| 20th February 2004 - 05:22:19 PM |
| 6437 : zach morris |
| screech, it's me you hot manly stud muffin. all i want to do is lick out your asshole while ac watches, like the good ole days. and maybe we can even have lisa film it. call me dickface. |
| 20th February 2004 - 11:50:14 PM |
| 6438 : stiltz |
| I use to work at Devil*Mart and Mr. Screech came threw my line, he bought 200 bucks worth of light bulbs, and he dispises the name screech completly phyco about it and my frineds brother worked at pizza hut and spit in his pazone, I like in Port Washington, WI kinda in the milwaukee area and sadly, dustin dimaond does too... |
| 21st February 2004 - 08:51:02 AM |
| 6439 : PRINCESS PEUSSIE, in love with Jelqing |
| Hello Everyone!! I'm now here in Denver for the annual International Enema Convention, and having a great flush of a time! ANYONE HERE KNOW ABOUT JELQING?? I I don't know about you guys but I've lost much of the feeling in my right hand from jelqing. The doctor called it tendonitis. SHIT!! I'd call it jelqing-itis, since THAT is what has caused this damn problem. My cock now is exhausted and leans at a new angle WHEN it feels like leaning at all!! My nuts ache and I tried rubbing them with something like vicks vapor rub or ben gay (OUCH) and that cooled them until the next session, but as for making ANYTHING BIGGER IN THE PENIS DEPARTMENT??? forget it. Hell at this point in my 37 years of life, HOW SAD TO REALISE THAT THE FAMILY DOG NOW HAS A BIGGER STICK THAN I DO! Maybe these jelqing clubs might be some answer to you guys, since someone else would do the cock workout, but it's just a little too gay for me, and strange to explain to the wife. Anyway any other reports on problems would be great |
| 21st February 2004 - 10:45:01 AM |
| 6441 : SLUT MAMA |
| Michael Jackson RULES IN THE WORLD of Sodomy and Kindergarten parties. I don't know why people are so critical of his Ranch and bedtime parties, when all he's doing is measure little morsels of LOVE and tucking the little boys into bed. At least he's not blowing them up in Irag in the name of Freedom and Liberty. Hey, give that little guy a glass of wine and let's see what happens. JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE!! http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/SingingAssholes_of_Love.html http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/MICHAEL_JACKSON.html http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Fudgepackers_2003_Review.html http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Angelic_CULOchorus.html |
| 21st February 2004 - 02:44:18 PM |
| 6442 : nana |
| What the fuck is going on here? I just lost my VIRGINITY again, and I'm tired of hearing about assholes and pussy, farting and Jesus on the Cross. OK? Let's talk about goodness and generosity, and talking assholes and little brown submarines coming at my like angels....and perhaps the Mafia in the White House. OK? |
| 21st February 2004 - 05:02:22 PM |
| 6443 : DOC Pocito |
| I've been wanting to write some more on this subject of Jelqing since I've recently had a patient of mine come to me with serious urinary problems. After a short visit I realised that he had been jelqing for sometime, as many as 4 sessions a day, and being in highschool, THIS got him into trouble as he was taking time out from various classes to jelq in the toilets and field house. His coach in Basketball found out about this, and instead of getting him counciling,he joined him in this activity. YEH, I know it's kind of suspect, but they were just having "guy fun". Then the coach suggested that for more excitement, they could try out jelqing with baseball gloves. So this is probably why my patient was having such troubles. His social activities seemed to be around the jelqing with friends coming over and sharing the therapy. I've suggested getting him to the Academy of Jelqing since he lives near Chestnut Hill in Philly, but have heard so many ghastly reports of the activities there, that I don't think I'd let my dog attend. The url is above so check it out. If you jelq, then do it safely and not more than about five hours a day. Signature: Doc Pocito: Urinary Problem Specialist and New Age Experimental Proctologist; my stationary states clearly my motto for any woman: THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS THROUGH HIS ASSHOLE! |
| 21st February 2004 - 06:43:52 PM |
| 6444 : Dark Skies |
| Is it just me or is the grammar, spelling and content of this site a pile of pants? Even the guestbook post button is written: psot!!!1 |
| 21st February 2004 - 10:05:35 PM |
| 6445 : Mary Mount |
| Dark Skies, your name should be DANK SHIT!!! You've got skid marks on your brain. Love, Mary |
| 21st February 2004 - 10:55:02 PM |
| 6446 : Scott McWilliams |
| DUSTIN FAGGOT DIAMOND HAS HAD MORE FINGERS IN HIS ASS THAN A JAPANESE NAIL SALON |
| 21st February 2004 - 11:00:53 PM |
| 6447 : |
| Man this site blows!!! Whoever wasted time making this shit should be put out of their misery!!! Dutin diamond sucks ass, so do all of the other faggots on saved by the bell |
| 21st February 2004 - 11:03:39 PM |
| 6448 : Lisa Turtle |
| me and Mr. Belding used to snort lines of coke off the urinal at Bayside High then we used to have 3somes with Screech, i loved it when he dressed in those sexy clothes of his. He always said he wanted to try darkmeat |
| 21st February 2004 - 11:10:48 PM |
| 6449 : Gary Coleman |
| Dustin Diamond approached me backstage after the Golden Globe awards one night and he offered some cash for some "hot interracial lovin'" as he called it, he always said he had a fetish for 10 year old black boys and claimed that iwas the closest he'd ever get to having one. |
| 21st February 2004 - 11:23:22 PM |
| 6450 : Dusin\'s Father |
| Holy fucking shit, i am so ashamed to have this buffoon as a son. He's not even a religious Jew, he used to come to Temple every schkputza and eat matzoah, but sadly he's living the hard partying life of a movie star. A gay movie star that is. Last week i caught him in our garage bent over the lawn mower and getting it from Mr. T and Zach. I tried to mold him into a man, and he has disgraced me every passing second. I took him on hunting trips and even tried to teach him "manly" things like changing his car oil and how to chop wood, and he insisted on wearing his mother's cooking apron and playing with barbie dolls Oy Vey! |
| 21st February 2004 - 11:31:08 PM |
| 6451 : Dusin\'s Father |
| Holy fucking shit, i am so ashamed to have this buffoon as a son. He's not even a religious Jew, he used to come to Temple every schkputza and eat matzoah, but sadly he's living the hard partying life of a movie star. A gay movie star that is. Last week i caught him in our garage bent over the lawn mower and getting it from Mr. T and Zach. I tried to mold him into a man, and he has disgraced me every passing second. I took him on hunting trips and even tried to teach him "manly" things like changing his car oil and how to chop wood, and he insisted on wearing his mother's cooking apron and playing with barbie dolls Oy Vey! |
| 21st February 2004 - 11:36:23 PM |
| 6452 : LISA TURTLE\'S HAIRY MANSACK |
| ONE TIME, I TOOK A PIECE OF POOP AND THREW AT SOME ELDERLY WOMAN TRYING TO CROSS THE STREET! BUT MAN, WAS IT EVER FUNNY WHEN SHE CAUGHT IN HER MOUTH, TRYING TO SHOW OFF IN FRONT OF HER CRIBBAGE CLUB PALS (LIKE ALWAYS), AND THEN PROCEEDED TO CHOKE TO DEATH RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! THAT DAY TAUGHT ME A VALUABLE LESSON IN LIFE: POOP IS FUNNY!! FUCK YOU SCREECH!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE YOU MAN-SWORD SLURPING HOMOQUEEN!!!! |
| 21st February 2004 - 11:43:26 PM |
| 6453 : Dustin\'s First Girlfriend |
| I'll never forget the day he tried grabbing my chest during our first kiss, he started talking in the Screech voice and grabbed away, in truth it turned me on, i love nothing more than a 98 pound geek with an afro. For valentines day he send me a lock of his pubic hair and i'll cherish this delightful gift until the day i die. I actually braided it and wear it as a necklace HAHAAAHHAHA I'M JUST KIDDING I DON'T REALLY EXSIST, HE'S 30 YEARS OLD AND HAS NEVER EVEN KISSED A WOMAN |
| 21st February 2004 - 11:46:02 PM |
| 6454 : LISA TURTLE\'S HAIRY MANSACK |
| ONE TIME, I TOOK A PIECE OF POOP AND THREW AT SOME ELDERLY WOMAN TRYING TO CROSS THE STREET! BUT MAN, WAS IT EVER FUNNY WHEN SHE CAUGHT IN HER MOUTH, TRYING TO SHOW OFF IN FRONT OF HER CRIBBAGE CLUB PALS (LIKE ALWAYS), AND THEN PROCEEDED TO CHOKE TO DEATH RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! THAT DAY TAUGHT ME A VALUABLE LESSON IN LIFE: POOP IS FUNNY!! FUCK YOU SCREECH!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE YOU MAN-SWORD SLURPING HOMOQUEEN!!!! |
| 22nd February 2004 - 01:07:20 AM |
| 6455 : Lisa Turtle |
| OK FUCKERS, SO I'M A LIAR AND DIDN'T DO ALL THAT STUFF. ASK ME FOR REAL, AND I LOVE BETTY, THE DYKE NEXT DOOR AND EATS ANY PUSSY SHE CAN FIND. CHOW DOWN, WHORE. AND NOW I'M ABOUT TO LOOK FOR LITTLE BROWN SUBMARINES IN MY CAT BOX....HUNGRIER THAN DUSTIN ON A RUMBLE THROUGH THE OUTHOUSE. |
| 22nd February 2004 - 10:57:27 AM |
| 6457 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Here's some articles about Diamond: http://www.uwmleader.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2003/11/11/3fb1a800cc379 http://216.239.39.104/search?q=cache:sa10GJxawC0J:www.giantgenius.com/archives/000384.html+%22dustin+diamond%22+google&hl=en&ie=UTF-8 Here's a great quip about Diamond's band: http://groups.google.com/groups?q=loveruckus&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=4rc7j5%24b8g%40newsbf02.news.aol.com&rnum=1 This webpage has a clip of a song from Diamond's band: http://www.sonancerecords.com/downloads.html - Kurt Steinberg |
| 22nd February 2004 - 03:39:35 PM |
| 6458 : mojo |
| HEy thanks for the information. I read some of it and got to admit that it sounds liek all the other shit coming outta the thousands of non bands today. blah blah and more shit. but yeh, they all look good including that transexual singer wth the fake boobs. Kurt are you gay? I'd love to know and get a pic from yo if so, well cause I'm into grooving with the likes and licks of you. MOJO |