| 29th November 2004 - 06:19:45 AM |
| 11389 : Princess Peussie |
| Hello, TURDS! |
| 29th November 2004 - 08:18:08 AM |
| 11390 : |
| http://www.truechristian.com/index.html |
| 29th November 2004 - 10:05:54 AM |
| 11391 : |
| hey true christian, eat my steaming man-cunt, you shit-lickin' assfuck. |
| 29th November 2004 - 10:36:28 AM |
| 11392 : |
| http://www.dailyorange.com/news/2004/11/17/Pulp/Diamond.In.The.Rough-807624.shtml |
| 29th November 2004 - 12:43:56 PM |
| 11393 : |
| Dustin, how can you wear that shirt (URL below) and claim that you're NOT flaming gay?? I am so turned on right now!!! |
| 29th November 2004 - 12:58:25 PM |
| 11394 : Gay Zack |
| Well I got back from a gay cruise I took over the holiday. It really is something you all should do if you haven't already. I took along my Screech costume to wear out in the evenings. Cruise ships are so much better than dumpster circuits - as many as 50 people participated in a SBTB bukkake. We ended up in the pool and hot tub, I got pounded by Zacks Slaters and Beldings. I took a Belding and Slater to my room where we took turns giving hot carls and dirty sanchez's. In the morning at breakfast, I got a bj from one of the cooks, who I think was the guy who played Max on SBTB.It really was fantastic, non stop homoerotic fun 24 hours a day for 4 days straight. I can't wait to go on the next gay cruise - it goes through Greece. |
| 29th November 2004 - 01:09:12 PM |
| 11395 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond |
| GOLDBERG YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOUR DAYS AND THOSE OF YOUR FILTHY ANAL AMIGOS ARE NUMBERED. NOT ONLY IS MY PHALANX OF LAWYERS WORKING ON RECLAIMING DUSTINDIAMOND.COM FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE, BUT THEY ARE ALSO MAKING CONSIDERABLE PROGRESS TOWARDS SUING EVERY SINGLE GAY AND LESBIAN IN THE COUNTRY FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. PLUS, MY NEW SITE TRUSTTHEDUST.COM WILL SOON BE AND IS GOING TO BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF THE WATER. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING, CHUCKLEFUCK. |
| 29th November 2004 - 01:33:46 PM |
| 11396 : Rocco |
| Gay Zack good to see you back in action! Glad to see that you had a good vacation. That cruise sounds spectacular and I might look into a xmas cruise. Ox, that is one of your greatest posts yet! I almost shit my pants reading that one. Anyone who wants to hook up for man ass love meet me behind willy joes dumpster tonight at 9. ROCCO |
| 29th November 2004 - 02:48:24 PM |
| 11397 : Tom Peters, Action Gay News |
| Thanks, Brock. We take you live now to San Diego, California, where the harrowing struggle of a young boy trapped inside Mario Lopez's Anus continues. Boy's mother: I just one to see my son safe again! (crying) Local Shopkeeper: Yup, I knewed this would happen. That anus has been abandoned since the Depression. It just stayed out there, gaping, ain't nobody bother to block it off. I seen younguns playin' around there all the damn time. Some folks say it's haunted. Tom: Rescue workers have been trying method after method to retreive the young boy from the cavernous, thirty-foot stinkhole, but large semen deposits collected in the sphincters, and the slick residue from centuries of Mexican food and beer make scaling the inner walls of the crevice nearly impossible. This young boy will surely be in our hearts and prayers this evening. Now here's Chip Prickersly with the Flaming Gay Weather Forecast. Chip... |
| 29th November 2004 - 02:57:25 PM |
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| I've been queering up www.saltythepocketknife.com - go queer it up bigtime |
| 29th November 2004 - 03:50:10 PM |
| 11399 : Chip Prickersly |
| Heeeey, thanks Tom it's Chip Prickersly here with the flaming gay weather report and boy, it's gonna be COOOOOOLD out today mainly because of Dennis Haskins being launched into orbit to block out the sun and reduce global warming. We're also getting reports of light shit-showers coming in from the north this evening and make sure you put those snow chains on your tyres because we're expecting a heavy layer of HIV+ semen on the ground tomorrow morning. The forecast for tomorrow: Arabian Goggles. And now there's just time to go over to Dick Upmyass coming live from the Bayside High changing rooms with the day's sports news. Dick? |
| 29th November 2004 - 04:32:49 PM |
| 11400 : |
| let's hook up for some greek fun |
| 29th November 2004 - 05:59:42 PM |
| 11401 : The REAL REAL REAL Dustin Diamond! you FUCKERS!!!! |
| SOME OF THOSE KIDS DUSTIN STORIES ARE GREAT....but my Dad had one even better and more fun. We had a barn and he'd take us out there during the summer, and he'd get up in the top of the loft section and piss down upon us...and the kid who could get the most piss in his or her mouth would get the treat for the day, which usually was getting to suck DAD off and chow down on his sperm. THAT was healthy, so he said, and good for one's complexion. I think he was right on that, and nowadays, I also climb on a ladder while decorating the Xmas Tree, and send urine out into the air for the kids to try and catch with the mouths. It's fun and keeps the family together! - |
| 29th November 2004 - 06:00:02 PM |
| 11402 : |
| I want to toss Dennis Haskin's salad in a major way, if you could arrange that Dustin it would be greatly appreciated. I look up to him as the father who never molested me. Please help make my dreams come true. |
| 29th November 2004 - 06:12:46 PM |
| 11403 : Fred Fudgepacker |
| Here are two emails you definitely should contact; these are rightwing fundamentalist fascist neo-nazi "christians" who hate everyone and everything that isn't THEM. They don't even like the fact that Dustin knows how to eat ass like there's no end. Have fun and enjoy! janniemk2001@bluefrog.com PastorJim@truechristian.com |
| 29th November 2004 - 06:32:37 PM |
| 11404 : Dick Upmyass |
| Thanks, Jim. Let's rub knobs later. Well, once again the Brendan County Rim Goblins beat the Worlen High Cock Rings on their own turf. Bayside High defeated the Coverton Hot Carls for the third year in a row today. Thay truly tortured, sodomized, and defecated on their opponents. Now let's meet some of the fine young athletes on the Bayside High football team. They're five and 0 this season. This young man may have the secret. AC Slater: Well, Dick, it's no secret. Lots of practice and lots of hot, crowded showers. When your ass goes out on that field, it's gotta be loosened up and ready to go against the world. We do improv excersizes before games. Circle jerks, Xtreme Felching, Scuba-Fisting, the works. Dick: Great, what do you eat to keep fit? AC Slater: Ass! (Laughter) Dick: That's really terrific. Well, Tom, I'm gonna get down and dirty with these fine young boys. It's been too long since I've routed some spicy Mexican beanhole. This is dick saying, "Keep your cocks on rock, and your eye on the anus |
| 29th November 2004 - 07:24:13 PM |
| 11405 : Farrier |
| I think all the straight faggots at STPK have surrendered. The queers have won! |
| 29th November 2004 - 07:49:42 PM |
| 11406 : |
| i hate gay people because i am going out one |
| 29th November 2004 - 11:12:42 PM |
| 11407 : |
| http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0006L0LKW/qid=1101791539/ |
| 29th November 2004 - 11:49:28 PM |
| 11408 : rick james |
| bmx, u suck cock! ur posts aren't funny and u probably type them while your tongue is licking ur boyfriend's penis and ass. |