| 13th November 2004 - 02:33:30 PM |
| 11008 : ARYAN NATION |
| 'TIS BETTER TO FUCK A PIG THAN TO NOT FUCK AT ALL. READ THE ARTICLES AND YOU WILL SEE THAT I'M A DUMBFUCK AND I TAKE THE BIBLE LITERALLY AND I ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN BURNING BUSHES AND TALKING SNAKES AND FUCKING FARIES AND UNICORNS AND THE EARTH IS ONLY 2,000 YEARS OLD. YOU SEE, I WAS BROUGHT UP IN SECOND RATE PUBLIC SCHOOLS WERE I LEARNED TO BLINDLY SUBMIT TO AUTHORITY AND UNQUESTIONABLY SUPPORT THOSE IN POSITIONS OF POWER. I'M PROBABLY IN MY TWENTIES OR THIRTIES, BUT I HAVE THE MATURITY OF A THIRD GRADER, AND I LIVE WITH MY MOM IN A DOUBLE WIDE. THE ONLY THING THAT BRINGS A SMALL INKLING OF JOY TO MY OTHERWISE MISERABLE EXISTENCE IS HATE. HATE FOR THOSE WHO ARE DIFFERENT, AND FOR IDEAS AND CONCEPTS I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M FRIGHTENED BY MY OWN SEXUALITY, SO I TAKE OUT MY RAGE ON HOMOSEXUALS FOR TURNING ME ON. |
| 13th November 2004 - 02:44:24 PM |
| 11009 : S!CK B0Y! |
| I think it's quite obvious that Aryan Nation is a closet case with a taste for dark meat. Don't be ashamed, Aryan Nation. I'd stab my grandmother in the face if it meant I got to fuck Halle Berry, ar at the very least, watch her munch Beyonce's black box. You're here, you're queer, you love black cock, get used to it! |
| 13th November 2004 - 02:52:38 PM |
| 11010 : ARYAN NATION |
| ALSO, I TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M DUMB AS HELL. AND I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME. DID I MENTION I'M FLAMING GAY AND NEED BLACK COCK? THAT JAMIE FOXX IS A SEXY CHUNK OF BROWN SUGAR! I WANT TO EAT HIS ASS LIKE A TACO SALAD, THAT IS TO SAY, WITH SALSA AND CHEESE. I WANT TO SHOVE GUMMI BEARS UP MY ASS AND SHIT THEM OUT ONTO HIS CHEST WHILE HE LICKS MY TAINT! THEN, I WANT TO SHOVE SCREECH UP MY ASS AND THEN SHIT HIM OUT INTO JAMIE FOXX'S ASS! WHITE POWER! GAY FARTS! TACOS! PS: I'M QUEER! |
| 13th November 2004 - 03:04:11 PM |
| 11011 : S BEEZ! |
| saltythepocketknife.com is no more, but don't be sad! That just shows how much all of our hard work paid off! It should only be a matter of weeks before Dustin's landlord breaks down the door to his apartment and finds him in a warm bath tub with his wrists slashed open, a couple grams of heroin on the table, and a fun boy with HIV passed out on the couch. And all because he wouldn't toss Gay Zack's salad! |
| 13th November 2004 - 03:24:46 PM |
| 11012 : Dustin |
| Hey guys. I just flew in from France and boy is my anus tired! My new line of clothing was modeled by muscle-bound studs, followed by the fourth annual Salad Toss Off. My boyfriend JP won for the second year in a row! Bon appetit! He almost got disqualified for using an illegal condiment (a lite honey-mustard), but the judges let him slide after they saw that he eats more ass than a ringworm. I'm very exited about my new line of clothing. Thanks to all the good folks at Zubaz Inc. Jan, Billy, you know who you are. Our most innovative product is our Jizz-Jeans. They resist stubborn protein stains, and they have a zipper in the back for quick, discreet anal adventures. They also have a large string of vibrating anal beads sewn right into the back seam, so you can wear them up your ass all day and nobody will suspect a thing! They will be available at Old Navy stores in time for Christmas. And look for the new Screech Signature Five-Speed Butt Dildo with Prostate Prodding Action. Available at Wal-Mart. |
| 13th November 2004 - 03:34:41 PM |
| 11013 : Doogie Howser, MD |
| Isn't this a queer fan site for the Deputy Dawg? What's with all the racist bullshit? Get gay or go away. Dustin, can we play doctor sometime? I'd love to give you a hot Ham and Cheese enema. I would love to grate your nipples off and sprinkle them on a lovely smegma spaghetti with some Romano Cheese. Are you willing to wear a "naughty nurse" uniform? That would be very erotic. Also, I would love to see you squeeze into some Sesame Street Pampers and then fill them with as much urine and feces as you possibly can. I will then use the soiled diaper as a gag to knock you unconcious, and you will wake up with a mouth full of dog balls and a bleeding asshole. Are you interested? Open your mouth and say, "Zoiks!" |
| 13th November 2004 - 03:55:49 PM |
| 11014 : Dustin |
| I'll have to ask JP, but it sure sounds hot! |
| 13th November 2004 - 08:04:08 PM |
| 11015 : Gay Andrew |
| Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech! |
| 13th November 2004 - 09:12:12 PM |
| 11016 : ARYAN NATION |
| I SUCK DEAD NIGGER COCK BECAUSE I LOVE HIV+ SMEGMA. YUM YUM. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PS HIP-HOP AND YA DON'T STOP |
| 13th November 2004 - 10:14:08 PM |
| 11017 : ARYAN NATION |
| I BE THE BUSHWICK DUTCH MASTA RAPPER I LOVE BLACK WOMEN AND I HATE FUCKIN' CRACKERS CHECK ME YO MY BREATH STINK 'CAUSE I SMOKE SKUNK PUNK EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH IN A DUTCHMASTA FUCKIN' BLUNT BUSTA CLICHE NIGGAS TALKIN' HE SAY SHE SAY ABOUT ME YA BITCH ASS NIGGAS Y'ALL NOT ASS Y'ALL TITTY YO STYLE IS SHITTY HOW DARE YOU TRY TO REPRESENT NEW YORK FUCKIN' CITY |
| 13th November 2004 - 10:20:04 PM |
| 11018 : ARYAN NATION |
| AWE FUCK IT ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DAUCET FROM HERE TO NANTUCKET MCS KICK THE BUCKET I'M RUGGED AND ROUGH FLOWIN' UP TILL I BUST WHILE OTHER RAPPERS ARE FLATTER THAN A WHITE GIRL'S BUTT I MANIFEST MY NAME AND THE REASON I CAME IN THE FIRST PLACE LORD SHAKE YA BRAIN LIKE EARTHQUAKES. ARYAN NATION, NUMBER ONE IN THA HOOD G PS: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PLURAL AND POSSESSIVE NOUNS? I HAVE TROUBLE WITH THAT ON ACCOUNT OF I'M FUCKING RETARDED. |
| 14th November 2004 - 12:49:06 AM |
| 11019 : |
| Dustin, you are a incredable actor. Your protrayal of Screech Powers in "Saved By The Bell" is absoluty amazing. Do you have any pointers, that you can share with your true fans? |
| 14th November 2004 - 05:00:53 AM |
| 11020 : Dustin Diamond |
| Dear friends, I heard rumors that some no-goodnik was using my guestbook to make nasty racist comments, so I've come to 'increase the peace'. Racism is bad. Also, AIDS is no laughing matter, mm'kay? Keep it real - Dusty 11019: it's easy - just stay in school, study hard, and don't do drugs. It also helps if you're prepared to suck a whole lotta cock. |
| 14th November 2004 - 05:57:45 AM |
| 11021 : ARYAN NATION |
| HEY ITS NOT MY FAULT NIGGERS IN AFRICA LIKE TO RAPE BABIES. I'M JUST POINTING OUT THE SAD TRUTH. |
| 14th November 2004 - 06:23:55 AM |
| 11022 : me |
| i don't know what the hell aryan nation is bitching about... he believes niggers with aids should die for raping children, but seeing as to how they're raping their own children and infecting them with aids, aren't they killing themselves off already? |
| 14th November 2004 - 10:36:36 AM |
| 11023 : ARYAN NATION |
| REST IN PEACE OL' DIRTY BASTARD. WE WILL MISS YOU GREATLY. IN OTHER NEWS... SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT THE CRISIS IN THE DARFUR REGION OF SUDAN. WHAT IS HAPPENING IS GENOCIDE AND SHOULD NOT BE TOLERATED. ISRAEL SHOULD WITHDRAW FROM ALL THE OCCUPIED TERRITORIES WHICH RIGHTLY BELONG TO PALESTINE. TEAR DOWN THE SO-CALLED SECURITY FENCE AND FREE PALESTINE. ELEVEN STATES HAVE PASSED BILL RESTRICTING GAY MARRIAGE. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. WE MUST TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK FROM THE FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN RIGHT WHO WANT TO BAN GAY MARRIAGE, OUTLAW ABORTION, AND TURN OUR COUNTRY INTO A THEOCRACY. NOW I'M OFF TO THE MOSQUE FOR WORSHIP. ALL PRAISE IS DUE TO ALLAH. AFTER THAT, I HAVE A BLACK PANTHER MEETING TO ATTEND. FIGHT THE POWER. |
| 14th November 2004 - 10:44:13 AM |
| 11024 : ARYAN NATION |
| NOW THEY GOT ME IN A CELL 'CAUSE MY RECORDS THEY SELL 'CAUSE A BROTHER LIKE ME SAID WELL- FARRAKHAN'S A PROPHET AND I THINK YOU OUGHTTA LISTEN TO WHAT HE COULD SAY TO YOU WATCHA OUGHTTA DO IS FOLLOW FOR NOW POWER TO THE PEOPLE SAY MAKE A MIRACLE OF THE LYRICAL BLACK IS BACK ALL IN WE'RE GONNA WIN CHECK IT OUT (YEAH BOYEEE) HERE WE GO AGAIN... PUBLIC ENEMY #1! DON'T PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE RED WHITE AND BLUE SUCKAS WHO STOLE THE SOUL. THE BLACK MAN'S IN EFFECT! |
| 14th November 2004 - 10:54:06 AM |
| 11025 : ARYAN NATION |
| IT MAY SURPRISE YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN MUSLIM, BUT THE PERSON TYPING RACIST STUFF ISN'T ME. UNFORTUNATELY, ARYAN NATION IS MY REAL NAME. HOW'S THAT FOR IRONY? I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT CHANGING IT TO ARYAN X, BUT THAT'S NOT MUCH BETTER. PEACE TO ALL THE ZULUS, BUFFALLO SOLDIERS, ROUGHNECKS, RUDE BOYS, B-BOYS, AND OF COURSE, 5% AND THE NATION OF ISLAM. WE SHALL OVERCOME. AS BROTHER MALCOM SAID, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. BLACK POWER. |
| 14th November 2004 - 11:06:32 AM |
| 11026 : ARYAN NATION |
| "Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitude." "Noone is free when others are opressed" Mine is an oft-misunderstood religion. We are not anti-white or anti-semitic. We simply stand for the upliftment of African peoples, wherever they may be, and the liberation of our brothers suffering in the middle east. I also believe in science. Fossil records, among many other things, tell us that ALL mankind originated in Africa, thus all mankind is African. Personally, I don't need 40 acres or a mule. Just equality in the eyes of man, as there is surely equality in the eyes of almighty God, or Allah. Islam, translated, means 'peace.' May the words of prophet Muhammed lift our souls and bring us strength. |
| 14th November 2004 - 11:41:13 AM |
| 11027 : JP |
| Hey, girls. Dustin's boyfriend here. I just want you to know that we don't appreciate racism or hatred of any kind. Please start posting more stroke fodder soon so I can pump my fist while Dustin is at work. That's where I first met Dustin. Where he works (Blockbuster). I asked him if he could reccomend a good, light-hearted comedy with some homoerotic undertones. First he reccomended "The Goonies", but I told him I spanked to it a thousand and one times. His face lit up because he thought he was the only one that got a boner from watching a ten-year old Corey Feldman splash around in water. He then reccomended anything with Ben Affleck, but I'm more of a Matt Damon guy. So, he just invited me to his house to watch what he called "The hard stuff." That night we watched "Fist Fuck Pool Party #23". I didn't know that so many fists could squeeze into one hole. Then we started trying it on each other... |