| 20th November 2003 - 06:26:26 AM |
| 5798 : relocation calculator |
| Relocation calculator relocation calculator |
| 20th November 2003 - 05:12:54 PM |
| 5799 : Remember when... |
| Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode where you guys had your senior prom with a country western theme (rather than formal) and everybody dressed like cowboys & rednecks? Remember how you were dressed in overalls & a straw hat like you were ready for a fagtastic hoedown? Remember when you noticed a peculiar baked tortilla smell emanating from the boiler room and you knew something was up? Remember when you went down there and saw that Jessie & Slater had accidentally locked themselves in the boiler room? Remember when you opened the door and noticed the newfound sexual tension between them and became insanely jealous with rage? Remember when you lunged towards Jessie and flailed you arms at her as you proceeded to get into a catfight with her? Remember when you started whacking her over the head repeatedly with a hard rubber dildo that you just happened to have in your pocket? Remember how you fought with all your might but she kicked your ass anyway? Remember how sore you were & how badly the bruises covering your body hurt everytime you touched them? Remember how less badly they hurt later that night as a very comforting Mr. Belding squirted & massaged his warm, creamy loads all over your backside for hours? Remember how his gentle, soothing touch took your mind off the pain & humiliation, only to bring your mind right back to the pain as he attempted to shove your sharp, brittle straw hat up your unlubed butt? |
| 20th November 2003 - 06:14:08 PM |
| 5800 : Angelica |
| Yeshe was on saved by the bell |
| 20th November 2003 - 09:57:51 PM |
| 5801 : yes |
| someone tell me their name |
| 20th November 2003 - 11:30:20 PM |
| 5802 : Fagbusters |
| I'M BATMAN. |
| 21st November 2003 - 01:19:07 AM |
| 5803 : |
| Dear Screech ...my friend..we'll call him "Pandy" recently confided in me that he would like nothing more than to go on a date with you and eat chocolate-covered insects...is this something you would consider? it would really make him happy... love Marcy |
| 21st November 2003 - 06:53:54 AM |
| 5804 : |
| "chocalate" covered insects we know what you really mean |
| 21st November 2003 - 09:17:32 AM |
| 5805 : David |
| Hey screech You are very relaxt Please send back David |
| 21st November 2003 - 12:32:00 PM |
| 5807 : SARS |
| dustin freda you are the scum on the bottom of my nutsac |
| 21st November 2003 - 12:37:32 PM |
| 5808 : sars |
| hey dustin freda sux dik but Sbtb was alright . dustin diamond you rock |
| 21st November 2003 - 05:52:22 PM |
| 5809 : |
| DUSTIN FREDA WAS A BITCH. HE HAD IT COMIN. S'FAR AS IM CONCERNED HE DESERVED IT |
| 21st November 2003 - 06:35:01 PM |
| 5810 : to the CAPITALS fuck |
| U fucking got cut u lil son of a bitch. |
| 21st November 2003 - 08:54:48 PM |
| 5811 : Fagbusters |
| UMM... THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE OF US, BUT I'M THE BEST AND THE REST OF THESE DEUTSCHBAGS ARE FAGGOT SLIME. |
| 21st November 2003 - 11:19:49 PM |
| 5812 : to dustin |
| hey, dustin, whyd you change the text size? You are a fucking twat now. Every time you alter the site it ends up looking worse |
| 22nd November 2003 - 09:49:46 AM |
| 5813 : Taniqua Lindsey |
| Wheres MaRIO dUDE i HAVE to do a school report on a famous person and i chose him |
| 22nd November 2003 - 10:41:36 AM |
| 5814 : finance and financial aid |
| finance and financial aid |
| 22nd November 2003 - 11:04:23 AM |
| 5815 : home insurance |
| home insurance |
| 22nd November 2003 - 01:30:42 PM |
| 5816 : brooks |
| me and my wife like you on all of the reruns of saved by the bell now our kids think you are cool how are you doing now please send a picture to my daughter jennifer our address is box 331 ravencliff wv. 25913 she would really like that she is 13 now |
| 22nd November 2003 - 09:39:25 PM |
| 5817 : Remember when... |
| Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode with Tori Spelling where your mom went to Graceland for her anniversary and Zack & AC stayed over at your house and everybody partied in their boxers all night long? Remember when the guys decided to play a joke on you and had you bend over to pick up a penny they dropped, then Zack shoved that broomstick deep up your butt and AC used it to steer you around the house like a vacuum? Remember when Slater steered you in the wrong direction and knocked over your mom's Elvis statue and you knew that she would die if she found out it broke? Remember when Zack played poker against Maxwell Nerdstrom and he bet your dog and lost? Remember when you had that dream sequence where your mom showed up saying she had died and then Mr. Belding showed up dressed as Elvis to escort her to heaven and he had a noticeable erection? Remember how you wondered whether the erection was for you our your mom, or if maybe Belding just liked being dressed that way? Remember when Zack held a party to raise money to buy a new Elvis statue but he couldn't raise enough so he whored you out to Nerdstrom? Remember when Nerdstrom said he would give you back your dog if he could film you sucking him off? Remember when he took you upstairs to your mom's room & pulled you into that big dark closet with him and told you to start sucking? Remember how dark it was and you couldn't see anything so you had to feel your way around the closet until you found Nerdstrom's surprisingly very large & erect penis? Remember how unusually salty & bitter it tasted but you kept sucking it anyway because you had never sucked such a large member before? Remember when your mom came home early and she opened the closet door to see what was going on in there and you could see by the light entering the closet that Nerdstrom was standing in the corner filming you with his infrared camera and you looked up to see who it was you were REALLY sucking off and it turned out to be Tori Spelling the whole time? Damn, I always knew there was something unusual about that chick! |
| 23rd November 2003 - 01:48:37 AM |
| 5818 : a lie??? |
| Seriosuly??? I find that hard to believe. I admit i haven't seen every single SBTB episode, but come on, do you really expect us to believe that??? There were no blow jobs or g*y sex in that show, it was for children. I don't know how stupid you think we are, but nobody is going to believe or "remember" that! |