| 06th November 2004 - 10:50:48 AM |
| 10868 : Donny Asslick |
| (continued from below...) sweat from his forehead, wrote down his hotel room # on the shit-stained crotch of my icky undies, and threw them back at me! FUCKING AWESOME!!!! I got so excited that I tried to hold the underwear above my head in reverance and wring them out so that I could savor every last putrid drop of liquefied poop mixed with the greasy sweat that was wiped from his jewfro unibrow into my eagerly-awaiting mouth but, in the process, the ink that Dustin had written down his hotel room # on had run, rendering it completely illegible!... I searched high and low and tried to do some "detective work" later to find out where Dustin was staying, but to no avail... I guess that when a major celebrity like the Double Dog comes into town, security's bound to be so tight that it's probably gonna be next to impossible to get another chance to be alone with this guy... Oh well... What might have been... |
| 06th November 2004 - 11:35:37 AM |
| 10869 : Shit Rooster |
| Hi everybody, I'm the Shit Rooster, I'm almost the same as a regular Rooster, expect that instead of saying "cock-a-doodle-doo!!.." every morning, I say "cock-a-doodle-doo-doo!.." instead... That's why my name is the Shit Rooster. P.S. this website makes me blow so many loads out of my throbbing meatstick that it should be call "dustindiamond.CUM", instead!!! P.S. say hello to peter piss-stain for me. |
| 06th November 2004 - 11:51:22 AM |
| 10870 : Shit Rooster |
| Hi everybody, I'm the Shit Rooster, I'm almost the same as a regular Rooster, expect that instead of saying "cock-a-doodle-doo!!.." every morning, I say "cock-a-doodle-doo-doo!.." instead... That's why my name is the Shit Rooster. P.S. this website makes me blow so many loads out of my throbbing meatstick that it should be call "dustindiamond.CUM", instead!!! P.S. say hello to peter piss-stain for me. |
| 06th November 2004 - 12:00:24 PM |
| 10871 : Manuel Rapapatas |
| peter piss-stain is a semen-suckin' shithole and a shit-lickin' assfuck. other than that he's a really cool guy. ps. fuck off david. |
| 06th November 2004 - 05:02:30 PM |
| 10872 : |
| Nice name, you fuckin' wetback, try and say that one 5 times fast with dustin's dick stuffed up your ass |
| 06th November 2004 - 05:11:12 PM |
| 10873 : |
| It reminds me of a line from "The Joker", by Steve Miller - "some people call me maurice (insert whistling sound here...), 'cause I speak the Rapapatas of love..." |
| 06th November 2004 - 05:36:18 PM |
| 10874 : Stanley Shitcream |
| OK wow y9ou guys are so fuckin sensitive and i dont' knwo why. I been looking at dustin and thinking I want to bury my head in his asshole and start yelling something weird like "some people call me maurice (insert whistling sound here...), 'cause I speak the Rapapatas of love.." cool no? yes and answer YES fucking loud or I'll start crying in my panties. HEY more troubles at the shitty cathedral. think about this one, assholes and tell me what you think?????????????????????????????????????????????? Hello everyone....it seems that during the Friday Halloween concert last week, some young guy, college frat, was so drunk that he passed out in the parking lot of the church, vomitting all over everything in sight...only a few people saw this and went to get help...then some guy came along and fucked this dude sily to the point of pissing in his asshole so much that the kid then piss all over himself and OUT CAME THE TURDS on his pants shirt and hands....IT was a delightful scene, something that kurt steinturd or dustin would have loved and damn why wasn't there someone with a digital camera????? What a scene...and now The Dutch Boy is running around and acting nervous because a Sgt. James Benson feels that perhaps the Dutch Boy fucked this kid who is still having trouble shitting. Dutch Boy is acting weird and going around to various churches and swearing to people who know nothing about this THAT he is innocent. It's all quite horrible...and if that is not bad enough, someone just left some very stained guy's underpants hanging on a bush in the church garden next to the parking lot and dumpster. Oy and OY again! |
| 06th November 2004 - 06:59:41 PM |
| 10875 : THE REAL STANLEY SHITCREAM |
| YOU'D BETTER STOP USING MY NAME, YOU STUPID KUNT-SUCKIN' LITTLE BITCH OR I'M GONNA PISS AND SHIT IN YOUR FILTHY LITTLE MOUTH. THESE PATHETIC LITTLE FOUL-MOUTHED FUCKHOLES WHO FEEL THAT THEY HAVE TO USE SWEAR WORDS TO GET THEIR POINT ACROSS AND ACT TOUGH ARE TOTALLY FUCKED IN THE HEAD AND PROBABLY SHOVE CORN COBS UP THEIR ASSHOLES AND THEN LICK THE SHIT OFF OF THEM AFTERWARDS. |
| 06th November 2004 - 07:05:18 PM |
| 10876 : Cray-zee Nigga |
| Peussie needs to chug my big black dick. So does Dustin. I want Dustin to work my cock & balls like a cow's udder. That shit'd be tight. FO SHIZZLELLELELE!!!!!! |
| 06th November 2004 - 07:11:40 PM |
| 10877 : Joey Buttafuoco |
| Hey Screech you faggot fuck. You'd better watch it, cos one day I'm gonna sneak into your apartment, chloroform you and rape the shit out of you. And when you come round you ain't gonna have no idea why your ass is hanging open like an old sock and why, every time you fart, cum sprays out all over the wall. Also I'm gonna leave a Napoli steamer in one a your air vents so your apartment stinks like shit for days and you can't work out why. Keep em peeled, slick. I got connections, see. |
| 07th November 2004 - 01:19:38 AM |
| 10878 : Queer Quiz |
| You are taking a dump on a toilet, alone, in a public restroom. Suddenly and without warning, Screech crawls out from under the next stall into yours!!! What do you do? |
| 07th November 2004 - 04:37:19 AM |
| 10879 : |
| well first i'd kick that jew-fag in his jew-face, then i'd wipe my ass with his jew-fro before shoving his jew-head into the toilet filled with shit and pissed and make him gobble it all up while i fist his jew-ass! |
| 07th November 2004 - 08:03:32 AM |
| 10880 : DIRTY COCK & ASS LOVER |
| Poop! Farts! Smegma! I'm a flaming queer who loves dirty, unwashed cocks and unwiped asses. Diamond, have you ever avoided washing your cock for a month or so until the smegma builds up nice and thick, then scraped it off and had it on a piece of toast? Well I have! Have you also ever avoided wiping your ass after taking a dump, so that it becomes nice and itchy and crusty and smells so bad that you can't be around people without horribly offending them? That really turns me on! Smelly butts! Knob-cheese! |
| 07th November 2004 - 12:35:01 PM |
| 10881 : Mack |
| This shit can't be for real. What's all this trash talk of Dustin Diamond being a fag? Are you dudes serious? And what in the name of Jesus Christ our Lord are Arabian Goggles? You guys are crazy! |
| 07th November 2004 - 04:57:37 PM |
| 10882 : AC Slater |
| Listen here, Mack. If you want to know just how "crazy" we are, lie down and let me take a hot, sloppy gin-and-Taco-Bell shit on your chest. Then, I can hool you up with a fine pair of Arabian Goggles, then you'll be good and ready for a Chili Dog! Aye Carumba! |
| 07th November 2004 - 06:23:59 PM |
| 10883 : Smarty Pants |
| I fuck dogs. |
| 07th November 2004 - 06:33:26 PM |
| 10884 : Flaming Gay Diamond |
| Dear Mack, Hello Sailor! Thank you for your concern, but I can assure you that I am 100% card-carryingly, rim-jobbingly, Liberace QUEER. And you'll find out what Arabian Goggles are once I fit you a pair, sunshine! Slater, get over here and give me a chocolate twinkie pronto! I'm flaming gay! Fags! Poop! Rainbow pride! Barbra Streisand! Mervs! Dennis Haskins' Mustache! Blumpkins! Assless chaps! The Village People! Cheesy cocks! Angry pirates! Elton John! Showtunes! |
| 07th November 2004 - 06:40:20 PM |
| 10885 : The REAL Dustin Diamond |
| You'll be hearing from my lawyers, asshole. It's simply slanderous - I'm only 95% card-carryingly, rim-jobbingly, Liberace queer! You big silly!! Oooohh, get me!!!!!! - Dustin |
| 07th November 2004 - 08:23:03 PM |
| 10886 : Keith Richards |
| Keepin' 'em butt, sailor. Mac-Cauly Culkin. Shajawa rimjob, Ernest Borgnine janjaweed. Listen 'em Screechy-weechy. Let's living for the heeby jeebies, darling love. OH FUCK! Havin' the new mashin' sock puppet Tony Danza-wanza-panda bears! |
| 07th November 2004 - 09:20:53 PM |
| 10887 : THE REAL STANLEY SHITCREAM |
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