| 22nd March 2005 - 12:10:58 AM |
| 12827 : |
| i want to fart in your mouth |
| 22nd March 2005 - 02:40:53 AM |
| 12828 : John McJohnson |
| It has been nearly another week since I last sent a message from Dustin Diamond's colon requesting help. I will continue to send more messages as often as possible, although I fear that my time in here may become short lived, for I was attacked again the other day. Somebody slipped several M&Ms into Dustin's dumper with their thumb, and as I attempted to collect them, the large hairy 'something' from before (or another just like it) attacked me again and stole my M&Ms. I tried to get away but unfortunately, it sucker punched me violently in my lower gut, causing me to keel over and shit myself. The hairy creature then proceeded to eat out my ass, thoroughly licking my butt and anus clean, even going so far as to stick it's tongue up my colon and suck out any remaining fecal matter. At that point I passed out and do not know what happened next. However, I now have reason to believe that I may have been a victim of one of the fabled "rim goblins" that I have heard so much about. To answer a question brought on by another poster, I do not know who that one black penis belonged to, for there are many black penises which pop in and out of here very frequently, as well as several other penises of various colors. I have also realized that most, if not all, of the distant voices that I have heard here in Dustin's colon cavity are actually coming from the outside world. I came to this conclusion several days ago when I heard lots of loud drunken laughter and sleazy Spanish language coming from multiple sources around me, immediately followed by several dark, well tanned penises violently penetrating Dustin's anus. Judging by the amount of blood and torn anal tissue that swished around me as I bounced around Dustin's colon cavity during this very rough and violent ordeal, as well as taking into account the loud expletives that they hurled around during this time, I now have reason to believe that this was an actual rape that had occurred on Dustin Diamond's body. I should also add that after the violent ordeal, I saw another opportunity for freedom when I noticed Dustin's bloody anus hanging open like a well worn sock, but when I attempted to exit the gaping hole, I ran face first right into a fat blunt butt plug, forcing me back into Dustin's colon cavity again along with the swirls of blood and Hispanic semen, which smelled strongly of Taco Bell hot sauce, horribly burning my eyes and giving me a severe case of uncontrollable diarrhea which I am still recovering from. I can only hope and pray that I am rescued from this foul, smelly hellhole before I run into another hungry rim goblin again. Please send help. Sincerely, John McJohnson |
| 22nd March 2005 - 03:50:24 AM |
| 12829 : me |
| wow... all of a sudden this guestbook got really funny again! |
| 22nd March 2005 - 04:31:51 AM |
| 12830 : ann |
| This site is very extensive! Great work! Thanks |
| 22nd March 2005 - 07:36:28 AM |
| 12831 : Spamming cunt |
| My penis is very extensive! Gay work! Wanks |
| 22nd March 2005 - 08:20:41 AM |
| 12832 : Zack\'s dad |
| Screech, come sleep over at my house again. Remember when Zack had a sleepover last week and you got lost looking for the bathroom? Remember when you accidently walked into my room nad caught Mr. Belding and me making out? Remember when Mr. Belding yanked off his underwear and threw it in your face? Remember when you liked the skidmarks on his jockeys? Remember when Mr. Belding and I double teamed you? Remember when we were done with you and you wanted us to suck you off? Remember when we said no and threw you out in the rain? |
| 22nd March 2005 - 08:59:58 AM |
| 12833 : HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS |
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| 22nd March 2005 - 11:25:46 AM |
| 12834 : Dustin Diamond |
| Matt (12820): I wanna party with you and your gay frat buddies! I'd love to chug on a few of your 'brewskies' - and by 'brewski' I of course mean 'hot cock'!! I'm flaming gay!!! |
| 22nd March 2005 - 12:02:20 PM |
| 12835 : Mario Lopez |
| Eyy, Dusty! I was thinkin - remember the time I invited you onto the SBTB set alone late at night because I knew you had the hots for me? Remember how I presented you with my proud Hispanic flesh-saber and you started gobbling on it like there was no tomorrow? Remember how after that you started to do me in the ass, and I asked you to talk dirty, so you called me a 'filthy fucking immigrant spic' and then ejaculated on my mullet? Remember how I then took a shit in your mouth? Remember how, after that, you realised that the cameras were on? Remember how it turned out that I had somehow organised a live broadcast from the set to every TV channel in the world? Remember how I'd positioned the cameras so that my face couldn't be seen but yours was in full view? Remember how, the following morning, every news channel and newspaper across the globe carried news of our tryst along with a picture of your 'Oh' face, and you never showed your face in public again? Hehehee, I sure zinged you good that time, huh buddy?? |
| 22nd March 2005 - 01:44:48 PM |
| 12836 : lovethenut |
| If you're travelling through Elko County, NV and you're balls need drained real bad, email me. I specialize in blow and go. Nobody will know. cya |
| 22nd March 2005 - 02:36:24 PM |
| 12837 : jeb |
| Just found your site, WOW, very pleased I found this site. |
| 22nd March 2005 - 03:51:48 PM |
| 12838 : |
| dustin diamond uses his immense power and influence in order to lure young boys into his trailer and fuck them in the ass. then he licks the shit out of thier freshley fucked assholes and drinks the blood and piss out of there dicks |
| 22nd March 2005 - 06:11:45 PM |
| 12839 : algo |
| HI DE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO campers :S |
| 22nd March 2005 - 09:27:44 PM |
| 12840 : Remember when... |
| 21st March 2005 - 09:41:08 AM 12815 : Remember when... Screech, remember when your asshole used to not hang open like a wizard's sleeve? 20th March 2005 - 09:31:56 PM 12811 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding's brother Rod was a substitute teacher at Bayside? Remember how he dressed like a burnout with long blonde hair, which resembled singer Michael's Bolton's 'do of the early 90s? Remember how everyone though he was a really hip dude, way cooler than his straight-laced principal brother? Remember when Mr. Belding introduced Rod to the class? Remember when, being the retarded queer that you are, you said "Two Belding's in one building, one of whom is balding!" Remember when you also said you were shocked that Rod was Principal Belding's brother because he had much more hair? Remember when you then remarked that Principal Belding had a much bigger forehead than Rod? Remember how incensed Mr. Belding became? Remember when his face turned bright red and he walked out in a huff? Remember when class ended and you walked over to the locker room to get ready for gym class? Rememeber when you opened the door and Mr. Belding jumped out from behind the door? Remember when he said "I'm gonna get you, FAGGOT!!!" Remember when he slugged you in the gut with a field hockey stick, breaking two of your ribs, and knocking you down on the floor? Remember when Slater came running at you and kicking you in the head, knocking out your front teeth? Remember how he was dressed as his pet lizard, Artie, which he would frequently dress as because he derived great homosexual pleasure by dressing up as animals? Remember when Zack came crashing throught the door and you thought he was going to save you? Remember when instead of saving you, he kicked you in the head, dropped trow and pissed on your face? Remember when Mr. Belding yanked off your pants and said "you've been a bad boy. Now you're gonna pay!!!" Remember when he had unprotected buttsex with you while Slater unleashed an HIV+ pile of shit on your head? Remember when Rod walked in and said "Richard, cut it out! I want to get some!" Remember when Rod dropped trow and teabagged you while Zack continued washing away your tears with a golden shower? Remember when you contracted 'the clap' and AIDS from this unprovoked homosexual attack? The Beldings really got you good that time! Thumbs up to Rocco and Dner for their recent 'remember when' stories. 18th March 2005 - 04:20:38 PM 12787 : Dner Hey Dustin? Remember on E! True Hollywood Story: Saved by the Bell, how the interviewer made you cry like a stupid fucking jew when he mentioned the time you were raped during the filming of Saved by the Bell Hawaiian Style? Remember how he mentioned how you went into a Denny's bathroom? Remember how a man came out of the bathroom stall next to you and approched you? Remember how you felt "nervous" and "uneasy" when he stood behind you looking over your shoulder watching you piss out of your tiny cock? Remember how you said "excuse me?" to the man? Remember how you grabbed you by your greasy jew fro and smashed your face into the urinal? Remember how you fell on the floor crying like a bitch still pissing? Remember how you felt when you were covered in your own piss and blood? Remember how you felt when you saw that it was actually Dennis Haskins that had did this too you? Remember how he whistled for Mario Lopez to come out of the other stall? Remember how Dennis Haskins stepped on your face so Mario Lopez could jerk off his spicy latin cock to the sound of you screaming? Remember how he unloaded his cum in your bleeding head wound? Remember how Dennis yelled "my turn!" and pulled his pants down and jammed his unlubed cock in your ass? Remember how you bled as he pumped your ass with his massive principal cock? Remember how you screamed in pain and Mario Lopez kicked your teeth out and yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID JEW! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Remember how Mario then fucked your toothless bleeding mouth while Dennis was still getting it on with your now torn asshole? Remember how Dennis pulled your arms back really hard and it made you scream while he shot his load in your bleeding ass? Remember how he said "how's a little HIV juice for you Screech?" Remember how he pulled out and squated over you? Remember how Dennis then sprayed his shit all over you? Remember how Mario came in your mouth and you gagged on his cum and threw up on the floor? Remember how Mario rubbed your face in the vomit? Remember how he turned you over on your back and shat on your face? Remember how he rubbed the shit in your hair and face and kick you in the mouth again? Remember how Dennis said "I'm sorry, let me clean you off?" Remember how Dennis Haskins then pissed all over you and Mario did the same? Remember how they kept kicking you in the head until you passed and then hog tied you with your own clothes? Remember how they then threw you in a bathroom stall naked and covered in their HIV infected bodily fluids and left you there for dead? Remember how you came too and saw Mark-Paul Gosselaar standing there? Remember how relieved you felt that he came to your rescue? Remember the horror you felt when whipped out his cock and finished you off? Remember how he carved his initials into your queer hairless boy chest so that you'd always be reminded of who did this too you? Remember how Dennis and Mario came from behind him with polaroid camera? Remember how they then carved their names in your chest? Remember how the then took a bunch of pictures of you laying there so they could jerk off to them later on? Remember how the only clear thought you had was how violated you felt? Remember how the feeling of violation made you erect and turned on? Remember how the then saw your tiny erect penis and then kicked you straight in the junk for being a jewish homo? Man, they really grilled you for the details in that interview!! 16th March 2005 - 09:43:57 AM 12763 : ox clone screech, remember when you were a washed up child star who had played a nerd character on a Saturday morning high school sitcom? Remember when your character graduated from the high school, but you came back a year later to play the principal's retarded assistant? Remember you played the retarded assitant until the series ran out? Remember when several years later you tried to simultaneously become a standup commedian and a bass player in a band? Remember when you grew a goatee that was unevenly cut, and everyone thought it was part of your comedy act (but it really wasn't)? Remember when Max Goldberg created www.dustindiamond.com to poke fun at you and many of the people who were annoyed by you when you were on your sitcom years earlier posted gay stories about you? Remember when you sought to acquire possession of dustindiamond.com through binding arbitration? Remember when you lost the arbitration? You really got fucked that time!!!!!!! 16th March 2005 - 01:11:36 AM 12759 : Ox Screech, remember that episode from Good Morning Miss Bliss where you were first given the nickname 'Screech'? Remember how it all started in gym class one day where you were changing at the end of class? Remember when you really had to go to the bathroom, so you went to the bathroom stall and dropped a huge load of crap? Remember how this took several minutes, and by the time you had wiped and were done, you were the only one left in the locker room? Remember when somebody suddenly switched off the lights and you fumbled around in the dark? Remember when you heard footsteps and what sounded like a mop being pushed around on the floor? Remember when the lights came back on and you were startled to see Mr. Belding and Milo, the black janitor, right in front of you? Remember how relieved you were to see these guys? Remember how the relief quickly changed to terror when Milo struck you in the face with the end of the mop? Remember when you fell over and bled on the floor? Remember when Belding yanked off your shorts and Mikey, your Italian mullet-headed classmate, jumped out from behind a locker and you saw that he was naked? Remember when oil from his greasy Italian hair kept dripping all over the place? Remember when Mikey kicked you in the back and then gave you a thorough anal pounding? Remember when he pulled out and blew his wad in your curly afro? Remember when Belding and Milo did the same? Remember when you started screaming in pain and Mikey pulled out a cassette recorder and recorded your screams so he could jerk off to them later? Remember when he played it over the Intercom one day and everyone heard you screeching in pain from the unprotected buttsex? Remember when from that day forward, everyone started calling you 'Screech' and would tell you that you were a huge faggot? You really got screwed over that time! 15th March 2005 - 01:57:21 AM 12746 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where the air conditioning at Bayside broke and the school got really hot? Remember when you were sweating profusely and the huge pubic afro on your head started dripping sweat all over the place? Remember when you complained to Mr. Tuttle that you were too hot, and he told you to 'SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!" Remember when you were very frightened by Mr. Tuttle's outburst and started crying like a little bitch? Remember when everyone in class started laughing at you and you sprinted out of the classroom with your boney little arms flailing every which way like a huge queer? Remember when you ran to Mr. Belding's office and he said he'd cool you down? Remember when he pointed at your shirt and asked "what's that?" Remember when you looked down and Belding hit you square in the jaw, knocking you out? Remember when you came too and discovered that you were completely naked, your hands and legs were duct taped, and Slater was buttslamming you against your will? Remember when Slater pulled out and unloaded his HIV+ sperm in your mouth? Remember when Belding asked if that helped cool you off and you started crying? Remember when Belding said "I'll give you something to cry about" as he and Slater picked you up and fired you into a port-a-potty by the football field? Remember when they managed to stuff your tiny body into the blue water below the toilet seat? Remember when Slater took a shit on you while Belding pissed on your 'fro? Remember when you were stuck in there with rancid feces and urine for 2 weeks, until the next home football game? That's what you get for bitching about being too hot! You sure had egg on your face that time! 09th March 2005 - 12:56:41 AM 12670 : Ox Screech, do you remember that episode where everyone in Mr. Tuttle's Social Studies class had to dress up in an ethnic costume? Remember how confused you were and you didn't know what to dress up as? Remember when you went into Mr. Belding's office to ask for his advice? Remember how embarassed he was when you opened the door to his office becasue he had just ripped a nasty fart. Remember when he told you he'd eaten burritoes for lunch and had been running to the bathroom every 10 minutes? Remember when you asked what you should dress as for Tuttle's social studies class? Remember when he suggested you go as an Indian? Remember when he suggested one of those slik shirts that Indians wear? Remember when you thanked him and got up to leave his office? Remember when he said "but Screech, you still need one of those dots for your forehead?" Remember how happy you were when he said he could give the dot? Remember how much less happy you were 3 minutes later when Mr. Belding threw you on the ground, gave you a sweaty pair of Arabian goggles, and his asshole left a dark 'shit dot' on your forehead? Remember when iy took a full three weeks for Belding's feces to finally fade from your head? Mr. Belding really got you good that time! 04th March 2005 - 08:48:01 PM 12615 : Mario Lopez Eyyy, Dusty! Remember the time you jizzed in my mexi-mullet whilst being fisted by Mark-Paul and having Dennis Haskins taking a nice meaty shit on your face? Remember how you went "ZOIKS!!! I'M GONNA CUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!" and unleashed several liters of man-milk into my hair? Remember how Mark-Paul pulled his fist out of your ass and you sprayed diarrhea all over his face? Gay? Farts? AIDS? Fisting? Blowjobs? Erect penises? Manginas? I'm flaming gay? Arabian goggles? Anal sex? Hahaha, we sure got you good that time, buddy! 04th March 2005 - 01:54:57 AM 12605 : Ox Screech, remember that episode when Zack had a crush on the hot brunette nurse? Remember how nervous Zack got around her and how he really wanted to ask her out? Remember how Salter competed with Zack to get her? Remember when you were sent to the nurse's office because the herpes Zack's dad had given you had flared up? Remember when you walked into nurse's office and saw Zack and Slater pulling a train with the nurse? Remember how horny you were and when Zack asked if you want some 'train action' yourself? Remember when you eagerly replied 'yes?' Remember when you dropped trow and pulled out your tiny penis? Remember when everyone laughed because you were hung like a three-month-old? Remember when you walked over to Zack and Slater and startled when Mr. Belding jumped out from behind a curtain? Remember when you asked why he was there and he said he also wanted some 'train action?' Remember when you told him he'd have to wait his turn because the nurse only had 3 holes? Remember when Mr. Belding said 'who cares about her? You've got 2 tight holes and that's all that Mr. Tuttle and I need, bitbh!" Remember when Mr. Tuttle jumped out of the closet and broke a yardstick over your head, knocking you out? Remember when you struggled to breath as you came to and realized that Mr. Belding was teabagging you while Mr. Tuttle pounded you from behind? Remember when Mr. Tuttle transmitted HIV to you during this unprovoked homosexual attack? The Bayside gang really got you good that time! 01st March 2005 - 06:50:09 PM 12563 : Mario Lopez Eyyy, Dusty! Remember the time when filming on that one episode wrapped, and Dennis Haskins took you, me and Mark-Paul to that local bar to celebrate? Remember how you were like 15 years old and had never touched alcohol? Remember how Haskins bought you a shot of gutrot whiskey, which you downed and almost instantly became drunk off your ass, because you were an enormous pussy? Remember how it transpired that the club was actually a gay biker's club? Remember how you spent the rest of the evening being gang-raped up against the pinball machine, first by me, Mark-Paul and Dennis, and then by every hairy, STD-ridden, biker fag in the place? Remember how you stumbled out onto the parking lot at 4am with a gaping, dripping, bloody cornshoot and passed out? Remember how you spent a fortnight in hospital recovering from the effects of alcohol poisoning and all the virulent STDs the bikers gave you? Hahahahaha, we sure got you good that tie, buddy! Hooo-hooo-hoooo!!!!! 01st March 2005 - 08:19:03 AM 12553 : Mario Lopez Eyyy, Dusty! I was just thinkin - remember when filming of SBTB season 1 wrapped, and after the wrap party me and Mark-Paul took you down to Tijuana to get you laid? Remember how, when we got there, we force-fed you an entire bottle of tequila? Remember how you got insanely drunk and told us you loved us, and you got your cock out, and we laughed at you cos your cock was so small? Remember how we then said we were gonna take you to a brothel to lose your cherry, but instead took you to a nearby gay bar, and you didn't notice cos you were too out of it? Remember how we payed the ugliest, scummiest, most STD-ridden queer we could find to take you to his room and buttfuck you until the early hours of the morning? Remember the next morning you had no memory of the night before, but you said you thought the chick you laid was pretty hot? Remember asking us if it was normal to have a gaping, bloody, herpes-sore-ridden anus the morning after sleeping with a girl, and we said yes? Great times, mang, great times! 01st March 2005 - 12:28:56 AM 12544 : Ox Screech, remember that episode when you were taking playing baseball at Bayside during gym class? Remember how Mr. Belding was the substitute gym teacher that day? Remember when you were at bat and Slater was on deck? Remember when Mr. Belding was the pitcher? Remember when you stood in the batter's box and got ready to hit? Remember when Mr. Belding threw an inside fastball and drilled you in the nuts? Remember when you doubled over in pain? Remember when Mr. Belding ran over and asked if your ass was bleeding? Remember when you said "no, just my nuts?" Remember when Mr. Belding said "well, your ass is going to be bleeding soon?" Remember when you had no idea what he was taking about? Remember when Slater dropped trow, rolled over your mangled body and teabagged you as you cried out in obvious pain? Remember when Zack pissed on your hairless chest as Slater unleashed a brown torrent of diarrhea all over your head? Remember when Mr. Belding said "hey, hey, hey, what is going on here???" as he tore off your underoos and bounced you up and down on his cock as if it was a jack hammer? Remember when he pulled out and squirted his load in your eye? Remember when he and Slater enjoyed their bliss for about 15 seconds until they picked up your mangled body and fired it into a dumpster. Slater still wistfully reminisces about that episode? You really got screwed over? 26th February 2005 - 05:24:09 PM 12519 : Rocco I just watched a christmas episode of sbtb where the gang runs into a homeless family at the mall. Screech and Zack run into the vagrant in the malls bathroom where screech is trying to dry his wet pants. Wet, because Zack had pissed on him a few minutes earlier. The bum was scrubbing his armpits in the sink and had an obvious erection as soon as he saw Screech! To brighten up the mood Zack told the bum he was going to give him an early christmas present and ran out of the bathroom locking the door behind him. The bum quickly dropped trow and jumped on Screech beating him unmercifully! He first used Screech's fro like a sponge to clean his ass with then he began pounding his ass finishing off with a nice donkey punch redering screech unconsious. To top off the Xmax spirit he crapped on his head then unlocked the door and went on his way. The rest of the gang entered the bathroom and laughed and sang Xmax songs while screech lay on floor moaning and bleeding with a big smelly shit dripping off him! 25th February 2005 - 06:04:30 PM 12504 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where you, Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding all watched "The Karate Kid" over at Mr. Tuttle's house after school one day? Remember how much you liked the movie because Daniel LaRusso, the star, was a nerdy kid like you? Remember how LaRusso got beat up all the time until he met Mr. Miyagi, a Japanese immigrant who taught him to defend himself with karate? Remember how he taught Daniel karate in unusal ways by making him paint his fence, wax his car, etc.? Remember how you wished you knew karate so that you'd be able to fight off all of the males bullies in your gym class who used to have unprotected buttsex with you (against your will) in the bathroom stall before class? Remember how after school a few days later you were walking home from Bayside when you bumped into a middle-aged Japanese man? Remember when you asked him if he knew karate, and he said that he did? Remember when you asked him if he would teach you the art, and he said he would if you did some chores for him? Remember when you said you understood and had seen all the unusual exercises Danny did in the movie and would do whatever he asked? Remember when he took you into an abandoned shed behind the local gas station, dropped trow, and told you to suck him off? Remember when he said that this exercise would teach you concentration, which is crucial in a fight? Remember when you continued to do this for the next two months until you finally realized that he was just a diseased Japanese bum who didn't even know karate? Remember when he gave you gonorrhea? You really got screwed over that time! 21st February 2005 - 10:48:53 PM 12443 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where you and the Bayside gang reported to the gym for flu shots? Remember how a couple of old nurses from a local clinic showed up to administer the shots? Remember when you got in line behind Zack and Slater? Remember when you got more and more scared as you waited your turn in line? Remember when you had a panic attack and started crying like a little bitch? Remember when Mr. Belding pulled you aside and took you into the gym teacher's office to catch your breath? Remember when you finally got your breathing under control and told Mr. Belding that you were ready for your flu shot? Remember when Mr. Belding said that the nurses had already left because they'd run out of shots? Remember how disappointed you became until Mr. Belding told you that he'd managed to save a shot for you? Remember when he asked if you were ready and you enthusiastically replied "yes!"??? Remember when Mr. Belding said "ok, here it is" as he stood up and dropped trow? Remember how confused you were, but Mr. Belding assured you that this was the proper way to dispense the vaccine? Remember how you stupidly believed him? Remember when he buttslammed you for the next 10 minutes while "administering the medicine" as he so eloquently put it? Remember when he finally finished and you limped back to class in obvious pain? Remember when you thought to yourself "man that was painful, but at least I'm vaccintated against the flu?" Remember how instead of getting the flu that winter, instead you contracted herpes from Mr. Belding? Remember when you found out that the herpres had cut short your life expectancy by about 15 years? Mr. Belding really got you good that time! 10th February 2005 - 12:22:58 AM 12296 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding butt-slammed you for the first time? Remember how he did this against your will and repeated this every single day for your last two years at Bayside? Remember how after a while you learned to enjoy the anal pounding and grew quite fond of Mr. Belding? Remember how Mr. Belding was always the pitcher and he would make you suck him off also? Remember when you asked if you could do him an the butt with your hairless genitals, and he bluntly refused? Remember when he said he had hemmoroids that would painfully flair up if you pounded him? Remember how you naively believed his b.s. story? Remember when during your last sememster at Bayside you noticed that his ass smelled like baked tortillas while you tossed his salad? Remember when you didn't think anything of it until that time after school when you walked into his office and saw Slater giving Mr. Belding a thorough butt-slamming? Remember when you started crying and asked Mr. Belding how he could do this to you? Remember when Belding called you a "stupid faggot" and then threw you on the ground, teabagged you until he blew his load on your chest? Remember when that made you feel a little bit better until Slater took a smelly Mexican shit in your mouth? Belding and Slater really screwed you over that time! 06th January 2005 - 12:25:50 AM 11870 : Ox Screech, remember that one episode where Mr. Belding had unprotected buttsex with you for the 1,000th time and you told him you loved him? Remember when you asked if he was finally ready to be seen in public with you so that the whole world could see you two lovebirds? Remember when he told you he couldn't do that because he'd lose his job as a principal? Remember when you reluctantly told him you understood and asked him if you two could try something new? Rememner when he asked what you had in mind and you told him that you wanted to buttslam him for the first time ever? Remember when he said he couldn't do that because of his hemmoroids? Remember when he then gave you a thorough anal pounding? Remember when he pounded you so hard that you walked with a limp the rest of the week? Remember when you walked into his office the next Monday to give your ass to him only to discover Slater pounding away at Belding's ass? Remember when you ran out of the room crying? Remember the next day when you saw them kissing in public and finally realized that Belding had been lying to you for years and was merely using you for gay sex, and nothing else? Remember you ran over to Zack's house bawling? Remember when Zack wasn't home, but his dad let you in and then buttslammed you against your will? Mr. Belding and Zack's dad really screwed you over that time! 28th December 2004 - 12:40:16 AM 11778 : Ox Screech, remember that episode when you were acting in the school play? Remember when you had to tapdance in one of the scenes? Remember when Mr. Belding ran into you after school one day and asked why you were still at school? Remember when you told him that you were nervous about your tapdance routine and he told you he was an expert tapdancer back in his day and would give you a lesson? Remember when he asked you to come with him to his office for the lesson? Remember when he asked you to sit down in his chair while he put on his tapdance shoes? Remember how impressed you were when he tapdanced around his office for you? Remember when you asked him to teach you to tapdance like that? Remember when he told you to lay down naked on the floor for your lesson? Remember when you thought that his request was unusual, but complied anyway because he was your hero? Remember when he quickly duct taped your arms and legs to the floor before you could react? Remember when he said "here comes my next tapdance number, BITCH!!!" Remember when he started tapdancing on your hairless pre-pubescient beanbag for the next ten minutes until your sac was purple and swollen? Remember when Mr. Belding finally stopped and then walked out and said "see you later, FAGGOT!!!" Remember when Kelly walked by Mr. Belding office after he left and saw you taped to the floor? Remember when you thought that sweet Kelly would save you? Remember when you quickly realized that Kelly would not save you when she pulled down her pants and unloaded a huge Cleveland Steamer on your head? Mr. Belding and Kelly really screwed you over that time! 15th December 2004 - 01:20:15 AM 11662 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding asked you if you liked "stomp"? Remember when you said "yes" because you thought he was referring to "Stomp," the modern dance troupe that uses everyday objects in non-traditional ways as a dance routine? Remember when you eagerly replied "yes"? Remember when you showed up at Bayside that Friday evening and Belding took you into his office? Remember when he turned off the lights and you stumbled about? Remember when he punched you in the stomache and you fell over? Remember when he turned back on the lights and started jumped on your head and stomping on your neck? Remember when he said "now do you like 'stomp,' BITCH????" Remember when Mr. Belding then lit your pre-pubescient hairless balls on fire with the lighter he used to light his bong when he would smoke up at the school? Remember when you cired out in pain and were relieved when James 'the actor' showed up at Belding's office door? Remember when you thought that the pain was finally over? Remember when you realized that your evening of terror was just beginning when James 'the actor' and Mr. Belding pulled a train with you, took turns teabagging you, took tag-team dumps on you, and then dropped you off in the ghetto to fend for yourself? Mr. Belding really screwed you over that time! 10th December 2004 - 09:32:20 AM 11618 : Ox Screech, remember when belding and slater used to beat you up after school and would humuliate you by making you drink their piss against your will? Remember how this went on for about four years, commencing on slater's first day, and ending after the graduation ceremony? Remember when you got the disease "gout" which is caused by piss drinking where uric acid forms crystals in the cartilage of your joints, which get painfully inflamed and swollen? Remember when you started having to walk with crutches every day for the rest of your life because of the pain? Belding and Slater really screwed you over that time! 08th December 2004 - 01:20:27 AM 11562 : Ox Screech, remember that episode from the New Class when Mr. Rogers from the College Years came to visit you at Bayside? Remember when he told you that Mr. Belding was his old frat buddy? Remember when Mr. Rogers walked into the gym and saw you and Mr. Belding? Remember when he ran toward you two and you thought he was going to give Mr. Belding a high-five? Remember when instead of giving Mr. Belding a high-five, he gave you a 'clothesline,' leveling you and knocking you to the floor? Remember when "Mr. Belding walked over and you thought he was going to help you up and scold Mr. Rogers? Remember when instead of helping you up, he gave you a 'leg drop' across your throat, one of his old wrestling moves? Remember when they both yanked off your clothes and pulled a train with you, with Mr. Rogers as the back and Mr. Belding as the front? Remember when they kept giving each other the secret fraternity handshake while they double-teamed you? Remember when they both pulled out at the same time and Mr. Rogers blew his load in your left eye while Mr. Belding blew his in your right eye? They got you good that time! 03rd December 2004 - 09:40:04 AM 11475 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where everyone forgot about your birthday? Remember when Mr. Belding saw you sitting down on the stairs in the hallway crying one day? Remember when he asked what was wrong and you said that you were upset that everyone forgot about your birthday? Remember when he told you to come to his office and he'd give you a present you'd remember for the rest of your life? Remember when you walked into his office and he slugged you in the gut and you fell over in pain? Remember when he dropped his pants, took off his underwear, and rubbing his herpes-encrusted dirty underwear in your face? Rememeber how for the past 15 years you've been trying to get rid of the herpes Belding gave you that day? Mr. Belding really got you good that time! 01st December 2004 - 11:33:30 PM 11454 : Ox [continuation of story from message 11423] Screech, remember how excited you were after practicing kissing on Mr. Belding's blow-up doll and how much you were looking forward to your date with Lisa? Remember when you were about to leave Mr. Belding's office to return to class when Mr. Belding said "Screech, there's just one more thing - I think you should know that girls have really stinky breath." Remember how you found that surprising because you had never noticed your mother with really bad breath, but you just shrugged it off because Mr. Belding was your idol? Remember when you showed up at the Bayside gymnasium on Friday evening for your date? Remember how ususual you thought it was that Lisa wanted you to meet her at the gym for your date? Remember when you walked into the gym and discovered that it was pitch black because all of the lights were off? Remember when you heard Lisa call out, "Screech, I'm over here honey?" Remember when you fumbled until the made your way toward here until she called out and told you to stop? Remember when she grabbed your hand and said she wanted to kiss you, but that she wanted you to walkfive feet to your left first? Remember when she told you to put your hands behind your back, often your mouth wide and stick out your tongue? Remember when you did and as you got close to here face you noticed that it smelled like ass? Remember when your tongue touched her lips and it felt really weird? Remember when it felt as though her mouth shit on you? Remember when the lights turned on and you discovered that Mr. Belding was standing facing away from you on a chair directly in front of you and you realized that you had just kissed his butthole and he had shit on you? Remember when you also saw Lisa, Jessie, Slater, and Mr. Tuttle and they were all busting up laughing at you? They really screwed you over that time! 01st December 2004 - 01:50:56 AM 11423 : Ox Screech, remember that episode when Lisa finally agree to go out with you? Remember how nervous you were because you had never kissed a girl before (or since)? Remember when you went into Mr. Belding's office and asked him for some kissing tips? Remember when he busted out a blowup doll and started kissing it on its lips? Remember when he handed the blowup doll to you and you started practicing kissing it? Remember how strange you thought it was that Mr. Belding had a blowup doll in his office, and you didn't know at the time what a blowup doll was used for? Remember when you noticed that the doll's mouth had a slightly slaty taste, but you didn't think anything of it? Remember how, unbeknownst to you, Mr. Belding had been masturbating in his office five minutes before you walked in and had blown his load on the doll's mouth? Remember when you were kissing the doll and Mr. Belding dropped his pants and started cracking one off until he blew his middle-aged load on your Zubaz pants? Remember when you didn't even notice this because you were concentrating so hard on learning a kissing technique? Remember when you walked out of Belding's office totally oblivous to the fact that his pants were down at any time while you were in his office? Remember when you got 'the crabs' in your mouth due to what you had been licking? Remember when you had to take oral medication for the next 6 months to get rid of Belding's little present? Mr. Belding really got you good that time! 29th November 2004 - 12:50:52 AM 11383 : Ox Screech, remember that episode when I needed help with my math class and Mr. Belding recommended that you tutor me? Remember when we agreed that I would pay you /hour for your tutoring services? Remember when instead of paying you in dollars, I paid you in unprotected buttsex, with me as the pitcher and you as the catcher, against your will? Remember when you complained to Mr. Belding, and he asked both of us to his office so he could mediate the dispute? Remember when you walked into his office after school the next day and were surprised to see Zack, Slater, and Mr. Tuttle in Belding's office instead of just Belding and me? Remember when you sat down and then Slater threw some encahalatas at you that he always had in his backpack? Remember when you asked him to stop and he responded by calling you a faggot? Remember how embarrassed you felt after the exchange? Remember how you felt even more embarassment when Mr. Tuttle dropped his pants and farted in the direction of the 'pubic forest' growing on your head? Remember when Belding walked into the office, locked the door, and dropped his pants? Remember when Slater, Zack, Mr. Tuttle, and I also dropped our pants? Remember when Belding told you that you'd better start sucking us off if you didn't want to get expelled? Remember when Belding and Tuttle pulled a train with you while Slater pissed on your back, Zack gave you a Cleveland Steamer, and I jerked off into your huge afro? Remember when Zack wiped his messy ass with your Zubaz pants, leaving a huge shit stain? Remember when this went on for about 30 minutes until Belding and Slater picked you up and dumped you in an alley behind the school? Remember when you went home crying and your mom bitched you out for staining your Zubaz pants? The Bayside gang really screwed you over that time! 15th November 2004 - 01:07:58 AM 11049 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where you were playing your robot, Kevin, at chess? Remember when you beat him a couple of times and Kevin got really pissed at you? Remember when you kept celebrating and made your robot leave because you told him you wanted to take a nap afterward? Remember when instead of taking a nap, you pulled out your Bayside yearbook and started masturbating while looking at pictures of Zack, Slater, and Mr. Belding? Remember when Kevin walked back into your room and caught you playing with yourself? Remember when Kevin became enraged and lunged at your neck with his metal claws? Remember when he pulled down his robot pants and cut off yours? Remember when he inserted his robotic metal penis into your buttholes? Remember he grabbed your abdomen roughly with his metal claws and started bouncing you up and down on his metal woodrow? Remember when you cried out in pain and he told to to "shut the fuck up, faggot!" Remember when he pulled out and said he was about to blow his oily load? Remember when he told you to open his mouth and then blew his oily robotic load on your tongue? Remember when you were relieved that Kevin was finally done with you? Remember when you quickly learned that he was not done with you when he started smacking you in the face with his metal claws and told you that because he was a robot, he could do you until his battery supplies ran out? Remember how disparaged you felt when he said that and you quickly realized that maybe you shouldn't have installed a metal penis on Kevin? Your robot really got you good that time! 11th November 2004 - 12:37:44 AM 10953 : Ox Screech, remember that episode when Slater invited you over to his place for his birthday party? Remember how excited you were when you received the invitation in the mail? Remember when Slater's invitation mentioned that there would be a pinata at his party? Remember when you went over to his party and asked where the pinata was? Remember when he said 'you're it, bitch!' as he punched you in the head? Remember when Slater tied you up and hung you upside down in his basement? Remember when Slater, Zack, Lisa, Mr. Belding, and me took turns hitting you with a stick? Remember when Slater pulled down your pants and you used his penis as a chair? Remember when he made you bounce up and down on it as though it were a pogo stick? Remember how you initially hated being buttslammed, but after a couple minutes you began to enjoy it? Remember when, years later you called this the turning point in your life because this was the moment when you realized that you were a flaming homosexual? Remember when Slater pulled out and you eagerly gobbled down his spicy load? Remember how you felt so blissful at that moment and you hugged Slater and enjoyed the moment? When when you quickly stopped enjoying the moment when Mr. Belding kicked you in the nuts, rolled you over and teabagged you? Remember when Zack pissed in your mouth as you struggled to breathe? That was Slater's best birthday party ever! 09th November 2004 - 01:10:44 AM 10910 : Ox Screech, remember that episode when Slater decided to help out his Mexican family members that worked in the Bayside cafeteria? Remember when you got in line and ordered tacos? Remember when you were hungry for a twinkie for dessert? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom sashayed in front of you, shaking his ass? Remember when you were fixated on his shubby buns and you pitched a tent? Remember when he grabbed the last Twinkie before you could get it? Remember when you started whining and crying like a little bitch? Remember when Slater called you a faggot and told you to "shut the fuck up?" Remember when Mr. Belding stormed out of the teachers' lounge and said "hey, hey, hey, what is going on here???" Remember when you told him there were no more twinkies, and Mr. Belding said "is that it? Come with me, I have a chocolate twinkie I can give you?" Remember when you followed him into the teachers' lounge and he locked the door behind you? Remember when he told you to close your eyes and he'd give you the chocolate twinkie? Remember how excted you were, because you'd never had a cocolate-flavored twinkie before, and you didn't even know that there was a cholocate flavor for twinkies? Remember how much you looked up to Mr. Belding and you viewed him as quite a father figure? Remember when you immediately stopped looking at him as a father figure when he leveled you with a sucker punch to your adam's apple? Remember when you hit the floor and were in incredible pain? Remember when Belding said "here comes the chocolate twinkie, faggot!" Remember when Mr. Belding dropped his pants and took an enormous shit in your mouth? Remember when Belding then stuck his erect penis in your mouth fucked the feces until he could take it no more, at which point he blew his load in the middle of the shit in your mouth??? Remember when Mr. Belding was done with you and he unlocked the door to the lounge and fired you back into the cafeteria? Remember when everyone started busting up laughing and you and your mess? Belding got you good that time! 04th November 2004 - 10:33:35 PM 10836 : Ox Screech, do you remember that episode where you were reading all of the books about UFOs after school and on most weekends because you were a big nerd with no friends? Remember when you heard that "Fire In The Sky," a 1993 movie about the alleged abduction of Travis Walton by aliens, was coming out on the upcoming weekend? Remember how you hoped that Slater, who the mere sight of would cause your ding-dong to harden, would ask you to see the movie and then let you suck him off afterwards? Remember when he actually did ask you if you wanted to see the movie with him? Remember how you blushed and pitched a tent as you quickly told him that would would? Remember how disappointed you were when Salter picked you up in his rusty Mexican pickup truck and you saw Zack and Mr. Belding sitting in the back? Remember how scared you were while you watched the scene in the movie where Travis Walton was abducted and brought up into the alien spaceship? Remember when you saw the aliens starting to perform invasive tests on Travis? Remember how cool you thought the movie was as you walked out of the theatre? Remember when you got into Slater's truck and immediately dozed off on the way home? Remember how you dreamed that you the one who had been abducted by aliens? Remember when you wished that aliens were giving you an anal probe at that very second? Remember when you opened your eyes and it came true? Remember when you looked around and saw that you were in an empty parking lot in the middle of nowhere and three aliens were groping you? Remember how all of the aliens had gray skin, large black oval-shaped eyes, and erect penises? Remember when the big fat alien anally penetrated you, giving you a good "probing?" Remember when another alien sat on you face and let loose a nasty fart that smelled like baked tortillas? Remember when the third alien coated the back of your head with a warm, yellow liquid that was coming out of its penis? Remember when this went on for about three hours until the aliens couldn't take it anymore? Remember how your anal area was dripping blood and alien jizz? Remember how scared you got when you thought that the big alien was about to remove its head? Remember how surprised you were when the big alien actually just pulled off a mask and you realized that the big alien had been Mr. Belding the whole time wearing an alein mask and gray tights? Remember when the other two aliens did the same and you discovered that they had been Slater and Zack the entire time? Remember when they got into Slater's pickup truck and drove off without you, leaving you to fend for yourself as blood and jizz gushed out of your unlubed butt? They really got you good that time! 01st November 2004 - 12:52:02 AM 10735 : Ox Screech, remember that episode from your senior year when Mr. Belding was about to get busted for posession of child pornography? Remember when Mr. Belding heard the cops pull up to the front door at BAyside? Remember how you were also in his office sucking him off while Slater was having unprotected buttsex with you when you heard the sirens? Remember when Mr. Belding started to panic because he knew why the cops were there? Remember when he asked you to take the blame and told you you'd probably only get a slap on the wrist? Remember when you were charged with possession of child pornography and the judge threw the book at you as part of a "get tough on porn" campaign? Remember how you had just turned 18 and were tried as an adult? Remember when you were sentenced to two years in the county jail? Remember when you showed up on your first day and several of the other inmates told you they'd be your friends? Remember how good that made you feel, and you quickly assumed that your time in jail would go quickly and you'd make some lifelong friends enjoying your experience? Remember when you quickly discovered that you would not make lifelong friends and would not enjoy your experience when you were subjected to daily gang-rapes? Remember when you got the 'clap' from your cellmate, Leroy? I hope to see the rerun of that episode again soon. It really provided a great 'Scared Straight' message. 24th October 2004 - 10:07:09 PM 10548 : Zack Morris Screech, remember that episode where a dork who went by the name "Prince Peussie" enrolled at Bayside? Remember how he always wore black gothic clothes and annoyed the hell out of everyone? Remember when he used to bitch about America and always complained about how school, his teachers, homework, etc. all sucked? Remember when Slater and Mr. Tuttle decided to teach him a lesson after school one day? Remember when Mr. Tuttle told Prince Peussie to stay after school to practice for a Driver's Ed class? Remember when Slater and Prince Peussie met in a classroom at 3:15 and got ready for the special after-school lesson? Remember when you walked into the classroom and Price Peussie said "hey Screech, what's up buddy? It sucks that I have to stay late today." Remember when you said "this class doesn't suck, but I'll give you something to suck on, faggot!" Remember when the Prince stood up and walked toward you like he was a tough guy? Remember when Mr. Belding walked into the room and said "hey, hey, hey! What is going on here?" Remember how Belding was holding a yardstick? Remember when you sat down, but the Prince was still standing and he started to complain to Belding that Screech was being mean to him? Remember when Belding smacked the Prince in the Adam's apple with the yardstick? Remember when the Prince fell down in pain? Remember when Mr. Belding kicked him in the stomach and stepped on the Prince's head? Remember when Slater got out of his chair and picked the Prince up and bodyslammed him? Remember when you pulled out your wang and gave the Prince a golden shower? Remember when Mr. Tuttle walked in carrying "The Club" for the Driver's Ed car, an anti-theft device? Remember when everyone thought that Mr. Tuttle was going to break up the fight? Remember when instead of breaking it up, Tuttle yanked down the Prince's pants and sodomized him with the Club? Remember when Mr. tuttle removed the Club and then had anal with the Prince? Remember when Tuttle finished and then you, Slater, and Mr. Belding each had your homosexual fun with the Prince? Remember when the Prince emerged from the beating and was so confused about his sexuality that he started dressing like a transvestite and called himself "Princess Peussie"? I don't know that the episode hasn't been rerun on TBS - it was my favorite. 24th October 2004 - 08:51:59 AM 10531 : A.C. Slater Hey Screech, you fucking pantywaste! Remember the episode where you, me and Ox were getting changed after football practice, when Ox said he had something to tell us? Remember how he came out to us, saying that beneath the macho jock exterior, he was in fact a flaming queermo of some considerable magnitude? Remember how he said he wanted his first time to be with us two, so you and I double-teamed him, me working the cock and you working the asshole? Remember the look of unsurpassed joy he had on his face while we were doing him? Remember how we got a mini-football from the sports locker, lubed it up and slowly inserted it all the way into his rectum? Remember how he gave anal birth to it? Remember how, after the shit-covered football popped out, a stream of runny liquid shit, containing blood, undigested vegetables and lumps of fecal matter, spewed from his gaping, ruined anus? We sure had fun eating that up! Yum yum!!! 24th October 2004 - 07:46:08 AM 10530 : A.C. Slater Hey Screech, you rancid horsefucker! Remember the episode where Zack walked into the men's bathroom, and heard strange sounds coming from one of the cubicles? Remember when he went to see what it was, and he discovered you and I having hot gay sex in the cubicle? Remember how the sight of us caused him to pitch a tent almost instantaneously, so you asked him to join in, something he did with relish? Remember when Ox came into the bathroom, heard us, and discovered us having a hot 3-way, so he dragged us out to Mr. Belding's office so we could be punished? Remember how Ox told Belding what he'd seen, and then left, and we expected Belding to expel us? Instead, he stood up, and we notcied that the tales of our actions had caused him to pitch an enormous tent? Remember how the 4 of us ripped our clothes of and got down to some of the hottest gay sex ever experienced in human history? That episode sure was a classic! 23rd October 2004 - 11:49:58 AM 10513 : A.C. Slater Hey Screech, you smelly queer. Remember the episode where we came out together as a gay couple? Remember how you started wearing make-up and we started walking around Bayside holding hands, occasionally kissing and fondling each other's crotches? Remember how pissed off Ox and the football team was to learn that there was a couple of fags in their school, so they decided to teach us a lesson? Remember how they caught us getting changed after gym and dragged us, stark naked, out in front of the whole school, who laughed incessantly? Remember how it turned out that some members of the team were closet queers, however, and the sight of our naked man-flesh stirred them up into a torrent of ecstacy, and they took us both back to the changing rooms and gave us the butt-fucking of a lifetime, followed by Cleaveland steamers all round? Boy, I sure enjoyed filming that one!! 23rd October 2004 - 11:38:20 AM 10511 : A.C. Slater Hey Screech, you fucking faggot. Remember the episode where, while we were getting changed together after gym, you caught a glimpse of my enormous manhood and couldn't help but stare open-mouthed at it for several seconds? Remember how I notcied you, and called you a fag, and you looked away and blushed, apologising profusely? Remember how I said I'd teach you to look at my dick, and I grabbed you by the afro and shoved your face into my crotch? Remember how, while you were gaping at my penis, it started going hard? Remember how I said I'd show you what we do to fags south of the border, and I prised your jaws open and slid my smelly, throbbing mexi-cock into your gullet? Remember how you choked at first, but then you sucked me off like a pro, and I blew a massive wad down your throat? Remember how you afterwards you said 'now its YOUR turn to be the bitch' and you bent me over and slid your long, thin cock between my muscular buttocks and started reaming like there was no tomorrow? Classic episode, that one! 22nd October 2004 - 01:42:35 AM 10482 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where you stayed after school to look after Becky, the duck you found in the marsh behind the football field? Remember when Mr. Belding ran into you after school and asked you you were still at school? Remember when you told him you were looking after Becky, and he called you a little queer? Remember when you started crying? Remember when Mr. Belding smacked you in the face? Remember when Slater walked into the room and you ran over to him hoping he'd protect you? Remember when you quickly realized he wouldn't protect you when he dropped his baggy acid-washed jeans and stuck his smelly cock in your mouth? Remember when Mr. Belding came around the other side and ripped off your pants and your underwear? Remember when Belding pounded away at your brown star while you blew Slater? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding kept high-fiving each other while they pulled their train with you? Remember when Slater pulled out and blew his load in your huge afro? Remember when he shoved his skidmark-staine dunderwear right in your face? Remember when Belding donkey-punched you and you passed out? Remember when you regained consciousness and discovered that Belding was sitting in front of you and had blown his load in your 'fro? Remember when you felt someone else violating your chocolate starfish and realized it was me, Ox, the captain of the football team? Remember when I donkey punched you and you passed out? Remember when this routine repeated itself several more time with Zack, Mr. Tuttle, Max, and James the Actor all donkey punching you, and you losing consciousness each time? Remember how proud you felt afterward that you had been able to please so many of Bayside's queers? Remember how much less proud you felt 3 months later when you learned that you permanent brain damage from all of the donkey punches? The Bayside gang really got you that time! 20th October 2004 - 12:47:08 AM 10447 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding took your class on an overnight whitewater rafting trip? Remember when you and your class camped out in the woods during your trip? Remember when Mr. Tuttle asked you to go get some sticks for a fire he was preparing? Remember when you fumbled about int he darkness looking for some wood to burn? Remember when you heard some leaves rustling and thought it was just a squirrel? Remember when you realized it was not a squirrel when Maxwell Nerdstrom's fist came flying out of nowhere, hitting you in the stomach? Remember when you groaned in pain? Remember when the black nerd who always wore highwater pants and glasses gave you a forearm in you Adam's apple? Remember you you fell over, struggling to breathe? Remember when you struggled breathing even more when Mr. Belding emerged from the darkness and lodged his erect penis down your throat? Remember when Nerdstrom tore off your pants and gave you a thorough anal pounding? Remember when the black nerd shit all over your back while this was going on? Remember when they finally let you go and you crawled back to camp by yourself looking as though you were in obvious pain? Remember how enraged Tuttle was when he saw you without any firewood? Remember when he and Mr. Belding dragged you into their tent and double-teamed you for 45 minutes? Remember when they were finally done and Tuttle and Belding took turns sticking pens up your cornhole? You got a good workout on that trip! 19th October 2004 - 01:12:13 AM 10432 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding was the substitute gym teacher when the regular gym teacher was sick? Remember when the class played dodgeball that day? Remember when you and your class used 4 red dodgeballs during the game? Remember when Mr. Belding was the ref? Remember how Mr. Belding was much bigger than you and much stronger? Remember when 3 minutes into the game, Mr. Belding whipped a dodgeball as hard as he could right at the back of your head from 20 feet away? Remember when you turned around and started crying? Remember when Mr. Belding whipped another dodgeball right in your groin? Remember when you doubled over in pain? Remember when Slater then fired one of the dodgeballs at your stomach as you laid on the gym floor? Remember when Zack kicked you in the neck and then sat on your face and farted? Remember when Slater tied you to the rop hanging from the ceiling? Remember Mr. Belding brought out a tennis ball machine, set it on full power, and started firing tennis balls as your crotch? Remember the intense pain you felt as you were getting pelted with tennis balls? Remember when Slater tore off your gym shorts and underwear and felt an even more intense pain as Slater pounded away at you until he unleashed his load in your brownpipe? Remember when Mr. Belding and Zack did the same thing to you? Remember when your colon was so damaged from the encounter that you had to wear a colostomy bag for the rest of your life? Zack, Slater and Zack really got you that time! 17th October 2004 - 09:56:54 PM 10419 : Ox Screech, remember when Zack and you plotted to win the "Miss Bayside" beauty contest? Remember when Zack painted our eyes black and you told everyone that Slater beat you up? Remember when everyone felt soory for you, so they voted you "Miss Bayside"? Remember when Slater found out that you cheated to win and said "I'm gonna give you faggot!" Remember when Slater tackled you inside the lockerroom after the contest? Remember when he punched you in the face, and flung you into a row of lockers? Remember when you started crying? Remember when you saw Mr. Belding and ran to the safety of his arms? Remember when he grabbed you in a bear hug and you could barely breathe? Remember when Slater yanked down your pants while Belding held you tightly? Remember when Slater started thrusting away at your sphincter with his greasy Mexican woodrow? Remember when he pulled out and blew his load on your back? Remember when you thought that the worst was finally over? Remember when you realized that that the worst was not over when Mr. Belding threw you on the ground, gave you a Cleveland Steamer and a warm pair of Arabian Goggles for hours on end 17th October 2004 - 07:25:07 AM 10413 : jaleel white dustin, remember that recent magazine article where you said that you and i were 2 of the 3 comedic icons of the 1990s? remember how they duped you into thinking it was a real interview and just made fun of you the whole time? remember how that was all you could get? remember when you grew facial stubble and tried to project a false image of yourself to hide from the truth that you're just a washed up child actor who had very little talent in the first place? remember when you had aspirations of doing real acting and not just being typecasted as a complete loser? remember when you started the band "salty the pocket knife" and had producers and session musicians make songs for you so you could hide from your extremely pathetic real quintessence and live vicariously through a new one that you can only manage to fool yourself into believing? 14th October 2004 - 01:27:10 AM 10352 : Ox Screech, remember that episode when you were wating lunch in the cafeteria when I threw an apple at the back of your head from about 15 feet away? Remember when the apple shattered in pieces? Remember when you turned around and started crying? Remember when Slater came running over to you and you hoped he'd scoop you up in his muscular arms and protect you? Remember when instead of protecting you, he broke a tray over your head? Remember when Zack and Slater picked you up and carried you into the gym locker room? Remember how nobody was in there because it was lunchtime? Remember when 20 guys took turns doubling up on you? Remember how you had a cock in your mouth and one in your ass when Mr. Belding walked in? Remember how relieved you were when you saw him? Remember how less relieved you became when he "relieved" himself on you? Remember how he coated your head with his golden shower? Remember when Mr. Tuttle walked into the locker room with plumbing equipment? Remember when Mr. Belding and Mr. Tuttle unscrewed the drain pipe on the urinal trough, and taped it to your mouth? Remember when Mr. Tuttle took a piss in the trough and his urinal swirled down the drain and flowed directly into your mouth? Remember when the wrestling coach brought in the wrsetling team and they all pissed in the trough? Remember how they finally let you go and you had to go get your stomache pumped? Remember when you were scared to drink Mountain Dew for years afterward and had to take intense psychiatric therapy? You really got "hosed" that time! 12th October 2004 - 11:30:55 PM 10323 : Ox Screech, remember that episode when you and Slater slept over at Zack's house? Remember when you saw Zack's huge cordless phone and you started laughing? Remember when Zack and Slater both called you a "faggot" and told you to "shut the fuck up?" Remember when you started crying and ran out of the room looking for the bathroom so that you could wipe away your tears with tissues? Remember when you ran into Zack's dad in the hallway and he told you he had tissues in his bedroom? Remember how surprised you were when you walked into his bedroom and saw Mr. Tuttle sucking off Mr. Belding in Zack's dad's bed? Remember how disturbed you were when you saw Mrs. Morris taking pictures of them? Remember when Zack's dad locked the door behind you and then pushed you onto the bed? Remember when Mr. Tuttle grabbed you by the neck and Mr. Belding pulled down your pants? Remember when when Mr. Tuttle, Mr. Belding, and Zack's dad all took turns butt slamming you all evening in front of Zack's mom's camera? Remember when Mrs. Morris developed the pictures, and everything was cropped out except your body and the penises? Remember when she developed some of the pictures and blew them up to make posters which she then sold to local gay bars? Remember when the police raid the gay bars, found the posters, and then arrested you for distributing child porn? Remember when you when to jail for 3 months and became the bitch of a smelly Puerto Rican named Jose? Remember when you got out on parole and discovered you had AIDS? You sure got screwed over that time! 12th October 2004 - 05:45:50 PM 10317 : Mario Lopez Eyyy, Dusty! Remember when filming on SBTB season 3 ended, and during the wrap party me and Mark-Paul got you totally wasted on cheap champagne, and you told us you really needed a man? Remember how after the party, we hired a rent boy for you and set the two of you up in a sleazy motel? Remember how Mark-Paul and I said it would be totally hot if we could come along and film the two of you? Remember how we borrowed a camera from the studio, and filmed you and the rent boy having intense gay sex for a couple of hours? Remember how we even filmed you snorting coke out of his butt-crack? And then, remember how Mark-Paul and I made copies of the tape and 'accidentally' mailed them to your friends, your immediate family and your colleagues? Remember how shocked and appalled they all were? Remember how the shock killed off a few of your older relatives? Remember the scandal and outrage and suicide attempts? Man, Mark-Paul and I sure got you good that time! Boy was your face red!! Ha ha ha!!!! 11th October 2004 - 10:49:40 PM 10292 : Ox Screech, remember that episode when Slater and Mr. Belding dared you to steal a pack of gum from a 7-11? Remember when you went inside and Slater saw a cop drive up? Remember when Slater told the you were shoplifting? Remmeber when the cop went inside the 7- |
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| 11th October 2004 - 10:49:40 PM 10292 : Ox Screech, remember that episode when Slater and Mr. Belding dared you to steal a pack of gum from a 7-11? Remember when you went inside and Slater saw a cop drive up? Remember when Slater told the you were shoplifting? Remmeber when the cop went inside the 7-11 and saw that you had a pack of gum in your pocket? Remember when Mr. Belding suggested to the cop that you be sent to jail so you could be "scared straight?" Remember when you were brought over to the jail and placed in a cell with Mexican gang members? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding decided to give you an hour in the cell to think about what you'd done while they drove off to a rest stop for a "quickie?" Remember when you started crying because you were scared? Remember when the Mexican gang members pulled off your pants and told you were their bitch? Remember when they passed you around the prison cell all afternoon while your cries for help went unnoticed? Remember when Mr. Belding and Slater finally came back to get you four hours later? Remember when you were crying and asked why they hadn't come earlier? Remember when Slater said "shut the fuck up, faggot!" Remember when Mr. Belding brought you over to his house and tied to to the floor on your back with your mouth taped wide open? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding double teamed you all evening, tea bagging you, giving you multiple golden showers and hot lunches? You sure learned to stop shoplifting in that episode. That was a great educational episode! 11th October 2004 - 06:44:58 AM 10282 : Mario Lopez Eyyy, Dusty! Remember when filming of SBTB season 2 wrapped, and after the wrap party you decided it would be a good idea to declare your undying love for Tiffany Amber-Thiessen, so you left loads of flowers and chocolates in her dressing room? Remember how Mark-Paul and I stole them all and gave them to Julian, the show's super-gay make-up artist, saying that you were shy and still in the closet but you thought he was really hot? Remember how he invited you to his apartment? Remember how you weren't quite sure why, but you went along anyway? Remember how confused you were when you got there and he answered the door in a sailor suit? Remember how he gave you champagne, and you just figured he was being kind, but after a while you realised it had rohypnol in it? Remember how he then tied your weary, sedated body face-down on his bed and sodomised you roughly into the wee small hours, until your anus hung open like a wizard's sleeve? Mark-Paul and I really got you good that time, buddy!! Ha ha ha!!! 10th October 2004 - 08:37:55 PM 10279 : Ox Screech, remember that episode when you ate lunch with MR. Belding? Remember when Mr. Belding, your idol, would eat lunch alone in his office at lunchtime? Remember how you were delighted you were when Mr. Belding asked you to eat lunch with him? Remember how big your smile was when you walked into his office at lunchtime that day? Remember when your smile quickly turned into a frown when Mr. Belding punched you in the chest and called you a 'Zubaz-wearing faggot'? Remember when he said he'd show you a top-like trick? Remember he told you that if you didn't do what he wanted, he'd show Zack the pictures of you he had taken when you were jerking off on Zack's underwear during gym class one day? Remember when Mr. Belding made you lay down and stick your tongue out? Remember Mr. Belding dropped his pants, sat on your face, and balanced his sphincter on your tongue, and spun himself around like a top for hours on end? Remember when Mr. Belding had had enough fun and sent you back to class? Remember how your breath smelled like Mr. Belding's ass for days? Remember when you were suspended for missing your afternoon classes? Remember when Mrs. Powers was so mad at you that she pulled you out of Bayside and enrolled you in military school for a semester? Belding really screwed you over that time! 10th October 2004 - 06:52:56 AM 10262 : Mario Lopez Eyyy, Dusty! I was just thinkin - remember when filming of SBTB season 1 wrapped, and after the wrap party me and Mark-Paul took you down to Tijuana to get you laid? Remember how, when we got there, we force-fed you an entire bottle of tequila? Remember how you got insanely drunk and told us you loved us, and you got your cock out, and we laughed at you cos your cock was so small? Remember how we then said we were gonna take you to a brothel to lose your cherry, but instead took you to a nearby gay bar, and you didn't notice cos you were too out of it? Remember how we payed the ugliest, scummiest, most STD-ridden queer we could find to take you to his room and buttfuck you until the early hours of the morning? Remember the next morning you had no memory of the night before, but you said you thought the chick you laid was pretty hot? Remember asking us if it was normal to have a gaping, bloody, herpes-sore-ridden anus the morning after sleeping with a girl, and we said yes? Great times, mang, great times! 07th October 2004 - 01:34:37 AM 10213 : Ox Hey Screech, remember that episode where young adults coming out of drug rehab programs visited Bayside to scare the students from doing drugs? Remember when Mr. Belding called you on the PA system and asked you to come to his office after the program was over? Remember when when Mr. Belding asked you if you wanted some crack? Remember when you said no, and that you were really anti-drug? Remember when Mr. Belding told you that everyone was doing it, including Slater, with whom you'd had a major crush since you first laid eyes upon his sexy permed mullet? Remember when you used to masturbate to Slater's picture in the Bayside yearbook? Remember when you finally caved into Mr. Belding an agreed to try the crack? Remember when you closed your eyes and got ready to try the drug? Remember when instead of giving you drugs, Mr. Belding pulled down his pants and sat on your face? Remember when he said "here's my Crack, my ass-crack that is, BITCH!" Remember when Mr. Belding rubbed your nose and and down his asscrack all night? Remember when he eventually got up off your face and the tip of your nose had turned brown from his unwashed butt? Remember when he made you toss his salad, giving him a Russian Trombone, and then he made you suck him off? You certainly learned to stay away from crack the hard way that day!!! 06th October 2004 - 12:42:51 AM 10189 : Ox Hey Screech, remember that episode from the College Years when Mr. Belding came to visit you and the gang? Remember when he slept on a sleeping bag in the main room because he said he couldn't afford a hotel room? Remember when he got there and he recognized the RA Mr. Rogers, his old frat buddy? Remember when Mr. Rogers saw him, he exclaimed "hey, it's "BOOTY BURGLAR BELDING!!!'"? Remember when you asked how Mr. Belding got that name and Mr. Belding said "you don't want to know"? Remember when you kept pestering Mr. Belding to tell you, until Mr. Rogers said "shut up Screech! Let me show you a wrestling move instead!" Remember when Mr. Rogers got down in a 3-point stance and then charged at you and gave you a "clothesline"? Remember when you flipped in almost a full circle, landing on your back on the hard dorm room floor? Remember when you cried out in pain and Mr. Belding said "now I'm going to show you how I earned the "Booty Burglar Belding" name!" Remember when Mr. Rogers and Mr. Belding both yanked off all of your clothes? Remember when Mr. Rogers and Mr. Belding pulled a train with you? Remember when Mr. Belding robbed you of your anal virginity, leading you down a homosexual life path from which you have never looked back? Remember when Mr. Belding was ass-slamming you at the same time that Mr. Rogers whipped out his erect penis and said "step up to the mic, biatch!!" You sure satisfied two middle-aged men that evening for hours and hours! 03rd October 2004 - 11:28:40 PM 10157 : Ox Hey Screech, remember that episode where you came out of the closet to the Bayside gang? Remember when when you asked Zack and Slater to come over to the 'rec room' in your basement because you had something important to tell them? Remember when they arrived and you asked them to sit down on your couch because he had something you'd been wanting to get off your chest? Remember when you confessed that you were gay and you hoped they would understand? Remember when you quickly discovered that they would not understand when Slater got called you a "faggot" and threw a billard ball at you, hitting you in the chest? Remember when you fell over in pain and gasped for your breath? Remember when Slater yanked down your pants and tore off his own pants, and said he was going to "teach you what we do to queers south of the border?" Remember when he sat on your chest, pinning your arms at your sides? Remember when he started banging his smelly erect Mexican penis against your forehead and cheeks? Remember when his penis left several red "mushroom tatoos" on your face? Remember when you begging him to stop, saying that your mom was going to to get him in trouble? Remember when Slater said "no she won't bitch," and pulled out pictures of himself teabagging Mrs. Powers? Remember when you started to cry and Mr. Belding walked down into the basement and said he'd been spying on you guys from a window outside? Remember when you noticed that Mr. Belding had pitched a tent? Remember when Mr. Belding hugged you, gently caressing you and told you that nobody was ever going to hurt you again? Remember when you realized that he was just lying to you to get in your pants when he converted his hug into a bear hug, sqeezing you so tight that you couldn't breathe? Remember when Mr. Belding bodyslammed you to the basement floor, and you blacked out? Remember when you woke up and discovered that you were alone and that your pants were ripped, someone had shit on your mouth, and you had jizz all over your face? Remember when you walked upstair and your mom yelled at you for making a mess downstairs? Remember when you were grounded for a month? 29th September 2004 - 11:26:09 PM 10105 : Ox Screech, remember that episode when you took swimming for your gym class at Bayside? Remember when Slater and Zack kept teasing you because you didn't know how to swim? Remember when you were struggling to tread water in the 8-foot deep end of the pool? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom came up behind you and kept grabbing your butt and sticking his thumb up your ass? Remember when Zack swum in front of you and started slugging you in the genetals? Remember how much your nuts hurt when he hit them for the tenth time? Remember when Slater came up behind you and whispered in your ear that he wanted you to meet him in the jacuzzi after class? Remember how excited you became, because you'd had a cruch on him ever since you first laid eyes on his smelly Mexican package while taking a shower during the previous semester's gym class? Remember when you instantly pitched a tent, but felt an intense pain in your groin due to Zack's punches? Remember when class ended and you walked into the training room and saw that the jacuzzi was already turned on? Remember how you couldn't see the bottom of the water because the jets were on full blast? Remember when you got naked and jumped in the water? Remember when you felt another leg in the pool and felt two strong hands groping you? Remember how glad you were that Slater had surprised you by hiding in the jacuzzi and waiting for you? Remember when you felt Slater's cock pound away at you? Remember when Slater blew his load? Remember when Slater pulled you under the water and took a shit in your mouth? Remember when you struggled to stand up and were going to yell at Slater until you realized that it had been Mr. Belding in the jacuzzi with you the entire time? Remember how shamed you felt and your eyes started to well up with tears? Remember when Slater walked in the room and your eyes stopped welling up with tears when Slater started giving you a golden shower? Remember when Slater's urine washed away your tears? 28th September 2004 - 11:28:40 PM 10091 : Ox Screech, remember that episode when you stayed after school to do your homework? Remember how yearbooks were passed out that day? Remember when you pitched a tent when you saw Slater's picture in the yearbook? Remember when you walked into the bathroom, sat down in a stall, pulled out your tiny penis and started stroking? Remember how when you were done, you took a huge crap in the toliet? Remember when you flushed the toilet and your shit and toilet paper had clogged up the toilet? Remember when the toilet overflowed? Remember when the Slater, who was working part-time as a janitor, had to clean up the mess? Remember when Slater walked into the bathroom and became enraged when he saw you? Remember when he got pissed when he realized that you caused the mess he was going to have to clean up? Remember when he kicked you in the chin and you fell on the ground, landing in the dirty toilet water from the toilet you had just overflowed? Remember how you were saving money at the time to purchase gay porn, so you hadn't cut your hair in months and it had become a huge and poofy 'white man's afro?' Remember when Slater said he'd teach you a lesson and then tore off your pants and purple g-string? Remember when he unscrewed the mop head from the mop handle? Remember when he stuck the mop handle in your unlubed butt and flipped you upside down? Remember when he mopped up your piss and shit with your poofy hair while the mop handle was lodged up your butt? Remember when Slater was done, and he threw you into the hallway even though you didn't have any pants on at the time? Remember how pissed your mom was when you came home with dried up chunks of shit stuck in your hair? You were grounded for a week! 28th September 2004 - 12:56:56 AM 10071 : Ox Screech, remember that episode when you tried out for the wrestling team? Remember when you got dressed up in your scrawny wrestling tights and headed out to the wrestling mat? Remember when Slater was your opponent and Mr. Belding was the ref? Remember how surprised you were when you saw that Mr. Belding was also wearing wrestling tights? Remember how surprised you were you saw his package in his tight-fitting tights? Remember when you pitched a tent? Remember when the match started and Slater picked you up and bodyslammed you to the mat? Remember how much your body hurt and you thought you were enduring the worst pain in the world? Remember when you realized that the pain caused by the bodyslam was downright pleasureable in comparison to the assslamming Mr. Belding gave you after yanking off your tights while you lay on the mat in obvious pain? Remember when you laid on your back as Mr. Belding pounded away, clenching your teeth in pain? Remember when Mr. Belding pulled out and blew his load on your face? Remember when Slater pulled you back into the center of the wrestling mat and put you in the "Figure 4" leglock? Remember when you started crying out in pain? Remember when you stopped crying out in pain when Maxwell Nerdstrom came over and unleashed a hot lunch onto your tongue? I don't know why that episode hasn't aired recently. I thought it was great!!!!!!!!!! 26th September 2004 - 07:47:50 PM 10055 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where Slater was working in the cafeteria during lunchtime to make a little extra money to support his coke habit? Remember when it was taco day at lunchtime? Remember when you purchased a taco and Slater yelled out from the grill "hey Screech, let me put my beef in your taco?" Remember when you said that the taco you had just purchased already had a lot of ground beef in it? Remember when Slater promised he'd give you more beef? Remember when Slater made you come into the back to get the extra beef? Remember when you opened a door and walked back by the grill and were startled when you saw Mr. Belding with his pants down? Remember how Mr. Belding was stroking his middle-aged cock while looking at a picture of Zack in the Bayside yearbook? Remember when he blew his wad right when you walked in and his load landed in your eyes, temporarily blinding you? Remember when Slater yanked down your pants as you fumbled around? Remember when you asked Slater what he was doing, and he said "Screech, I'm gonna put my beef in your taco, just like I said I would, BITCH!" Remember when Slater anally violated you for several minutes until he pulled out, spun you around, and blew his Mexican load all over your face? Remember when you start crying, and Slater became enraged and kicked you through the kitchen door and out into the cafeteria? Remember when all the kids started laughing at you? Remember when Mr. Belding came up to you and said "hey, hey, hey! What is going on here?" Remember when Mr. Belding put his arm around you, told you everything would be ok, and excorted you back to his office? Remember when you realized that everything would not be ok when Mr. Belding threw you on the ground and teabagged you? 23rd September 2004 - 11:53:34 PM 10031 : Ox Screech, remember when you got that part-time job working at the Max? Remember how you started out as a waiter, but you kept screwing up everyone's orders? Remember your stupidity caused Max to demote you to fry cook? Remember the time when it was your turn to take out the trash? Remember when you took the big bag out to the dumpster behind the Max? Remember when you flipped open the lid of the dumpster, threw in the trash bag, and then flipped the lid back down? Remember when after you flipped the lid back down you turned around saw Max jump out in front of you from the other side of the dumpster? Remember when he punxhed you right in the adam's apple and you fell down to the ground in pain and gasping for your breath? Remember when Max yanked down your pants and said "Screech, I'm doing to finally make you do something you can't screw up, you afro-head moron?" Remember when Max threw you up against the wall by the dumpster and started pounding away at your sphincter? Remember when he was done and he pulled out and blew his huge wad all over the back of your head? Remember when you started crying and he said "shut the fuck up, faggot!" Remember when Max got sick of your whining so he picked you up and thre you into the dumster? Remember when a rotten banana peel and a half-eaten hot dog got stuck in your butt? Remember when you started crying uncontrollably? Remember when Mr. Belding and Slater were walking by on a date when they heard your crying and walked over and opened the lid on the dumpster? Remember when you breathed a sigh of relief because you thought you were safe at last? Remember when you stopped breathing a sign of relief when Mr. Belding pulled you out of the dumpster, laid you on the filthy ground, and then dropped his pants and gave you a heavy pair of Arabian goggles while Slater gave you a Cleveland Steamer? Remember when they were done and they threw you back in the dumster and Mr. Belding pulled out a roll of duct tape and taped you inside the dumpster with the rotting food? Remember when you were finally released 3 days later when the trashmen came? Remember when you got tetanus from the dumpster and had to stay in the intense care ward of the local hospital for a week? Max, Mr. Belding, and Slater are still laughing their asses off at what they did to you! 22nd September 2004 - 11:54:14 PM 10019 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where you and the Bayside gang went to the six flags amusement park on a field trip? Remember when Mr. Belding was the chaparone? Remember how much fun you were having on the roller coasters with Mr. Belding, Slater, and me? Remember when you said you were having so much fun on the rides and that you felt like a kid in a candy store? Remember when Mr. Belding asked you if you'd like to go on "twirlie whirl" ride? Remember when you told Mr. Belding that you'd never heard of the ride? Remmeber how excited you got when Slater said that it was brand new and he'd had a blast on it a few times in recent weeks? Remember when Mr. Belding, Slater and I told you we'd go on the ride with you? Remember when we started walking through the park until we walked past an unlocked janitor's closet? Remember when you asked why we had stopped, and Mr. Belding said that the ride was in the closet? Remember when Mr. Belding then shoved you into the closet and took off your pants and underroos? Remember when Mr. Belding picked you up and lodged his wang in your tight love tunnel? Remember when Mr. Belding said "get ready to ride the twirlie whirl?" Remember when Mr. Belding then spun you around clockwise in circle after circle atop his cock? Remember when he could he longer take it so he pulled out and blew his load all over your face and 'fro? Remember when Mr. Belding got dressed and left the closet, and Slater came in and gave you his own patented "Mexican twirlie whirl" ride until he pulled out and blew his spicy load all over your hair? Remember when I then entered the closet and did likewise? Remember when you walked back to the bus to ride home to Bayside? Remember how the loads were dried into your hair and onto your face? Remember how proud you were that your ass was able to please your principal and two high school classmates? Remember how less proud you felt during the next 6 months as you had to take herpes medicine daily to remove the "present" Mr. Belding had given you? 21st September 2004 - 12:52:18 AM 9980 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where you, Slater, Zack, Mr. Belding, and I all went bowling on a Saturday evening? Remember how your weak arms could barely lift the heavy bowling ball? Remember how you kept complaining to Salter that your ball was too heavy? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding kept telling you to shut your annoying mouth or they'd shut it for you? Remember when Slater threw onto the bolwing lane a few of the burritos he always carried in his pockets? Remember when you complained about the mess and he told you to run out onto the lane and remove the burritos? Remember when you started walking onto the lane and then Slater threw a bolwing ball right down the center of the lane and knocked you over? Remember when Slater, Mr. Belding, and I all ran out onto the lane to get you? Remember when you thought we were going to save you? Remember when instead we all jumped onto your back and slide on your back all the way down the lane? Remember when we got to the end of the lane and Mr. Belding yanked off your jeans and underroos? Remember when Slater grabbed a bolwing pin and tried to stick it up your ass? Remember when it wouldn't fit until Slater pulled out a shoehorn to help guide the huge bowling pin into your rectum? Remember when you started to cry because you were hurt and felt humiliated? Remember when Slater, Mr. Belding, and I all washed away your guilt by giving you simultaneous golden showers? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding then made you gobble down their feces? Remember when you got typhoid from Slater's dirty Mexican crap? Slater, Mr. Belding, and I all got you good that time! 12th September 2004 - 10:00:41 PM 9889 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where you Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding took a spring break trip down to Mexico? Remember when Slater told you and the gang that he was taking you to one of Mexico's infamous 'donkey shows?' Remember when you got excited at the thought of watching a donkey getting sucked off by a hooker in front of a crowd? Remember when you, Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding showed up at the donkey show arena and waited for the show to begin? Remember when Slater kept ordering beers and putting it on the tab for the four of you? Remember when you got up to go to the bathroom and when you came back to your seat you couldn't find Slater, Zack, or Mr. Belding? Remember when Jose, the show's manager, then came up to you and asked you to pay your tab? Remember when you reached for your wallet only to discover that you had left it back at your hotel? Remember Jose made you get out on the stage to work off the bar tab? Remember when you sucked off two donkeys and then took in the ass from a third before Jose would finally let you leave? Remember your uncomfortable walk out of the show as blood and donkey semen dripped out of your ass? Remember when you got outside and saw Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding? Remember how they were laughing uncontrollably and told you they had watched the entire event from a little window outside the bar? Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding got you good that time! 17th August 2004 - 11:00:10 PM 9747 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember the time when you, Zack, Kelly, Slater, and Jessie all attended the "Murder Mystery" weekend? Remember when you opened the door to the house and the butler scared you so much that you jumped into the warm and comforting arms of Slater? Remember when you had that huge "white man's afro" because you wanted your head to look like a large version of Slater's hairy left nut? Remember when the piano player was killed and you took it upon yourself to unmask the murderer, so you dressed up as Sherlock Holmes? Remember how you smoked a pipe in a pathetic attempt to resemble the famous detective? Remember when Mr. Jamison told you, Zack, and Lisa that the game was over and that you should come to his office for free vouchers for next week's murder mystery? Remember when Zack and Lisa suggested the you go to Mr. Jamison's office by yourself to get the vouchers? Remember when there was a power outage at the time and you couldn't see anything when you got to Mr. Jamison's office? Remember when you fumbled around in the dark until you heard Lisa from the corner of the room and she told you she finally wanted to go out with you? Remember how you excited you were and how you immediately pitched a tent? Remember when Lisa told you to drop your pants because she wanted to warm you up? Remember how weird it felt when you stuck something in your butt and when you asked what it was, she said it was an unlubed dildo? Remember the strange sensations you felt as this went on for several minutes? Remember how confused you were when Lisa removed the dildo and how you heard a deep voice moan and then felt warm liquid spraying all over your back? Remember when the power came back on and you discovered that Mr. Belding had been buttslamming you the entire time and Lisa had helped him to trick you? Remember what a good laugh all of you had because hey, it really was a good practical joke? Remember how much less funny you thought it was 6 months later when the crabs that Mr. Belding gave you that night were finally eradicated? Mr. Belding got you good that time! 17th August 2004 - 12:42:50 AM 9732 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where you tried out for the football team? Remember how you intially weren't going to try out because you thought you were too weak and scrawny to make the team and you didn't want to get hurt? Remember when Slater convinced you that everything would be ok and that he'd protect you so you wouldn't get hurt? Remember when you showed up in the locker room on the first day of practice and the football coach told you to hurry up and get out onto the field? Remember when you began crying because you couldn't find a uniform that fit? Remember when Slater put his muscular arms arm you, gripping you tight, and told you not to worry about it, and that you'd be fine because nobody would notice you weren't wearing regulation pants if you wore an extra large shirt? Remember when Slater's firm grip caused you to pitch a tent as you ran out onto the field wearing just a helmet, shoulderpads, and an oversized jersey? Remember when Slater was the quarterback and you were the center on a practice drill? Remember when Slater gave new meaning to the phrase "practice drill" as you lined up in front of him and he whipped out his erect, sweaty Mexican rod? Remember when he inserted his rod in your cornhole and had unprotected sex with you in front of the whole team? Remember when he pulled out and blew his load in your curly "white man's afro?" Remember when he then kicked you in the nuts and told you to "get the fuck off the field???" Remember when Mr. Belding and several of the players formed a circle around you and began a circle jerk, playing a version of the "cookie game" with your face? Remember how the last person to blow his load on your face had to lick up evrryone's load off your face? Remember when Mr. Belding threw the game so that he could gobble down everyone else's loads off your face? Remember when Mr. Belding got pissed off at you afterward and suspended you for disrupting practice? Remember when your parents had to show up at the school to bring you home and Mr. Belding told them that you were trying to suck off the team? Remember when your parents made you see a psychiatrist for 12 months afterwards to (unsuccessfully) cure your homosexual urges? Mr. Belding and Slater are still laughing about that one!!! 15th August 2004 - 06:42:20 PM 9704 : Ox Screech, remember that time at Bayside when you were signing up for your 3rd quarter classes and Mr. Belding asked you if you liked watersports? Remember how you thought he was referring to the swimming gym class, so you replied 'yes'? Remember how Mr. Belding told you to head over to the locker room and get ready for the watersports? Remember how you put your tight little Speedo on your scrawny frame and waited for class to start? Remember how I then walked into the locker room and threw a football as hard as I could, smacking you right in the face? Remember how you eyes swelled shut and you couldn't see anything, so you cried out in pain? Remember how I told you you needed to take a shower before you could get in the pool? Remember when I then dropped my pants and gave you a golden shower? Remember when Mr. Belding and Mr. Tuttle then followed up by pissing all over your body, giving you a warm shower of urine? Remember when Salter walked into the locker room and then unleashed a smelly, nasty, Mexican shit on your chest? Remember when Mr. Belding and Slater then picked up your weak body and fired it into the pool, and you floated around with Slater's brown egg? Remember when the gym teacher walked into the pool area a minute later and thought you had gone to the bathroom in the pool? Remember how he screamed at you and sent you to Mr. Belding's office? Remember how Mr. Belding suspended you for a week! 12th August 2004 - 12:50:03 AM 9663 : Ox Screech, remember how I was on the football team at Bayside and I used to always pick on you because you were so weak and girlish? Remember how I also used to ass-slam you at the direction of Mr. Belding, who would toss off while watching? I want to ass slam you again just like old times. Meet me at the orange-colored gas station on Hollywood Blvd. in West Hollywood tomorrow evening at midnight. Go straight to the bathroom and knock 3 times on the door of the second bathroom stall. Then say the secret password, "Belding's toupee," and then I'll let you in and we can toss some salad. 11th August 2004 - 01:27:20 AM 9638 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember you used to have a job and earn a steady income? 04th August 2004 - 08:35:04 PM 9452 : T.K. Carter Hey there white chowder, remember me? That’s right junior pasty, I’m the one who really, really, really, REALLY took your anal virginity back before Saved by the Bell was even known as Saved by the Bell! Remember “Good Morning, Miss Bliss” where I played Milo the maintenance man/token black wiseass? Remember how your stupid preteen ass kept trying to talk jive like a “brutha” to me and that you always wanted to see the “muthaland”? Don’t you remember when I promised to take your young white ass to the park in the afternoon after we filmed the fourth episode, but instead I took you far out to an empty field next to a rundown farm and raped you as all the grazing cattle watched? Remember how much you screamed in pain as I shoved my beautiful black 13-incher deep into your bright pink unlubed starfish and tossed you around like a little white ragdoll as I fiddled and groped your soft, hairless balls? Remember how every time I squeezed your balls, you would involuntarily clench your anal muscles tightly around my shaft, which encouraged me to squeeze your balls even harder, causing you to sob like the scared little white Jewish girl that you are? Remember how you screamed and cried so much that your voice became hoarse and you lost your voice, so all you could do was lay there and silently scream to yourself as I continued to thrust myself as far into your anal cavity as my dirty black snake could possibly go? Remember when I finally unleashed rope after thick, creamy rope of my potent Africanized seed deep into your rectum and you became lightheaded and threw up all over yourself? Remember when I helped clean the vomit off your chin by pulling out early and letting my last few spurts of baby making formula splash across your hairless, dirt-smeared face? Remember when you vomited again and passed out and when you came to, you woke up face down in a ditch covered from head-to-toe in moist cattle shit and fly larvae? Still feel like vistin’ the muthaland now, nigga! 03rd August 2004 - 10:55:41 PM 9418 : Mark-Paul Gosselaar Hey Dustin, remember me? That’s right, I’m the one who really, really, REALLY took your anal virginity during the FIRST season of Saved by the Bell! Both Dennis and Mario are mistaken, they only WISH they were the first to introduce your boney, Jewish ass to the world of homosexual buttsex! Sure, Dennis can probably claim to be the first MIDDLE-AGED man to do you up the ass while Mario can claim to be the first HISPANIC queer to stick his spicy manchilada in your tight little shithole, but both you and I know that I was the FIRST to ever penetrate your dirty brown poop chute with my white pubescent member. Remember when I invited you to stay over at my house for the night and you woke up to find me shoving myself deep into your unlubed dumper all the way up to my hairless balls? Remember when you tried to scream for help but I shoved your torn underwear into your mouth and wrapped my bedsheets around your head? Remember how much you tried to struggle with all your girlish might but I was just too powerful for you, and there was absolutely nothing you could do about it but lay there as I had my way with you? Remember how loudly you sobbed into the bedsheets as I forcefully rode myself into you like I was digging for gold? Remember when I finally released my young boy nut butter deep into your horribly violated anus and used your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pajamas to wipe my hairless crotch and penis clean of all the shit and blood? Remember when you thought it was all finally over, but then I picked you up and threw you out my bedroom window into the front yard and told you to walk your naked bleeding Jew ass home before I called the cops? Now do you see what happens when you don’t lend me your Nintendo games? 02nd August 2004 - 06:38:38 PM 9373 : Mario Lopez Hey there Dustin, remember me? That’s right, I’m the one who REALLY took your anal virginity backstage during the second season of Saved by the Bell! Dennis is mistaken, he only THINKS he took your butt cherry because of all the blood he saw running down your legs as he penetrated you. What Dennis doesn’t realize is that you have periodically suffered from severe cases of heavy rectal bleeding ever since I first violently tore you a new one in my dressing room on my first day on the show! Remember when you came into my dressing room to wish me good luck before filming? Remember when I ripped off your baggy zubaz and bent your frail figure over my dresser and forced my beefy man burrito up your pale, boney butt as you let out the girliest scream I have ever heard to come from another man’s mouth? Remember how I held your head up and made you look into my dresser mirror because I wanted you to watch me as I claimed your ass in the name of all gay Hispanic men across the world? Remember when I finally ejaculated my extra spicy hot sauce as deep into your colon as I could possibly go and you screamed in pain even more as the burning sensation spread so far up your ass that you could taste it in the back of your throat? Remember when you had a bad reaction to my sauce and you came down with a severe case of the runs during the middle of filming? You were shitting bloody dumplings and gravy for months! And believe me, I should know, you would let loose your bloody liquid shit latte all over my crotch every time I pulled out for those several month afterwards that I kept raping you. Luckily, I’m into shit play, otherwise I would have donkey punched the remaining shit out of you for crapping all over my Nike’s, you stupid fucking cumguzzling Jew. 29th July 2004 - 11:31:52 AM 9260 : Dennis Haskins Hey Dusty boy, remember me? I'm the one who forcefully took your anal virginity backstage during the second season of Saved by the Bell! Remember how much you cried when you noticed all the blood running down your legs and you thought you were dying? Boy, you sure were one stupid little cumguzzler, weren't you? I explained to you that you were only bleeding because I had popped your tight little butt cherry without using any lube. Then I proved it to you when I raped you the next week during lunch break and I used a whole jar of mayonnaise for lubrication. Well okay, there were still a couple minor streaks of crimson along my mayo-smeared cock, but at least it didn't hurt as much as before, right? Remember during the fourth season when I deposited 20 loads in your butt in one day, breaking my previous season three record of 15? I know how much it bothered you to walk around all day with so much of my salty seed swishing around inside you, your sore anus leaking gobs of it into the seat of your baggy zubaz every time you sat down, but you needed the protein anyway, you were pretty thin, afterall. Remember when you finally got sick of being raped by me and threatened to call the cops if I didn’t stop? I always said I would get you back for that. Remember during the final season wrap party for the original cast when we were all saying goodbye to each other and I whispered into your ear how sorry I was for everything I had put you through? Remember when you were walking to your car in the parking lot and somebody came up behind you and pulled a hefty bag over your head and raped you right there in the parking lot on the hood of your father’s shitty station wagon? Remember how hard your assailant would donkey punch you every time he climaxed deep inside your scrawny little butt? Remember when you lost consciousness after the eight donkey punch and you woke up naked in the backseat of your car, disoriented and bloody, and found a note stuck on the bloody swollen wounds on the back of your head? Remember how the note said to look at your ass in the mirror and when you did you discovered that I had tattooed my name on your butt? Boy, did I get you good! 14th July 2004 - 09:20:34 PM 8787 : Miss Bliss Screech, do you remember when I was your 8th grade teacher? Remember that time when your English homework wasn't completed, so I sent you to Principal Belding's office as a punishment? Do you remember when Mr. Belding said that your punishment for not doing your homework would be a spanking? Remember when Mr. Belding pulled down your pants, and you thought he was going to spank you? Remember when instead of giving you a spanking, he pulled down his pants and stuck his penis in your 13-year-old buttocks? Remember when he thrusted his penis over and over again, and you experienced a homosexual pleasure unlike any you had ever felt before? Remember when he eventually pulled out and shot his load all over your face and then sent you back to class without letting you clean his spunk off your face or hair? xoxo Miss Bliss 14th July 2004 - 05:53:05 PM 8777 : Mario Lopez I just wanned to say to mah mang Dusteen - remember back on da SBTB set when I used to give joo a Dirty Sanchez, usin mah own spicy bean-curd, while joo was bein raped in da ass by Dennis Haskeens?? Good times mang, good times!!! Hows about we hook up in a restroom one day foe a leetle trip down memory lane??? I may not have de permed mullet no moe, but you can steel fuck me like a leetle beetch!!! ¡Ay ay ayyyyy! 22nd March 2004 - 05:33:32 AM 6832 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that Saved by the Bell episode where you made Zack & Slater fake IDs so you guys could sneak into a nightclub called The Attic? Remember how strange you felt because that one fat chick wouldn't leave you alone and all you wanted to do that night was dance with Zack & Slater? Remember how they constantly rebuffed you because they were with girls of their own and they didn't want to ruin the purely heterosexual image that they had publicly established for themselves? Remember when you got really drunk and started to cry and Zack & AC felt sorry for you and said that they would take you out back behind the nightclub's dumpster for a quickie? Remember when they made you wear a paper bag over your head and said that it was "just for disguise purposes" and you weren't sure why you would need a disguise but went along with it anyway because you were drunk & horny? Remember how glad you were to finally be penetrated that night by both of them, but as they each took turns thrusting themselves into you, something just didn't seem quite right about it? Remember how rough & greasy their hands felt as they rubbed & groped your boney hips and extremely small sensitive balls? Remember when you suddenly noticed a peculiar smell that didn't seem to be coming from the dumpster that you were leaning against? Remember how you started to feel a strange burning sensation in your anus and between your butt cheeks that just didn't feel quite right and you became worried? Remember when you finally decided to take the paper bag off your head and you found out that Zack & AC were gone and had tricked you & sold you out to a couple smelly diseased hobos for a dollar each? Damn, your ass was itching something awful for weeks! 12th February 2004 - 12:35:45 AM 6381 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that one Saved by the Bell episode when Mr. Belding's brother Rod was a substitute teacher at Bayside? Remember how cool and "hip" he was? Remember how much you liked his hair, which he let grow out nice & long to hide the fact that he had a very obvious receding hairline? Remember when you showed up for school extra early and walked into Belding's office and caught him and his brother in the 69 position on top of Belding's desk? Remember how you tried to act embarrassed but you couldn't hide your excitement and stripped down to your underoos immediately? Remember when Rod had you take a dump on his receding hairline while Mr. Belding had you lick his fuzzy nipples? Remember when Belding gave you a Dirty Sanchez and ejaculated in your hair so he could slick it back and make you look like you were Mexican? Remember when Rod said he loved Mexican food and proceeded to eat out your unwiped butt cheeks as you squeezed out another long meaty turd? Remember when Belding then forced you to deep throat his thick white cock and told you to "suck it like the dirty Mexican scum that you are!" and then threw you out in the street afterwards? Remember when Rod came running outside and you thought he was going to apologize to you for his brother's behavior, except he instead kicked dirt in your face and told you that "Slater tasted better"? Remember when you stuck your fingers up your butt and took a lick and realized that he was right? 27th January 2004 - 11:25:21 AM 6262 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that one SbtB episode where a new girl wanted to join the wrestling team but the team didn't want her to join? Remember how she thought it was because she was a girl but, unbeknownst to her, the REAL reason was because it would have screwed up the team's homosexual rankings among the members? Remember how much you secretly wished you could join too but knew that they wouldn't take you in because of your pitiful physique? Remember how you tried your best to bulk up by working out and eating nothing but power bars sprinkled with weight-gaining powder & grasshopper bits? Remember how you weren't gaining any muscle mass but started getting flabby instead so you cut back and resorted to eating nothing but candle wax & paper products? Remember when you finally started to get back into a decent shape but nobody noticed because the new wrestling chick was the center of everybody's attention at the time? Remember when she noticed you looking pitiful and felt sorry for you so she invited you over to her house after wrestling practice to talk? Remember when you were in her room and she told you to close your eyes and not to open them until she said so? Remember when you smelled something fishy so you peaked anyway and opened your eyes just in time to see her attempting to use your enormous gonzo nose to stimulate her smelly snatch? Remember how disgusted you felt to be touching a girl in a sexual manner like that for the very first time? Remember how much you cried as you ran down the street away from her house as fast as your thin bony legs could take you, your arms flailing in the wind? Remember how good it felt to have the wrestling team finally notice you as they washed your tears away when they each took turns ejaculating all over your face? Remember how much you cried again when they said you still couldn't join the team anyway? Damn, even The New Class still be laughing about that shit! 21st January 2004 - 03:32:04 PM 6235 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that one Saved by the Bell episode when the school struck oil and everybody dreamed about how rich they were going to be? Remember how there was an accident and oil spilled into the school pond and killed all the animals that you & the gang had just returned to the pond after having bonded with them as part of a class assignment? Remember how upset Zack & Mr. Belding were when their little duck Becky died? Remember how much fun Zack had whenever he forced the duck to deep throat him while Belding fingered it from behind? Remember how loudly it would quack? Remember how Zack was unable to accept Becky's death and kept the duck's dead body with him for days as he continued to clean the black oil off it in vain? Remember how you tried to comfort Zack and told him that you would do anything for him to make him feel better? Remember when he had to dress up as a duck in a really ragged duck suit and forced you to deep throat his bleach-haired cock while roughly choking your long, slender neck? Remember how he turned off the lights so it would be easier for him to imagine that you were Becky? Remember how he kept calling out the duck's name in ecstasy every time he tightly squeezed your neck? Remember when you felt something enter you from behind but you couldn't tell what it was because the lights were out and Zack was still face fucking you & it was too dark to see? Remember how it kept going farther & farther up your colon and you couldn't help but grow an erection? Remember when Zack finally blew his load down your throat & switched on the lights and you turned around just in time to see Mr. Belding pulling his arm out of your horribly stretched ass and it was completely covered in black oil & mashed chunks of your shit? Remember how you proceeded to lick Belding's arm completely clean like the nasty little fecal muncher that you are? 25th November 2003 - 07:31:58 PM 5844 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that one early SbtB episode where it was the annual Miss Bayside competition and Zack entered you in it on a bet with Slater? Remember when hopes of you actually winning were high so Slater entered the competition as well? Remember how during the swimsuit part of the competition Slater came out on stage wearing nothing but a pair of trunks? Remember how smooth and well tanned his skin looked? Remember how finely toned his biceps & thighs were? Remember how uncomfortable your queer little bathing suit became when you uncontrollably popped a stiffy? Remember when Slater flexed his muscles at the insistence of a very noticeably aroused Mr. Belding and you felt conflicted because even though you were drawn to AC, you also felt a loyalty to Belding and wanted to be his exclusive partner in butt sex? Remember when you won the competition and became Miss Bayside and you felt like a princess because Mr. Belding started singing that song about how lovely you were? Remember how less lovely you felt when you spied on Belding making a pass at Slater? Remember how happy you were when Slater rebuffed Belding's advances as he walked away holding Zack's hand? Remember how weird you felt when later that night Mr. Belding, while thrusting his veiny member into you from behind, kept tugging on the back of that wig he made you wear which strangely resembled Slater's permed mullet? Remember when he called out AC's name during orgasm and you looked over your shoulder and he was wearing a blonde wig & preppy clothes that made him look like Zack? 22nd November 2003 - 10:39:25 PM 5817 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode with Tori Spelling where your mom went to Graceland for her anniversary and Zack & AC stayed over at your house and everybody partied in their boxers all night long? Remember when the guys decided to play a joke on you and had you bend over to pick up a penny they dropped, then Zack shoved that broomstick deep up your butt and AC used it to steer you around the house like a vacuum? Remember when Slater steered you in the wrong direction and knocked over your mom's Elvis statue and you knew that she would die if she found out it broke? Remember when Zack played poker against Maxwell Nerdstrom and he bet your dog and lost? Remember when you had that dream sequence where your mom showed up saying she had died and then Mr. Belding showed up dressed as Elvis to escort her to heaven and he had a noticeable erection? Remember how you wondered whether the erection was for you our your mom, or if maybe Belding just liked being dressed that way? Remember when Zack held a party to raise money to buy a new Elvis statue but he couldn't raise enough so he whored you out to Nerdstrom? Remember when Nerdstrom said he would give you back your dog if he could film you sucking him off? Remember when he took you upstairs to your mom's room & pulled you into that big dark closet with him and told you to start sucking? Remember how dark it was and you couldn't see anything so you had to feel your way around the closet until you found Nerdstrom's surprisingly very large & erect penis? Remember how unusually salty & bitter it tasted but you kept sucking it anyway because you had never sucked such a large member before? Remember when your mom came home early and she opened the closet door to see what was going on in there and you could see by the light entering the closet that Nerdstrom was standing in the corner filming you with his infrared camera and you looked up to see who it was you were REALLY sucking off and it turned out to be Tori Spelling the whole time? Damn, I always knew there was something unusual about that chick! 20th November 2003 - 06:12:54 PM 5799 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode where you guys had your senior prom with a country western theme (rather than formal) and everybody dressed like cowboys & rednecks? Remember how you were dressed in overalls & a straw hat like you were ready for a fagtastic hoedown? Remember when you noticed a peculiar baked tortilla smell emanating from the boiler room and you knew something was up? Remember when you went down there and saw that Jessie & Slater had accidentally locked themselves in the boiler room? Remember when you opened the door and noticed the newfound sexual tension between them and became insanely jealous with rage? Remember when you lunged towards Jessie and flailed you arms at her as you proceeded to get into a catfight with her? Remember when you started whacking her over the head repeatedly with a hard rubber dildo that you just happened to have in your pocket? Remember how you fought with all your might but she kicked your ass anyway? Remember how sore you were & how badly the bruises covering your body hurt everytime you touched them? Remember how less badly they hurt later that night as a very comforting Mr. Belding squirted & massaged his warm, creamy loads all over your backside for hours? Remember how his gentle, soothing touch took your mind off the pain & humiliation, only to bring your mind right back to the pain as he attempted to shove your sharp, brittle straw hat up your unlubed butt? 18th November 2003 - 01:29:45 AM 5768 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that Saved by the Bell episode where it was Career Day at Bayside and Slater quit wrestling and took up baking instead? Remember when AC baked that chocolate cake and you fantasized about him hand feeding you the cake piece by piece while you laid your head on his very well tanned thighs? Remember how much more delicious you thought the cake icing would be if it were your very own protein rich boy butter rather than chocolate? Remember when Zack had made a bet against someone from Valley over which school would be victorious in the upcoming wrestling match and he had to come up with some way to get Slater to rejoin the wrestling team again to insure the victory? Remember how ecstatic you were when you learned that the plan Zack finally came up with involved you having to dress up in tights & take AC's place on the team in the hopes that he would come to your rescue at the last minute? Remember how you were about to get pummeled in the wrestling match and your Valley opponent had you up on his shoulders when Slater finally did arrive at the last minute to save you? Remember how erotic the entire event seemed as the Valley guy pulled you off of his shoulders and place you in Slater's very smooth & muscular arms? Remember how noticeably aroused you became at that moment as Slater cradled you in his arms like a baby? Remember when both of your eyes met and you thought you were in love? Remember how disappointed you were when AC put you down so he could wrestle the Valley guy and win the match? Remember how less disappointed you were back in the locker room when Slater had you lick chocolate icing off his very hairy & sweaty testicles? 12th November 2003 - 04:08:12 PM 5695 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode that guest starred that chick who used to play Punky Brewster? Remember how you came up with a special spaghetti sauce and said it was a super secret homemade recipe and marketed it at the school and it became a hit? Remember how you & Zack stole all of those glass jars meant for the science classes and used the school facilities to manufacture & package your sauce? Remember how Punky Brewster & her bursting set of 36DDs started taking advantage of you and had you spend enormous amounts of your newfound income on her? Remember how weird she thought it was when you bought her that black strapon dildo with a diamond stud on the tip and you told her it was a present for the "both of us"? Remember how Mr. Belding found out about you stealing the glass jars and using the school facilities to make your sauce so he had you pay it all off by having you "eat his sauce" every day in his office around lunchtime, as well as also having you make him spaghetti for dinner every night for the following three months? Remember how much he loved your spaghetti sauce that you "personally prepared" just for him and complimented you every time he ate it? Remember how puzzled he was when, every morning for those three months, he kept finding crusty sesame seeds matted into his graying pubic hair after having unprotected buttsex with you the night before? Remember how you pulled one over on Belding because he never found out that your sauce's secret ingredient was your chunky, sesame seed filled diarrhea? 11th November 2003 - 05:02:31 AM 5657 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode where you & the gang went to Palm Springs for the wedding of Jessie's father? Remember how you had just gone through a bad breakup with Mr. Belding, so to get your mind off things, you dressed up as a ship captain and tried to pick up girls using a book that would supposedly teach you how to act cool & get in their pants? Remember when you went to that gym with the intention of hitting on the girls who were working out there, but you couldn't keep your eyes off of all the flexing beefcake that was there also? Remember when you saw Slater hitting on that princess while on the rowing machine and it reminded you of all the times Mr. Belding would call you up to his office, tie you up in those special bondage straps that he had, and would use you as his own personal "rowing machine"? Remember how as soon as AC got off the rowing machine, you snuck over to the machine and began to lick and rub your face into the sweat-soaked ass print Slater left on the seat of the machine? Remember how you could still feel the warmth of his ass that was left on the seat? Remember how you smiled and gently laid your head on the cushiony seat and dozed off as you deeply inhaled the baked tortilla smell that Slater's ass naturally gave off? Remember how, as you laid there, you ended up dreaming about Belding smearing refried beans all over your erection and wrapping it in a tortilla? Remember how you dreamed that Slater would then "eat" the tortilla as Belding sprinkled ice-cold grated cheese on your boney ass cheeks? Remember when you woke up and found that you had somehow accidentally caught your own erection in the gears of the rowing machine? Ouch! 28th October 2003 - 04:22:25 PM 5445 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that College Saved by the Bell episode where you had a fight with Zack over that one tennis girl and moved in with Mr. Rogers? Remember how much you missed Zack and dreamed that he would come into your room at night and carry you out of bed and take you back to your old room and have sweet unprotected sexual relations with you in your old bed? Remember when you dreamed that it actually happened but when you woke up, you found yourself in Rogers' bed instead and he had his massive, muscular arms wrapped tightly around your fragile, minuscule frame? Remember when you struggled to get away but he held you down and forced you to wear his old football jersey & shoulder pads and nothing else? Remember how much you bled & cried when he forced himself inside you and ravished you for a good 20 minutes? Remember how you fell deeply in love with him at that very moment, only to have your heart broken when he called out Slater's name during climax? Man, you should have seen the look on your face! 24th October 2003 - 06:39:02 AM 5387 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that No Hope with Dope episode on SbtB with Jonny Dakota? Remember when he came to Bayside to film an anti-drug commercial and you and Zack and A.C. went to the restroom and found that used joint on the bathroom floor? Remember when Zack started smoking it and then Slater smoking it and you were like "hey, what about me?" and then Zack and A.C. looked at each other and smiled and pulled down their pants and told you to "start smoking"? Remember how you eagerly started puffing away on Zack's neatly trimmed blonde manhood as you wrapped your girlish hand around Slater's darkly tanned bushman? Remember when A.C. buried his face into your sweaty unwashed groin and performed his special 'Sloppy Slater'? Remember when Jonny Dakota suddenly walked in on you guys and was like "whoa" and he thought he was in a public restroom back in West Hollywood? Remember how he thanked you guys for making him feel at home as his tight fitting jeans hit the floor? Special thanks to Fagbusters for the idea. 29th October 2003 - 09:24:10 AM 5466 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that College Saved by the Bell episode where it was Thanksgiving and featured all those special guest stars and you guys tried to make a turkey? Remember how one of the guest stars was (at the time) Tiffany Amber Thiessen's real life boyfriend, Brian Austin Green? Remember how jealous you were of her and kept giving her dirty looks for the rest of the episode? Remember how Brian was trying to start a career as a white rapper? Remember how much you kept flirting with him in front of everybody? Remember how uncomfortable he seemed by it? Remember how pissed Slater looked and he wouldn't talk to you for the rest of the episode? Remember when you invited Brian into the men's room and asked him to rap for you personally in return for a sloppy anal rimming? Remember how disgusted he was by the request? Remember when he had sex with you anyway? Damn, that dude will do ANYTHING to get people to listen to his new beats! 07th November 2003 - 12:15:50 AM 5606 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that early SbtB episode where there was a dance contest at The Max hosted by Casey Kasem and you ended up being paired with Lisa who had a broken leg? Remember how you were still developing sexually and felt conflicted about having to dance with Lisa? Remember how AC was dirty dancing with Kelly but you secretly wished it was you that Slater was grinding his lumpy crotch into instead? Remember how you wished Slater would scoop you up in his arms & twirl you around on the dance floor while holding you tightly against his very muscular chest? Remember how moments before it was your turn to dance with Lisa, you thought you were developing a crush on Slater because it felt like you had butterflies in your stomach, but it turned out to be your chronic diarrhea acting up again? Remember how you had to quickly improvise a solution to your leaky ass problem so you snuck into the kitchen and stuck a freshly cooked cob of corn up into your anus to stop the seepage? Remember how steaming hot it was? Remember how you and Lisa hit the dance floor and started hopping around on one leg and Casey Kasem dubbed it "The Sprang"? Remember how everybody thought you were only dancing like that because you were imitating Lisa, but in reality you were stiffly hopping around because it was hard to move with that hot cob of corn lodged up your butt as it burned the fleshy inner walls of your smelly anus? Remember how as you continued to hop around on one leg, you began to actually enjoy the painful burning sensation as the corn lodged itself deeper into your rectal cavity with every excruciating hop? Special thanks to Kurt Steinberg for the support & episode suggestion. 27th October 2003 - 06:11:40 PM 5430 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode where Slater brought his pet lizard Arnie to school and had you & Zack babysit Arnie and it died and AC blamed you guys for it? Remember when AC showed up in that alligator costume and pretended to be Arnie and had you guys in that lineup and Mr. Belding was dressed as a cop? Remember how noticeably hard you were in that scene and how embarassed you were when AC pointed out the tent that was forming in your pants? Remember when Belding popped a tent of his own as a |
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| 27th October 2003 - 06:11:40 PM 5430 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode where Slater brought his pet lizard Arnie to school and had you & Zack babysit Arnie and it died and AC blamed you guys for it? Remember when AC showed up in that alligator costume and pretended to be Arnie and had you guys in that lineup and Mr. Belding was dressed as a cop? Remember how noticeably hard you were in that scene and how embarassed you were when AC pointed out the tent that was forming in your pants? Remember when Belding popped a tent of his own as a result and kept rubbing up against you for the rest of the scene? Remember when Slater talked about what your punishment would be and you imagined it would be him drilling into you from behind with his beefy Mexican burrito while dressed as Arnie? Remember how happy you were when it actually came true? Remember how he rode you hard & serious and manhandled you like a ragdoll in your own dark bedroom? Remember how surprised you were when you flicked on the light and it turned out to be Belding the whole time? 26th October 2003 - 12:18:28 PM 5413 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that Saved by the Bell episode where everybody was trying to come up with a new school song and Zack sabotaged everybody? Remember when you had that wacky plan to break into the musicroom and steal all the instruments but when you snuck in there you caught Zack and AC in the 69 position on top of Mr. Tuttle's desk? Remember when Slater forced that crusty unlubed music flute up your butthole and you told him not to because you had a really bad case of the runs that day? Remember when you started to uncontrollably pass gas and played the flute with your ass? Remember how AC started sniffing the end of the flute and smiled and said he was getting hungry because your smelly farts reminded him of homemade burritos? Remember when you couldn't hold back your bowels any longer and a continuous stream of liquid shit shot straight out of the flute and splashed Slater right in the face? Remember how he opened his mouth real wide and started gulping down your dark watery waste as fast as he could? 24th October 2003 - 01:40:41 AM 5385 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that Zack Attack episode on Save by the Bell that was hosted by Casey Kasem? Remember when you guys first began playing in a garage and then made it big and got a record contract and went on tour and got that new manager chick who caused the band to become divided? Remember when she helped Zack's ego become inflated and he went solo as a result? Remember when Slater became a racecar driver and ended up in the hospital and Zack heard about it and dumped the manager chick so he could be by Slater's side? Remember when you showed up and you and Zack and Slater had sweaty unprotected makeup sex back in the garage and then Mr. Belding showed up to find out why nobody had shown up for school in over a year and caught all three of you and personally performed his own version of the 'Zack Attack' on you while covered in maple syrup? I wonder why NBC deleted that scene, I thought it was funny. 14th November 2003 - 03:56:55 PM 5733 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that Saved by the Bell episode where there was an upcoming dance and everybody wore plastic hearts around their neck with their names on them & placed them around the neck of whomever it was they were taking to the dance? Remember how you helped Zack make a copy of a Beach Boy tape full of subliminal messages that he was going to use to get Kelly to like him? Remember when the tape was passed around and ended up in the hands of Mr. Belding and he played it over the PA system and it made everybody in the school fall in love with Zack? Remember when in the hallway you saw Slater take his plastic heart and place it around Zack's neck and you were jealous because you wanted to wear Slater's heart instead? Remember how your eyes began to water and you could feel a lump forming in your throat as you started to become emotional over what you were witnessing? Remember how you became so emotional that it caused your chronic diarrhea to act up and before you knew it, your pimply little butthole had sprayed a surprisingly large amount of extremely watery shit onto the back of your bright rainbow colored pants? Remember how warm & runny it was as it ran down the back of your legs, causing streak stains to form down your pants? Remember how you had to wrap a really long & thick sweater around your waist to hide the very dark shit stains that had completely soaked all the way through the back of your pant legs? Remember how completely soiled your once white socks became and the inside of your shoes became soaked & mushy? Remember how you had to walk around like that for the rest of the day, heartbroken & smelling like your own incredibly foul bodily waste which everybody you walked by could smell? Remember when you walked by Mr. Belding in the lunchroom and he had the sudden urge to eat his bowl of tapioca pudding out of your ass? Again? Special thanks to Kurt Steinberg for the episode suggestion. 31st October 2003 - 07:51:53 PM 5531 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode when you guys got summer jobs at that local beach resort called Malibu Sands and worked for that fat Leon Carosi guy? Remember when Zack got the hots for the boss' daughter Stacey and you were jealous of her because you wanted Zack all to yourself? Remember how you ran into the comforting (and very muscular) arms of Slater as a result? Remember how Slater forcefully shoved that ripe pineapple up your tight little butthole even though you didn't want him to, but you let him because you were glad to be getting some attention? Remember when AC made you walk around with it shoved up your ass for a whole day & then made you eat it afterwards? Remember how constipated you became? Remember when AC then had you drink a whole bottle of ex-lax and told you to let loose your liquified bowels all over his very well tanned chest? Remember when your boss Mr. Carosi caught you licking Slater's chest & hardened nipples clean while in the kitchen freezer? Remember when he joined in too? 30th October 2003 - 04:51:23 PM 5503 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that early SbtB episode when you asked Lisa to the prom and she said she would go with you "when worms have ears!"? Remember how you were visibly going through puberty at the time and your voice had become noticeably deeper? Remember how as Lisa walked away, you noticed Mr. Belding walking by decked out in a brand new suit & tie? Remember how he had a swagger in his walk and you couldn't take your eyes away from his swaying hips & crotch? Remember how confused & conflicted you felt about it when you felt a strange sensation begin to stir in your groin and you slowly followed him as you continued to watch him stroll on down the hall? Remember how less confused & conflicted you felt about it when he bent you over his desk and penetrated you for the very first time, popping your tight brown butt cherry and "breaking" you into his world, a world from which you have never looked back from? Remember when he finally came inside you and you accidentally hit the intercom button and let out a shrill, high-pitched, voice-cracking scream and everybody thought it was the lunch bell? Special thanks to Kurt Steinberg for the support. 02nd November 2003 - 12:02:24 AM 5549 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode when you, Zack, & Slater took part in the annual Bayside vs. Valley prank war? Remember when you stole Valley's pitbull mascot and was caught by Mr. Belding playing "dress up" with it in the janitor's closet and tried to pretend it was part of the prank war? Remember when Dan & Stan from Valley kidnapped you, then tied you up inside your tiger suit, took you to the football locker room, cut a hole in the suit's bum, and let the ENTIRE football team take turns doing you up the butt for 25 cents a turn? Remember how you could feel all of their warm & gooey cum leaking from your sore, stretched anus down onto your thighs and still-hairless ballsac? Remember when you asked if they could take of the tiger head so you could breathe easier and when they did, the entire football team had gathered around you & proceeded to blow their loads all over your head & face all at once? Remember how you tried your best to lap it all up like the hungry little cum guzzler that you are? 04th November 2003 - 12:38:58 AM 5570 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode when a new girl showed up at Bayside and both Zack & Slater had the hots for her and competed with each other for her love? Remember when the tension escalated and they actually got into a fist fight in the hallway? Remember how jealous you were of the new girl and you wished that it was you Zack & AC were fighting over? Remember when Belding showed up wearing that really crappy toupee and attempted to break up the fight? Remember how all 3 of their bodies became an erotic mishmash of rubbing body torsos & limbs as they each attempted to pull each other off of the other? Remember how their groins bumped & grinded into each other as they continued to wrestle in the middle of the hallway in front of all the other watching students? Remember the noticeable erections they had? Remember how you wished you were a part of that 3-way tango? Remember how, without thinking, you tried to work your way into the homoerotic mass of struggling men and attempted to grope their crotches and Belding, Zack, & Slater, although noticeably aroused by your actions, stopped fighting & pretended to act shocked because you were doing this in front of the other students in the hall? Remember how ashamed & embarrassed you felt about it as Belding acted mad and escorted you, Zack, & AC straight to the detention room? Remember how that feeling of shame & embarrassment washed away as they all took turns giving you a golden shower in the detention room and you felt all of their hardened pre-cum dripping cocks rub & grind into the bare flesh of your scrawny face & chest as you vigorously jerked off with Belding's toupee? Special thanks to Gwando & Leaky Ass Queer for the support. |
| 22nd March 2005 - 10:11:37 PM |
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| hey dustin i wanna stick my dick in your butt and then have you lick off the little pieces of corn and shit off of my rock-hard throbbing fuckstick afterwards |
| 22nd March 2005 - 11:53:06 PM |
| 12844 : Ylva BRUNE\'s ex-men(som tröttnad å denne homohora |
| INFECTED INSTITUTIONS&INFILTRED PARASITES... Svekish language version ** http://www.holywar.org/poster562.jpg ** - Här ska vi titta på något nytt, dokumenterade klippet omkring den nya sagan; välkommen!.. Det är en Saga; man behöver inte vara illamående då man möter faktumet som demokratiskt plattform... Det finns ju en del intressanta typer som inte vill se människor som inte robotiker.. Tyvärr finns en del som aldrig vill acceptera andras grundläggande rättigheter... Vissa fräcka vill inte fatta att det finns människor som har olika idéer, särskilda dikter, uttryckssätt i den litteratur världen d.v.s. det är inte vinnande att bita sig via berättelseförloppet.. Självklart ska både onda och goda spela sin roll på scenen... Vem som är onda i den sagan och vem som är onda, kritisera detta senare... Skriv recensioner eller en liknande saga om du vill säga något!.. Är det inte bra att visa reaktionen på mänskligt sätt istället för trampa närliggande som åsna? I lugn och ro får man följa händelseförloppet.. Jo, det en saga bara, behövs inte försöka tysta för att det innehåller även din röst... Är det så känner någon sig berörd då önskas att även denne försöker att skriva ännu bättre; humana, senare... Är du en af dem som inte litteraturkännare, inte vill visa respekt till omvärldens oliktänkasätt, då rekommenderas att inte anstränga dig, lämna platsen omedelbart och springa åt skogen so fort dina föräldrar kunnat i historien... . Speciellt de som är människofiender, bör vara helt ute och inte smutsa ner den internetvärlden... Det är sant och sådant förord blivit obligatoriskt, tyvärr.. Här, omkring den sagan ska ni upptäcka att sistnämnda kategorien lämnar sina tassar; massor varelser nöjer sig med smutskasta på allt t.o.m. visa sina skitiga karaktär även i sagovärlden... Se upp, här finns sexannonsliknande fascistiska provokationerna som syftar att sabotera mänskliga attityder.. De hatar all form berättelser som riskerar deras vinster... De vill inte fatta att de finns redan i sådana berättelser men det är också ett psykologiskt bevis att de som smutskastar mina sagor hatar sig själv djupt inne i deras egna grisliknande hjärtan, kalkliknande hjärnor...... De är människofiender, inget annat.. Gissa då hurdan varelser som utnyttjar människo-ID; gissa snälla hur vi behöver fler och humana sagor i en sådan planet!.. Skydda bevismaterial så att efter en kort undersökning ska bli det ännu roligare att tillintetgöra den smutsiga karaktären vilken ansvarig att stå bakom sådana attack exempelvis viss falska annons klistring omkring våran saga.. Kamratliga hälsningar från sagoberättaren... ** PLUNDRING a la scientifica ultra betrayala MILLENNIUM///Attention: Independent Intellectuals and scientical researchers etc. under Zionist threat worldwide.../Vetenskapliga forskningsarbete i fara...Här finns en lista som fått "Okay!" hos Gudfärder af Tel Aviv Maffian så att sionistiska lobbyer stödjer vidare alla dessa upplistade knähundarna... Dessa vetenskapsmaskerade och finfina tittlade grisar har inget alls någon form skamkänsla trots de allihop vet noga att vissa importerade sharlataner kommit direkt ur ZOG-bordeller exempelvis etiopiska judar... Horan Kitimbwa är ökända exemplet, en af dem som smugglats in i ZOG-area. Jo, hon är expert, men hennes yrke inte alls stämmer vad Migration Office cover registrerat... Hon utbildade sig i en s.k. "Mammeles' ancient work in the dirty streets", praktiserat som "Child-Porn-distribution-Mammele, i Africa" men fått efternamnet SABUNI och blivit "automatisk forskare som alla andra importfigurer i den här liberala marknadren"... Hon valde en titel för sig som exempelvis pedophil Kurd-Zion Abit DUNDAR gjort en gång.. Det är något modé ju som alla vägvisraehundar plockar även yrkesnamn, det är den här flockens rutinmässiga attityd.. Alla dessa liknar varandra, oavsett man heter SABUNI, BAKSI, DUNDARI, AHLMARK, ABRAMOVICZ, dessa parasiter är smarta på detta sättet, traditionellt... Visst, man får ävene "professorial chair" som Nedim DAGDEVIREN den förekommande Mo$$ad-chefen, imiterar och imponerar varandra, blir "sjärtklart forskare åtminstone" utan någon utbildning, inte heller något formellt regel att få svenskt "citizenship".. Passet skänktes af höggradera falseriets mästarverk, Stig WALLIN (den falska överlevande polsk-judiske hallicken) gåvofix som mesta ordnas af gänget SKMA... (SKMA är Mo$$ad's officiella/legaliserade ansiktet som en undergren af Terrornetwork AIPAC)... Här är en välsignerade judevänliga hundar som etiketterat "researcher"... Alla dessa (utan något undantag) Forskare (!!!)etiketterade horor fått bidragssumman... Pasrasiter som organiserade, just det, enorma sveket i satellitregimen SvekJa Kingdom... Scandinavia is mild-occupied Palestine of EU, like a second hand trainee-area of ZOG... Watch and spin in the ridiculous faces of all polit-whores!.. Här är den förkortade listan om de ökända politiska horor som ständig i tjänsten af den sioniserade imperialismen.. Jo, det är helt fritt att spottta gärna deras skitiga ansiktena. Dessa alla har inga mänskliga känslor, prova nu, varsågoda! Tveka inte; kom närmare att spotta igen om igen: ** Abiri, Elisabeth E-post: e.abiri@padrigu.gu.se Institution: Freds och utvecklingsforskning, Göteborgs universitet. Miljö och mänskliga rättigheter: samband och motsättningar. 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