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Smothers said he did his best to balance time watching the show on a monitor in the back after the Three Way Dance and then stepping out live as well. He said the crowd was all over the WWE guys and noted how much heat guys like Kurt Angle and JBL got when they ran down ECW on the mic. Smothers said he can't remember seeing a wrestling crowd that mad before in his career after they heard some of the stuff JBL said and joked that if the fans had guns that night all of the WWE guys would have been dead. He talked about how others felt having WWE guys apart of the show took away from the meaning, but noted he wasn't so sure about that opinion because it really got the fans involved. Smothers said JBL did a great job of feeding off the energy from the crowd that night and thought it was cool. He quickly noted he didn't think it was cool what he did to The Blue Meanie later in the night though, calling him a "chickensh*t." - JSK then dove in to that controversial situation that took place at the One Night Stand event involving JBL sucker punching Blue Meanie during the brawl in the main event and asked what it was like to see that live and be around it. Smothers said many of them didn't know what to expect when they came down those stairs and described them as a bunch of tough strong guys. He said when Kurt Angle and Tazz went at it, that is when everything started up in the ring between the ECW and WWE guys. Smothers said the first person he went after was Matt Morgan and noted how he almost broke him in half. He said he went after Tyson Tomko next and noted how strong he was as well. Smothers said after that he went in William Regal's direction and saw him get hit with a cane. Right after that, he saw something out of the corner of his eye take place involving JBL and Meanie. Smothers noted how "the tape doesn't lie" and that he went right to where the trouble was. He brought up how JBL tried to make up an excuse about why he did what he did. Smothers strongly shot that down and said "f*ck him!" He said it took a lot of guts for him to do what he did, especially when Meanie was already stapled up from the Hardcore Homecoming event two nights earlier. Smothers called JBL a "punk ass bitch" for what he did and that there was no reason to do something like that with 50 guys brawling in a ring. - Smothers said when Bradshaw first started in the wrestling business he was a really nice guy. He said he watches his promos and knows that he truly believes what he is saying. Smothers said he doesn't think it is funny or cool to make fun of the ECW talent and call them garbage. He said a lot of the guys that worked in ECW were guys he trained and they are like sons to him. Smothers said that is not very respectful on JBL's part to say stuff like that regardless if it is for a storyline or not. He said he didn't care if people in WWE didn't like that and said, "what are they going to do, fire me?" Host JSK asks Tracy if he thinks JBL was telling the truth when he said he was only defending himself against The Blue Meanie in the ring doing what he did. Smothers said that was not the case and that Meanie never saw him coming when he sucker punched him. He said Meanie would never bother anyone or intentionally start something like that. Smothers said that doesn't mean that Meanie could never take care of himself, calling him a tough guy. He notes that he doesn't take anything away from JBL, calling him a successful guy in the business with a book and his own radio show. Smothers said JBL is great on the radio and does a good job with that. He did say it was too bad his attitude got the better of him that night. Smothers mentioned how JBL started with Bobby Duncum Jr., describing him as a "hell of a guy" and how Duncum would be rolling over his grave if he knew what JBL was doing right now. - Host Trey Dawg asks Tracy why with all the things JBL does he doesn't feel any type of repercussion from the WWE for his actions. Smothers said he doesn't know, he doesn't work there and doesn't know how things operate in a situation like that. He notes that JBL needs to be very careful about the things he says in his promos, especially things like selling out Madison Square Garden when there is another 20 or so guys on the card who helped sell that show out as well and not just one person alone. Smothers said whether JBL likes it or not it doesn't all revolve around him. He does note that he is doing a good job right now of staying hated because he can't think of anyone else right now doing it better than him, adding that the fans are paying to hate him at the moment. - In the end, host JSK asks Tracy if he were to get a call from WWE to push this situation, would he go and further it. Smothers said he doesn't see anything like that happening and makes it known that he isn't looking at the situation from a business standpoint. He said it will never be about that because it is personal to him and that he is ready to meet him anywhere at this point to resolve it. Smothers said to bottom line it, he just wants to fight him and he isn't trying to get jobs elsewhere because of what took place. He said what makes it bad is that he won't get punished in the end for what he did and noted that if this took place in the "old days" that guys would have "beat his ass" for what he did to Meanie in the ring. Smothers called JBL low and said he could have been man enough to let Meanie know he wanted to fight instead of attacking him the way he did. In addition to talking about the situation involving JBL & Blue Meanie at ECW One Night Stand, Tracy also talks about what he has been up to lately on the road, where he will be appearing in the next few months and much more! Don't forget to check out www.wrestlingnewslive.com to hear the full audio version of this great interview! |
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