| 15th March 2005 - 12:57:21 AM |
| 12746 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where the air conditioning at Bayside broke and the school got really hot? Remember when you were sweating profusely and the huge pubic afro on your head started dripping sweat all over the place? Remember when you complained to Mr. Tuttle that you were too hot, and he told you to 'SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!" Remember when you were very frightened by Mr. Tuttle's outburst and started crying like a little bitch? Remember when everyone in class started laughing at you and you sprinted out of the classroom with your boney little arms flailing every which way like a huge queer? Remember when you ran to Mr. Belding's office and he said he'd cool you down? Remember when he pointed at your shirt and asked "what's that?" Remember when you looked down and Belding hit you square in the jaw, knocking you out? Remember when you came too and discovered that you were completely naked, your hands and legs were duct taped, and Slater was buttslamming you against your will? Remember when Slater pulled out and unloaded his HIV+ sperm in your mouth? Remember when Belding asked if that helped cool you off and you started crying? Remember when Belding said "I'll give you something to cry about" as he and Slater picked you up and fired you into a port-a-potty by the football field? Remember when they managed to stuff your tiny body into the blue water below the toilet seat? Remember when Slater took a shit on you while Belding pissed on your 'fro? Remember when you were stuck in there with rancid feces and urine for 2 weeks, until the next home football game? That's what you get for bitching about being too hot! You sure had egg on your face that time! |
| 15th March 2005 - 01:28:51 AM |
| 12747 : |
| who farted????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
| 15th March 2005 - 02:30:03 AM |
| 12748 : |
| sees |
| 15th March 2005 - 07:51:26 AM |
| 12749 : hot midget |
| Dustin you fuck head piece of shit.. U gave me genital warts and now i cant fuck for three weeks or until i get my topical ointment for my testicals and penis.... any ways i just wanted to let you know that ur soft innocent skin felt so good on top of my 4 ft body and every time i watched you do cartwheels in my living room i litterally ejaculated.. I wish i had a tape of that nite it was some good fuckin well any ways my fuck stick i just wanted to let you know i expect you to may for my medication and i know that ur working at wall mart now but you can still aford it any ways your hot midget 4 ever... |
| 15th March 2005 - 08:53:18 AM |
| 12750 : gay belding |
| Ox, did screech's jew-fro soak up the piss in the port-a-potty? |
| 15th March 2005 - 12:48:32 PM |
| 12751 : Rocco |
| Ox, I fucking love those stories. Keep em cumming! I jacked off 5 times to your latest one! That was definitely a good episode. ROCCO |
| 15th March 2005 - 02:20:05 PM |
| 12752 : elian gonzalez |
| diamond, I thought I'd just drop in to say that in my country i am growing up jacking off to the saved by the bell every saturday morning. Oh how dearly I would love to huff your 3" man-stick and have you frost my face with your delicious load. I would then like you to give me an enema so that I could blast watery, sweetcorn-kernal-infested diarrhea all over your skinny face. I will make sure to eat lots of curry and tacos beforehand so that it is extra-spicy. Then if you were ready for another go i would glady admit your throbbing man-wand into my dripping anal cavity. |
| 15th March 2005 - 03:15:34 PM |
| 12753 : pantleg |
| Ashton Kutcher is a dork. He reminds me of this idiot I knew in highschool. If you told Ashton it was cool to be gay, he'd be gay |
| 15th March 2005 - 03:47:32 PM |
| 12754 : deuce dumper |
| Hey queers, I'm really into scat play, I love to have another man shit on my chest while he jerks me off. I'm looking for someone to dress up as Mr. Diamond and take a healthy shit on my chest. To hook up email me at editor@guitarworld.com |
| 15th March 2005 - 04:18:52 PM |
| 12755 : Spermzilla |
| Deuce, your post really turned me on, I want to meet up with you in a restroom and drop a nice meaty log on your chest, then I would put your legs behind your head and fuck you in the ass while jerking you off, then once we'd both frosted my shit with our man-milk I'd make you eat it. |
| 15th March 2005 - 04:26:49 PM |
| 12756 : deuce dumper |
| that sounds really hot Spermzilla, I look forward to it - make sure you eat plenty of Taco Bell so you get some steamy diarrhea - I love pieces of bean in diarrhea shit splatting on my face. |
| 15th March 2005 - 04:27:30 PM |
| 12757 : Mario Lopez |
| OK so dis one time I wuz fockin Mark-Paul een de ass and when I about to cum I sez "I'm'a give you a Mehican Avalanche, beetch" and den I bust a nut in his hair and donkey-punch heem down a flight of stairs, coz das whadda Mehican Avalanche is, you deeg ese? Anyway he sure was peest at me but he forgive me when I go down de stairs and take a sheet in his mouth |
| 15th March 2005 - 05:51:02 PM |
| 12758 : Chachi |
| fuck da police |
| 16th March 2005 - 12:11:36 AM |
| 12759 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode from Good Morning Miss Bliss where you were first given the nickname 'Screech'? Remember how it all started in gym class one day where you were changing at the end of class? Remember when you really had to go to the bathroom, so you went to the bathroom stall and dropped a huge load of crap? Remember how this took several minutes, and by the time you had wiped and were done, you were the only one left in the locker room? Remember when somebody suddenly switched off the lights and you fumbled around in the dark? Remember when you heard footsteps and what sounded like a mop being pushed around on the floor? Remember when the lights came back on and you were startled to see Mr. Belding and Milo, the black janitor, right in front of you? Remember how relieved you were to see these guys? Remember how the relief quickly changed to terror when Milo struck you in the face with the end of the mop? Remember when you fell over and bled on the floor? Remember when Belding yanked off your shorts and Mikey, your Italian mullet-headed classmate, jumped out from behind a locker and you saw that he was naked? Remember when oil from his greasy Italian hair kept dripping all over the place? Remember when Mikey kicked you in the back and then gave you a thorough anal pounding? Remember when he pulled out and blew his wad in your curly afro? Remember when Belding and Milo did the same? Remember when you started screaming in pain and Mikey pulled out a cassette recorder and recorded your screams so he could jerk off to them later? Remember when he played it over the Intercom one day and everyone heard you screeching in pain from the unprotected buttsex? Remember when from that day forward, everyone started calling you 'Screech' and would tell you that you were a huge faggot? You really got screwed over that time! |
| 16th March 2005 - 01:31:56 AM |
| 12760 : billy elliot |
| i loved you on sbtb. you have such a professional website. you are putting your residuals to good use. |
| 16th March 2005 - 01:40:55 AM |
| 12761 : |
| i'm gonna srop stink nuggets in your mouth |
| 16th March 2005 - 02:36:37 AM |
| 12762 : ahmad |
| i love moves sex i love women 15 yeres |
| 16th March 2005 - 08:43:57 AM |
| 12763 : ox clone |
| screech, remember when you were a washed up child star who had played a nerd character on a Saturday morning high school sitcom? Remember when your character graduated from the high school, but you came back a year later to play the principal's retarded assistant? Remember you played the retarded assitant until the series ran out? Remember when several years later you tried to simultaneously become a standup commedian and a bass player in a band? Remember when you grew a goatee that was unevenly cut, and everyone thought it was part of your comedy act (but it really wasn't)? Remember when Max Goldberg created www.dustindiamond.com to poke fun at you and many of the people who were annoyed by you when you were on your sitcom years earlier posted gay stories about you? Remember when you sought to acquire possession of dustindiamond.com through binding arbitration? Remember when you lost the arbitration? You really got fucked that time!!!!!!! |
| 16th March 2005 - 09:54:31 AM |
| 12764 : Mario Lopez |
| Hokay so dis udder time Meestar Beldeeng call me into his office and he all like 'you been a bad boy Slater' and then he pull out my wrestling thong and point to an enormous skidmark on it. So then he all like sniffin at it and shit and he say 'I gonna have to punish you, beetch' and he bend me over his desk and pull down my pants. Then he start fockin me, mang. He fock me for a few minutes and den when he cum he make dis real loud noise like 'UNNNNNNNGHGHHGHHH-EUUUUUUUURRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!' and I start peesin myself laughin cuz it fockin fonny, mang. You shoulda heard heem, he sound like a cheecken gettin focked up de ass by a walrus. He fuck good though, daym. |
| 16th March 2005 - 07:22:15 PM |
| 12765 : |
| ox clone has a point. mario lopez is a dirty fucking spic, though. i saw a gay kid with a picture of mario lopez on his backpack. that was fucking creepy. |