| 05th May 2004 - 02:28:58 AM |
| 7355 : Macaulay Culkin |
| Hey Rob, Macaulay Culkin here. I just wanted to return your call and say that yes, you did indeed leave a small condom full of blow lodged up my butt, and I enjoyed it very much. |
| 05th May 2004 - 08:56:03 AM |
| 7357 : billy elliot |
| spank material: http://www.saltythepocketknife.com/images/studio1.jpg http://www.saltythepocketknife.com/images/studio2.jpg http://www.saltythepocketknife.com/images/studio3.jpg http://www.saltythepocketknife.com/images/studio4.jpg |
| 05th May 2004 - 11:29:29 AM |
| 7358 : Lord Queer |
| Why is Diamond hanging out with a transvestite in those pics, I wonder? Do you think he likes cock in a frock? |
| 05th May 2004 - 11:37:48 AM |
| 7359 : Lord Queer |
| Hey fellow queers, let's join the Salty The Pocket Knife forums! http://www.saltythepocketknife.com/forum/ See you there! |
| 05th May 2004 - 11:54:09 AM |
| 7360 : sweetie |
| can't stop dreaming about this love. I see heaven sent me an angel just like you can't stop dreaming about this love sometimes, baby, you make me feel alive |
| 05th May 2004 - 12:02:46 PM |
| 7361 : cocksucking asslick |
| Ha Ha!!!!! Those photos are so gay that I can almost feel duskin's Dimoand's kum shooting up my asshole as we speak - Thamk you, Duskin, 4 giving us something to lose our loads to! In those photos, it almost looks as if Duskin is saying directly to me, with his intense, shit-brown eyes "yeah, I know that you're one of those little wimps that's been talkin' shit about me in that fucked-up guestbook, because you're too much of a pussy to say it to my face, ass-wipe - hell, even our faggot transvestite singer could whip your ass!... So, if you've got a problem with me, bring it on, bitch!!!!!!..... - Otherwise, shut the fuck up!!!!!!..." - That's what he is saying to me with his hypnotic and magnetic gaze - I can't break away from it!!!! Awwww, please abuse me, Duskin, I've been a very naughty little boy!!!!..... AAAAAAAAGGGGGFJHFJKGL;G (i JUST LOST A LOAD...) |
| 05th May 2004 - 12:51:01 PM |
| 7362 : Davey Dicksuck |
| Dear Dustin, I saw your band "Salty The Pocket-Pussy" a while back and I must tell you that your band sucks gonnorreah-infected screaming shitholes. The guitars sound like a wet pussy fart, the drummer plays like a limp-wristed little homo, and your lead singer looks, sings, and smells like a drunken monkey who's taken it up the 'ole shitpipe one too many times!... Other than that, you guyz RAWK!!!!!!! The next time that "Faulty The Fuckit-Knife" plays a "gig", we should all show up and throw balloons filled with piss and diarreah at the stage. P.S. Heavy beer consumption gives me gas... |
| 05th May 2004 - 01:32:22 PM |
| 7363 : Chachi |
| Steinberg my arch nemisis! That was a fake chachi who unlike the double dog let his career go down the tubes. Even at his peak he couldnt match up to the greatness of the real chachi! If only Diamond could spare some time to clean up this board himself da chach wouldnt need to go to such lengths!!! Now straighten yourself up and worship the double dog as a hero of our time!!! DA CHACH |
| 05th May 2004 - 02:10:28 PM |
| 7364 : Leaky Ass Queer |
| Kurt, I need your support at the STPK forum - Da Chach is on watch over there! |
| 05th May 2004 - 02:53:13 PM |
| 7365 : Bob Kelly |
| Get ready to blow your load studs! http://images.usatoday.com/life/enter/tv/_photos/2001-07-26-inside-dustin-diamond.jpg |
| 05th May 2004 - 03:00:39 PM |
| 7366 : Bob\"one pump chump\" Kelly |
| http://www.fhsu.edu/Leader/2003/32803/graphics/photos/screech.jpg http://www.autographsonline.com/Scans/diamondustin12792.jpg http://www.cornstalker.com/scrapbook/albums/screech/02_onstage_jesus.jpg Dustin holding a butt plug: http://gammatron.novarese.net/images/2001/06/10/screech.jpg |
| 05th May 2004 - 03:10:38 PM |
| 7367 : TITS |
| http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/03/09/08/former.jpg |
| 05th May 2004 - 08:16:51 PM |
| 7368 : Esua Ponem |
| I need to be disciplined! Somebody please teach me to behave! |
| 05th May 2004 - 10:33:42 PM |
| 7369 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Leaky Ass Queer and Chachi, I don't intend to post queer messages on Diamond's band's website, and I don't think you should either. You need to remember that this guestbook is a "free speech forum," but Diamond's band's website is not - so Diamond's band's webmaster will probably delete all queer messages posted over there. Actually, maybe the webmaster will save the queer fantasies to an internal Intranet that is not publicly accessable, so Diamond will have all the queer fantasies to himself, which would be completely unacceptable!!! There are also additional reasons why I won't post there that I don't want to get into now. Chachi, you also need to remember that this guestbook was created to provide Diamond's queer fans will a centralized location for Saved By The Bell gay fantasies. When I need to masturbate, I want to quickly find my Diamond-related queer fantasies - I don't want to have to go to a bunch of different websites to find them!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 05th May 2004 - 10:40:37 PM |
| 7370 : Esua Ponem |
| What's a double dog? |
| 06th May 2004 - 12:01:13 AM |
| 7371 : |
| Here's a line Screech uttered to Zack in the "Piped Dreams" oil spill episode: "Don't worry Zack, Becky's where the oil can't hurt her anymore." SHUT UP DIAMOND!!!! YOU SAY THE DUMBEST THINGS!!!! |
| 06th May 2004 - 12:12:16 AM |
| 7372 : Fagbusters |
| YES IT CAN MOTHERFUCKERS. |
| 06th May 2004 - 02:00:27 AM |
| 7373 : elian gonzalez |
| hello dustin diamond thank you for hearing my pleas and helping me escape from cuba over the weekend but why have you locked me in your basement please let me out it smells funny in here and it is very cold please give me back my pants and my shirt |
| 06th May 2004 - 02:39:54 AM |
| 7374 : Esua Ponem |
| I am so lonely. |