| 02nd December 2004 - 05:57:41 PM |
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| 02nd December 2004 - 06:04:09 PM |
| 11471 : Marcus |
| To: PastorJim@truechristian.com Dear "Christians", Well Pastor Bullshit, we all had a great laugh, sorry but at your expense. Is this what you do to pass the extra time in your life of christian garbage and hate? I thought as I quickly looked over this shit: "This guy is the perfect christian; he's filled with hate for others; he attempts to create a vicious world of contempt and loathing; he passes as a guy connected with spiritual matters but clearly is a scam artist....and: If in fact you do believe in this horseshit called christianity, then you are also investing time in useless fairy tales. But ever hear of kharma? what goes out comes back? Well prepare for your kick in the balls, buster-brown, as you are about as useless and ugly as a human can get. Oh and by the way, that question about who put the flag on the moon? Well, jerkoff, you should also ask that along with the flag, who left the 17 bags of feces and urine there after take off? THAT is a STATEMENT, no? Thanks for the chuckles, Marcus |
| 03rd December 2004 - 02:47:09 AM |
| 11472 : SEX GALLERIES PORN XXX |
| ß SEX GALLERIES PORN XXXë |
| 03rd December 2004 - 04:57:31 AM |
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| Marcus, truechristian.com is a parody site, much in the same vein as http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ |
| 03rd December 2004 - 05:23:56 AM |
| 11474 : One-Eyed Dick, Ass-Pirate of the Caribbean |
| YARRR-HARRR-HARRR!!! Ahoy, ye rascally dogs! I be One-Eyed Dick, the most fearsome and flaming pirate to ever sail the seven seas! Pitch my mizzenmast and batten down the hatches, ye scurvy scumbuckets!! Yarr maties, I've heard the legend of a golden-boy child named Dustin, who's skin is pure, who has hair like wool, and who drops pieces of eight from his ass! I'd like to find this Dustin and plunder his booty!! Yarr-har!!! Y'see, during our long voyages on the seven seas, I've been through my crew more times than a virulent case of the trots, and I'm lookin for some fresh ass!! So Dustin, come hoist my main-sail and mount my poop-deck! Yarr! Fifteen men on Dustin's chest! Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of cum! |
| 03rd December 2004 - 08:40:04 AM |
| 11475 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where everyone forgot about your birthday? Remember when Mr. Belding saw you sitting down on the stairs in the hallway crying one day? Remember when he asked what was wrong and you said that you were upset that everyone forgot about your birthday? Remember when he told you to come to his office and he'd give you a present you'd remember for the rest of your life? Remember when you walked into his office and he slugged you in the gut and you fell over in pain? Remember when he dropped his pants, took off his underwear, and rubbing his herpes-encrusted dirty underwear in your face? Rememeber how for the past 15 years you've been trying to get rid of the herpes Belding gave you that day? Mr. Belding really got you good that time! |
| 03rd December 2004 - 11:52:34 AM |
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| I remember the episode when Slater had a sleepover with Screech and Zack, but in the middle of the night a whole bunch of greasy mulleted mexicans came over for an orgy. Screech looked like a deer caught in headlights as one guy started rubbing his ass, than he put his cock in Screechs ass as Screech yelled "Zoinks" and he almost woke up everybody else. The best part was when the guy donkey punched Screech and he passed out while everyone took turns shooting a load into his fro. Slater took a shit on Zack and wiped his ass with Screech's cum encrusted fro. That is one of the best episodes to this day. |
| 03rd December 2004 - 03:51:00 PM |
| 11477 : One-Eyed Dick, Ass-Pirate of the Caribbean |
| By the way, ye scurvy dogs, here's a picture of me - http://fapomatic.com/7/pirateforsale.jpg Yarr har harrrr!!! |
| 03rd December 2004 - 05:23:49 PM |
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| Who the hell are this person anyway? He is not on my telly! |
| 03rd December 2004 - 06:19:28 PM |
| 11479 : Dustin Diamond |
| 11478: you sound retarded. Retards get me HOT. Wanna hook up in a public restroom for gay sex and scat swapping some time? |
| 03rd December 2004 - 07:31:12 PM |
| 11480 : Gay Nigger Association of America |
| http://www.gnaa.us/ Are you gay? Are you a nigger? If you answered "yes" to both of these questions, then GNAA might be exactly what you're looking for! http://www.gnaa.us/press.phtml |
| 03rd December 2004 - 10:44:28 PM |
| 11481 : JuJu Shabontay |
| Rippin' my dick trigger, like, a trick nigger |
| 04th December 2004 - 12:59:18 AM |
| 11482 : ARYAN NATION |
| DEATH TO ALL NIGGERS AND THEIR DISEASED OFFSPRING! THEY ARE DIRTY AND KNOWINGLY SPREAD THE AIDS VIRUS! THEY ARE RAPISTS AND CHILD MOLESTERS AND ARE KILLING OUR PEOPLE! DO NOT GIVE UP AND LET THEM WIN! IF YOU ARE DRIVING DOWN THE STREET AND SEE A NIGGER PLEASE HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR! BACK UP OVER HIM IF NECESSARY! THEN FIND A NEARBY TREE AND HANG HIM FROM IT AS AN EXAMPLE TO OTHER DIRTY NIGGERS! LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE NOT WELCOME! PLEASE SAVE OUR PEOPLE! |
| 04th December 2004 - 05:02:36 AM |
| 11483 : |
| hello |
| 04th December 2004 - 09:30:21 AM |
| 11484 : ARYAN NATION |
| DEATH TO ALL HETEROSEXUALS AND THEIR POORLY GROOMED OFFSPRING! I AM HORNY AND KNOWINGLY SPREAD GENITAL HERPES OF THE EYE! I AM A RAPIST AND EXTREMELY CATHOLIC! IF YOU ARE DRIVING DOWN THE STREET AND SEE ME, PLEASE FIT ME WITH A SNUG PAIR OF ARABIAN GOGGLES AND ADORN MY ANUS GRACEFULLY WITH A FIST OF THE FINEST RUBBER! DROP FLAMING SEWER RATS IN MY ASSHOLE IF NECESSARY! THEN FIND A NEARBY DUMPSTER AND DECORATE IT WITH USED CONDOMS AS AN EXAMPLE TO OTHER DIRTY QUEERS! LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE NOT ALONE! PLEASE SODOMIZE OUR PEOPLE! |
| 04th December 2004 - 09:44:51 AM |
| 11485 : Danny Pintauro |
| Hey, girls! I'm really excited to see the love of Dustin leaking over towards mwa! You will all be happy to know that Dustin and I are working on a project together called, "Mining Diamond." It's a queer remake of "Thelma and Louise." We have already filmed most of the sex. It took 43 takes to get the scat-play scene just right, so you can imagine how much Taco Bell went down between the two of us. The most difficult scene to shoot was the bukakke scene in the bank. We lined up about 30 studs who all blew their loads on a confused elderly man. He kept standing up and fidgiting, so we bludgeoned him to death with a dildo and finished the shot. There's no way to ruin the ending, but we put a gay new twist on it. Instead of driving off a cliff, we drive into Matt Damon's asshole! |
| 04th December 2004 - 10:05:00 AM |
| 11486 : Navy SEAL |
| Hey Dustin. I'm a Navy SEAL here at Abu Ghriab. I'm depressed because in a week I get shipped home, and I won't have any captive men to practice sadistic gay torture methods on. When I get back to the world, will you help me kidnap homeless men so we can round them up in my basement and force them into daisy chains after sodomizing them with various tools and instruments? I'm worried it will never be the same again. What happens the next time I want to fuck a ten-year-old boy in the ass in front of his crying mother? What if I just want to watch some dude jack off against his will? Who is going to take the pictures? Please help, Dustin. Thanks. USA! USA! |
| 04th December 2004 - 01:11:27 PM |
| 11487 : Col. Yanksalott, First Class Homo |
| I'm glad to hear you boys are employing the methods I taught you in training. There is no sweeter sight than a pile of naked, muscular, glistening SEALs! Don't forget to affix electric wires to their I-raqi nipples and shock them while your penis is jammed in that tight, A-rab ass! Then they'll clench up and damn near rip your dick clean off! I'm sure you remember. From the training. AND I WANT PICTURES!!! WHAT MAKES THE GRASS GROW?! CUM!! CUM!! CUM!! WHAT MAKES THE ASS GAPE?! COCK!! COCK!! COCK!! |
| 04th December 2004 - 01:34:00 PM |
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| USA! USA! USA! |
| 04th December 2004 - 01:36:07 PM |
| 11489 : Major Woody |
| OK, listen up men. It's time to put Operation: Assfuck into action. The plan is to sneak up on the Towelheads unawares, from behind, and before they know what's going on, we'll penetrate deep and hard into the rear. And I want DEEP penetration here, people - keep your weapons erect and ready at all times. Once penetration has been acheived, we'll unload as many rounds as possible before pulling out. We'll be sending in a clean-up squad afterwards to mop up the mess. |