| 01st December 2004 - 08:47:59 PM |
| 11450 : Tina Fudgebutt, looking for Xmas in my Asshole |
| OK you guys...here's one where you can send an email direclty to Jerry and tell him WHAT YOU THINK OF HIM. I did ....and that fucker didn't answer me. Guess he had his head up his asshole and praying to god! Send him to Dustin for some soul searching and vomit! Love, TINA http://www.jerryfalwell.com/?a= |
| 01st December 2004 - 09:00:29 PM |
| 11451 : Shar Pee Lomez |
| REMEMBER FOLKS, IT'S AIDS AWARENESS MONTH. http://www.imprintmall.com/aids/ http://www.lldzines.com/aids/aids1.htm http://www.worldaidsday.org/ http://www.worldvision.org/Worldvision/comms2.nsf/stable/hope_child_sponsorship?Open&campaign=1193514&cmp=KNC-1193514&OVRAW=AIDS%20AWARENESS%20MONTH&OVKEY=aids%20awareness&OVMTC=advanced CELEBRATE THE GAY LIFESTYLE |
| 01st December 2004 - 09:24:48 PM |
| 11452 : |
| hey faggots, i checked outpastor jim's website and it looks like a parody website to me. but it would still be funny if he were to post buck's emails. it's too bad that the thought police over at www.savedbythebbellnow.com delete queer messages right after they are posted. it's unfortunate, as that website has many readers who need to be exposed to gay saved by the bell fantasies. |
| 01st December 2004 - 09:35:21 PM |
| 11453 : |
| obviously pastor jim's website is a parody. read his explanation of what the earth is flat: http://www.truechristian.com/earthflat.html |
| 01st December 2004 - 10:33:30 PM |
| 11454 : Ox |
| [continuation of story from message 11423] Screech, remember how excited you were after practicing kissing on Mr. Belding's blow-up doll and how much you were looking forward to your date with Lisa? Remember when you were about to leave Mr. Belding's office to return to class when Mr. Belding said "Screech, there's just one more thing - I think you should know that girls have really stinky breath." Remember how you found that surprising because you had never noticed your mother with really bad breath, but you just shrugged it off because Mr. Belding was your idol? Remember when you showed up at the Bayside gymnasium on Friday evening for your date? Remember how ususual you thought it was that Lisa wanted you to meet her at the gym for your date? Remember when you walked into the gym and discovered that it was pitch black because all of the lights were off? Remember when you heard Lisa call out, "Screech, I'm over here honey?" Remember when you fumbled until the made your way toward here until she called out and told you to stop? Remember when she grabbed your hand and said she wanted to kiss you, but that she wanted you to walkfive feet to your left first? Remember when she told you to put your hands behind your back, often your mouth wide and stick out your tongue? Remember when you did and as you got close to here face you noticed that it smelled like ass? Remember when your tongue touched her lips and it felt really weird? Remember when it felt as though her mouth shit on you? Remember when the lights turned on and you discovered that Mr. Belding was standing facing away from you on a chair directly in front of you and you realized that you had just kissed his butthole and he had shit on you? Remember when you also saw Lisa, Jessie, Slater, and Mr. Tuttle and they were all busting up laughing at you? They really screwed you over that time! |
| 02nd December 2004 - 12:17:03 AM |
| 11455 : |
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| 02nd December 2004 - 05:32:41 AM |
| 11456 : Buck Studly |
| Oops...I posted that e-mail without checking the site out first...still, it's kind of in keeping with the tone of the site - not to mention writing it was a highly erotic experience and I ejaculated into my jockey shorts several times, so all is not lost! |
| 02nd December 2004 - 05:40:54 AM |
| 11457 : dogpoo |
| i wanna fuck tiffany amber-thiessen |
| 02nd December 2004 - 08:05:50 AM |
| 11458 : fuck jew & white people |
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| 02nd December 2004 - 08:27:09 AM |
| 11459 : ass clown |
| Mr. Diamond, why do you mention this website during your comedy act? The gay males who post here are not disillusioned. They are just huge fans who would like to have hot man-on-man sex with you. What's wrong with that? |
| 02nd December 2004 - 08:29:42 AM |
| 11460 : Gilbert Svenson |
| Afraid THAT website IS not a parody. Some friends showed me this PASTOR JIM (or is it Disaster JIM) and mentioned that the Pastor had spent some time in jail for molesting kids. NO these folks are sadly for real.....and they seem to hate everyone. Just go there and say HELLO.....in the dustin way! YEH....fuck 'em good. Gilbert |
| 02nd December 2004 - 10:29:07 AM |
| 11461 : Propertyman |
| 02nd December 2004 - 02:34:06 PM |
| 11462 : Buck Studly |
| That's right, ass clown. Why does Diamond have such a bug up his ass just because a few hot, studly queers write gay fantasies about him on the Internet? I, for one, would love to drop a nice, big, steaming log on his mirkin-like jew-fro - and where's the harm in that?? We post equally gay fantasies about his old SBTB cast members and about having sex with random dudes behind dumpsters, and just because this site bears his name he gets all fucking whingy about it. Cunt. |
| 02nd December 2004 - 02:55:58 PM |
| 11463 : |
| Do you think the singer from New Found Glory sucks cock and takes it up the ass more than Dustin? He should team up with Dustin and form an all gay band, they could become what Salty thrived to be but lack of an all homo band kept them from really breaking into mainstream homo radio. Dustin and that guy along with a full gay cast could play the gayest music known to queers and would put us all in instant oragasm. |
| 02nd December 2004 - 03:05:31 PM |
| 11464 : |
| yes jordan sucks a lot of dick. him and dustin should do a project called my glory hole. they also can cover "el bimbo" that song they played in the blue oyster bar on police academy. my gay techno club plays it all the time and it usually leads to daisy chains and spider mans galore. very orgasmic. |
| 02nd December 2004 - 03:32:21 PM |
| 11465 : Rocco |
| Hope everyone is well today. I am dissapointed that the good pastor did not return my email. Cant figure out if that site is real or not. Seems fake, he refers to muslims as poo people. Mabey he wants someone to help him make poo babies and if so I am up for that challenge! Tonight I am going to go out dressed as Danny Pintauro from Who's the Boss! I got a blond mop wig, I can't wait! Im gonna go to the dumpster scene behind the bowling alley and get ass rammed by as many young bucks as I can. I even found a shitty blue van to drive around in. I hope I run into a Tony so he can teach me "Who's the Boss"! Hope to run into my fellow queers out and about. If you spot me feel free to leave a nice cleveland steamer on my shaved chest! ROCCO |
| 02nd December 2004 - 03:40:34 PM |
| 11466 : Gay Zack |
| Rocco, that sounds awesome. As you may know I've always been a big fan of Danny Pintauro. I've posted several fantasies involving him. I remember a few years ago I found a Danny Pintauro guestbook, which I took upon myself to queer up, and queering it up I did. I posted all the time about his velvet white buttocks. A small amount of people queered it up as well, but no where near the response of Dustins fans! I would love to tag team with Danny and Dustin anyday of the week. |
| 02nd December 2004 - 04:27:32 PM |
| 11467 : Buck Studly |
| Danny Pintauro is a super-stud. Gay Zack, there's not a great deal of point in queering up Danny Pintauro guest books, since Danny Pintauro himself is already as queer as a month of sundays (see link below), hence there's not much more queering up you can do. However, DP guestbooks might be a good place to solicit gay sex from other studly Who's the Boss fans! Danny could be my boss anyday!!! I lost no less than 6 loads while reading this interview - http://content.gay.com/channels/arts/pintauro.html?from=arts_inc |
| 02nd December 2004 - 05:38:51 PM |
| 11468 : Aaron Carter |
| Dear Dustin & Fags When is the right time to lose your anal virginity? I've had many boyfriends, and while I've given and received many, many blowjobs, and even taken a shit on some homeless guy's chest, I've just never felt close enough to anyone to let them thrust their mighty beef-saber into my puckered poot-chute. I just feel that I need to love my partner before I let him score a bullseye on my brown star with his girthsome spam-javelin. I have to feel that he cares for me - maybe he could invite me round for candlelight dinner, just the 2 of us, with soft music and delightful conversation, and maybe only then I'd feel comfortable about spreading my ass-cheeks and allowing his dripping purple-helmeted love warrior to explore my chocolatey sugar-cave. Is this wrong? I'm so confused. - Aaron PS Dustin - my anal virginity is still yours if you want it! |
| 02nd December 2004 - 05:45:43 PM |
| 11469 : Dear Dustin |
| Aaron, There are no rules in anal love. If you feel you must, you should hold on to your anal virginity until you find that special somone - then, and only if you feel ready, you can allow him to use his purple wand to cast it's magic load deep inside your bowels. And if that special someone should be me, then all the better - I've got a load with your name on it! Let's hook up for gay sex!!! - The Dust |