| 27th November 2004 - 08:54:09 AM |
| 11349 : Johan L |
| How does it feel to never get another role in acting after "saved by the bell"? |
| 27th November 2004 - 09:45:14 AM |
| 11350 : Jack Hoff |
| wtf ru ppl talking about? LOL ur cmptly FUBAR OMG ROFL! i wish i could meet grls. but u ppl r fckd p. join me in my war against consonants! |
| 27th November 2004 - 10:01:26 AM |
| 11351 : S!CK B0Y! |
| Jack, most keyboards are equipped with every letter of the alphabet. I urge you to take advantage of that, and embrace the wonderful tool we call the "English Language." Then, you won't have to type in acronyms like a twelve-year-old girl on the Blink-182 message board. Also, there's only one 'girl' on this board, and I use the term loosely. We allow her to post exclusively about horse fucking, or her hilarious suicide attempts. I, for one, would like to hear about a suicide attempt in which she tries to get sodomized to death by Mr. Ed or Smarty Jones or even Papa's Moustache. |
| 27th November 2004 - 10:12:54 AM |
| 11352 : TWYLA TALES |
| It was a dark night, and a young woman was walking back from the general store with a bounty of tampons and Monistat. She grows fearful as she hears footsteps following close behind her. As she begins to walk faster, the footsteps also speed up. Knowing her meth dealer lives only a block away, she begins to jog in his direction, knowing her boyfriend/speed connection will protect her. Her attempt to flee is in vain. The attacker tackles her to the ground, dragging her by her hair into a dark alley. He violently begins ripping his victim's clothes off, when a putrid stench hits hit like a sockfull of quarters. The young woman had defecated herself. As the would-be rapist yanks off the girl's pants, the mass of noxious feces deters him. He runs of to prey on another vulnerable victim. Saved bt the bell, the young girl survives to tell her riviting tale... |
| 27th November 2004 - 04:24:15 PM |
| 11353 : COCKS NEEDED |
| I need big, thick, juicy cocks stuffed up my butthole... My name is jimmy williams and I also like to lick the shit out of a pregnant goat's asshole |
| 27th November 2004 - 04:41:19 PM |
| 11354 : Princess Peussie, GODDESS |
| Hi there, TURDS! |
| 27th November 2004 - 05:03:12 PM |
| 11355 : |
| Fuck off, PEUSSIE! |
| 27th November 2004 - 05:30:39 PM |
| 11356 : Dustin Diamond? |
| Anybody wanna munch the crust out of my anus? |
| 27th November 2004 - 05:35:43 PM |
| 11357 : inga from sweden |
| great page dude! |
| 27th November 2004 - 06:43:36 PM |
| 11358 : Hymen Rosenstein |
| This is Hymen Rosenstein, and I legally represent Mr. Dustin Diamond. The material on this site is derogatory, false, and illegally defames Mr. Diamond. It is certainly not protected by any constiutional means. Also, it is extremely stumilating and I find myself to be aroused. I cannot allow this. My penis grows harder, and I realize Mr. Diamond as the highly seductive boy toy you paint him as. I have no choice but to call Mr. Diamond immediately and request that a number of the depraved acts described of this board be performed on me and my daughter's Puerto Rican boyfriend. Thank you, Hymen Rosenstein, Attorney at the Law |
| 27th November 2004 - 06:55:46 PM |
| 11359 : Esther Rothberg-Diamond |
| Dustin, honey, why did you have to go and turn gay. Oy vey, I can't believe this, my own son a homosexual. I told your father he shouldn't be buying you for Hanukka the Barbi dolls. That man never listens. He stuffs his face with bagels and pastrami- he doesn't hear a word I say. Maybe it was the sweater vests I knitted you? I know those are for the queer Protestant boys, but you looked so gveltschvinkel in them! Honey, please stop taking in the tukus. Find you a nice girl, settle down, you could maybe go to work for your father running the media and taking over the world with international bankers? I worry! I worry because I love. |
| 27th November 2004 - 07:10:32 PM |
| 11360 : Vince McManfucker |
| All you Hulkamaniacs listen up! I want tight balls and meaty Jumbones, do you understand me?! USA!!! BALLS!!! I want fists pounding, cocks being sucked with cave-man enthusiasm, and Toby Keith CDs at FULL FUCKING BLAST!!! USA!! FARTS!!! I want sword fights, double penetration, and Karls and Lunches that are HOTTER THAN THE FUCKING SUN!!! I want spandex ripped, Zubaz torn, and assholes COMPLETELY OBLITERATED!!! I WANT A FOUR-HUNDRED POUND SAMOAN MAN TO FILL AN XXXL ADULT DIAPER WITH AS MUCH URINE AND FECES AS POSSIBLE, SO I CAN FUCK AND EAT HIS WARM LEAVINGS!!!! USA!!! DIAPERS!!!! LEAVINGS!!!! Also, I am a homosexual man. |
| 27th November 2004 - 07:19:43 PM |
| 11361 : A. Nill Engus, spc. 1st class |
| SIR YEEES SIR!!!! |
| 27th November 2004 - 07:22:34 PM |
| 11362 : Dustin Diamond |
| Dear fans Thanks to everyone who came out to my gig last night in Crusty Butte, Idaho - 11 is a new attendance record for me! Thanks for making to the show and keeping the scene alive. It's just a shame that that one gay guy kept masturbating very loudly during my bit about how Zack and Slater were fags. He totally ruined the whole bit. Plus, I think it might have been him who, after the show, took a dump on the bonnet of my car and stuck a little sign in the main log on which were written his phone number and the words 'CALL ME SOMETIME, YOU BIG HUNK OF JEW'. It's almost as if he had the impression I was a scat-munching homosexual. Where could he have got an idea like that from??? |
| 27th November 2004 - 07:44:06 PM |
| 11363 : The Hulkster |
| Vince, you sexy motherfucker. Me and Macho Man Randy Savage and a bunch of random homeless guys are gonna grab ya and throw you in tha ring, and while Macho Man pins you to the canvas by sitting on your face, we're all gonna take turns shitting, pissing and cumming on your struggling form. And you're gonna like it, bitch. At the same time we will be rockin out to the strains of my classic 'Hulk Rules' album. Don't forget your motherfucking vitamins, bitch. |
| 27th November 2004 - 08:12:50 PM |
| 11364 : Dick Sniffer |
| Dustin, I would very much like to know what kind of odor your your ding-dong produces. Is it a sour, oniony reek or more of a honey-and-rancid-dairy-produce kind of stench? Does your smegma smell like parmesan? Also, do you find your semen to be malodorous? Inquiring minds want to know!! |
| 27th November 2004 - 09:17:52 PM |
| 11365 : Macho Man Randy Savage |
| SNAP INTO A SLICK DICK!!! UGH! I LOVE COCK MEAT!! THAT BEEFY JUICY TASTE!!! There's nothing better after a hard day of smoking crack and getting hit with chairs than hard dick! AM I RIGHT, MEN?! I love the stale-fish smell of a locker room full of hot sweaty dong sausages and pooter meats! YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT, LADIES!!! UGH!! My spandex is stretching more than Dustin's asshole at the pride parade! HELL YEAH!! I"M PUMPED UP NOW!! First I'm gonna look you in the eye, buddy, and then I'm gonna pin you down so hard, and then... I'M GONNA SHOVE MY TONGUE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE BURNING IN THE FIRES OF HELL, BUDDY!!!!!!! SLIP INTO MY RIM, JIM!!!!!! OHHH YEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 27th November 2004 - 09:24:51 PM |
| 11366 : |
| stop posting here! sick queers are needed at saltythepocketknife.com!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 27th November 2004 - 10:28:15 PM |
| 11367 : The Rock |
| CAN YOU SMELLLELLELLELLL WHAT MY ANUS IS COOKING?! IT'S SEMEN!! MY ANUS IS COOKING SEMEN!!! ISN'T THAT CRAZY?! |
| 27th November 2004 - 11:05:25 PM |
| 11368 : I BMX FOR_________ |
| TO ANSWER YOU ALL YES I AM A FAN OF BIKERFOX I ESPECIALLY LOVE THE PICTURES OF HIM IN VARIOUS STAGES OF UNDRESS... HE LOOKS LIKE A REAL MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO DELIVER THE MEAT AND I BET YOU COULD SQUEEZE SOME TASTEY JUICE OUT OF THOOSE SPHINCTERS... I BMX FOR TWO BEEFY COCKS GRINDING AGAINST EACH OTHER IN MY ASSHOLE. |