| 29th October 2004 - 05:35:53 PM |
| 10679 : Father McPoohole |
| Aye, tis it such a wretched thing as to lust for the pressed starfruit of pre-pubescent boys? Some puffs pay five shillings to poke a common whore. I, as my fellow priests in NIMBLA (Northern Irish Man-Boy Love Association) think it is quite natural for a man o' the cloth to fancy a young lad, fill him with Scotch and Guinness, and give him a good ye olde Irish bum-pounding. My blessings to Father McBoyfucker across the pond. Tis the shame what they do to God's men who fuck little boys over there. May Mother Mary watch you, bless you, keep you, and provide you with suppple young flesh to violate. |
| 29th October 2004 - 06:17:18 PM |
| 10680 : Arnau and friends |
| Hey! A great soap opera, here in catalonia too!!! |
| 29th October 2004 - 06:22:33 PM |
| 10681 : BIGSEXXXY |
| GOD BLESS YOU SCREECH AND ALL YOUR WORK THAT YOU DID. YOU MADE ME REALIZE THAT IT DOSENT MATTER THAT I WOTN GET LAID UNTIL IM 40, AND ITS EVEN OK THAT SHE WAS A SAIGON HOOKER, AND EVEN OK IT WAS A DUDE. YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A MAN. |
| 29th October 2004 - 06:59:05 PM |
| 10682 : Gay Zack |
| Looks like we shut down the Salty the Pocketknife site again |
| 29th October 2004 - 07:07:57 PM |
| 10683 : S!CK B0Y! |
| Looks like everything is still there, Gay Zack. Even my last post as "Gay Farrier," but, once again, it is going to piss somebody off a whole bunch. And for Dustin: Dude, your band can't even have a message board without a bunch of sickos posting queer fantasies. Ha ha! |
| 29th October 2004 - 07:15:59 PM |
| 10684 : Anal explorer |
| I would like to go spelunking in Mr. Dustin Diamond's anus |
| 29th October 2004 - 07:36:22 PM |
| 10685 : Cpt. Mountaineer |
| I would like to scale the towering mounds of dried spunk inside Mr. Diamond's anus. I am a mountaineer! |
| 29th October 2004 - 08:26:51 PM |
| 10686 : Buck Studly |
| http://img99.exs.cx/img99/3089/belding8.jpg Belding, that mustache is quite possibly the most homo-erotic thing I've seen since the time my queer Slater look-alike Latino friend Ramone donned a permed mullet wig and wrestling singlet. With that mustache, you would look so hot in a tight, black leather biker outfit, like the one the guy in the Village People used to wear. Or maybe a cowboy outfit complete with whip and pink assless chaps. I'm pre-cumming just thinking about it!! Seriously, if you're ever in Miami, please stop by at the Rainbow Lounge and take my ass for a mustache ride. |
| 29th October 2004 - 09:33:30 PM |
| 10687 : I BMX FOR___________ |
| FAGS BEWARE BUSH IS HERE!(THAT NAME, HOW IT SEEMS LIKE I'M OFFERING ANAL SEX.TOO BAD I'M NOT.) I BMX FOR KERRY |
| 29th October 2004 - 09:54:11 PM |
| 10688 : THE PUNK #9/PUNK MILISHA/BRANDON |
| Hey i bmx for_______________(punk #764/punk milisha i didnt go any where you left the crash site r you on now? type in or e mail me soon that bitch dave is startin crap and on holloween me and 3 other punks are beating his ass back to 1st grade |
| 29th October 2004 - 10:29:14 PM |
| 10689 : BRADLY DAVIS / DAVIS METAL AND ARMS/PUNK MILISHA |
| YAH HE'S ON WAS ON EARLIER NOT IN BETWEEN OH AND THANKS FOR SAYIN WHO WE ARE AT HOME NOW EVERY 1 CAN FIND OUT WHO WE ARE MOTHERFUCKER!!! STUPID PUNK YOUR GUNNA BE OUT SOON BY THE WAY YOUR E MAIL WONT LET ME E MAIL YOU ANY MORE SOMETHING ABOUT PROFOUND LANGUAGE? HOWS THIS BITCH ASS LICKEN CUNT SUCKER! |
| 30th October 2004 - 12:20:24 AM |
| 10690 : Dude |
| 10689: Are you Busters? Busters was a lot more clever. |
| 30th October 2004 - 01:14:37 AM |
| 10691 : Another Dude |
| I agree. Busters also at least sounded like he was over the age of 14. |
| 30th October 2004 - 01:53:28 AM |
| 10692 : osama bin laden |
| yuor contry will fall. more biuldings go down. we have bombs so make yuor time. |
| 30th October 2004 - 01:56:27 AM |
| 10693 : zack morris\' sweaty grundel |
| Hey Screeth. This is Lisa Turtle. I'm a at the Max and they won't make me eggs cuz I'm a nigger. They will only sell me fruit punch and watermellon. Jessie is scared she on caffeine pills. I think she is a dyke. AC Slater is a wetback. Kelly Kapowski has big tits, but is packing a sweaty sack and bologna wad. See in you the one hallway at bayside. P.s. tell Mr. Tuttle he has Diabetes and should lay off the McDonalds. He smells like stale farts. Peace, Leace |
| 30th October 2004 - 03:43:23 AM |
| 10694 : SLAIN |
| INJEKTILO* |
| 30th October 2004 - 04:26:22 AM |
| 10695 : cooter |
| Learn how to spell buddy, your site sucks. |
| 30th October 2004 - 04:38:55 AM |
| 10696 : offtopic.com |
| GIVE UP THIS SITE TO THE REAL DORK SO HE CAN HAVE IT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!11~lc |
| 30th October 2004 - 06:07:26 AM |
| 10697 : Daily Radar |
| How To Ask Your Grandma On A Date Inbreeding may be illegal in 48 states (and "gently discouraged" in the remaining two), but if Grandpa's dead, Grandma's hot and you're a lonely guy looking to find a girl just like the one who gave birth to the girl who married your dear old dad, then you've come to the right place. These instructions are not for everybody. If you are easily offended, or Grandma has a strict "no dating grandsons" rule, then do not read this. In fact, nobody should read this. We're not reading this, and we wrote it. (Okay, we lied.) What you'll need: • One sexy Grandma • One deceased Grandpa • Cookie dough • Vick's vapor rub • A good lawyer Step One: Pick the right time. Unless you've been flirting, it's highly unlikely that Grandma has any idea you might be interested in her. It's bound to be a surprise, so choose a time to ask her out very carefully. Bad times to make your move: at Grandpa's wake, following hip surgery, first night at the nursing home, after the respirator's been shut off. Good times: your birthday, her birthday, during Andy Rooney, a bake sale, any holiday. Step Two: Hang where Grandma hangs Creepy as it may sound, follow Grandma wherever she goes. "Accidentally" run into her at her weekly bingo game, and sweet talk her between games. Join her quilting club. Drop by for unexpected visits. Conveniently, nobody will ever accuse you of stalking -- you're just a "loving grandson." Step Three: Become a Grandma magnet Remember that green and red striped sweater Grandma gave you for Christmas 10 years ago? Now's the time to dig it out of the closet. Wear it with a pair of brown corduroy pants pulled up to your armpits and a dab of chocolate chip cookie dough behind each ear. No Grandma alive could possibly resist you. Step Four: Avoid distractions Your parents will undoubtedly have some concerns: "Grandma's too old for you," "You're related," "Her diapers leak," "She's in an oxygen tent"... the list goes on and on. Siblings will probably have similar fears: "She smells like old people," "Does this mean you're 'geri-sexual'?" and, of course, the inevitable "But I saw her first!" You're better off visiting her when she's alone and not at relative-heavy occasions like a family reunion. You don't need the competition. Step Five: Getting Grandma in the mood Any potentially awkward social situation can be lightened considerably with a little "herbal refreshment," if you know what we mean. Bring a jar of Vick's vapor rub to your visit and let the magic fumes do their work. This stuff is like catnip to the elderly, making them drool even more than usual. If you're really lucky, Grandma may suggest you massage some into her shoulders. If this happens, you are so in. Step Six: Popping the question With Grandma loosened up a little (not too loose -- make sure she's wearing a fresh change of Depends), suggest the two of you take her Rascal (tm) out for a spin around the block. Look her deeply in the eyes (she might not make you out too clearly), shouting as closely to her as possible, and go for the gusto: "GRANDMA, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME SOMETIME?" Repeat until she stops replying "What? I didn't hear you, dear." Congratulations! You have just asked your grandmother out on a date. Take her out to her favorite restaurant, like Denny's, and don't be surprised if she's into the idea as much as you are. How to tell if you've turned Grandma on: • Her support hose have garters • Grandma bakes up a batch of Viagra brownies for dessert • Just for you, whatever remains of her hair is a completely new shade of silver-blue • She takes out her dentures halfway through the date |
| 30th October 2004 - 09:51:16 AM |
| 10698 : Steve |
| hey fuckers i bet i can out-dustin dirty talk you all email me for some nasty dustin talk especially if it involves ac slater come on you fruits give me something to blow my dusty load to stevo32@hotmail.com |