15th December 2004 - 05:35:24 PM |
11670 : Poojastah Oceanliner |
Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding asked you if you liked "stomp"? Remember when you said "yes" because you thought he was referring to "Stomp," the modern dance troupe that uses everyday objects in non-traditional ways as a dance routine? Remember when you eagerly replied "yes"? Remember when you showed up at Bayside that Friday evening and Belding took you into his office? Remember when he turned off the lights and you stumbled about? Remember when he punched you in the stomache and you fell over? Remember when he turned back on the lights and started jumped on your head and stomping on your neck? Remember when he said "now do you like 'stomp,' BITCH????" Remember when Mr. Belding then lit your pre-pubescient hairless balls on fire with the lighter he used to light his bong when he would smoke up at the school? Remember when you cired out in pain and were relieved when James 'the actor' showed up at Belding's office door? Remember when you thought that the pain was finally over? Remember when you realized that your evening of terror was just beginning when James 'the actor' and Mr. Belding pulled a train with you, took turns teabagging you, took tag-team dumps on you, and then dropped you off in the ghetto to fend for yourself? Mr. Belding really screwed you over that time! 14th December 2004 - 09:05:51 PM 11661 : Harry Fowerman Johnlapse is a kikey fag; http://shop.relapse.com/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=1 he funded pastor jim during the late seventies. register his board and tell him how much a kikey fag he is. http://shop.relapse.com/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=1 |
15th December 2004 - 06:05:43 PM |
11671 : Sweet Molasses |
Hey Dusty, it's me. Remember? The hot, studly negro stripper you picked up a few nights back at the Blue Oyster bar? Remember how we went to the VIP lounge and you got spit-roasted by me and my buddy Raoul? No? Oh well. I was really hoping you'd call me sometime, we had a lot of fun that night! Anyway, I just wanted to get in touch to let you know that Raoul's test results came back negative. Isn't that a relief! I know you were so worried after you swallowed 3 consecutive loads of his jizz, and then let him piss and shit all over you. Anyway, stop by again sometime, me and Raoul are looking forward to pulling another train with you! TOOT TOOOT!!! |
15th December 2004 - 11:51:34 PM |
11672 : Queer Diamond Fan |
Screech, did you ever engage in a pissing contest at Bayside? Did it involve you lying on the floor of the teachers' lounge while Mr. Tuttle and Mr. Belding pissed all over your sexy jewish afro? |
16th December 2004 - 01:24:05 AM |
11673 : Ass clown |
message 1167, is the bald guy in this picture Evan Stone? http://www.vicfirth.com/news/NAMM2004/023.jpg I do not believe for one second that he has ever been in the same room as four naked women, and certainly not four hot naked women. Check out his little beard. It remind's me of Diamond's neatly trimmed beard. Here's one of the sexies pictures of the Double Ditty that I have ever seen, http://www.savedbythebellnow.com/media/photogalleries/dustindiamond/hollywoodsquares/001.jpg I personally would enjoy it if he would make this face while lying on his back, thus giving me a target to shit in. |
16th December 2004 - 01:42:35 AM |
11674 : |
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16th December 2004 - 02:28:25 AM |
11675 : alexandra |
what does your dogs name? |
16th December 2004 - 03:13:45 AM |
11676 : JADE DA BEST |
HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKS U R HOMO FAGGOTS |
16th December 2004 - 07:18:42 AM |
11677 : Lance Ramrod |
Ass Clown, you're right, that is one sexy picture of the Double Dog. He looks like some kind of blow-up sex toy. As for Evan Stone, he is a ugly, mutant, hillbilly chode-chomper, but I'd still give him one. Have a look waaaay back at message 164. That's good comedy! |
16th December 2004 - 09:20:02 AM |
11678 : Denovitz |
This message is for Chris "Racist" Bailey. What are you going to do when the Jews inherit the Earth? I'll tell you what you'll be doing...washing MY car and shining MY shoes. That is, if you're not already dead and roasting in hell. Jews rule! |
16th December 2004 - 10:16:53 AM |
11679 : Movie Trivia Buff |
Dustin, is it true that you and Evan Stone had a brief cameo in the orgy scene in the 1999 gay porn Roman epic 'He Came, He Saw, He Came Some More'? Is it also true that STPK's lead singer had a small part as 'Queer Cop #4' in the 1998 gay porno 'Cum Spelunkers'? |
16th December 2004 - 01:04:48 PM |
11680 : Dickhead |
164 : Salty the Pocketknife To whom it may concern, My name is Evan Stone and I am a member of the band Salty the Pocketknife. This band includes Dustin Diamond which makes his business my business. We have dealt with your kind before and have had success with eliminating immoral and unlawful individuals such as yourself. I have informed our lawyer to begin the litigation process in a formal lawsuit against you for impersonation and slander. You have 48 hours to comply by removing this site from the internet or you will be under investigation and served a notice to appear in court. Thank you, Evan Stone |
16th December 2004 - 01:21:03 PM |
11681 : |
go queer this guestbook up now - It's the record label that put out salty the pocketknife http://www.sonancerecords.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=9&sid=b2e7a0c0d5bf127f23e6eaa8f891a5cf |
16th December 2004 - 01:58:22 PM |
11682 : Rocco |
If that is a real pic of Evan Stone then I know him. He goes by the nickname the steamer because he loves it when men take hugh shits on his chest! I recognize the bald head that has many time been beneath my ass giving me rim jobs. One time I greased up his head and he ran at me and proceeded to stick his head up my ass. Instead of fisting we called it heading. It was fucking orgazmic but part of my colon fell out so I don't do it too often. Anyone else seen The Steamer? Rocco |
16th December 2004 - 02:15:53 PM |
11683 : Evan Stone |
Hey fans, its musician and star of hardcore gay porn, Evan Stone. I'm exhausted. I just finished a double anal-gang bang-bukakke scene with twenty studs with Down Syndrome. Dudes with Down Syndrome blow massive wads, so I'm completely encrusted with retard juice. Pretty hot. Dustin is in NY talking with some producers about a sitcom in which he plays sort of a gay Seinfeld character. Instead of eating cereal and going to the diner he eats homeless men's asses and hangs around the East Village. Who ARE these people? LOL! Also, look for Dustin in "Extreme Jewish Anal Penetrations #26," in which he sits on a traffic cone and slides all the way down. Evan |
16th December 2004 - 02:27:59 PM |
11684 : Gay Zack |
I too believe that I have had an Evan experience - I once shoved drum sticks up his ass. I was dressed like Screech and he kept telling me to pretend like I was playing the bass while he pretended to play the drums, than he'd say do a bass solo. Than he'd come over and ravage my body. Also Dustin sitcom sounds really hot, and I'm really looking forward to "Extreme Jewish Anal Penetration #26" - (by looking forward I mean that I have wood and I'm stroking it) |
16th December 2004 - 02:45:21 PM |
11685 : Alf |
Hey, guys. I'm really hungry for some man-chiladas and pooter meat. I haven't done a film in months, not since "Anus of an Alien" co-starring Mario Lopez as the alien. If anybody knows a good truck stop to meet fat, hairy, John Belushi-type queers, please let me know. I've gotten gay with every bum at the soup kitchen and frankly, I'm tired of having to peel thick layers of crust out of dude's ass cracks before I can munch their pooters. Contact me. Alf. |
16th December 2004 - 03:00:07 PM |
11686 : |
I want to eat out your Melmac ass Alf. Has any of the bums ever tried to wipe their asses with your fur. I've seen pictures with you with your cock out, and it looks really good. Let's meet up and fuck than you can eat a cat out of my ass. |
16th December 2004 - 04:57:04 PM |
11687 : Evan Stone |
OK, so I was just kidding around and Dustin. He's really the worst of th worst. And by the way did you hear about jesus being kidnapped? yeh, it happened in PA just yesterday and is weird. Think Dustin wanted to fuck him or something like this. My lawyer says "Hey, a good asshole you can penetrate is THE BEST". here's the story:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Police in the Montgomery County borough of Lansdale have issued an all-points bulletin for the whereabouts of Jesus. Police say members of the community are outraged that someone would tamper with their town's holiday nativity display. It has many calling for tighter security at a local park and stronger penalities for those tampering with town property. A statue of the baby Jesus was been stolen from the borough's official nativity scene, which has been set up annually since World War II in the community's Memorial Park along Main Street. Witnesses report that Jesus was still present at the nativity scene as of last Saturday afternoon. Anyone knowing anything about the theft or the whereabout of Jesus is asked to call the Lansdale Police Department at 215-368-1801. In the meantime, an area resident has contributed a doll to serve as a replacement in the creche. |
16th December 2004 - 06:07:23 PM |
11688 : XxjaNNaxX |
HEY SUP?? |
16th December 2004 - 06:51:18 PM |
11689 : XxjaNNaxX |
Dustin, I insist that we hook up for squidgy man-love. But make sure to bring some KY cos I'm all out. |