| 13th December 2004 - 05:37:07 AM |
| 11650 : horny |
| gods sake screech you are so god damn sexy. i wanna ram my hard 10 inch up your tight little anus ;) then i would cum all over your lovely high cheek bones then the rest of the saved by the bell crew, especially Zach would run up and masturbate all over me and would shower me in their ejactulation fluid then i would swallow and i would do the same to you.... see you soon babe love always James Quigley |
| 13th December 2004 - 08:33:09 AM |
| 11651 : Gay Pastor Jim |
| Mr. Diamond, please allow me to buttslam you right in front of my congregation, faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 13th December 2004 - 01:50:02 PM |
| 11652 : Rocco |
| Hope everyone had a good weekend. I got a nice surprise Sat night when I went to a local rest stop to look for some queer action. The dumpster scene has been slow lately. I dressed as Slater with my sweet mullet and sweats and hoped to find a SBTB orgy to participate in. Instead I found a Married with Children orgy in a tiny bathroom. There were a couple of Al's who were as double teaming a Bud! I looked in the corner and saw a Jefferson sucking of Bob Rooney while giving a hand job to Steve Rhoads. As I stepped in I heard someone yell SLATER! And a Griff grabbed me and bent me over raming my stinkhold with a ten inch black mamba! Lets just say the night ended with me trying out the vacuum with a Buds head to clean up all the shit, piss, cum and other fluids from the floor. Great weekend. Anyone else ever run into a Married With Children fiesta? ROCCO |
| 13th December 2004 - 05:34:32 PM |
| 11653 : Ham Spam |
| FREE ANUS!!!! ALL KINDS!! FRESH AND FLAVOUR PACKED!!!!!! |
| 13th December 2004 - 06:38:53 PM |
| 11654 : Ugoff |
| Please, I am Ugoff |
| 13th December 2004 - 08:54:13 PM |
| 11655 : Darth Vader |
| You are a weak minded fool. |
| 13th December 2004 - 09:06:02 PM |
| 11656 : Princess Peussie |
| Poor Cecilia, she is a loser...and never welcomed at the Royal Palace, but folks, IT WAS I who opened your eyes to that Pastor Jim website, and NO, it is for real, or as real as his shit can be! Just keep writing him and letting him know, like Dustin, that he's a fag and that is fine as long as everyone here at the RoyalCourt can fuck his butt until his brains drip outta his nose. |
| 13th December 2004 - 09:18:14 PM |
| 11657 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| What's the big deal with Pastor Jim? Hey, I fucked him last sunday after that prissy church service he delivered. He tries to tell people he's not gay "I have a wife and two kids"...and HEY, Pastor, I've fucked more gay husbands than you have! Oh well, I've added on MORE RUBBERS to my Santa wish list, because the Pastor still doesn't like me pissing up his ass after I fill him with jizz. OY and OY again!!!!! |
| 14th December 2004 - 12:16:20 PM |
| 11658 : Mr.Belding |
| Your career came to a screeching halt after saved by the bell. You played a loser on the show and u r 1 in real life. BTW, u r not a sex symbol. Kill urself |
| 14th December 2004 - 12:17:14 PM |
| 11659 : |
| Wesley Willis ruled the school. |
| 14th December 2004 - 12:40:54 PM |
| 11660 : Gay Zack |
| post 11649 is one of the hottest posts I've ever read. I think I will try that tonight when I go to my favorite truck stop. |
| 14th December 2004 - 08:05:51 PM |
| 11661 : Harry Fowerman |
| Johnlapse is a kikey fag; http://shop.relapse.com/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=1 he funded pastor jim during the late seventies. register his board and tell him how much a kikey fag he is. http://shop.relapse.com/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=1 |
| 15th December 2004 - 12:20:15 AM |
| 11662 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding asked you if you liked "stomp"? Remember when you said "yes" because you thought he was referring to "Stomp," the modern dance troupe that uses everyday objects in non-traditional ways as a dance routine? Remember when you eagerly replied "yes"? Remember when you showed up at Bayside that Friday evening and Belding took you into his office? Remember when he turned off the lights and you stumbled about? Remember when he punched you in the stomache and you fell over? Remember when he turned back on the lights and started jumped on your head and stomping on your neck? Remember when he said "now do you like 'stomp,' BITCH????" Remember when Mr. Belding then lit your pre-pubescient hairless balls on fire with the lighter he used to light his bong when he would smoke up at the school? Remember when you cired out in pain and were relieved when James 'the actor' showed up at Belding's office door? Remember when you thought that the pain was finally over? Remember when you realized that your evening of terror was just beginning when James 'the actor' and Mr. Belding pulled a train with you, took turns teabagging you, took tag-team dumps on you, and then dropped you off in the ghetto to fend for yourself? Mr. Belding really screwed you over that time! |
| 15th December 2004 - 01:00:40 AM |
| 11663 : james the actor |
| screech, lets have sex. i'll dress up as zack's dad and bring you home from bayside so we can have unprotected buttsex. |
| 15th December 2004 - 01:51:32 AM |
| 11664 : |
| hry |
| 15th December 2004 - 08:24:13 AM |
| 11665 : greasy-mullet mexican |
| screech, i want to pass you around the barrio down here in mexico. slater told me and my gay buddies about your tight teenage brown star. he also mentioned that a middle-aged principal had already broken you in and was whoring u out to the male superintendent. |
| 15th December 2004 - 02:08:15 PM |
| 11666 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin let's fuck! I know you read this guestbook and jerk off to it. Just wait until your trust the dust site is up. It will no doubt be full of spank material on a much higher level than this. I hope I will be able to send naked pictures of myself to you. I want to take one of my asshole, so you can spank it to it and try to shoot your cum onto it. |
| 15th December 2004 - 02:19:29 PM |
| 11667 : |
| saltythepocket@aol.com is the email/IM name for the band, possibly Screech - read some of this shit -fates end k1d (5:27:55 AM): happy new year, you fuck! fates end k1d (5:28:00 AM): happy new year, screech? fates end k1d (5:28:04 AM): screech?? fates end k1d (5:28:07 AM): hello? fates end k1d (5:28:10 AM): hello.....sreech?? fates end k1d (5:28:15 AM): hellllllllllloooooooooOooooooooOOoooooo? fates end k1d (5:28:21 AM): anybody there? fates end k1d (5:28:26 AM): hello!? fates end k1d (5:28:28 AM): yoohoooooOOooooo, screech???? fates end k1d (5:28:30 AM): hmm.... fates end k1d (5:28:33 AM): where at you!? Saltythepocket (5:28:35 AM): please stop Saltythepocket signed off at 5:28:37 AM. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Metallica479: fuck you SCREECH------->Saltythepocket: hmmm Saltythepocket: no MeTaLLiCa479: yeah MeTaLLiCa479: you are fucking cool man MeTaLLiCa479: your band rocks MeTaLLiCa479: seriously Saltythepocket: thanks Saltythepocket: are you bi polar? MeTaLLiCa479: no, i just say "fuck you" as hi MeTaLLiCa479: its cool MeTaLLiCa479: like your band, you guys are awesome MeTaLLiCa479: buty screech is a fucking homo MeTaLLiCa479: you should kick him out MeTaLLiCa479: and get hitler Saltythepocket: i bet you have alot of friends because of this lovely greeting MeTaLLiCa479: yeah man MeTaLLiCa479: we're freinds MeTaLLiCa479: me and you and screech MeTaLLiCa479: so happy together Saltythepocket: not likely Saltythepocket: i find you to be somewhat of an ass MeTaLLiCa479: yeah man MeTaLLiCa479: i like robots Saltythepocket: im happy for you MeTaLLiCa479: i built one to pull down girl's pants MeTaLLiCa479: it's rad Saltythepocket: rad? MeTaLLiCa479: we can put it on saved by the bell MeTaLLiCa479: slater would dig that shit MeTaLLiCa479: is he in the band too MeTaLLiCa479: yeah man MeTaLLiCa479: your band is fucking great MeTaLLiCa479: are you touring? Saltythepocket: i think this conversation is over MeTaLLiCa479: are you? Saltythepocket: you have been more than disrespectful MeTaLLiCa479: have i? MeTaLLiCa479: look man, i need a freind Saltythepocket: indeed Saltythepocket: and spelling lessons MeTaLLiCa479: i before e except c or your fucking gay band MeTaLLiCa479: you guiysd suck MeTaLLiCa479: i was just schmoozing you Saltythepocket: as i expected... bipolar MeTaLLiCa479: but you and your gay band are fucking shitty and should be wiped out Saltythepocket: ok Saltythepocket: thanks MeTaLLiCa479: break up Saltythepocket: bye MeTaLLiCa479: i'm bi polar, and you are bi MeTaLLiCa479: does your girlfreind know about you and screech MeTaLLiCa479: fucking MeTaLLiCa479: with mr. belding MeTaLLiCa479: threesome MeTaLLiCa479: wit belding MeTaLLiCa479: rad MeTaLLiCa479: you area ghoul, sir MeTaLLiCa479: you fucking mermaid MeTaLLiCa479: bitch Saltythepocket signed off at 4:24:16 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: fag SCREECH------>Saltythepocket: gee thanks Saltythepocket: i waited all day for that cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: good Saltythepocket: do you know who i am? Saltythepocket: i think you have me confused with someone cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: you're screech Saltythepocket: uh sorry...no cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: you know screech then Saltythepocket: this is a band account Saltythepocket: and he doesnt use this screen name Saltythepocket: i do Saltythepocket: he is my bass player cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: yeah well tell him i said sup screech Saltythepocket: how about fuck you and get a life Saltythepocket: asshole cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: wow that's pretty hostile Saltythepocket: learn how to talk to people nicely Saltythepocket: see Saltythepocket: how do you like it? cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: well that last sentence wasn't very nice Saltythepocket: fag cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: wow Saltythepocket: i dont give a shit cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: again with the hurtness Saltythepocket: you are an asshole cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: oh my god Saltythepocket: bye cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: my feelings are crushed cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: AAHhhhhhhhhhhhhh my goddamn heart!! cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: fag Saltythepocket signed off at 12:43:16 AM. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROBO FOX--->Draco114: hi SCREECH ---> Saltythepocket: hi Draco114: is this "the" dustin diamond Saltythepocket: sorry...dustin is in NY Draco114: who is this? Saltythepocket: drummer Saltythepocket: evan Saltythepocket: and you are? Draco114: what is dustin's screen name? Saltythepocket: you really think i am going to give it to you? Draco114: why not man, im a fan of the band Draco114: you guys friggin rule Saltythepocket: thank you Saltythepocket: but thats private info Saltythepocket: i am certain you understand Draco114: no way man, he wont mind Saltythepocket: ok...here it is Saltythepocket: but dont tell anyone Draco114: k Saltythepocket: iamajackass.com Draco114: thats his screename? Draco114: cant have periods in a screen name dude Saltythepocket: got to go Draco114: bye Draco114: hey i thought you were leavin man Draco114: whats the deal with your bands name though Draco114: i mean you guys throw down, but your name is a lil gay i think Saltythepocket: im busy dude Draco114: did i say gay? Saltythepocket: i think you did Draco114: yes i did Draco114: and i meant it too Draco114: gay as hell Draco114: mind if i through a few suggestions? Saltythepocket: yes Draco114: k cool Draco114: maybe something like Draco114: Screech The Pocket Saltythepocket: yes i mind Draco114: or Draco114: Saved by the Salty Draco114: or Saltythepocket: you are dumb arent you? Draco114: Slater is the only person from saved by the bell with any chance at a real career Draco114: that last one is good Draco114: dumb enough to know how to speak the english language correctly, (arent you) Draco114: thats like ...dumb are not you Draco114: not even close dude Draco114: thats gay as hell Saltythepocket signed off at 9:43PM. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saltythepocket: we are in a band together artificialZine: really Saltythepocket: i dont work for him, no artificialZine: is he a cool guy to hang out with artificialZine: or is he in the band just to get some extra kids out to your shows Saltythepocket: hes a funny guy Saltythepocket: whos this? Saltythepocket: and how did you hear about the band? artificialZine: just a random kid who saw your mp3.com site artificialZine: from vh1 i think Saltythepocket: hi random kid artificialZine: is this jack Saltythepocket: no Saltythepocket: how do you know jack? artificialZine: i think one of my friends talked to him online before artificialZine: so are you in this for fun to make it big or both Saltythepocket: where do you live? artificialZine: jersey Saltythepocket: im in it for the chicks Saltythepocket: jersey is a shit hole artificialZine: has it worked Saltythepocket: yea..i have 2 naked chicks in my room right now artificialZine: nah, im from SOUTH jersey, its nice down here artificialZine: liar Saltythepocket: its all the same smelly hole...when i lives in NY i could smell it from there Saltythepocket: jersey is a dump artificialZine: have you ever even seen two chicks naked at the same time? Saltythepocket: if you were smart you would move out Saltythepocket: ive seen 4 artificialZine: yeah, but strip clubs dont count man Saltythepocket: sorry pal...i live a good life Saltythepocket: i dont need strip clubs artificialZine: sure... Saltythepocket signed off at 10:20PM. |
| 15th December 2004 - 02:46:20 PM |
| 11668 : |
| after reading more it seems Evan uses saltythepocket@aol.com - but he has access to Dustin, I wonder if he still uses it cause I want to send him some queer emails to forward onto Dustin |
| 15th December 2004 - 05:32:28 PM |
| 11669 : |
| ZOIKS! I'm downloading AIM right now just so I can get gay with Dustin and his faggy bandmates |