| 18th November 2004 - 09:57:33 PM |
| 11148 : billy |
| But momma whatie I do to desreevvre my cokiee at noonieilie |
| 18th November 2004 - 10:03:51 PM |
| 11149 : momma |
| Billy. im worried about you. |
| 18th November 2004 - 10:12:39 PM |
| 11150 : billy |
| Im inie kitchinie getting a cookie righty now |
| 18th November 2004 - 11:37:05 PM |
| 11151 : |
| diamond, u suck!!!!!! April 8, 2004 For Immediate Release For more information, contact: Lina Goldberg lina@dustindiamond.com PARODY SITE WINS DOMAIN FIGHT vs. EX-CHILD STAR Art Triumphs over Celebrity In Precedent-Setting Decision NEW YORK-In what appears to be a first in Internet history, the World Wide Web's legal arm has rebuffed an attempt by ex-child actor Dustin Diamond ("Screech" of TV's "Saved by the Bell") to claim the eponymous Web site, http://www.dustindiamond.com. Instead the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) will allow on-line artist Max Goldberg to continue to maintain his parody Web site at the dustindiamond.com address. An arbitrator acting on behalf of ICANN issued the decision on Monday. The precedent-setting decision is believed to be the first time that a celebrity has lost a domain name dispute to a non-commercial parody site. Goldberg, 21, is a free-lance programmer whose parody Web sites have been entertaining thousands of fans for several years now. His cyber-installations include www.yourethemannowdog.com, which continues to get tens of thousands of hits every week, and another heavily visited site, www.getyourasstomars.com. Another Goldberg art site, www.ytmnd.com, is set to debut on April 10. Faced with Diamond's 38-page legal complaint, and unable to afford to hire his own legal firepower, Goldberg wrote a 28-page response himself with the help of his mother and older sister. "I was outraged that Screech would attempt to revive his floundering career by destroying my work of art," Goldberg says. "The ICANN decision shows that an artist's right to fair use still has clout in the legal arena." Goldberg, a resident of New York City, created the dustindiamond.com site when he was just 18 years old. The site is a low-tech masterpiece making fun of America's worship of celebrity. It includes a public forum "guest book" that has been taken over by pranksters posing as rabid Diamond fans. In a typical post, someone calling himself "Kurt Steinberg" wrote to the child actor, "Your queer fans (who comprise 97% of the people who view this guestbook daily) are simply looking for homo-erotic Saved By The Bell fantasies involving you, Diamond! Such messages allow your gay followers to lose many loads annually!" Diamond's attorneys had argued that Goldberg's site infringed on the trademark value of the actor's celebrity, calling him "a major pop icon of the 1990s" whose "'squeaky' clean image" was being damaged. Goldberg's response pointed out that the site's reference to Diamond as a "sex symbol" clearly signaled that it is a parody. "His 'Screech' character is a stereotypically asexual geek," the response says, "and Mr. Diamond's subsequent attempts to revive his show-business career have portrayed him in a similar light, notwithstanding his recent cultivation of facial stubble." Goldberg included a photograph of Diamond as one of the exhibits in his response as proof of the actor's lack of sexual charisma. Goldberg also pointed out that his site sells no products, carries no advertising, and yields no income. "The site exists solely for the sake of its humorous and artistic value," his response to Diamond's complaint says. "It is truly art for art's sake." The arbitrator found that Goldberg's site falls within the realm of "fair use." The decision reads: "The Panel accepts [Goldberg's] arguments that the 'outrageously ugly and low-tech graphics and numerous errors and misspellings,' as well as the sheer absurdity of the site's claim that Dustin Diamond is a 'FAMOUS SUPERSTAR AND SEX SYMBOL' clearly signal that the site is not meant to be taken seriously." The decision continues, "Whether the site is regarded as parody, satire, or critical commentary, and not withstanding [Goldberg's] assertion that 'lawyers are notoriously bad at understanding how humor works,' this Panel finds that legitimate non-commercial fair use commentary is involved.'" The complete text of the decision, together with Diamond's original complaint and Goldberg's response, are available at a site Goldberg's associates registered just in case the ICANN decision went against him: www.dustindiamondsucks.com. |
| 18th November 2004 - 11:59:54 PM |
| 11152 : |
| http://www.geocities.com/kiss_my_black_ass5/Urkel1.html http://www.geocities.com/kiss_my_black_ass5/Urkel2.html |
| 19th November 2004 - 12:36:27 AM |
| 11153 : |
| Mark Davies, how much did u pay for the show? i would imagine that diamond is about as unfunny in-person as he was on tv. does he still have a big bushy pubic haircut? |
| 19th November 2004 - 02:25:16 AM |
| 11154 : |
| are those really pictures of jaleel white (urkel)? wow, he got really flamingly gay! him and dustin should hook up for hot gay sex behind public rest stops, and since they're both so hard up for money, they can charge the other gathering queers to watch! |
| 19th November 2004 - 07:42:46 AM |
| 11155 : Buck Studly |
| Hot damn! Urkel is one sexy brother! Were those photos taken at a gay pride mardi-gras? I think I might have been at that one. 11154, I love your idea! Or maybe they could star in an interracial gay porno together! I'm dribbling pre-cum at the mere thought!! |
| 19th November 2004 - 07:48:58 AM |
| 11156 : Buck Studly |
| By the way, this really turned me on - http://www.thamike.com/faux_newz/216_222/urkel.html Also, I went to a public restroom recently and walked in on a fag dressed as Urkel being spit-roasted by a Carl and an Eddie Winslow! It was pretty damn hot. I immediately dropped my pants and blew a thick ropey load that went over all 3 of them. |
| 19th November 2004 - 08:28:59 AM |
| 11157 : |
| i've already blown two loads while looking at the picture of Urkel with the knee high boots. |
| 19th November 2004 - 09:43:04 AM |
| 11158 : billy |
| I neediee a glassy for my orange juicy my momma. Ima so coldie |
| 19th November 2004 - 10:17:44 AM |
| 11159 : Gay Zack |
| wow a family matters gang bang sounds fucking highly homoerotic. That reminds me of last week while out dancing at my favorite gay techno club, The Smelly Manhole, I was walking home very drunk when I stumbled into an unfamiliar dumpster session. I could hear guys with mullets getting bucked in the ass while shouting "cut it out" while they made hand gestures to go with it. Guys with mullets giving head while pausing to say "watch the hair". I had stumbled on Full House gay sex - Uncle Jessies everywhere getting pounded by Joeys and Danny's - it was fucking hot. I jumped up to a Danny and said "who wants to wake up San Francisco?" He immediatly bent me over and gave me a reaming like I've never recieved. I wish I could remember where the dumpster was at, because I got me a Jessie costume and I want to go back for some full house action, than I'd invite them over to the Saved By The Bell dumpster sessions and show them how we give some mean rim jobs. |
| 19th November 2004 - 10:59:05 AM |
| 11160 : Buck Studly |
| The most peculiar dumpster session I ever attended was a Barney the Dinosaur one. All the fags were dressed up in Barney, BJ and Baby Bop constumes and were laying into each other while saying things like 'GEE, THIS IS FUN!!', 'GIVE ME A HUG!!', 'SUPER-DEE-DUPER!!!' and also while singing the 'I Love You' song. It was incredibly creepy but also really very erotic. |
| 19th November 2004 - 11:14:53 AM |
| 11161 : billy |
| I goie to bathroomie for salad momma. I likie salad and craker |
| 19th November 2004 - 11:32:05 AM |
| 11162 : Gay Zack |
| yeah Barney dumpster sex would scare me - but Teletubbies would be uber-hot. I could dress as Tinky Winky with a hole on the bottom for easy access and bang other tubbies and give them all my "tubbie custard" |
| 19th November 2004 - 01:47:04 PM |
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| 19th November 2004 - 02:06:22 PM |
| 11164 : |
| Diamond you would look hot doing bukkake porn, please take that into consideration |
| 19th November 2004 - 02:11:31 PM |
| 11165 : billy |
| I ateie bananaie last thursday. It wasey goodie. Bye friendyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyfw9ieaghiudcfurgd,gb5kdrktgrbktnk5kdi |
| 19th November 2004 - 02:27:16 PM |
| 11166 : LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG |
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| 19th November 2004 - 02:59:33 PM |
| 11167 : momma |
| billy do that again and no ice cream. |