| 08th November 2004 - 07:11:08 PM |
| 10908 : S!CK B0Y! |
| MARCIA! Oh my! Believers in fake, puny deities make me laugh. If there really is a God, why doesn't HE delete our sick posts? God doesn't know java+ or whatever? He's fucking omnipotent, Mrs. I-don't-think-things-through-so-I'm-fucking-ignorant. Bow to the gayness and wannabe-gayness! Poop is your mamma! Rim Jobs for all! Farts! PS: Marcia, your husband (10829) sounds like he's real fed up with you! Please don't make us laugh with your inferior earth religion. On the moon, people are so gay that all you have to do is think about getting rimmed and suddenly it happened a week ago. |
| 08th November 2004 - 07:17:27 PM |
| 10909 : S!CK B0Y! |
| Uh, dieties. Typing fast. On the moon, words don't have to be spelled correctly. We have an advanced moon-alphabet that renders this "spelling" obsolete. And we laugh at your "punctuation." We're doing it right now. I'm laughing. |
| 09th November 2004 - 12:10:44 AM |
| 10910 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode when Slater decided to help out his Mexican family members that worked in the Bayside cafeteria? Remember when you got in line and ordered tacos? Remember when you were hungry for a twinkie for dessert? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom sashayed in front of you, shaking his ass? Remember when you were fixated on his shubby buns and you pitched a tent? Remember when he grabbed the last Twinkie before you could get it? Remember when you started whining and crying like a little bitch? Remember when Slater called you a faggot and told you to "shut the fuck up?" Remember when Mr. Belding stormed out of the teachers' lounge and said "hey, hey, hey, what is going on here???" Remember when you told him there were no more twinkies, and Mr. Belding said "is that it? Come with me, I have a chocolate twinkie I can give you?" Remember when you followed him into the teachers' lounge and he locked the door behind you? Remember when he told you to close your eyes and he'd give you the chocolate twinkie? Remember how excted you were, because you'd never had a cocolate-flavored twinkie before, and you didn't even know that there was a cholocate flavor for twinkies? Remember how much you looked up to Mr. Belding and you viewed him as quite a father figure? Remember when you immediately stopped looking at him as a father figure when he leveled you with a sucker punch to your adam's apple? Remember when you hit the floor and were in incredible pain? Remember when Belding said "here comes the chocolate twinkie, faggot!" Remember when Mr. Belding dropped his pants and took an enormous shit in your mouth? Remember when Belding then stuck his erect penis in your mouth fucked the feces until he could take it no more, at which point he blew his load in the middle of the shit in your mouth??? Remember when Mr. Belding was done with you and he unlocked the door to the lounge and fired you back into the cafeteria? Remember when everyone started busting up laughing and you and your mess? Belding got you good that time! |
| 09th November 2004 - 12:53:08 AM |
| 10911 : POO STICK |
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| 09th November 2004 - 12:58:52 AM |
| 10912 : John Candy |
| http://www.anus.com/ |
| 09th November 2004 - 01:23:12 AM |
| 10913 : slater\'s dad |
| screech, you can call me the 'rump ranger' as i plug up your butt with my latin penis |
| 09th November 2004 - 06:42:07 AM |
| 10914 : Gary Coleman |
| What you talkin' bout, Diamond? I'll tell ya what I'm talkin bout - I'm talkin bout bustin a nutload in yo fine white ass, that's what I'm talkin bout! I'm talkin bout you workin my big black mandigo like a corn-on-the-cob! MMMM-HMMMM! Dayum, you a fine piece of ass, son! You n me gonna throwdown, and I'ma be all up in dat shit, yo! See, D, I be a hard-ass pipe-hittin' nigga, see what I'm say'n? I breaks em off, son!! You betta aks somebody! |
| 09th November 2004 - 10:48:07 AM |
| 10915 : Gay Jimmie Walker |
| DY-NO-MYTE! FAB-U-LOUS!!!! |
| 09th November 2004 - 01:42:53 PM |
| 10916 : Scott Peterson |
| I didnt want the media to find out but since everyone is here is so close to Dustin I feel I can finally tell everyone what happened. The night Laci dissapeared I didn't actually go fishing. I actually put on my favorite shit stained pair of zubaz and hooked up with diamond in a seedy motel. He sucked me off until I exploded on his fro then gave me the rim job of a lifetime! Im a little embarassed to tell everyone this but I when I went to leave diamond started to cry and said that I should stay with him and that he was going to throw Lacy into the bay if I left him. I really didnt believe the double dog would do it! HELP ME!!! Scott |
| 09th November 2004 - 01:58:30 PM |
| 10917 : |
| http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=asianprince213 |
| 09th November 2004 - 02:00:52 PM |
| 10918 : Marcia |
| Well since I'm the moderator here and feel like shitting on all of you, then here's the latest news if you are bright enough to read this: I'M A LESBIAN AND I LOVE TO EAT PUSSY! Nothing else of importance other than I'm starting a new church and you fags should join as fast as your dingdongs can get stiff, ever get stiff! Piss on you!!! |
| 09th November 2004 - 02:18:41 PM |
| 10919 : |
| please fist me dustin. |
| 09th November 2004 - 03:05:36 PM |
| 10920 : |
| please perform oral on my asshole, dustin |
| 09th November 2004 - 03:12:42 PM |
| 10921 : |
| please shit on my stomache and wipe it up with your jew fro dustin. |
| 09th November 2004 - 03:18:15 PM |
| 10922 : |
| please rub your shit stained zubaz all over my face dustin. |
| 09th November 2004 - 05:20:27 PM |
| 10924 : |
| Dustin baby, I just took a big runny shit and I think some of it stuck to my ass hair. Interested in tossing my salad? |
| 09th November 2004 - 05:38:17 PM |
| 10925 : Flaming Gay Larry King |
| Dusty, you should really come on my show sometime. We'll have gay sex live on air. Just imagine the whole of America watching as my grizzled, crusty old cock gradually slides into your tight, unlubed asshole. Doesn't that get you hot? I tell ya, I'm dribbling precum right now just thinking about it. Or maybe I'll just take you, unawares, in the green room before the show. Oh yeah. LOOK OUT, DUSTY! I'M GONNA RAPE YA!! |
| 09th November 2004 - 05:39:56 PM |
| 10926 : Marcia |
| I can assure you all that it was most certainly NOT me posting in message 10918. However, I am grateful for the opportunity to log your IP address for the purpose of our investigations. Thank you Marcia |
| 09th November 2004 - 05:42:26 PM |
| 10927 : DUSTIN D. |
| Do not make fun of me being gay or you will be kicked off of this site permenantly. Thanks! Dustin Diamond |