| 25th February 2004 - 02:31:35 PM |
| 6486 : Message 2 the person hu sed kurt iz a douchebag |
| woohoo! sum1 hu actually has sum sense! itz about time sum1 sed sumfin 2 u u loser kurt!oh yea and wot was it u sed? this is a homosexual guestbook? o FUK OFF! incase u didnt realise (bcoz u cnt read!) this website iz NOT 4 homosexuals. itz just u and ur fukin gay fantasies that wishes it woz! go and get a fukin life! and FUK URSELF WHILE UR AT IT! |
| 25th February 2004 - 04:08:41 PM |
| 6487 : Margaret Tan |
| ...and who the fuck is this Kurt Steinberg and those fucking nazi people leaving these horrible messages. SHIT, it's worse than those people running around town todya with those dirty smudges on their foreheads. I'm thinking they have them on their foreskins. And to you Princess Peussie, thanks for the information as it looks very fine indeed. I will give my little brother such a workout with his testicles and see if he's got problems. |
| 25th February 2004 - 04:26:18 PM |
| 6488 : Nathan Mathers |
| I like to fuck eggs |
| 25th February 2004 - 04:34:10 PM |
| 6489 : Bernie Butthole |
| Hey Maggie Tan, I would like to check my chubby into your tailpipe and then grace your lovely gook face with a man-milk nut-facial. Then I would have dustin diamond urinate on you. Are you related to Amy Tan, the esteemed author of The Joy Fuck Club? Because if you are, I would like to extend my invitation for the two of you to rally around my maypole and play a little game of spin the snatch, if you get my drift!... |
| 25th February 2004 - 11:42:58 PM |
| 6490 : Amy Tan |
| OK BUTTHOLE, you think you're fucking funny talking that way about all of us "gook girls". I tell you one thing, boy, I'd shove this fist so deep into your asshole you'd be shitting jelly beans outta yer fucking nose, scum nuts! I'd have my brother fuck you so hard then give you one long piss enema. You deserve to attend that Jelqing Academy of Princess Peussie in Chestnuts Hill....and get what you deserve: CASTRATION |
| 25th February 2004 - 11:53:05 PM |
| 6491 : Kurt Steinberg |
| This message is for the retard who wrote message 6486 - please learn proper grammar! You write like someone with the intelligence of a 3-year-old. You're probably also hung like a 3-year-old! Nobody wants to read your posts! If you aren't going to post about a disgusting sexual fantasy, then don't post here!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 26th February 2004 - 10:20:29 AM |
| 6492 : humus |
| i cant believe Kurt Steinberg et al still post here This is the first time i have checked here in over a year, and they're all still here! Get over it and get a life! |
| 26th February 2004 - 11:16:40 AM |
| 6493 : natascha |
| heej ik vind je wel grappig en heel leuk wil je met me naar bed |
| 26th February 2004 - 11:58:43 AM |
| 6494 : humus |
| i cant believe i am such a fuckin homo i wish i wasnt so uncontrollably addicted to man butter then i wouldnt be such a flippin faggit ass rammer |
| 26th February 2004 - 12:35:20 PM |
| 6495 : Eafsa |
| Hay i am from sudan how do i ordered saved by the bell vhs tapes do i have to come to america with my diseases to find them? |
| 26th February 2004 - 12:44:01 PM |
| 6496 : DAS POOP |
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| 26th February 2004 - 12:49:06 PM |
| 6497 : NIG STAIN |
| MAMMOTH CAVE, Kentucky (AP) -- Mammoth Cave doesn't have the colorful stalagmites and stalactites that make some caves famous. Lighting is minimal; signs are nonexistent, and there's no pipe organ playing "Shenandoah," like the one at Luray Caverns in Virginia. Yet Mammoth's claims to fame are many. It's the longest cave in the world, with more than 360 miles (580 kilometers) of connected tunnels. It's also the second-oldest tourist attraction in America, after Niagara Falls, with guided tours offered since 1816. Huts used by an 1840s tuberculosis colony still stand, as do mining pits from 1812. Most amazing of all is how far back Mammoth's human connections stretch: Mummies have been found in the cave, and you can still see petroglyphs (cave drawings) that are thousands of years old. Mammoth entered recorded history around 1798 when John Houchins, a Kentucky homesteader, shot and wounded a bear, then followed the critter into a natural cave entrance that is still used today. |
| 26th February 2004 - 12:49:37 PM |
| 6498 : Bernie Butthole |
| Dear Maggie Tan, I deeply regret the fact that I may have offended you with that last post - You seem like a nice young lady, and I'm sorry if I angered you with my warm and tender musings on love and romance... That being said, I want you to quit your sniveling, turn around, and bend over - So I can piss in your ass!!!! GOOK!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck... |
| 26th February 2004 - 12:55:03 PM |
| 6499 : Xiao Ping |
| I too like defiling asians. i hit them, fuck them in the ass, pour boilig hot wonton soup on their genitals. but i love em. |
| 26th February 2004 - 01:02:45 PM |
| 6500 : s |
| Anyone here ever suck a dog's dick? i mean.... hey whats up. |
| 26th February 2004 - 01:03:38 PM |
| 6501 : Seamus MacCockweilder |
| "knock knock" "who's there?" "go fuck yourself." that's a quote |
| 26th February 2004 - 02:48:43 PM |
| 6502 : BANCHY AND NEGRO @EFnet #COCKBOAT |
| I remember one time at fashion camp Dustin Diamond came up behind me pulled my shirt over my head. He pushed me to the ground and jumped on top of me. He took 3 pairs of handcuffs out of his rear pocket. He used one pair to bind my hands, another for my feet, and the last one to bind my hands and feet together. Dustin Diamond then ripped off all of my clothes including my new shirt and silk briefs. He put his mouth on my penis and masturbated me for a minute or two and then he turned me around on the ground and disrobed himself. Dustin Diamond then disrobed himself and lay down on top of me. He inserted his penis in to my anus. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on. Dustin Diamond was fucking me in the ass! He continued to fuck me in the ass. I counted every second of it. After 27 seconds he ejaculated inside of me. I was mortified. The worst part was that my new shirt was ripped and I didn't even reach orgasm! |
| 26th February 2004 - 02:53:42 PM |
| 6503 : jo3y @EFnet #COCKBOAT |
| SAVED BY THE BELL OWNZ ALL!! |
| 26th February 2004 - 04:57:40 PM |
| 6504 : Margaret Tan |
| Well Bernie, it looks like it's time for your enema, the enema you love so much, the one I use on your little hole and fill that cavity with boiling crank case oil. But when I finally located that mini-prick of yours, watch out, mother fucker, as I'm going to sandpaper it right off IF I can find it. YOU ARE A MAJOR LOSER... |
| 26th February 2004 - 05:06:45 PM |
| 6505 : Margaret Tan |
| And here's another little shitskie for Bernie BUnghole and his mini-stickshift::::dig it, Bernie::::: It all started with that Heavenly Birth in Bethlehem!!! Things can only get worse now, and you fans of mine what exactly what I'm talking about. First it all started with that pack of wild-fucker dogs and that attack on Mommy there in Tampa...and her strange behavior in the San Jose nut house...and then along came my second World Tour including Lima, Peru and that infamous Monkey Hut, where the fucking roof fell in while I was singing "Fascist Lovers" (you all remember that fabulous little song I wrote a year or so ago for Johnny Blee Johnie?), and since the MOJO, the owner of that property in Miraflores has been hassled by the local mafia. Shit, darlings, it was all a princess could do but haul ass and get outta there and through the worst escape in Peruvian history. Darlings, SMILES if you can, but that would have made the Inka escape nothing for the Spaniard bastards. Blessed Be....and then if that were not enough, Madre Loke wrote both Fluff and Me that she needed money for her drug bust there during that Beach Mass in Why-kiki(?) and on the way to the bank, I got attacked again by those damned dogs. Anyway as Juanito says: JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE! Leave message and send those checks to bail us out of one mess after another. And do not forget: LUBRICANT IS NOT A STATE OF MIND! Blessed Be, Fuckers!! |