12th November 2004 - 09:39:55 PM |
10988 : Dustin\'s Lawyer, Shlomo Jewardly |
Ha ha. Dude, you fucking suck. |
12th November 2004 - 09:43:38 PM |
10989 : Dustin Diamond |
All I want to say to you guys is thanks for ruining any chance that I may have had in the clothing industry. The company has cancelled our contracts, and my life savings, along with the tens of thousands of dollars I had to borrow to get the business off the ground, are all wasted because you all can't refrain from degrading me and insisting that I am a homosexual. I will now have to begin bankruptcy proceedings, and I just want to say thanks to all of you for that! D.D. |
12th November 2004 - 09:52:23 PM |
10990 : Mario Lopez |
No, Trivia Buff, my manchilada was not featured in either. My greasy Mexican taquito was first introduced in "Suck On My Shit Stained Shaft: The Movie" (1994), in which I had a short role as the landscaper. After that is was mostly foreign porn, such as the French classic "Le Gapeque de Canard", which means "Lube Up My Puckering Pink Farthole And Rip My Anus Apart, Please" (1996). Maybe you were thinking about "Cum Drunken Butt Suckers Get Shafted In Space #26" in which I had the titular line, "Every time I leave my home planet, cum drunken butt suckers get shafted in space! Number twenty-six!" |
12th November 2004 - 10:05:07 PM |
10991 : Chock Fullacum |
All I want to say to you, Dustin, is thanks for sucking your own semen out of my grandfather's anus after we had a stinky gay threesome in his soupy bath water. He really appreciated it. He's old and confused and will probably die soon of Fart Cancer, so it means alot to him and me. Also, thanks for allowing me to store my feces and used condoms and lawn ornaments in your asshole. I simply don't have room for any more stuff in my basement. I'm sure you understand. Lastly, thanks for sucking off my dog and eating out his ass. Decon is a good dog, and he's usually more friendly around strangers. Good thing you buffed his musket to calm him down after he chewed off a large portion of your scrotum. You kept him distracted while I tried to stop the bleeding. Thanks again, and be sure not to miss the ice cream social at church Sunday. |
12th November 2004 - 11:47:51 PM |
10992 : Dustin Diamond |
Hello fans and friends. As you know, I was in France to plug my new line of clothing and outerwear recently, and I asked the ceo of the company that's producing my line of clothing if he thought it might be a good idea to mention it on my website. He replied that he hadn't known that I even had a website, and he was ecstactic about the idea reaching prospective customers that way. He had a computer in his office, and asked if we could take a look at the website. Well.. to his amazement (and mine), all he saw was a bunch of name calling and hundreds of references to homosexuality and just plain hatred towards me by my so called fans. The next day he called a meeting of his investors and showed them the website and the filthy, degrading shit that you people have all been saying about me. Half of the investors instantly withdrew their contracts and immediately left the meeting, while the other half just looked at me as one of them said " If they all hate you so much, then they wont buy your clothing" |
13th November 2004 - 02:09:35 AM |
10993 : Chock Overflowingwithcum |
Dude, you already typed that. It was funny the first time. The misspellings are a nice touch. But now, you ruined the magic because nobody who comes here will think you're the real Dustin. |
13th November 2004 - 02:24:44 AM |
10994 : Rainbow the Anal Astronaut |
I hope that's not really Dustin Diamond. I wouldn't want a whiney little puss like that in my band. I downloaded some songs by Salty the Pocket Knife and that faggot plays bass like a third grader with Cerebral Palsy. Also, I'm a faggot who likes to fuck third graders with mild to severe retardation. Autism, Down Syndrome, I just want a droolin' little guy to scat around with. Contact if you're interested. |
13th November 2004 - 04:51:58 AM |
10995 : Filthy Fucking Faggot |
Screech - are you into penile insertions? Personally, there's nothing I like more than inserting a length of copper wire into the eye of my penis and jiggling it about. Then I like to pass an electrical current through it - this usually causes a torrent of bloody cum to gush forth, which I usually direct towards the face of my pet dog Muffins. I also enjoy repeatedly slamming my cock and balls in the door of my fridge. The damage can be horrendous, but it REALLY gets me going! |
13th November 2004 - 04:58:56 AM |
10996 : Da REAL Mario Lopez, yo |
Hey Dusteen mang, whas wid all dese fockin cholos impersonatin me on yo guestbook, mang? Dey a bunch o' fockin neegurs or something, mang?? I hate fockin neegurs. I ain't no fockin queer, mang. An I ain't never been in no queer porno. Well, OK, maybe once or twice, but never anything that made it to general release, yo. OK, mang??? |
13th November 2004 - 05:47:23 AM |
10997 : 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS |
ß 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLSë |
13th November 2004 - 07:18:56 AM |
10998 : ARYAN NATION |
DEATH TO ALL NIGGERS AND QUEERS! THEY RAPE CHILDREN AND STEAL CARS! THEY ASSAULT WOMEN AND ARE KNOWN CARRIERS OF THE DEADLY AIDS VIRUS! JUST LOOK AT AFRICA! LOOK AT HOME MANY OF THEM MALE NIGGERS GET DRUNK AND HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER! LOOK AT HOW MANY OF THEM RAPE CHILDREN BELIEVING THAT IT WILL CURE THEM OF AIDS! THEY ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO REALIZE THAT THEY ARE NOT TRANSFERING THE VIRUS BUT SHARING THE VIRUS! DO A GOOGLE SEARCH AND YOU WILL SEE I SHIT YOU NOT! WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING STUPID QUEER NIGGERS! |
13th November 2004 - 08:38:13 AM |
10999 : ARYAN NATION |
OH YEAH I FORGOT TO MENTION I HAVE FULL-BLOWN AIDS AND I LOVE BIG BLACK DICKS THAT JUST WON'T QUIT! I'M FLAMING GAY! BUTTS! |
13th November 2004 - 08:39:41 AM |
11000 : LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG |
ß LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLSë |
13th November 2004 - 09:44:30 AM |
11001 : VERY YOUNG AND NAKED! VERY YOUNG AND NAKED! |
ß VERY YOUNG AND NAKED! VERY YOUNG AND NAKED!ë |
13th November 2004 - 09:57:09 AM |
11002 : ARYAN NATION |
YOU DO NOT BELIEVE ME BUT AS CAN BE FOUND ON GOOGLE HERE IS MY PROOF THAT ALL NIGGERS DESERVE TO DIE ESPECIALLY IN AFRICA AND ALL SURROUNDING TERRITORIES: http://www.natcath.com/NCR_Online/archives/031601/031601a.htm http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/conditions/11/25/aids.reut/ http://www.allyoucanread.com/rank_aids_deaths.asp http://archives.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/africa/11/26/safrica.rape/index.html http://archives.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/africa/12/02/safrica.rapes/index.html USE GOOGLE TO FIND MORE. I DO NOT WISH TO BE SO MEAN BUT AIDS AND HIV CAUSES OVER HALF THE ADULT DEATHS IN SOUTH AFRICA! AIDS IS THE FIRST CAUSE OF DEATH IN AFRICA WITH OVER 30% OF THE INFECTED POPULATION LOCATED THERE AND THEY ALSO HAVE THE HIGHEST INCIDENCE FOR RAPES! THEY RAPE CHILDREN BECAUSE THEY HAVE A MYTH IN AFRICA THAT HAVING SEX WITH A VIRGIN WILL PROTECT A MAN FROM AIDS OR EVEN CURE THEM OF IT! HOW CAN BLACK PEOPLE EXPECT EQUALITY IF THEY KEEP KILLING US WITH THEIR DEADLY DISEASES! WHICH IS WHY QUEER NIGGERS MUST DIE! |
13th November 2004 - 10:33:22 AM |
11003 : TEEN PORN AND SEX PICS TEEN PORN AND SEX PICS |
ß TEEN PORN AND SEX PICS TEEN PORN AND SEX PICSë |
13th November 2004 - 11:40:00 AM |
11004 : Ignorant Whitetrash Hillbilly |
Hell yeah, that there Aryan Nation feller sure is talkin' a lot o sense. I knowed dat all them there niggers weren't nuthin but no-good, AIDS-having baby-rapers. Dem few scare stories I heard apply to the entire race, right? DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Ahm gonna go fuck a pig. |
13th November 2004 - 01:28:41 PM |
11005 : ARYAN NATION |
BETTER TO FUCK A PIG THAN TO RAPE A CHILD AND DELIBERATELY INFECT IT WITH AIDS! YOU FUCK PIGS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN INBRED HILLBILLY WHO CHOOSES TO FUCK FARM ANIMALS EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW BETTER. BUT NIGGERS DON'T KNOW BETTER! READ THE CNN ARTICLES AND YOU WILL SEE THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE RAPING A CHILD WILL PROTECT/CURE THEM OF AIDS! THEY DON'T KNOW BETTER BECAUSE THEY ARE NATURALLY BORN STUPID AND MAY EVEN BE SHAVED GORILLAS PRETENDING TO BE HUMANS! WE MUST PUT A STOP TO THEM AND PROTECT OUR CHILDREN! DO NOT ALLOW EARTH TO BECOME THE PLANET OF THE NIGGER APES! |
13th November 2004 - 02:07:47 PM |
11006 : ARYAN NATION RETARD |
I AM HIGHLY INTIMIDATED BY BLACK MEN. I AM VERY INSECURE WHEN IT COMES TO PENIS SIZE. YOU SEE, MY PENIS IS ABOUT FOUR INCHES FULLY ERECT. I HAVE RECURRING NIGHTMARES ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND/SISTER RUNNING OFF WITH A BIG BLACK MAN. THE ONLY WAY TO CURE MY NIGHTMARES IS TO GET THOROUGHLY GANG BANGED BY LARGE SOUTHERN BLACK MEN. DUSTIN CAN JOIN IF HE WOULD LIKE, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S A TOP OR A BOTTOM. DUSTIN, YOU CAN LIGHT MY CROSS ANY DAY! FUCK MY ASS UNTIL MY KLAN ROBE IS STAINED WITH BLOOD AND POO AND SEMEN. WHITE POWER! |
13th November 2004 - 02:21:05 PM |
11007 : Burnin Crosshouse |
Amen, Aryan Nation! Them big ol' coons ain't stuffin' those beautiful- I mean disgustin'- black monster-penises into our women! Niggers is disgustin'. My pa knewed that, and he learnt me real good. He told me niggers was made by God on accident. Can you believe I actually caught one raping my sister? She's was just a-moanin' and I could tell she hated it, 'cause she kept screamin', "Too much! Oh God, I'm gonna cum!" She don't never say that when I fuck her. Just the other day I saw a nigger down to the dollar store. It was disgustin'. He has his shirt off, like the naked savages they's really is, and his tight pecks were glistening in the hot sun. I almost threw up. You could even see the bulge in his pants from his big black monster! I just wanted to beat off- I mean- beat the shit out of that nigger! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go beat the shit out of my wife and children. For Jesus! |