| 22nd March 2004 - 12:57:22 PM |
| 6834 : Mirjam |
| I LovE saVed By tHe beLl, AnD i'Am a Fan FroM tHiFfAni AmbEr thIesSen. I liKe hEr veRy muCh! AnD mArk pAuL GosSelAaR iS so cuTe!bye love you all mirry |
| 22nd March 2004 - 01:46:02 PM |
| 6835 : Fagbusters |
| THANKS, STEINBERG. I DIDN'T END UP LOSING LOADS IN ANYBODY BUT I DID HAVE SOME GUY TEAR MY PANTS OFF. AND I DRANK SO MUCH GREEN LIQUOR THAT MY SHIT TURNED GREEN. JERK OFF TO THAT ONE, SEA MONKEYS. |
| 22nd March 2004 - 01:58:48 PM |
| 6836 : mike |
| i just love your show screech you are the hottest guy i know i just want to do you in the bum bum i am your greatest fan and jack it to your memories every night i love you |
| 22nd March 2004 - 02:04:53 PM |
| 6837 : Justin Lansberry |
| Tonight i am going to stick my finger in my ass and think of you. I can't wait to tickle my prostate at the thought of your lil dick. Whenever i get a hold of you, your gonna SCREECH!!! so loud to the sound of my ball bangin off your chin u lil fagot. Enjoy |
| 22nd March 2004 - 02:10:06 PM |
| 6838 : I\'m sorry Justin |
| I know i shouldn't have told everyone about your prostate or screech fetish but it's eating me up inside. |
| 22nd March 2004 - 02:36:57 PM |
| 6839 : wefwefwaf |
| LOLWTFROLF |
| 22nd March 2004 - 03:32:48 PM |
| 6840 : I hate the FCC |
| The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC chugs cum!!!!! The FCC also eats monkey shit!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 22nd March 2004 - 10:11:04 PM |
| 6841 : Princess Peussie |
| Hi, TURDS!!! Time for your colonics! |
| 22nd March 2004 - 10:44:05 PM |
| 6842 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember when ..." guy, thanks for another great recap! I lost three loads while reading it. By the way, I noticed that your episode recaps incorporate the various minute intricacies of the episodes. It seems as though only the real Dustin Diamond would know such details. Are you really Dustin Diamond? Or are you just a big fan? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 22nd March 2004 - 11:01:02 PM |
| 6843 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, have you seen this urinal? http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040319/1889/fwd117b20040319jpg You should be the model for a urinal (you could certainly use the royalty revenue stream). The designer needs to incorporate your neatly trimmed beard into the design!!! I know I'd enjoy pissing in a "Dustin Diamond" urinal! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 23rd March 2004 - 01:13:18 AM |
| 6844 : |
| http://american.dailyjolt.com |
| 23rd March 2004 - 04:17:13 AM |
| 6845 : Kevin |
| car-parts |
| 23rd March 2004 - 04:48:54 AM |
| 6846 : Kevin |
| new-cars |
| 23rd March 2004 - 06:43:09 AM |
| 6847 : Dustin Diamond |
| YEP, I'M THE REAL ONE....and a devoted follower of Princess Peussie and the toilet bowl crowd. All I can say is "you wish upon a star and you are who you FUCKING think you is". The ones that think they are religious are the saddest of saints. Don't you realize that you are famous to even a tadpole? There used to be the occasional post here that was sortta dumb-dumb and occasionally even kookoo, that wasn't just some anonymous, friendly senior citizens juggling some tits in the air or trying to string a rope around my testicles while being together in order to try and FUCK someone silly, dear little Clyde. If you are a) groovy b) bitter-sweet c) filled with lube and love and d) a devotee of Mother Mary May I..."Come over, come over, Little RED Rover" Then i am talking about you. Next time you piss then read through it when you've finished, and honestly ask "Will I get the NOBEL for this or NOT? No one who reads it will ever fuck his dog again, which is how you like it, but if I did I would turn your asshole |
| 23rd March 2004 - 06:56:13 AM |
| 6848 : saturn |
| wow mr. diamond, you're a devoted follower of princess peussie? jesus, no wonder you're so fucking unfunny, you worship someone who isn't even funny enough to write sitcoms for the upn network! |
| 23rd March 2004 - 12:53:40 PM |
| 6849 : saturn |
| BUT HERE'S SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY FUNNY! ENJOY AND GET READY TO GO BROKE:::::: White House: Report Says Medicare to Go Broke by 2019 By MARK SHERMAN and LEIGH STROPE, Associated Press Writers WASHINGTON - Medicare will have to begin dipping into its trust fund this year to keep up with expenditures and will go broke by 2019 without changes in a program that is swelling because of rising health costs, trustees reported Tuesday. Social Security's finances showed little change, and its projected insolvency date remained 2042. The deteriorating financial picture for the health care program for older and disabled Americans is a result, in part, of the new Medicare prescription drug law that will swell costs by more than 0 billion over 10 years, according to the annual report by government trustees. Provisions of the law that President Bush signed into law in December "raise serious doubt about the sustainability of Medicare under current financing arrangements," the trustees said. The 2019 go-broke date for the Medicare trust fund, which is devoted primarily to paying beneficiaries' hospital bills, is seven years sooner than what the trustees projected last year. The trustees' report is the first official estimates of the long-term costs of the new Medicare law in December. As they did last year, the trustees said that projected lower tax receipts devoted to the program and higher expenditures for inpatient hospital care also contributed to the growing financial problem. White House spokesman Trent Duffy said the rising cost of health care — and not the prescription drug program — is causing Medicare costs to swell. "It's health care costs — over 70 percent," he said. "Not prescription drugs." Government officials have been predicting for years that the retirement insurance and health care funds for the elderly — both financed through payroll taxes — will be pushed toward insolvency as more post-World War II baby boomers reach 65. The trustees took the unusual step of estimating the shortfall for both Medicare and Social Security on an "infinite horizon," instead of limiting their long-term projections to 75 years. The new approach, which would put the combined shortfall at trillion, takes into account "not only people who are participating today, but all future generations who will pay taxes and draw benefits," said a report co-authored last fall by Thomas Saving, a trustee who teaches economics at Texas A&M University. Several analysts and Democratic congressional aides said the longer timeframe was meant to create a sense of crisis by Republicans who want to reduce the government's role in the programs in favor of private, individual investments. Small differences in assumptions can produce major swings in projections, they said, pointing to the 9 billion difference over just 10 years in the estimated cost of the Medicare law between congressional budget analysts and Medicare's actuary. The trustees' report is based on the estimates by Medicare actuary Richard Foster. Republicans pressed for the overhaul of Medicare last year to give private insurers a much larger role in the program as a way, Bush and others said, to control long-term costs. But the government's own projections are that private managed care plans will cost taxpayers more than traditional Medicare for the foreseeable future. A big reason for an earlier insolvency date "will be a direct result of increased payments to private health plans," said Terri Shaw, an analyst with the liberal Center for American Progress. Last year, Medicare's insolvency date was moved up to 2026 from 2030. The projected insolvency date for Social Security, on the other hand, was extended to 2042, one year later than what was forecast in 2002. |
| 23rd March 2004 - 12:56:19 PM |
| 6850 : Rachel |
| ik heb eeb vraag doet dustin zelf de brieven beandwoorden Gr:.dustindiamond fan |
| 23rd March 2004 - 01:44:07 PM |
| 6851 : Dustin Young |
| im gay.....i like cocks in my mouth..im gay...hehe... i like boys..i live on capri street in memphis tennessee...some of u homos come see me to get a big one up your anus...hehe...i like anal sex. Dustin |
| 23rd March 2004 - 01:50:54 PM |
| 6852 : Shrimper |
| dustin, you are so wonderful and so brave and so thrilling; why dont' you just put yer head UP yer stinking asshole for awhile? Cool and brown. But WHAT a minute!!!!!! Hey Guys, it seems that this area is filled with docs of various sorts. I'm a specialist in sex therapy so I see lots of men suffering from all kinds of disfunctions. I've been recommending jelqing to all of my patients simply because they have lost 'contact' with the penis- feelings. Yes, I know this sounds New Age, and it probably is, but some guys just cannot get a 'stiffy' unles they really work at it. I've established some marathon jelqing 'bouts' with about 40 men on massage tables, music metronomes for tempos, lots of lube and towels and have supervised some incredible 'break throughs' in sperm-release, projectile pointing and orgasm blockage. Just recently I incorporated into my marathons the Electrosizer, that equipment men have been using for building muscles via attached electrodes to various parts of the body. Now I attach the electrodes to the testicles, and if the penis is big enough, to the shaft, so that when the 'receiver' is jelqing himself or getting jelqed by an assistant (most effective) and says he cannot continue for ANY reason, I give him a JOLT of electricity, send his nuts into spasms and his cock into shock. At this point I find it important to have the patient tied down with handcuffs to the table, sometimes a gag, and then continue this workout until the timer goes off or the patient appears to be in some stage of shock or trance. I cannot say that any of this creates length in the penis, but the patient feels better when released from therapy, loads lighter and much happier for the experience and its conclusion. In Toronto, one doctor associate of mine has found great results with an electric cattle prod used on the sphincters, nipples, the testicles and penis during a jelqing marathon. This seems extreme, but works well so I've been told. If any of you have questions, please feel free to contact me. I travel alot giving lectures (this month includes Greeley, Colorado, Nasterville, OHIO, Indiana, PA, and Tooterville in Southern California). |
| 23rd March 2004 - 01:56:44 PM |
| 6853 : Robert McFerrin |
| Hey if you want to read some BAD SHIT and not worth wiping your shitbrains on, then here goes, Jerks! http://american.dailyjolt.com/ |