26th January 2005 - 11:15:25 AM |
12125 : Chris |
WHAT I REALLY MEANT TO SAY IS THAT I WANT GAY ANAL SEX FROM EVERY DUDE HERE, EMAIL ME SOME GAY PORN AND WRITE DIRTY TO ME AND WE'LL FIND A PLACE TO FUCK IN THE ASS. |
26th January 2005 - 11:21:53 AM |
12126 : Chris |
U PPL BETTER EMAIL ME SOME HOT SEXY MAN PORN AND WRITE ABOUT HOW U WANT ME TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND SHIT ON U WHILE YOU LICK MY TAINT AND NIBBLE MY NUT SACK! |
26th January 2005 - 11:30:45 AM |
12127 : Chris |
MY UNCLE CARL USED TO MOLEST ME WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY. I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TOUCH ME THE WAY MY HOT UNCLE CARL USED TO. I KNOW HOW TO TOSS SALAD AND DANCE AROUND IN MY UNDEROOS. PLZ PPL I'M BEGGING. |
26th January 2005 - 11:45:28 AM |
12128 : j-izzle |
this is craz-y |
26th January 2005 - 01:34:37 PM |
12129 : |
shoot my head off fuck fags shit burn with propane |
26th January 2005 - 05:30:20 PM |
12130 : HOTTBOSCO |
why dont we just talk about farts and enemas and pee pee that is more better that gay shit. that what i think |
26th January 2005 - 05:44:14 PM |
12131 : HOTTBOSCO |
MY SUGGESTION IS THAT WE START DOING SOME LIMERICKS FUCKERS OK!!! HERE GOES......TWEETELTEE DEE TWEETELDEE DUMM ..KISS MY ASS THEN FUCK MY BUMM! |
26th January 2005 - 05:48:56 PM |
12132 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond |
HEY STUDS!!! It's me, the REAL Dusty, reporting in to let you all know once and for all that yes, the rumors are true, I am full-blown 110% Libearce GAY. As gay as a tangerine. As queer as a bill. More homo than Elton John, in a bright pink sailor suit, having sex both members of Erasure simultaneously whilst singing a selection of Doris Day songs. SUPER-FUCKING-QUEER. Oh my!! Anyway, my current squeeze is none other than alternative rock drumming sensation and international sex icon EVAN STONE. Yep, he and I have been at it tooth and nail ever since the Salty days. I just wanted to let you all know that we are going to be on the cover of next month's OUT magazine (a tasteful picture of us with our hands down each other's pants accompanied by the headline 'RIM GOBLINS!'), so make sure you all check it out! Ta for now!!! - The D-Dizzle |
27th January 2005 - 01:48:29 AM |
12133 : |
shoot him |
27th January 2005 - 02:32:00 AM |
12134 : |
gay are human extra not |
27th January 2005 - 12:23:24 PM |
12135 : |
I always figured you had a thing going on with Evan, that's why he was always so hostile on the salty website - we were trying to get in his kool aid, and we still are - you hear that Evan. I got to know, does Evan shove drum sticks up your ass while you shove bass strings down his pee hole and pull them out real quick. I can't wait for that issue of Out - I'll be spanking to it. |
27th January 2005 - 05:01:10 PM |
12136 : |
i need to be gang anal raped by some guys wearing Screech costumes screaming Zoinks each time they penetrate by anus. |
27th January 2005 - 06:20:05 PM |
12137 : Steven Christopher Dobbs |
I',m 27 well built and hung and I'm bysexual |
27th January 2005 - 07:52:57 PM |
12138 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond |
12135: that's right, big stuff - it's me and Evan all the way. Plus, when I put my bass strings down his chinese eye he really likes it if I connect them to an electric current. It gives him a real thrill. Yes, many's the time I've made diarrhoea shoot out of his asshole using only a small electric charge. Oh God, I'm so GAY!!! Someone rape me up the a-hole ASAP. ZOIKS!!! I'M GONNA CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM |
27th January 2005 - 07:54:00 PM |
12139 : Max |
My mother won't tell me what schmuck means. What does it mean? |
28th January 2005 - 02:02:42 AM |
12140 : |
you |
28th January 2005 - 10:24:55 AM |
12141 : pud |
Anal? |
28th January 2005 - 10:30:07 AM |
12142 : pud |
Anal? |
28th January 2005 - 01:53:16 PM |
12143 : HOTTBOSCO |
On Viagra was old man Muldoon, When he went on his third honeymoon. Morning coffee was brewin', When he started in screwin', And he finished at twelve o'clock noon. |