| 12th November 2003 - 08:11:09 AM |
| 5689 : Gwando |
| "The lessons go on and on. There is the time where he is sad because he can't find a girl, so Zack makes up a secret admirer, and ultimately ends up dressing up as a girl and going on a date with him. These are lessons that cannot be derived from ones day to day life" My ultimate fantasy. Thanks for the links, Kurt, great tossing material and conclusive proof that Diamond is full on homo- how many straight men do you know with nipple rings? |
| 12th November 2003 - 10:27:27 AM |
| 5690 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gwando, I found more masturbation material!!! This article contains a couple more pictures of Diamond: http://www.stoutonia.uwstout.edu/2001-2002/Stories/010927/et_01.html - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th November 2003 - 10:33:08 AM |
| 5691 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Ron Jeremy (message 5671), I will eat your ass if you tape a picture of Diamond to the back of your ass! Cut a hole where Diamond's mouth is on the picture and line it up with your asshole! When I toss your salad, it will seem as though I'm French-kissing Diamond! Afterward, I will take a dump in your mouth and ass-slam you! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th November 2003 - 11:15:38 AM |
| 5692 : Johnny Suckmycock |
| And when the bell rang, i ran home in a hurry, to catch the fish |
| 12th November 2003 - 12:37:44 PM |
| 5693 : Gwando |
| If you ever find that for some reason you can't get a hard on, take a look at the two pictures at the top of this link http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw39.shtml anyone you has a fantasy involving police officers should particularly take a look. Print it out and keep it close to your crotch, you'll never be flacid again! |
| 12th November 2003 - 01:26:37 PM |
| 5694 : Mungo Jerry |
| DIAMOND YOU FUCK UP. I AM GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BUTTFUCK YOUR DAD, YOU FUCKING RETARDED CUNTSCRAPE. WHEN I HAVE FINISHED WITH YOUR DAD, I WILL THEN MAKE MY WAY DOWN INTO THE KITCHEN, WHERE I WILL THEN BEGIN TO FIST YOUR DOG. AND THEN WHEN I FIND YOU I AM GOING TO SHAFT YOU RIGHT UP YOUR SLACK AS FUCK SHITTER! COS I RECKON I WONT BE THE FIRST PERSON TO ASSFUCK YOU. YOU FUCKING MONGOLISM! |
| 12th November 2003 - 03:08:12 PM |
| 5695 : Remember when... |
| Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode that guest starred that chick who used to play Punky Brewster? Remember how you came up with a special spaghetti sauce and said it was a super secret homemade recipe and marketed it at the school and it became a hit? Remember how you & Zack stole all of those glass jars meant for the science classes and used the school facilities to manufacture & package your sauce? Remember how Punky Brewster & her bursting set of 36DDs started taking advantage of you and had you spend enormous amounts of your newfound income on her? Remember how weird she thought it was when you bought her that black strapon dildo with a diamond stud on the tip and you told her it was a present for the "both of us"? Remember how Mr. Belding found out about you stealing the glass jars and using the school facilities to make your sauce so he had you pay it all off by having you "eat his sauce" every day in his office around lunchtime, as well as also having you make him spaghetti for dinner every night for the following three months? Remember how much he loved your spaghetti sauce that you "personally prepared" just for him and complimented you every time he ate it? Remember how puzzled he was when, every morning for those three months, he kept finding crusty sesame seeds matted into his graying pubic hair after having unprotected buttsex with you the night before? Remember how you pulled one over on Belding because he never found out that your sauce's secret ingredient was your chunky, sesame seed filled diarrhea? |
| 12th November 2003 - 04:34:27 PM |
| 5696 : whata |
| Whoever made this site 'in no way affiliated with Dustin Diamond' is a sell out. Please put it back to how it was. Wasn't it funny when people thought it was his real site? |
| 12th November 2003 - 05:29:18 PM |
| 5697 : Pozzer |
| Don't you get it? This IS Diamond's real home page, he just has to distance himself from it so that he can still get bookings. Diamond is as gay as a donut, as camp as a window, that much is obvious, but his online presence has to be camouflaged to protect his career. We know the truth - Diamond is a shrub rocketeer, an uphill gardner, a train driver on the Earl Grey express. Believe. |
| 12th November 2003 - 06:36:25 PM |
| 5698 : Leaky Ass Queer |
| Diamond, Pozzer (message 5697) is correct. You're a slot badger. You're a two pin din plug. You're a bush dodger. You're a small bean regarder. You're a unabummer. You're a nut administrator. You're a bent referee. You're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown. You're a fence vole. You're a free willy. You're a chimney bottler. You're a bunty man. Stop hiding and give yourself up to us. |
| 12th November 2003 - 06:49:37 PM |
| 5699 : Leaky Ass Queer |
| Remember When guy, you're a genius. Thanks again for posting, I was literally pissing all over myself as I tossed my own salad to your story. Amazing. |
| 12th November 2003 - 09:36:45 PM |
| 5700 : Fagbusters |
| YOU'RE A FUCKING MONGOLISM, YOU MONGOLOID DEUTSCHBAG! |
| 13th November 2003 - 12:30:52 AM |
| 5701 : Remember when... |
| Hey Diamond, remember when you used to have a steady paycheck??? Remember when you weren't a complete joke??? |
| 13th November 2003 - 01:11:51 AM |
| 5702 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember when" guy, do you remember the episode where Zack made the subliminal tapes? One of his tapes was played over the PA system and then a bunch of girls and SLATER each placed wooden hearts around Zack's neck. That's an episode you should recap for us! As I recall, Screech was so jealous when Slater placed his heart around Zack's neck that he sprayed diarrhea all over his rainbow-colored pants! whata (message 5696), I also thought it was really funny when everyone thought that this was Diamond's real website! It was great when everyone thought that Diamond spelled like a complete retard! Oh well, at this this guestbook is still being maintained! Where else would Diamond's fans be able to exchange queer fantasies about Diamond? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 13th November 2003 - 01:42:12 AM |
| 5703 : Fagbusters |
| I THINK THAT SCREECH AND KELLY SHARED ALL THEIR CLOTHES ON THE SHOW. CROSS-DRESSING FRUITCAKE FILTH. |
| 13th November 2003 - 04:22:18 AM |
| 5704 : Fagbusters |
| THE COLLEGE EPISODE WHERE THEY HOLD A RAVE AND SLATER BELITTLES SCREECH AND HE'S SO SAD THAT HE GETS A CANNISTER OF HELIUM BUT THINKS THAT IT'S NITROUS OXIDE FOR AN ASSHOLE WITH QUEER BLONDE HAIR AND THEN HE GROWS SOME BALLS AND GRABS THE BAG LIKE A FAG AND THEN SLATER BACKS HIS SHIT UP AND EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT IS A PRETTY FAGGY EPISODE, EVEN IF MIKE ROGERS' MULLETY ASS IS GONE FOR MOST OF THE EPISODE. DISCO IS ALSO REALLY FUCKING GAY. |
| 13th November 2003 - 04:56:35 AM |
| 5705 : munguopy |
| Omo Fibe Sile joooooooooooooo a ti jeun soke |
| 13th November 2003 - 06:16:52 AM |
| 5706 : For the heteros in the crowd |
| Paris Hilton sex video download available for free: http://66.221.38.222/pudtv/girls/paris.wmv |
| 13th November 2003 - 06:46:37 AM |
| 5707 : whata |
| Kurt Steinberg, i agree it was very funny, and i am also glad the site is being maintained- the problem is, whoever made it 'in no way affiliated with dustin diamond' is a pussy! He's being pushed around by the world's gayest nerd! |
| 13th November 2003 - 06:59:02 AM |
| 5708 : hetero |
| 'for the heteros in the crowd', you won't find many heteros here! But nonetheless, your video was VERY enjoyable! |