:54 PM |
| 5447 : flying breafer |
| hey nathen take the holy damn from outer space with you remember dont turn in flames while karem is around the perfect circles - - - goddie bless the computer |
| 28th October 2003 - 04:17:51 PM |
| 5448 : Matt Sanderson |
| Your like a god to me. Your the only reason I have every season of Saved by The Bell on tape! Zack was a punk, you should have had all the chicks. Me and you are very similar, we park our cars in the same garage if you know what I mean. Keep being yourself, I love you man! |
| 28th October 2003 - 04:26:13 PM |
| 5449 : Mike Weigand |
| Whoopie! I actually pawned my baseball card collection in 5th grade so i could buy a vcr/tv. to tape Saved By the Bell when it was on primetime! Whooooooooooooopie!!!!! I actually celebrate Dustin Diamonds whole career! |
| 28th October 2003 - 04:26:22 PM |
| 5450 : Matt Sanderson |
| Your like a god to me. Your the only reason I have every season of Saved by The Bell on tape! Zack was a punk, you should have had all the chicks. Me and you are very similar, we park our cars in the same garage if you know what I mean. Keep being yourself, I love you man! |
| 28th October 2003 - 04:31:21 PM |
| 5451 : Scott McWilliams |
| I used to hang out with Dustin Diamond, that guy is such a great friend, he used to drive around in this little car he got from Steve Urkel, one day the engine blew out and Screech pulled out a whole tool set from his baggy Skidz pants! remember those! flashy flourescent colors with tapered legs! i loved how we could stuff them in our hot top sneakers.............HAHAHA YEAH FUCKING RIGHT DUSTIN "FAGGOT" DIAMOND SHOULD BE THROWN OFF A CLIFF ONTO SOME JAGGED ROCKS THEN SOMEONE SHOULD TOSS HIS ASS THROUGH A WOOD CHIPPER |