| 28th March 2005 - 11:19:57 PM |
| 12932 : |
| screech, did you really star in a gay porno called "screech's sausagefest"????? |
| 28th March 2005 - 11:26:47 PM |
| 12933 : |
| http://www.truechristian.com/forums/ Pastor Jim now has forums |
| 29th March 2005 - 02:15:56 AM |
| 12934 : |
| screech, i would pay to watch mr. belding donkey punch u. xoxo a.c. slater |
| 29th March 2005 - 07:18:27 AM |
| 12935 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Screech, remember the time you first realised you had feelings for Mr. Belding? Remember how it was after we'd had computer club, and you and I were walking down the corridor of Bayside, when we saw Belding strutting towards us? Remember how he had a bad Village People mustache and was wearing a brown corduroy suit with a pink shirt, wide lapels and slightly flared trousers? Remember how you were stopped short by his beauty, and stood there with your mouth agape? Remember how your teeny-tiny little cock went instantaneously hard? Remember how you had a major crush on him for a few weeks, until one day you finally decided to go to his office and come clean? Remember how you burst through the door of his office and walked in, only to see Belding ass-fucking Slater over his desk? Remember how the sight was so arousing, you shouted 'ZOIKS! I'M GONNA CUMMM!!' and pulled down your pants and immediately blew your load all over the two of them without even touching yourself? Continued... |
| 29th March 2005 - 07:29:38 AM |
| 12936 : Maxwell Nerdstrom - continued from below |
| Remember how Belding was so incensed he pulled his dick out of Slater's ass, walked over to you and shouted 'LEARN TO KNOCK, YOU PUFFY-HAIRED FAGGOT!' in your face before slugging you in the gut? Remember how you groaned and went down, and Belding thrust his still-erect penis into your mouth? Remember how it tasted of burritos and guacamole from being in Slater's ass? Remember how you were shocked at first, but then remembered your feelings for Belding, and started giving him the blowjob of a lifetime? Remember how Slater said 'Hey preppie, where's mine?', went round behind you and stuck his smelly mexican erection up your ass? Remember how they spit-roasted you for a good 15 mins before showering you in semen? Remember how you thought you had died and gone to heaven? Remember how that was until you discovered that I had secretly video-taped the whole thing, and one day I rigged the video up to play over Belding's school-wide PA system and put captures from the film up all over the school? LOL I PWNED J00!!11 |
| 29th March 2005 - 08:12:12 AM |
| 12937 : Mr. Tuttle |
| Screech, I have some HIV juice for you. Come over to my classroom and drink it. It's dripping out of my penis and ass. |
| 29th March 2005 - 08:37:25 AM |
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| 29th March 2005 - 09:03:56 AM |
| 12939 : Kevin Flangemuncher, Beta Kappa Tau |
| Yo yo yo D-Man!! It's me, your old frat buddy, the K-bomb!! How's it hangin, bro? Listen dawg, loving the site, great work. So we had a great time at college, huh bro? It was a riot! Remember the old frat house? Remember the all-gay Afro-American fraternity that lived next door and all of whom had the hots for you? Remember how you kept turning them down because you said you "didn't swing that way", so one night they just grabbed you off the street and raped the bejeesus out of you with their powerful negroid love-sabers, each one taking their turn? Remember how it lasted all night and most of the morning? Remember how afterwards your asshole hung open like a Chinaman's sleeve and it dripped with jizz, shit and blood? But remember how much you liked it, so afterwards you started coming on to all your frat buddies? Remember fellating me during that one lecture? Great times, dawg! Let's hook for a few brewskies some time, whaddayasay?? |
| 29th March 2005 - 10:04:15 AM |
| 12940 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Screech, remember the time Belding was sodomizing you over his desk and, unbeknownst to you and he, I was hiding under the desk the whole time? Remember how, just as the two of you climaxed, I reached up and turned on the microphone for the PA system and the whole school heard the following dialogue? - Belding: Oh yeah! Take it all the way in, you faggot! You: Zoiks! B: Uhhn!! Oh God! I'm gonna cum!! You: Oh yeah, do it in my ass, big daddy! B (climaxing): OH GOD!! UUNNNNNGGGGGHHH!! You (climaxing): UH-OH, SPAGHETTI-O's!!! Remember how you had no idea why you said that when Belding came inside you, but for about 6months afterwards, whenever anyone saw you they said 'UH-OH SPAGHETTI-O's' until you tried to kill yourself? LOL j00 goT PWNED FAGG0rt!!!11! |
| 29th March 2005 - 11:04:09 AM |
| 12941 : Vicodin online |
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| 29th March 2005 - 12:59:48 PM |
| 12942 : Gay Zack |
| So I met Dustin at a bar, he was asking me if I knew where he could buy an 8 ball of coke. I told him I could probably hook him up if we went back to my place. We got home and I offered him a nice stiff drink, which he slammed down. I called up a guy that I fuck sometimes and told him that Dustin Diamond needed an 8 ball of coke. He dropped it off, while Dustin downed a few more drinks. During that whole time Dustin and I got to talking about chess and his comedy, I really think we hit it off. He asked me if I would have a problem if he smoked some in my house. I said it was cool. He took out a little cloth bag that had a glass pipe that looked just like a penis. He kind off smiled when he saw that I noticed the penis pipe. He lit up and smoked and offered me some. I refused so he smoked more. After a while he sat by me and started to make out with me. He shoved his tongue down my throat and began to stroke my now fully erect cock. He took my pants off and began to suck my off. He got naked and put his ass up to my mouth and I gave him a Russian trombone. I made him cum all over the floor, than I put my cock deep inside his ass and pounded him like I’ve never pounded before. He let out a whimper like a little puppy as I slowly took my cock out and penetrated deeper. We fucked all night long until he started having trouble getting hard, so he said he needed more coke. He dumped some on my cock and began to snort it off, than licked off the rest. He slammed down some tequila and began rimming me. I asked him to hold on and I went into the bathroom and changed into my Screech outfit. When I went back out he instantly got hard and began pounding me to the point that shit leaked out of my ass. He got on the floor and asked me to let my juices flow on his stomache. I took a big runny shit all over his stomach, than I started to let it drip on his face and goatee. He stroked his dick until he came, while he also fingered his ass. The whole room smelled of coke, cum and shit – it turns me on just thinking about it. We stayed up all night and in the morning we took a shower together. He left and told me he would call me next time he was in town. I’m sure he says that to all the guys, but even if he doesn’t return, at least we had that one beautiful night of homo erotic pleasure that gets me hard and dripping every time I think of it. |
| 29th March 2005 - 02:05:26 PM |
| 12943 : DR MGBADA |
| I LOVE THIS SITE GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS |
| 29th March 2005 - 03:06:42 PM |
| 12944 : FLAMING FAGGOT |
| Wow! There have been loads of uber-erotic posts lately...keep em cumming, guys! |
| 29th March 2005 - 06:34:22 PM |
| 12945 : venecia |
| hi what up |
| 29th March 2005 - 09:19:58 PM |
| 12946 : Mad Max |
| I'm glad I have given my life to The Lord Jesus Christ, my personal Savior. Just today I was fighting off a roving band of motorcycle barbarians, each one with smeared blood on their faces and chests and mohawks, as they tried to overtake my speeding Oil Tanker. If it wasn't for Him and the strength he gives me each and every day, I don't know how I would have survived the assault with my canine companion, Dogmeat. I urge you all the confess your sins to God and welcome him as your personal savior. |
| 29th March 2005 - 11:10:56 PM |
| 12947 : Dner |
| Ox fucking ripped me off!! You're just like all the niggers out there; always stealing from the white man! You fucking ripped my shit off like the dirty nigger scum you are! Why don't you stick to smoking crack and raping your nigger ape bitches! Fucking porch monkey! |
| 29th March 2005 - 11:40:22 PM |
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| 29th March 2005 - 11:59:03 PM |
| 12949 : Dner |
| Hey Dustin, remember the episode where Screech entered in the Miss Bayside pagent? Remember how in the show Screech's robot gave him a shinner? Remember how the producers had to write that in because you came on set with a black eye one day? Remember how they asked about how you got it and you started to shake? Remember how your leather starfish loosened up and you let out a stream of bloody shit and cum? Remember how the producer told you to tell them what happened for "your safety?" Remember how you started talking about how Mario Lopez called you into his dressing room? Remember how he was listening to UB40's greatest hits? Remember when he asked you if his pink tank top looked cool? Remember when you said he looked like a beaner? Remember how he became enraged and busted you in the face? Remember how your eye started to swell and you said you were gonna tell? Remember how he said "loose lips sink ships you fucking kyke!" Remember how after he yelled that he pushed you over and pulled down his acid washed jeans and whipped out his throbbing cock? Remember how he ripped down your pants and slammed his cock in your pimply ass? Remember how he used his grease from his hair as lube? Remember how he fucked your ass to the beat of UB40? Remember how you squeeled and wiggled around and he tore up your rectum as a result? Remember how he started to pound you harder? Remember how you thought it'd be over soon and then you felt self start to shit? Remember how he scooped it up and put his hand on your mouth so you are forced to eat it? Remember how he let out a scream in his mexican language? Remember how he then blew his load in your ass? Remember how he shoved cotton in your ass to keep your shit and blood and his cum in your ass? Remember how he said that if you were to tell anyone he'd repeat his actions? Remember how you made your way to your dressing room and cried yourself to sleep and you made yourself forget it? Remember how after you told the producers your story you thought that they were gonna do something about it? Remember how they started to laugh at you? Remember how you felt when you poured your heart out and they stepped on it? Remember how they claimed Mario was "joking?" Remember how they took you to his dressing room to show you that he was "kidding?" Remember how they locked the door behind you? Remember how the producers and Mario took turns fucking your ass and mouth? Remember how Mario ate out your filthy ass? Remember how you tried to will yourself to death? Remember how you just passed out? Remember how you woke up in your trailor with a shaved head and dressed in rags? Remember how you walked into Mario's dressing room? Remember how Mario and the producers were watching a video of how they role played with your passed out ragdoll of a body? Remember how disgusted you were when you saw that they roled played you as an Auschwitz victim? Man, they sure raked you over the coals that day! |
| 30th March 2005 - 12:32:14 AM |
| 12950 : Ned \"the pimp\" Schneebly |
| I HATE SNAKE FUCKER I HATE HIM. Just Kidding I love him. OHHHH OOOOOOOO I'm so torn |
| 30th March 2005 - 12:43:10 AM |
| 12951 : Ox |
| Dner, if anyone's material was stolen, it was you who stole my material. I've been posting here longer than you. You should realize that there is a degree of overlap to all of the "Remember when..." stories. The only perfectly original author of "Remember when..." stories is the original "Remember when..." guy. But I don't think he posts here anymore. In any event, I encourage all posters to write in their own gay "Remember when..." stories so that we can all have fun cracking one off. |