| 15th July 2004 - 08:59:58 AM |
| 8797 : neil diamond |
| dustin i am your cousin. i have named your brown star "Caroline." when i sing the song "Sweet Caroline," i'm singing about your tight ring... |
| 15th July 2004 - 09:08:30 AM |
| 8798 : Raul Juan Sanchez Carlo San Hair-net |
| Wassup, essays. Hey Mario, mang you steel owe me 5 pesos for that fuching chicken, homes. He started again with the fuching gobble gobble and I had to cut that little beetch! I cut hing! Hey mang I chew on tacos, mang. The I drink Tecate until i shit fuching black bean queso. Hey Screech. Zoinks this beetch! |
| 15th July 2004 - 10:02:22 AM |
| 8799 : Papi Culo |
| A mang, I want to give you someting homie, it's my aztec warrior ese. I was cruzin in my sheavey to go to the Manchilada,mang, looking for some homies to cock fight with. Dis guy come to me and said "Wha chooo lookin at beetch?" He was Puerto Rican and he lookted like a tha Double Dawg mang, only darker ese. he like ted my rat tail and my dickies mang, but he really loved my sheavey mang.I gave him my aztec warrior and rimmed his bean salad mang. If you ever see him mang tell him I sent you and he will shoo you a goo time ese. |
| 15th July 2004 - 10:14:01 AM |
| 8800 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin, now that this board has resumed full on queer status, can I interest you in a fierce rimming? With all the tension created by the hetero talk, my mangina hasn't been the same, I need you to help me back to full mast erections with secreted cum. |
| 15th July 2004 - 10:18:58 AM |
| 8801 : Twyla 16 |
| hey SB, i'm slightly tipsy cause i just started drinking again. just the thought of going to that damn doctor makes me wanna drink myself dead. oh god i hate that doctor. the only reason she got me an appointment was cause she doesn't trust me. oh god. shoot me now. if i have to go then i'm gonna give her a reason to not trust me. sick boy i need to have sex with you before next thursday. that way whey they check and see i've been stretched and popped they'll have had a reason to take me. oh god i need more to drink. |
| 15th July 2004 - 11:47:05 AM |
| 8802 : |
| You're not Dustin Diamond.You said he not me once and Dustin Diamond played Screech not Eech so thank you you are not THE actor Dustin Diamond |
| 15th July 2004 - 01:24:52 PM |
| 8803 : hey u |
| i im horny as a mother fucker |
| 15th July 2004 - 03:03:41 PM |
| 8804 : Twyla 16 |
| i have to go to the movies tonight with my friend and her boyfriend because i'm her best friend apparently. the only reason i have to go is because her parents would kill her if they knew she was going with her boyfriend. so now i have to go to so i can be her scape goat. they're going to see some crappy movie called sleepover. it's rated pg so you know it's going to suck. oh god. shoot me now. i get to go with my best friend, we get to see a crappy movie together, YAY!!! the only reason i'm bringing my best friend is because i do not find pleasure watching two of my good friends make out. oh god, i'm gonna get wasted. then i won't have to remember this horrible night. oh god, i don't want to go to this. please waste me now!!!i'm gonna go get more to drink.i'm gonna be wasted and horny. i don't want to go to this!!! HELPPPP!!!!!!! |
| 15th July 2004 - 03:26:22 PM |
| 8805 : Papi Culo |
| Mario mang, we may have to shank someone ese. Someone jus doesn't get it mang. Choo get su sheavey and meet up to keel mang. After I will give you my spicey chorizo mang. |
| 15th July 2004 - 05:31:46 PM |
| 8806 : Gay Zack |
| Im am going to shove fruit loops up your ass Diamond, than I will eat them out. I could try donut holes and than give you a coffee enema. That would be a good breakfast. You make me feel like a man should a man, spank me dustin, I've been bad |
| 15th July 2004 - 06:53:27 PM |
| 8807 : BACK TO THA SOUTH SIDE OF ATX |
| God this feels good. No more ugly people. No more rednecks. No more Republicans. Far less cows. Co-eds. AAAHHH! That's better. |
| 15th July 2004 - 08:17:02 PM |
| 8808 : Beuford the Lonely Double Amputee |
| Dustin, young man I would like to make love to you. You dressed in a penguin suit and I dressed as a bear. That's ancient Greek sombolism for me growing limbs and you being a penguin. Contact me, sweethaeart. I need this wich to come true:);)LOL! |
| 15th July 2004 - 10:36:37 PM |
| 8809 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I learned a fun new homosexual move last night at my local gay bar! It's a twist on the "Arabian Goggle" move! First, I'll need eat some greasy tacos and then take a huge dump. Next, I'll get off the toilet without wiping my ass and then I'll sit on your face and drop my nuts onto your eyelids (maybe I'll drop ass, to mix things up)! When I get up, you'll have a brown dot on your forehead, just like and Indian woman!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 15th July 2004 - 10:42:03 PM |
| 8810 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, this move is called "Indian goggles"!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 15th July 2004 - 10:57:17 PM |
| 8811 : gay slater |
| nice work steinberg. can i watch you give mr. diamond a warm pair of indian goggles? |
| 15th July 2004 - 11:10:54 PM |
| 8812 : tryyty |
| ryrryrtrtryrtirjtjytyjktkjy |
| 15th July 2004 - 11:54:52 PM |
| 8813 : |
| 16th July 2001 - 08:05:39 AM 1 : chris WOAAH |
| 16th July 2004 - 12:00:11 AM |
| 8814 : |
| mr. diamond, today is the 3-year anniversary of your guestbook. Aren't you happy now? How many times have you ejaculated in your pants while reading the fantasies posted here? |
| 16th July 2004 - 12:25:50 AM |
| 8815 : sarananda |
| lol cool a dustin diamond fan site....hehehe i love him. the third and fourth season were crap tho |
| 16th July 2004 - 05:11:27 AM |
| 8816 : Mario Lopez |
| Papi mang, I know how it ees. We gots to teach deez beetchiz a fockin lessen they never gone forget. Jus the other day mang, I was drivin to de Manchilada in mah Chevy, an when I stop at de lights, dis fockin neegur come up to the weendow, and he all like 'get out the daym car, wetback' so I was all like 'THE FUCK YOU SAY, MANG??????' and den you know what I deed? I cut hing. I FUCKIN CUT DAT NEEGUR LIKE HE NOT NEVER BEEN CUT BEFOE!!! And den I focked him, mang. I fock hing long and hard until his ass be so full of the meh-hee-can man-mayo dat it look like it gonna explode. Focken neegurs. Raul Juan Sanchez - ees good to hear from you mang but I ALREADY PAY FOR DAT FOCKIN CHEEKEN MANG! Maybe I give you da Mario's aztec warrior eh ese?? |