| 23rd March 2005 - 12:21:19 PM |
| 12853 : Hygiene Hater |
| Screech, tell me - do you prefer unwashed cocks? Do you like the taste of smegma and the smell of crotch fungus? Because I do!! I once went to Bombay and fucked this destitute guy named Majid, who hadn't washed for 3 weeks. His crotch smelt like like a dead baboon's asshole smeared in rancid Tandoori and expired Parmesan! I was in heaven licking it clean!! |
| 23rd March 2005 - 12:24:15 PM |
| 12854 : LARK VOORHIES |
| SCREECH REMMEBER WHEN YOU AT ME OUT AND THEN I RIPED YOUR DICK IN HALF HA HA HA . SUCK MY HOT HOT HOTHOT PUSSY |
| 23rd March 2005 - 12:48:18 PM |
| 12855 : Mature Women Sex Mature Women Sex |
| ß Mature Women Sex Mature Women Sexë |
| 23rd March 2005 - 01:33:28 PM |
| 12856 : Arnold |
| Any thoughts on Dana Plato? |
| 23rd March 2005 - 01:39:30 PM |
| 12857 : Rocco |
| Hey all. Yesterday I saw one of my favorite epidsodes. Its an old one with Miss. Bliss. A bully who can't read shows up at school and starts making screech do his homework. When Screech does a bad job the bully piledrives him into the bathroom floor. Then squats on his pube head and releases a torrent of shit all over him. They hear a noise and a naked Mikey falls out of the ceiling right onto Screechs head. As Screech moans in pain the bully rips off his zubaz and shit stained underoos and buttfucks him for an hour while Mikey watches and jacks off! Belding comes in when he hear's Screechs moaning but instead of helping Screech he wraps his asscheeks around Screechs nose and forces him to rim his ass! Screech gets the buttfucked and has to rim Belding all at the same time! To finish off the bukkake screech and make him gobble it all up including the feces! Then the bully gets on his motorcycle and does a burnout on screech's head.Classic! ROCCO |
| 23rd March 2005 - 01:45:23 PM |
| 12858 : lovethenut |
| For being "straight" you guys sure have some lurid gay fantasies. |
| 23rd March 2005 - 01:53:30 PM |
| 12859 : shane |
| please, piss on my face................. |
| 23rd March 2005 - 01:56:03 PM |
| 12860 : lovethenut |
| Ox, shut up. |
| 23rd March 2005 - 04:31:51 PM |
| 12861 : juan z |
| i have what you fudgepackers need....... |
| 23rd March 2005 - 05:10:04 PM |
| 12862 : Red Rimminghood |
| hey lovethenut, let's hook up sometime for a little rimming and scat play - I'm a regular on the dumpster scene. |
| 23rd March 2005 - 06:17:41 PM |
| 12864 : REX DOUBLEDAY |
| Hey fuckers. I found some old guys colostomy bag wrapped up in some newspaper in a trash can the other day. It was totally filled with shit and urine so I decided to make good use of it. I smashed it over this little kids head and he started to cry histerically! Since he was only 6 or 7 his mom was not far away so I ran like hell the fuck out of there! Afterwards I retured home and took the crap of my life. Go fuck yourself assholes. |
| 23rd March 2005 - 09:02:11 PM |
| 12865 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode when Mr. Belding wore a new suit to Bayside? Remember how cool he thought he looked in it? Remember when he strutted down the hallway? Remember how he wasn't wearing underwear at the time and his middle-aged package was shifting from side-to-side as he strutted? Remember how you were fixated on his crotch? Remember when the queer student whose nickname was 'lovethenut' (because he loved gobbling down nut butter of the athletes on the wrestling team after their workouts) tried to grab Mr. Belding's wrinkled ass? Remember when you pushed that fruit out of the way so you could get a better look at Belding's mid-section? Remember when your eyes got really big as you stared at Mr. Belding's package? Remember when Slater saw this and got pissed? Remember when he charged at you and knocked you over with a 'clothes-line'? Remember when he dropped trow, grabbed your 'fro and used your gonzo nose to clean his ass? Remember when you started crying? Remember when Mr. Belding walked over and whipped out his middle-aged cock? Remember how his pubes were grey and his nut sack was wrinkled? Remember when he said he would wash away your worries as he began giving you a golden shower? Remember when instead of washing away your worries, you contracted herpes on your eye from his diseased urine? The Bayside gang really screwed you over that time! |
| 23rd March 2005 - 09:58:52 PM |
| 12866 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| 'blee' is a word which preceeds another explaining 'surprise' , anticipation, sexual anxiety, remorse, extreme stomach gas containment, etc.. Blee may sound like "Believe" shortened to "Bleeeeve in the Lord" but can only be heard in Louisiana. 1) "BLEE, oh damn, that gas is causing me wild stomach pain 2) "Blee that Blee Johnny", heard frequently at the Monkey Cave, Miraflores, Lima, Peru 3) "blee....p.....blee...p" the sound of a horn trying to sound but running on a very weak battery. |
| 24th March 2005 - 12:02:36 AM |
| 12867 : |
| i love you steven |
| 24th March 2005 - 12:46:39 AM |
| 12868 : precum |
| hi |
| 24th March 2005 - 06:12:10 AM |
| 12869 : cydney |
| Dustin u r the funniest person in the world! you even top Dave Coulier! :) |
| 24th March 2005 - 09:22:22 AM |
| 12870 : BLEE |
| HEY WHOSE USING MY NAME HERE, THAT FUCKING PRINCESS PEUSSIE??? JESUS FER GOD SAKE STOP DOING THAT OR THE CHACHI WILL WIPE YOU OUT AND WITHOUT TP. Hey anyone here use the word SKIDDERS? think it's about stain in Dustin's underpanties? groove...fuckers. |
| 24th March 2005 - 09:35:18 AM |
| 12871 : Peter Perfect, DUSTIN\'s best fan |
| I was in the food market the other day and bening over the vegetables when I felt someone trying to put HIS finger in my asshole. Yes, I turned around and there was this young priest, smiling and sticking his third finger into his mouth....I wasn't in the mood for any of that stuff just then, so carved my tele. number on a cucumber and handed it to him. God, I only wonder what happened to that cucumber and I haven't heard from this priest yet. Anyone else with such a shocking story? |
| 24th March 2005 - 10:23:31 AM |
| 12872 : |
| check out this article about diamond: http://www.dallasobserver.com/issues/2004-12-02/calendar/calendar3.html diamond apparently said that zack morris was gay during his comedy routine. i wonder if he knows that because zack donkey punched screech in the steam room after gym class a couple times. |
| 24th March 2005 - 10:33:51 AM |
| 12873 : |
| http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/03_voices/slater/slater.asp |