| 22nd November 2003 - 11:04:23 AM |
| 5815 : home insurance |
| home insurance |
| 22nd November 2003 - 01:30:42 PM |
| 5816 : brooks |
| me and my wife like you on all of the reruns of saved by the bell now our kids think you are cool how are you doing now please send a picture to my daughter jennifer our address is box 331 ravencliff wv. 25913 she would really like that she is 13 now |
| 22nd November 2003 - 09:39:25 PM |
| 5817 : Remember when... |
| Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode with Tori Spelling where your mom went to Graceland for her anniversary and Zack & AC stayed over at your house and everybody partied in their boxers all night long? Remember when the guys decided to play a joke on you and had you bend over to pick up a penny they dropped, then Zack shoved that broomstick deep up your butt and AC used it to steer you around the house like a vacuum? Remember when Slater steered you in the wrong direction and knocked over your mom's Elvis statue and you knew that she would die if she found out it broke? Remember when Zack played poker against Maxwell Nerdstrom and he bet your dog and lost? Remember when you had that dream sequence where your mom showed up saying she had died and then Mr. Belding showed up dressed as Elvis to escort her to heaven and he had a noticeable erection? Remember how you wondered whether the erection was for you our your mom, or if maybe Belding just liked being dressed that way? Remember when Zack held a party to raise money to buy a new Elvis statue but he couldn't raise enough so he whored you out to Nerdstrom? Remember when Nerdstrom said he would give you back your dog if he could film you sucking him off? Remember when he took you upstairs to your mom's room & pulled you into that big dark closet with him and told you to start sucking? Remember how dark it was and you couldn't see anything so you had to feel your way around the closet until you found Nerdstrom's surprisingly very large & erect penis? Remember how unusually salty & bitter it tasted but you kept sucking it anyway because you had never sucked such a large member before? Remember when your mom came home early and she opened the closet door to see what was going on in there and you could see by the light entering the closet that Nerdstrom was standing in the corner filming you with his infrared camera and you looked up to see who it was you were REALLY sucking off and it turned out to be Tori Spelling the whole time? Damn, I always knew there was something unusual about that chick! |
| 23rd November 2003 - 01:48:37 AM |
| 5818 : a lie??? |
| Seriosuly??? I find that hard to believe. I admit i haven't seen every single SBTB episode, but come on, do you really expect us to believe that??? There were no blow jobs or g*y sex in that show, it was for children. I don't know how stupid you think we are, but nobody is going to believe or "remember" that! |
| 23rd November 2003 - 08:01:12 PM |
| 5819 : Fagbusters |
| APPARENTLY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THE RULES. THESE QUEER SLIMEBALLS ARE HERE TO -EXCHANGE DEVIANT FANTASIES ABOUT SCREECH, AND -TO SCHEDULE HOMOSEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH DUSTIN DIAMOND. THESE FAGGOTS ARE CLEARLY LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD REVOLVING AROUND SCREECH'S THROBBING CHILD MEMBER. (AND SAVED BY THE BELL HAD PLENTY OF QUEER OVERTONES ANYWAY. ESPECIALLY WITH MR. BELDING "PUMPING IRON" IN THE LOCKER ROOM OR DRESSING IN DRAG IN SLATER'S IMAGINATION.) |
| 23rd November 2003 - 10:17:08 PM |
| 5820 : Fagbusters |
| I ALSO LOVE COCK! LOTS AND LOTS OF COCK! COCK IN THE FACE! COCK IN THE BUTT! I LOVE HAVING COCK BOTH FOR BREAKFAST AND LUNCH! COCKTASTIC! |
| 23rd November 2003 - 11:33:12 PM |
| 5821 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "a lie???" (message 5818), you don't remember that scene? That's probably because you only saw the heavily editted version that is often replayed on Nickelodeon! The "Remember when ..." guy is well-known for accurately recapping some of the most queer Saved By The Bell episodes!!! - Kurt Steinberg P.S. Diamond, please pencil me in for 7:00 PM tomorrow night behind the local rest stop! |
| 24th November 2003 - 12:12:24 AM |
| 5822 : Jacquie |
| Dustin Diamond fuckin ROX... screech was the best. lisa was a fuckin bitch .. fukin bitch haha |
| 24th November 2003 - 12:52:38 AM |
| 5823 : Sloppy tits |
| diamond, remember when you had the following conversation with belding: "Mr. Belding: Screech, you can't elope. Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?!?" that was one of your only funny lines on the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 24th November 2003 - 02:13:33 AM |
| 5824 : Fagbusters |
| IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE A FAGGOT DOPPELGANGER. |
| 24th November 2003 - 02:43:27 AM |
| 5825 : Fagbusters |
| AND I STILL LOVE COCK! LOTS AND LOTS OF COCK! COCK AT DUSK! COCK AT DAWN! I LOVE HAVING COCK, ALL NIGHT LONG! COCKTASTIC! |
| 24th November 2003 - 05:59:49 AM |
| 5826 : sales of insurance |
| home insurance, home finance, insurance loans credit card loans loans home insurance mortgage life insurance |
| 24th November 2003 - 07:23:45 AM |
| 5827 : Devil |
| I'm coming for you Dustin Diamond. I still have my smelly slipper, which I will slap across your bottom until you flippin bleed!!!!! FEEL MY WRATH BELDING CHILD. cAtHaRsiS!!!!!!! |
| 24th November 2003 - 09:21:38 AM |
| 5828 : forthrightafterfoot |
| hey scratch at the laaaast it will fucking catch you so quit your bitching you god damn jew |
| 24th November 2003 - 09:30:24 AM |
| 5829 : stat |
| everyone please be nice to dustin. What the home insurance has he ever doen to you? Home finace mortgage insurance loans insurance hahaha it works! some peopel will know what i mean home insurance |
| 24th November 2003 - 05:52:49 PM |
| 5830 : Site Admin |
| Guys, the cops are onto us and I've been slapped with a lawsuit. My hard drives have been confiscated and IP addresses have been logged. |
| 25th November 2003 - 12:33:17 AM |
| 5831 : mullen |
| hey whats goin on check out my site http://www.a-5.multimedia-source.com |
| 25th November 2003 - 12:50:09 AM |
| 5832 : Fagbusters as Fagbusters\' Doppelganger |
| OH JESUS I AM FAGGOT SWINE FILTH! I LOVE TO STICK MY THROBBING BOY MEMBER INTO PIG RECTUMS! OH JESUS CHRIST PLEASE SMOTHER ME IN YOUR SMELLY EXCREMENT! OH HECK NO I WON'T BE SMITED BY THE WRATH OF THE HEAVENLY HOST, NOT ME! AND NOT MISTER BELDING EITHER! |
| 25th November 2003 - 01:02:39 AM |
| 5833 : Fagbusters as Fagbusters |
| SORRY ABOUT FUCKING UP THE NAME, EVERYBODY. I TRY TO BRING A MUCH HIGHER CLASS OF HOMOPHOBIA THAN THAT. |
| 25th November 2003 - 01:07:42 AM |
| 5834 : Fagbusters as Fagbusters |
| CAN WE ALL AGREE TO USE THE WORD FRUIT MORE? |