| 11th November 2003 - 11:56:55 AM |
| 5669 : Leaky Ass Queer |
| Some great messages today from my fellow queers, thanks for posting as it really helps me to blow my load. Another sterling entry from the remember when guy too, very imaginative and of course horny as hell. I really hope that Diamond reads your posts, maybe we should email them directly to his agent now that Gwando so kindly posted his details? I'm off now to trim my ass hair into a "Diamond" as I'm going to a gay bar tonight - I'll let all you queers know how I get on tomorrow. |
| 11th November 2003 - 12:12:13 PM |
| 5670 : Rowing machine episode |
| Remember When, I do remember a "rowing machine" related episode. However, my recollection is slightly different. I recall Mr. Balding sitting on the floor in between Slater and Diamond. He then extended his arms and used their stiff members as oars! Man overboard! -Loadboy |
| 11th November 2003 - 01:16:50 PM |
| 5671 : Ron Jeremy |
| Hey Steinberg! I would like to produce a movie with you in it eating my ass |
| 11th November 2003 - 02:08:52 PM |
| 5672 : erin p |
| How is the condition on the decks? I am very interrested and will buy. Thanks EP |
| 11th November 2003 - 03:15:00 PM |
| 5673 : ryan adams |
| i'm an old school fan of you man. but friends is better. get a clue you ass. LOVE YOU let's get wasted together sometime. |
| 11th November 2003 - 03:20:03 PM |
| 5674 : |
| g |
| 11th November 2003 - 03:20:46 PM |
| 5675 : nina |
| hello, I'm from holland. And I wanna say that I loveeeeeeee mark paul. And now the hole thing in dutch: heey mark-paul ik wil ff zeggen dat ik echt 1 van ej grootste fans ben. en wil ej me please een e-mail sturen al is eht maar 1 woord. wil je alsjeblieft respect tonen voor je fans. en oja in nederland wordt nog steeds saved by the bell afgespeeld groetjes en kusjes nina |
| 11th November 2003 - 03:28:10 PM |
| 5676 : |
| g |
| 11th November 2003 - 05:34:55 PM |
| 5677 : whata |
| Whoever created this website- YOU ARE A PUSSY! You know who i am, you could say you know me very well. Not the real me, of course. That is if you read the board! I hope you do! Anyway- when you first started this site it was Dustin Diamond's home page'- it was funny when people thought it was real! Now it's "A Dustin Diamond 'in no way affiliated with Dustin Diamond'" WHAT A FUCKING PUSSY What did then ask politely? Did they send you a formal letter from his team of expensive lawyers? Listen, have some self respect and tell them to fuck off! They can't do shit about it! Honestly, look into it, they have no practical powers to stop you, any claims they make are, in practice, bullshit. Please don't be a pussy, get this site to how it was. You are being pushed around by a nobody. |
| 11th November 2003 - 06:08:06 PM |
| 5678 : bigdaddy |
| how big is cock |
| 11th November 2003 - 09:20:12 PM |
| 5679 : Fagbusters |
| AC SLATER'S SPHINCTER TWITCHES WITH GUILT AND SIN. |
| 11th November 2003 - 11:45:26 PM |
| 5680 : Ford |
| ford |
| 12th November 2003 - 12:49:51 AM |
| 5681 : BrittanyChrisKrista |
| I'll save your bell Dustin you fag your cool though tool!!!!! I love you!!! you are such a piece of shit you cocksucker!!!! but i love your show!!!!! you tooltastic motherfucker!!!!! I love you more than you will ever know!!!! i am your biggest fan!!!! |
| 12th November 2003 - 12:54:22 AM |
| 5682 : Your biggest fan! |
| Dear Dustin, If you're not Neil Diamond's son, I'm going to rip your heart out and shit down your throat. The only reason why I say this is because you are the goofiest motherfucker I have ever seen in my entire life. If you were spawn from Neil Diamond I would understand your purpose on this earth. If not, you should rot in hell. I appreciate your cander and attention, thank you!!!! |
| 12th November 2003 - 01:15:18 AM |
| 5683 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey gang, check out these sexy pictures of Diamond: http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw16.shtml Those pictures and the article made me rock-hard! I lost 3 loads in 15 minutes when I first looked at those pictures and started tossing off!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th November 2003 - 01:16:46 AM |
| 5684 : Fagbusters |
| SHOWBIZ PIZZA IS WHERE PARENTS TAKE THEIR CHILDREN TO GET RAPED BY A GIGANTIC BEAR NAMED BILLY BOB. |
| 12th November 2003 - 01:27:22 AM |
| 5685 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Check out this article about Diamond (located at http://www.benladner.com/indepth/feature/040303_screech.html): Eagle Nights Director Shwa Losben opened tonight’s act by actor and comedian Dustin Diamond, formerly known as ‘Screech’ from the popular 90’s comedy show “Saved by the Bell.” Diamond then talked for an hour about his days as a child star, interlacing it with comedy and complaints of being typecast. Diamond started his Wednesday night set by lifting up his shirt and exposing his nipple ring, not only to set the tone for the night, but also to break down the nostalgia that brought many to see the former star. Michelle Abbott, KSB ’03, thought Diamond was past his prime. “I was waiting for a friend to get a Jamba Juice. I think he was trying to make jokes, but no one was really listening. I think everyone was just there to stare and go, ‘wow, that guy's career is washed up.’ Although I did hear one girl say to her friend, I think he's hot. I had to resist the urge to slap the dumbass out of her. And so, my friend got her Jamba Juice, we pointed and laughed, and then we left.” Generally rude and somewhat shocking to the audience, Screech was profane and reveled in the crowd’s reaction to his use of the word “fuck.” Diamond was also vocal in his emphasis on the “fortune” part of Hollywood, saying that his days of seeking “fame” were long gone. He told the crowd of approximately 250 that filled the Tavern that he was doing work only for the money these days, and that he had been paid 0,000 for his appearance on Celebrity Boxing, ,000 for Celebrity Dating but would not disclose the amount he was paid for his Eagle Nights appearance. “I thought he sucked. I wasn’t entertained by the comic stylings of Dustin Diamond. I don’t find jokes about drunk driving or the war very truthful or funny,” senor Jeff Cox said. “However, it’s by far the most people I’ve seen at any Eagle Nights event this year.” “He definitely lived up to his disclosure he offered at the beginning of his performance in which he said "'fuck off' to any one who might be offended by his comments, I walked out after 10 minutes it was so horrible and unentertaining,” said SPA freshman Stephanie Metkus. Generally avoiding politics, Diamond still asked the crowd how many of them supported the war in Iraq, and how many “thought it should never have happened.” Diamond also talked about “the truth” and said that most who were unhappy with what was being said were those who disliked hearing what was happening. He offered a physics example of his microphone falling and said that “no matter whether you wanted it to fall, it still was going to, so just accept it.” Part of Diamond's act was a running dialogue about typecasting, as he complained that he should not be punished as an actor for having a successful comedy show for ten years. He said that, unlike comics like Will Ferrell, formerly of Saturday Night Live who had many different characters, people only knew him as ‘Screech.’ Diamond seemed to make a concerted effort to break that image from the minds of those present. This stood in contrast wiith his embrace of the 'Screech' image after the show by selling Saved by the Bell scripts and making a segregated line to meet him, where paying people were allowed preference. Diamond charged for signed polaroids. “I thought it was interesting, I didn’t know what to expect,” current SC Secretary Patrick Elliott said. “I knew he wouldn’t come out acting like Screech, a 27 year old certainly couldn't pull off the prepubescent annoying kid role. His routine was just alright. It was cool to see the guy, but I was not that entertained... so I left early. As someone who enjoys standup and the art of comedy, I realize that comedy is just a disguised social critique, but he forgot to disguise it and well, at times, make it funny. His act would have been better if he had disguised his social critiques in, well, jokes. Not make a stupid joke and then say ‘I think this and that is wrong with the world.’“ Diamond also got into the crude, where self-deprecating humor met up with his crudeness, leading into a discussion to his sex life and penis size. ‘Screech’ defined himself as being an inch long and three inches think, and described his sex life as a marshmallow trying to fit into a piggy bank. Upon questioning, Diamond said his male organ was “like a pink tuna fish can.” His comments were met with groans of disgust from the audience. His self-deprecating humor, however, did not stop Diamond from pursuing females in the audience, “He asked me my name, I thought just for the autograph. He signed his name and asked me if I knew where Adams Morgan was. I said yes and he said he’d be there later. I asked where in Adams Morgan and he said he thought it was a place. I told him it was an area with lots of hangouts and then he gave me his cell phone number and told me to call him later to find out where it was,” said Mary, a student who wished not to be embarrassed by being hit on by Diamond. “Now I know how Lisa Turtle and Kelly Kapowski felt like everyday.” The crowd of students was seemingly not very involved with Diamond, and many were seen leaving during the act. The crowd also had several hecklers that taunted Diamond during his performance. Several students also shouted out questions during his lines. A brawl almost ensued when a member of the audience asked “when did you stop being funny?” Diamond told the student that he was a “pussy” for saying that from the back of the room and not to his face on stage. The student then proceeded towards the stage. The brawl was avoided when the student was held back by Student Confederation Vice President Zen Hunter-Ishikawa and Diamond’s manager. ‘Screech’ taunted the student afterwards, calling him a “puss.” Afterwards, ATV News, AU’s closed campus television station, tried to get some footage of ‘Screech’ for their program. They were reprimanded by Eagle Nights Director Shwa Losben and Assistant Director Caroline Poteat for what was described as a contract between the University and Dustin Diamond concerning the copyright to his images and video. They explained that still photographs were allowed, but any other recording was allowed. There were no posted prohibitions and the legal basis of this claim was non-existent due to the non commercial intent of ATV’s use of any Diamond images. “I mean, this is a guy who is basically our age and people are flipping out over a contract, come on, seriously, it’s just ‘Screech,’ said ATV News Manager Carrie Rainen. “I guess I’m not mad at ‘Screech’ as much as I am at the people who set this up. They’re denying any request for us to interview or film him, it’s incredibly obnoxious.” Student Activities Assistant Tracy Florence spoke to the ATV News cameramen, Jon Wood and Carrie Rainen about not filming ‘Screech.’ She asked them not to pursue the matter lest Public Safety intervene and that she would be willing to discuss the matter later. Florence said that the contractual agreement between the University and Diamond mandated no video footage. Florence was unwilling to show ATV the contract she was citing. Rainen told BenLadner.com that they had gotten a few seconds of Diamond footage before being blocked, and that may have been enough for their purposes. ATV Cameraman Brad Burns, an SOC student, said that he was told “taping would be considered a breach of the contract they had with Diamond. It was ridiculous, it’s not illegal to tape someone, and this guy is not the caliber of star to command such a restrictive contract. When was the last time you saw this guy on TV? He’s a Saturday morning TV star. I guess, if anything, I feel bad for him.” Diamond was reticent to give a quote to BenLadner.com as well, “I can’t give a quote without checking with my manager,” ‘Screech’ said to Benladner.com. Diamond’s manager, who was present, said that “We’re not doing interviews.” When pressed further for a quote, Diamond said that he would only tell the campus community “don’t do drugs and don’t drink and drive.” Eagle Nights announced they would be holding their next function next Wednesday: dodgeball in Bender Arena. |
| 12th November 2003 - 03:48:14 AM |
| 5686 : Fagbusters |
| AWESOME. |
| 12th November 2003 - 05:58:09 AM |
| 5687 : Leaky Ass Queer |
| Great find Kurt, poor Diamond seems to be having a tough time in front of straight audiences doesn't he? Imagine how well the comments about his "pink tuna fish can" would have gone down in front of an all-homo crowd! If I'd have been at that show I would've definitely asked him to show us his hot pink fishy can! |
| 12th November 2003 - 06:58:24 AM |
| 5688 : Body jewelry |
| body jewelry |