| 14th November 2004 - 12:00:30 PM |
| 11028 : Buck Studly |
| Hey fags, I'm having a gay old time trying to meet other hot studs online via this VR chat game - http://www.maidmarian.com/moonbase.htm Everyone stop by sometime and help me queer this place up. If I'm about, we could go off together for some cyber rimming. |
| 14th November 2004 - 12:01:08 PM |
| 11029 : Letters From An Asshole |
| Yesterday, I received this heart-breaking letter in the mail: Nov. 14, 2004, It has now been ten days since I was violently shoved up the ass of former child actor Dustin Diamond. He has a surprisingly strong anus, which has imprisoned me. I'm beginning to run out of food, and the batteries in my flashlight are low. I'm very scared and lonely. Luckily, there is a mailbox inside his ass. If anybody is reading this, please help. I have tried to escape while Dustin was having a bowel movement, but my shoe got caught on a sphincter ring. I also tried to escape while someone named JP sucked Dustin's ass. He didn't suck hard enough. Every thirty minutes, I'm am sprayed with somebody's jism. This frightens me the most, as many diseases are easily transmitted through spunk, and poo, and of course blood. I have built a makeshift tent out of used condoms I found in the small intestine. I've gotten used to the horrible stench, but I'm scared that the large sewer rats will attack me. -A Small Retarded Boy |
| 14th November 2004 - 12:22:50 PM |
| 11030 : ARYAN NATION |
| HEY YOU STUDLY FAGS, CHECK OUT MY NEW FAVORITE WEBSITE http://www.hot-gay.tk/ |
| 14th November 2004 - 12:38:16 PM |
| 11031 : Sick Queer |
| Some folks wonder why I like to munch used tampons. I'll tell you. When I munch on a used tampon, it makes me feel as if my mouth has been transformed into a vagina, and I become more in touch with my inner woman. After I eat a used tampon, it makes me all the more hot when I take my lover's throbbing dong into my mouth-vagina. I highly reccomend this. It will make any depraved queen feel complete. |
| 14th November 2004 - 01:01:24 PM |
| 11032 : Stretched queer |
| Does anyone else like sex-play with fireworks? There's nothing better than lighting a cherry bomb stuck in your boyfriends ass! |
| 14th November 2004 - 01:07:46 PM |
| 11033 : S!CK B0Y!, Investigative Journalist |
| I've been doing some research on the man calling himself "ARYAN NATION". It turns out that he is one of Strom Thurmond's illegitamate, mulatto children. Strom Thurmond, the late, openly racist senator, fathered numerous children with black women, or, as he called them, "The help". This can lead to an array of confusing emotions, anywhere from unadulterated rage, to shame, denial, even sexual repression. My advice to "ARYAN NATION" is to first accept who you are. Then embrace it. There is only one you, so be the best you you can be. |
| 14th November 2004 - 02:01:22 PM |
| 11034 : sacamodj |
| nothing |
| 14th November 2004 - 02:01:27 PM |
| 11035 : Buck Studly |
| An interesting theory, Sick Boy, but I'm afraid Thurmond was a flaming closet homo. Y'see, I used to be one of an army of hot young twinks that he used to keep as his personal sex slaves. We were all homeless young boys who he pulled off the street and gave a home to in return for us letting him plunder our tighy, young asses with his wrinkled, atrophied, crusty old flesh-saber. Yeah, he sure liked the cock. He decried homosexuality in public, but behind closed doors he was as gay as a tangerine; and (despite appearing elderly and fraile) he went like a train. One day one of our number (a young Puerto Rican named 'Miguel') disappeared mysteriously - rumor had it that Thurmond sodomized him to death! He also used to don a wig, heavy make-up and a taffeta ball gown and hit the queer clubs as his alter-ego, 'Mitzy LaRue'. |
| 14th November 2004 - 02:08:22 PM |
| 11036 : S!CK B0Y! |
| Another compelling theory then... Senator Thurmond secretly had ovaries implanted up his ass, thus, when large black men sodomized him, he could become pregnant with a gay ass baby (ARYAN NATION). Or, in a drunken stupor, he mistook a masculine black woman for an effeminate man, and pumped her full of his Strom Sauce. I'll keep investigating. |
| 14th November 2004 - 02:42:33 PM |
| 11037 : to all the niggers and white supremacists |
| dustin does not want to read your racist messages. |
| 14th November 2004 - 02:42:49 PM |
| 11038 : Uri Urethra |
| Hey, Dustin. Just a couple of questions. Are you a top or a bottom? Would you be interested in a hydrochloric acid enema? |
| 14th November 2004 - 02:49:10 PM |
| 11039 : S!CK B0Y! |
| Post 11037: Um, I think you might be confused. You see, 'nigger' is an ethnic slur commonly used by white supremacists to demean black people. |
| 14th November 2004 - 03:14:02 PM |
| 11040 : Pooter Shenannigan |
| I've heard that bleach makes for a quite rousing enema. Dustin, how's about some stinky gay fun. When your asshole becomes a cavernous, gaping sinkhole, I'll pour an entire jug of Clorox inside your ass. Then, I'll do a load of laundry in your anus. I'll feed you Taco Bell and rum, so you will begin farting violently, drying my laundry and leaving it ass-fresh. |
| 14th November 2004 - 05:28:21 PM |
| 11041 : Darby Crash |
| Sit on my face, Dustin! Somebody get me a fuckin' beew. |
| 14th November 2004 - 06:24:32 PM |
| 11042 : Frou Frou |
| Screech, why don't you come over and stay at my place for a week? I'll eat nothing but deep fried scampi and cabbage, to prepare for your seafood surprise! |
| 14th November 2004 - 07:08:29 PM |
| 11043 : Cooking with CUM |
| http://www.cookingwithcum.com/ Welcome to Cooking With Cum! Come and join us in exploring the culinary value of semen! Share recipes, try new things and have fun! We have 15 registered users on the forum and we hope that you will join too! The site is open to everyone and free to use - it only takes a few seconds to register. So go ahead, shake off any inhibitions and join us in the excitement of Cooking With Cum! |
| 14th November 2004 - 07:31:36 PM |
| 11044 : S!CK B0Y! |
| Welcome, dee. If you have any questions about which "psot!!!1s" are mine, you know where to find me in my Beer Flavored Lair. And Dustin, I swear to God that if I find out my dog is pregnant after what you did, your ass is mine! |
| 14th November 2004 - 09:18:42 PM |
| 11045 : Johnlapse is kike |
| JOHLAPSE IS KING KIKEVERMIN http://shop.relapse.com/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=1 |
| 14th November 2004 - 09:39:29 PM |
| 11046 : Ox |
| screech, meet me behinf the football field for anal rimming. brush your teeth first. i want your tongue to be clean. |
| 14th November 2004 - 10:37:58 PM |
| 11047 : Mr. Guy |
| Post #11045: Just what the fuck is so cool about that? It certainly doesn't have anything to do with Dustin Diamond. This is not a death metal site. Get gay or go away. |