| 17th November 2004 - 07:25:31 AM |
| 11088 : trial |
| alert('juzkiddn') |
| 17th November 2004 - 07:50:15 AM |
| 11089 : staple |
| Hi screech. Will you go steady with me? ZACK ATTACK! |
| 17th November 2004 - 08:17:57 AM |
| 11090 : |
| belding (message 11085), did diamond talk about this website during his "act" or afterward? so his life is swirling down the toilet? |
| 17th November 2004 - 08:50:23 AM |
| 11091 : Rocco |
| After the scene last weekend at the dumpsters the cops have been really busting our balls. I mean just cause the zack attacks pyrotechnics killed a few people dosen't mean they need to be assholes. So last night I couldn't hit my favorite bowling alley dumpster like usual. Instead I went to a truck stop and dressed up as Slater with crotchless wrestling tights. The truckers upon seeing me all started beeping there horns and I would up tied up and gagged in some truck names Devils Demon. The trucker dressed as Superintendent Chalmers from the simpsons which I found strange but he royally plugged my ass with his gearshift before realasing a load of man jism on my permed mullet! He asked if I would travel the roads with him and got mad when I said no. He then tried to light me on fire with a blowtorch. Luckily I was out as Slater and had eaten about 10 smelly burritos so I had an ample supply of gas stored up. I farted as hard as I could in the direction of his face igniting his hair and face and escaped! |
| 17th November 2004 - 09:31:23 AM |
| 11092 : Gay Zack |
| So I hooked up with a fine young queer at my favorite uber hot techno club. He was dressed up as Screech and I immediately flocked to him. We chatted and come to find out that he is part of a troop that are trying to do a "Saved By The Bell: The Musical" We talked much about it, he is going to play Screech of course and they've even signed up Dennis Haskins to resume his role as Mr. Belding. He did express sadness that they couldn't queer it up, because they had a hard time obtaining permission and everything must get approved. He said he would try and throw in as many queer things as he could get away with, but even so it sounded very erotic. He invited me over to watch them rehearse, so I went there yesterday. I pitched a tent while watching, and Screech took notice. He halted practice saying he needed a break and he took me back to his dressing room where he rimmed me while in costume. It was hot.We spent 2 hours in there and the smell of anal sex could be smelled all over the studio.I see him tonight! |
| 17th November 2004 - 09:44:26 AM |
| 11093 : Rimmer |
| HAHA!!! LOL!!11 http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsPackageArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=611455§ion=news |
| 17th November 2004 - 10:16:59 AM |
| 11094 : big dick |
| zach like weiners in his poop shoot |
| 17th November 2004 - 10:22:03 AM |
| 11095 : tim |
| Sit on my face zach! please do it! please! |
| 17th November 2004 - 10:42:48 AM |
| 11096 : 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS |
| ß 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLSë |
| 17th November 2004 - 10:44:15 AM |
| 11097 : Rocco |
| Gay Zack, that sounds hot! You should wait for a live performance then jump on stage in a Slater outfit and go to town with your new friend!!! The crowd would love it. ROCCO |
| 17th November 2004 - 10:54:14 AM |
| 11098 : Gay Zack |
| Rocco, great idea, why didn't I think of it. He's invited me to practices, but I think on opening night I will jump onstage and procede to fuck his ass good and hard. Since most of the audience will be queer, they should really get into it and maybe get on stage for a bukkake session - I bet the queer newspapers will give it an excellent review. Maybe it will become a cult classic, like a Rocky Horror Picture show for queers where everyone will dress up and go to the show and participate. This is making me hot as hell. Samuel (my new queer jew friend) told me that he is a second cousin to Mr Dustin Diamond himself, yet has never met him. Samuel said he will introduce me at next rehersal to Dennis. He said Dennis is very bi-curious, so we may try to get him in on some hot three way man action. |
| 17th November 2004 - 11:25:43 AM |
| 11099 : me |
| kill him |
| 17th November 2004 - 11:47:40 AM |
| 11100 : LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG |
| ß LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLSë |
| 17th November 2004 - 12:31:33 PM |
| 11101 : VERY YOUNG AND NAKED! VERY YOUNG AND NAKED! |
| ß VERY YOUNG AND NAKED! VERY YOUNG AND NAKED!ë |
| 17th November 2004 - 12:54:40 PM |
| 11102 : George W. Bush |
| Hey guys!! Now that I've completely hijacked the country, I'd now like to hijack this ungodly and unethical website - It is god's will... Don't worry, jesus forgives fags just as much as much as the rest of you completely expendable folks, and I do very much appreciate your vote - "freedom" (the freedom for me and my Texas cronies to sit in our ivory towers, mostly paid for by our forefathers who actually, UNLIKE US, knew what freedom, equality, and liberty meant...)comes at a cost, and the cost is YOU... IF YOU (OR SOMEONE THAT YOU DEEPLY CARE ABOUT) HAPPEN TO DIE IN A TERRORIST ATTACK, YOU CAN TAKE CONSOLATION IN THE FACT THAT YOU GAVE YOUR LIFE TO JESUS IN THE FIGHT TO ENSURE A CONTINUING DEMOCRACY (AND A CARTE-BLANCHE SWEETHEART DEAL WITH HALLIBURTON AND THE REST OF MY CRONIES..) . GOD BLESS (WHAT LITTLE IS LEFT OF) AMERICA - 'DA SHRUB . p.s. I also like to take it in the ass. |
| 17th November 2004 - 01:09:39 PM |
| 11103 : T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) T_O_O |
| ß T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) ë |
| 17th November 2004 - 01:34:38 PM |
| 11104 : Buck Studly |
| Damn, Gay Zack! That musical sounds ultra-hot! Let me know when the next practice is, so I can come along and jack off! I'm a lifelong musical fan and I'm told I have a gift for writing showtunes, so maybe I could participate by writing songs with veiled homo-erotic undertones! |
| 17th November 2004 - 01:44:27 PM |
| 11105 : Spelunker Jones |
| Yeah Rocco, I've had my share of run-ins with the police during my adventures on the dumpster circuit. This one time, I was boning a hot latino stud named Raoul on a nearby common, when, all of a sudden, we were bathed in light from the headlamps of a police car! Raoul and I froze, my dick halfway up his ass. The cops got out and shone their flashlights at us, and I thought we were busted for sure. But then one of them said (in a very camp voice) 'We'll let you go...if YOU let us join in!!". Turns out they were a couple of flaming faggots who came cruising to that common late at night looking for action! So, they joined me and Raoul, and...well, I don't have space to go into details, but needless to say we made good use of their handcuffs and truncheons. Oh, and never try using pepper spray as a lubricant, ouch. |
| 17th November 2004 - 01:52:36 PM |
| 11106 : TEEN PORN AND SEX PICS TEEN PORN AND SEX PICS |
| ß TEEN PORN AND SEX PICS TEEN PORN AND SEX PICSë |
| 17th November 2004 - 02:07:49 PM |
| 11107 : I AM A MOTHERFUCKING CUNT |
| ß I AM A MOTHERFUCKING CUNT I AM A MOTHERFUCKING CUNT ë |