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22nd February 2004 - 07:35:44 PM

6459 : Ben Affleck

One time i was eating pork and beans while i was taking a shit on the bowl, then Matt Damon was walking around in our apartment naked, while whistling the theme to Saved By the Bell........i pulled my pants up without wiping and my logs looked like Screech

How do ya dem apples?

22nd February 2004 - 07:43:11 PM

6460 : Ben Affleck

sorry i had a typo, i was getting it from behind by Matt Damon's pole

i meant to say "How do ya like dem apples?"

22nd February 2004 - 07:51:27 PM

6461 : CAPTAIN CHING CHOW

ME HAVE SO MUCH ROVE FROR SCREECH
HE SO FUNNRY HE JOKES MAKE ME WANNA COOK UP SOME
PORKA FRY RICE

I MADE MY OWN SHOW IN CHINA CALLED
SAVED BY THE BEEF LO MEIN

WE HAD A CHINESE SCREECH
AND A MONGORIAN SRAYTA
AND A JAPANRESE ZACH MORRIS

MISTRA BRELDING EATA WITH NO CHOPPIE STICK, HE RIKE TO EAT WITH HIS FINGA

CHINGA CHONG CHING CHANG CHONG! WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME OF MY FRESH COOK WON TON?

22nd February 2004 - 08:29:55 PM

6462 : MOJO

You guys keep talking about cooking this and eating that, and shit and getting buttfucked, and fag this and fag that, but you don't have a fucking clue what you're really talking about...so get the fuck with it and check out these little places. They'll make you shrinking little scrotums feel cool again.

http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/SingingAssholes_of_Love.html
http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Fudgepackers_2003_Review.html
http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Mother_Teresa_Love_Book.html
http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Kids_Safe_World.html
http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Angelic_CULOchorus.html

22nd February 2004 - 08:56:20 PM

6463 : Eric Roberts

22nd February 2004 - 11:29:40 PM

6464 : Kurt Steinberg

Here's a great review of the new CD by Diamond's band (as hard as it may be to believe, Diamond must actually be a better actor than signer! That's shocking to me!):

http://66.218.71.225/search/cache?ei=UTF-8&p=Rosebud+%22salty+the+pocketknife%22&u=www.bassplayer.com/Reviews.htm&w=rosebud+%22salty+the+pocketknife%22&d=A4E1912226&c=482&yc=52723&icp=1

"The big problem with actors-turned-musicians is that their bands get much further than they should, based on novelty or publicity rather than the strength of their musical achievement. Take Salty The Pocketknife, for example, a proggy modern-rock quartet whose publicists prominently tout Dustin Diamond—Screech from Saved By The Bell—on bass. (Hey, it made me listen.) While the grinding, angular songs are certainly not trite or formulaic, they feature the unlistenably bad vocals of Rosebud, who himself sounds like a screeching gnome leaping around in someone’s drug-induced nightmare. Diamond capably holds down the odd time signatures, though he rarely ventures outside the mind-numbingly repetitive guitar riffs. You might listen to it once for laughs, but you won’t listen twice. "

- Kurt Steinberg

23rd February 2004 - 04:11:00 AM

6465 : Steve

Hey thats a good page

http://www.traumort.com

23rd February 2004 - 11:24:51 AM

6466 :

mooi

23rd February 2004 - 12:02:09 PM

6467 : bub

Brice Tarpley and Dustin have an affair, dustin crys and fucks that robot. End of story

23rd February 2004 - 12:05:51 PM

6468 : johngriggs

i have every episode of saved by the bell now tivoed.. all so i can watch dustin as screech. Something about his suspenders and pocket protectors makes my cock hard., o so hard. long live dustin and his godly curves. i livei n olney il

23rd February 2004 - 12:07:33 PM

6469 : Briceypie

Lick a gay mans nut sack and win the prize. Step right up folks..step right up..lick his fuckin sack you nazi fucks....come one, come all dustin diamond fans to the world of the third reich

23rd February 2004 - 04:48:04 PM

6470 : Princess Peussie

JESUS RULES FOR SURE!!!!
and do not forget:

GOD spelled backwards becomes TURD!!!

Amen, Sodomites!!!

23rd February 2004 - 06:00:05 PM

6471 : Princess Fluff of the Golden Shower Palace

Dear Princess Peussie of Slutville, don't you mean to write:
JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE????
or did you holes close over and you fart through your mouth, and sound like all of those weapons of mass destruction our Pres is looking for?

23rd February 2004 - 06:48:38 PM

6472 : Fag

i actually think that some gay buttsexing with Screech would be delightful, let's get busy

23rd February 2004 - 10:05:22 PM

6473 : Super FAG

Screech has never had it so deep as I could give it to him....bend him, make him smile and then penetrate his warm hole...and what a surprise when he finds that I've also given him a lovely warm piss-enema. THEN the fun begins!! How that dude will run to the nearest toilet.....Oooops, sorry, guy, THAT door is locked...SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24th February 2004 - 08:28:22 AM

6474 : red rum

i just love dustins horse heed and his nose he's an idol to us all, his hair is absolutly swicked just like the fanny fluff on his fucking massive chin zack morris and ac slater blatantly roasted u while kelly and lisa watched u love it

24th February 2004 - 08:47:39 AM

6475 : lazar

dustin diamond, have you ever seen the parody video "Pee on You" by R. Kelly? did it give you some wood? i'd like to film my own personal video of me pissing all over you - you can even drink my urine!!!!!!!

24th February 2004 - 01:13:12 PM

6476 : Kurt Stein is a douchebag

Hey Kurt, go find a 2 dollar hooker on a double shift. Or cruise VAN BUREN in Phoenix for some TV hookers. You could use a big stiffy in your suckhole to shut that yapper of yours

24th February 2004 - 02:43:10 PM

6477 : Fagenfeld

www.jerkoffzone.com

24th February 2004 - 09:39:51 PM

6478 : lazar

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