| 25th November 2004 - 02:21:28 PM |
| 11288 : billy |
| i have too goie to bathroomiee right nowie |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:28:27 PM |
| 11289 : momma |
| Your going to bed after Circus Bitch |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:30:24 PM |
| 11290 : Hitler Party |
| Shit Shit is the force inside you that commands. You may hesitate from weariness, extreme gapage, penile blisters. Shit lifts you over every phallus and orders you to rim who your feelings and understanding tell you to rim. A man without shit is like a xtra-large dildo without lube. It is useless. But "where there is a shit, there is a gay," and where a shit orders, it is obeyed, whether a person swallows his own shit or men swallow the shit of a leader. Where there is semen that comes from strength, it is shit that makes it HIV+. Exercise your shit so that it is as stinky and runny as a drawn bowstring, ready to let loose in the moment it should, neither a second too late nor a second too early. Exercise your shit in little mouth until it is strong enough to bring from you that which Germany expects. Only then will you quaff mightily on the sacred jew-phallus of Diamond. |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:37:07 PM |
| 11291 : billy |
| I eatie turkey and banana'swmfioj firstiiiiiiiii Billerfhnew |
| 25th November 2004 - 02:52:40 PM |
| 11292 : momma |
| Take that nap yet? turkey on the way. |
| 25th November 2004 - 03:23:49 PM |
| 11293 : Mary Mount |
| I CAN WELL IMAGINE WHY DUSTIN IS WORRIED ABOUT THIS SITE. IT SMELLS LIKE INFECTED JIZZ WHEN IT RUNS DOWN MY FACE. Please let's clean this place up. All of these remarks are so rude and unkind. Why such filth? So let's remain good christians, and if you cannot, THEN I'LL SEND MY BUTTFUCKER STORM TROOPERS OUT TO GET YOU AND RAPE YOU ALL!!! Smiles to you, Leticia....... |
| 25th November 2004 - 03:38:30 PM |
| 11294 : Hitler Party |
| http://www.nazi.org/party/theory/index.html Although humanity has succeeded technologically, we have failed to maintain a society based on values, or which respects our environment, preferring instead an atmosphere of conformity and "safe" lack of conflict. The result is stultifying social taboo and an inability to conceive and execute long-term plans. http://www.nazi.org/party/theory/index.html |
| 25th November 2004 - 03:41:50 PM |
| 11295 : Dustin! |
| Hey, gals! Boy, my Thanksgiving is going fabulous! I love to celebrate the great Chris Columbus, who, as you may know, was the first great flaming gay navigator of the sea! To honor him, I decided I'd "discover" JP's asshole and erect my flag pole! We decided to fry the turkey this year. JP saved up a month's worth of semen which we added to KY for a delicious, low-fat oil. After the bird began to really sizzle, Morgan, one of my fun boys, bet me five big ones that I couldn't flash-fry my genitals. Well, I really needed the five bucks, so I squatted over the turkey fryer and submerged my scrotum. You really don't feel any pain for the first five minutes. Anyway, I used the five bucks to buy a lower east side transvestite hand job, and hopefully I can raise enough money doing stand-up to buy new testicles. How are your Thanksgivings going, queenies? |
| 25th November 2004 - 03:53:02 PM |
| 11296 : Hitler Tupperware Party |
| Although homosexuality has succeeded scatalogically, we have failed to sustain en erection based on urine enemas which respectfully plunder the colostomy bags of the queer elderly, preferring instead an atmosphere of Hot Carls and steaming Chili Dogs which conflict with the horribly infected anus of Stankatron, God of cracked, irritated sphincter rings. The result is a useless anus and an inability to anally conceive ass-babies, the chosen race of queers who will one day rule the world with a rubber fist. |
| 25th November 2004 - 03:56:44 PM |
| 11297 : Hitler Party |
| I do not know how to involve myself so deeply and so entirely. When my will gives me over to one party, it is not with so violent an obligation that my understanding is infected by it. In the present broils of this state, my own interest has not made me blind to either the laudable qualities in our adversaries or those that are reproachable in the men I have followed. People adore everything that is on their side; as for me, I do not even excuse most of the things that I see on mine. A good work does not lose its grace for pleading against my cause. |
| 25th November 2004 - 04:03:48 PM |
| 11299 : |
| cool. save by the bell rulz... :D |
| 25th November 2004 - 04:06:51 PM |
| 11300 : Hitler Coming Out Party |
| I do not know how to insert my fist so deeply and so entirely. When my will gives me an erection, it is with violent fervor that my wart covered penis is infected by it. With the boils and lumps of this soft tissue, my own interest is to vigorously toss the sacred salad of a dead homeless man. The laudable qualities in the underpants of John Stamos are far greater than that of the men I have followed. People adore everything that is placed inside them: as for me, I do not even excuse most the things I see drop out of my ass into the toilet, placed there the night before. Sometimes rubber chickens, or used condoms, or autographed photos of my dear Dustin. A good boner does not lose it's semen for rubbing against my crevice. |
| 25th November 2004 - 04:12:12 PM |
| 11301 : |
| check out the new stroke fodder, and a visit from dustin's proctologist on saltythepocketknife.com/forum/ you're sure to lose a load or two |
| 25th November 2004 - 05:09:58 PM |
| 11302 : DOGCRAP |
| WHAT KIND OF SHITHOLE IS THIS? WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS MESSAGE GUEST FUCKING BOOK? WAY OUT THERE !!! |
| 25th November 2004 - 05:45:15 PM |
| 11303 : |
| a whole lot of gayness. that's what's going on in this message guest fucking book. would you like your salad tossed? |
| 25th November 2004 - 05:59:11 PM |
| 11304 : billy |
| good turki and salid I likie soh muuwakjcwqebuhrcvhy Poopie Now!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 25th November 2004 - 06:10:40 PM |
| 11305 : momma |
| glad you like turkey billy. You can paint the house now bitch! |
| 25th November 2004 - 06:17:04 PM |
| 11306 : billy |
| dontie call me bitch momma. Im notie painting houseie right nowwwwwwww. Goto movie at placeie tonighty |
| 25th November 2004 - 06:18:43 PM |
| 11307 : Hitler Party |
| http://www.nazi.org/party/theory/index.html We only hate jews, blacks and homosexuals because, secretly, we DESIRE them. It is well recorded that Hitler himself had a consort of Jewish and African sex slaves who he would rim, blow, sodomize and shit upon, and have the same done unto him. Basically, although he persecuted them mercilessly, The Fuhrer was a great big faggot who was totally hot for big inter-racial dicks that just wouldn't quit. And we, the god-fearing Nazi party, follow his lead respectfully. Whilst we like to burn crosses and persecute races other than our own, behind closed doors we are all flaming gay Aryan super-queers who like to promote racial equality through homosexuality. Chocolate cocks? Yes please!! Hot pink Jewish starfruit? Now you're talking! We also like to dress up in SS uniforms because it makes us feel butch as fuck and somehow makes up for our incredibly small penises. Dustin, join our cause today, and we will sodomize the sheisse out of you. |
| 25th November 2004 - 06:28:01 PM |
| 11308 : momma |
| You go to that movie and you can kiss your I love lucy dvd gone. Paint the house NOW!!!! |