| 14th July 2004 - 04:45:50 PM |
| 8776 : Mario Lopez |
| Daym cholos!!! You fags is my kind of people!!! Hows about I keel dat bitch Jess and we all take turns giving her corpse a good skullfuckeeen? Den we all pile into da back seat of Papi's Shevey for steamy man-sex with Dirty Sanchezes all round! It's fucken fiesta time, mang!!!! Who wants to go first eatin da Mario's spicy chimichonga, wid extra man-mayo??? At first, youse might think da Mario's spicy man-burrito is too much for you to handle, cos it's so beeg, but, if my mang Dustin can take it (as he frequently did during the filming of SBTB), den so can choo! Trust me homes!!! I'll be een a west hollywood restroom in an hour. Een da meantime, why don't you all get good and ready by jackin it to da blatantly gay peectures at http://www.mariolopez.net/gallery.php. ¡Muy delicioso! |
| 14th July 2004 - 04:53:05 PM |
| 8777 : Mario Lopez |
| I just wanned to say to mah mang Dusteen - remember back on da SBTB set when I used to give joo a Dirty Sanchez, usin mah own spicy bean-curd, while joo was bein raped in da ass by Dennis Haskeens?? Good times mang, good times!!! Hows about we hook up in a restroom one day foe a leetle trip down memory lane??? I may not have de permed mullet no moe, but you can steel fuck me like a leetle beetch!!! ¡Ay ay ayyyyy! |
| 14th July 2004 - 04:58:41 PM |
| 8778 : Da Mario |
| Eyyyyyy ese! Take a look at dis peecture of da Mario - http://www.mariolopez.net/images/mario_0704_011a.jpg - eet look like I's sat on da sheeter!!! Ahahhaha!!! Dat turnin you on, homes??? Da Mario ees one sexy cholo!!! |
| 14th July 2004 - 05:08:54 PM |
| 8779 : Papi Culo |
| Mario, choo alright homie I want to jump you in my gang mang. My homies said "Mang naw ting would be cooler than Mario riding wit us in the sheavey" If you ever go to jail for keeling that beetch, I'll go wit you and be your beetch mang. I wash your cloths mang and I'll toss your mexican salad ese. I go get Lopez tat on my stomache mang. |
| 14th July 2004 - 05:25:49 PM |
| 8780 : Da Mario |
| Eyyyy Papi, I wanna be in joo gang, mang. Joo ridin wid Da Mario now, dawg. Hows about I come peek joo and joo homes up een my Chevy (you recognise it - it tha one wid da flames down de side) an take you all on down to The Manchilada, Miami's premier latino gay club??? We dance de night away and den we all go somewhere for some good ol 'gang bangin'!!! ¡Olé! |
| 14th July 2004 - 05:34:13 PM |
| 8781 : Da Mario |
| And don' worry about me goin back to no jail, mang. Da police, dey never catch da Mario. He too fass for dem. Anyway, eef dey catch heem, he juss fuckeen cut dem. YOU HEAR ME PEEGS??? I FUCKEEN CUTCHOO!!! I CUTCHOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!! |
| 14th July 2004 - 05:35:56 PM |
| 8782 : Papi Culo |
| Da Mario, choo can ride wid me and my homies in da sheaveys. You sound like choo es hardcore ese, I like that young blood. We need double dawg to hang wid us, we call him "El Toro" - he can be a homie mang.We can jump choo in wid a gang bang and go dance at the manchilada. I will freak and bump choo vato and than after I will fuck your culo mang |
| 14th July 2004 - 05:39:48 PM |
| 8783 : Freddie Mercury |
| Hey Dustin! How are you? Guess what - I'm not dead after all!!! I just wanted to drop in to ask - would you like to meet up in a restroom somewhere and have me unload an almost unbelievable amount of HIV positive semen all over your pube-beard? Y'see, the curly afro you used to have really made you look like a young Brian May, and that turns me on!!! Let me know, OK? Kiss kiss! |
| 14th July 2004 - 05:41:02 PM |
| 8784 : Papi Culo |
| Mang you need to grow back your mexi-mullet ese, I like to have someting to hang on cuz. |
| 14th July 2004 - 06:09:50 PM |
| 8785 : Da Mario |
| You right mang, my mullet was pretty fuckin sexy. I only lost eet when Dustin pulled it out in a fit of passion dis one time. |
| 14th July 2004 - 06:53:19 PM |
| 8786 : Papi Culo |
| Choo make me want to scream "Ay Papi" vato wid all dis talk of the mexi-mullet. Mang I would like to give Dustin my chorizo ese, can choo hook it up? You can cruz in my sheavey to da manchilada and find you some young homies. My sheavey plays La Cucaracha when choo honk da horn ese. |
| 14th July 2004 - 08:20:34 PM |
| 8787 : Miss Bliss |
| Screech, do you remember when I was your 8th grade teacher? Remember that time when your English homework wasn't completed, so I sent you to Principal Belding's office as a punishment? Do you remember when Mr. Belding said that your punishment for not doing your homework would be a spanking? Remember when Mr. Belding pulled down your pants, and you thought he was going to spank you? Remember when instead of giving you a spanking, he pulled down his pants and stuck his penis in your 13-year-old buttocks? Remember when he thrusted his penis over and over again, and you experienced a homosexual pleasure unlike any you had ever felt before? Remember when he eventually pulled out and shot his load all over your face and then sent you back to class without letting you clean his spunk off your face or hair? xoxo Miss Bliss |
| 14th July 2004 - 08:52:51 PM |
| 8788 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| Here's my problem, guys. Recently at my doc's suggestion I was circumsized. The foreskin was simply to tight over my head when I had an erection, and it was painful. I've now been 'cut' for about three months and have continued jelqing with hopes that I can grow this penis to some reasonable size. Not having the foreskin is a new experience, but jelqing as much as I must do for ANYTHING to happen worries me, since the head is continuously stimulated either being rubbed in my pants, or even having to urinate. Sometimes I don't mean to have an orgasm, but even walking the dog can get me to cream in my pants. What a mess that is! After a few hours of jelqing every day and evenings, I've developed some kind of weird fluid that comes out of my cock slit, mostly clear, but not the precum I'd have before the operation. And this doesn't seem to stop even when I put the penis away for the night. In the mornings I find a very nasty crust around the opening, and along with this, my testicles have somehow pulled up into my smaller than normal scrotum. I have to get up and clean the bed sheets, the penis opening and try to massage the balls back down into a normal position. Along with all of this, I've developed some kind of gas/stomach problems, probably nerves, and during jelqing sessions, I start farting, and this makes me laugh (cannot help this!!! it's just funny, all of this going on at the same time) and that explosion of gas, the laughter and the strange fluid becomes too painful. You can only imagine what happens when I decided to 'ride the rapids' and shoot the rocks!!! It's about as exciting as a sneeze, these orgasms. My doctor just says "Keep up with heavier stroking, and try to have at least three orgasms per jelqing session". I tell him that jelqing isn't part of the program, and he usually answers "Just do it for the release and pleasure". I'm a wreck. PLEASE, if any of you have had the same experience, write me here. Thanks in advance. It's about time to now get back to jelqing! Thanks |
| 14th July 2004 - 09:04:43 PM |
| 8789 : Princess Fluff, just back from NJ Hogcalling Fest! |
| SHIT yes, Myster does lve some vomit. and did yo hear about that nyc big gay goth part in two week/? guess kurt cobains honey won't be there. Dust me. anyway yeh a big fuck party with vampires sucking and those big tree trunks with holes in them and live cocks and balls coming through and you just go up there and suck off whatever is ther?! yeh, man, that's the fucking life. so you need to contact Chig about getting in or going to the gay goth nyc club. shit i dont' know. prepare to get so very nasty you'll drop "your mud' with a thud. PRINCESS FLUFF, OF THE ROYAL FUCKIGN COURT!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU dustin, and will always have your photo inside my fuckin stained underpanties. |
| 14th July 2004 - 09:41:54 PM |
| 8790 : SKEETER |
| Good to see it's queering up in here again! |
| 14th July 2004 - 09:59:38 PM |
| 8791 : FUCK YOU SKEETER |
| Fuck you skeeter, I'll pull yer fucking pants down and ram you ass so hard your brains will shoot out your broken nose, asshole. I'd tie you to a fuckin cross and flog you until your chest and butt looked like a fucking 'strap of life' pattern, then blow itching powder into the marks and watch you scream and beg for mercy until the goth fags surround you and give you a Mulberry cocktail which is AS YOU FUCKIGN KNOW, evryone taking a turn pissing up your asshole. Party, boys..... |
| 14th July 2004 - 10:06:00 PM |
| 8792 : Little Johnny One Shot |
| Come as you are::::: recounts how Fagbusters almost lost his virginity one night while double farting with his mother Wendy. HH notes that this tale was rather misleading, that there were in fact two boys involved, and MOJO did fuck them just like Chach fucks his dog, as it happened, sleep with the other boys that night. More disturbing is the revelation that CHACH sexually molested a mentally impaired Fagbusters cause fagbusters is OUT and ready for some jizz sauce up his gazoombie.... when aged sixteen it's so GOOD, and only escaped a good spanking on account of his age. It is left to the reader to consider how this event is in apposition to his public pro-idiot rights stance of later years. Candy Shintoo also, Cross alleges, murdered a cunt-sucker while a teenager looked on; who dat: Madddddonnna ofcourse, another reinvention. |
| 14th July 2004 - 10:36:11 PM |
| 8793 : JO |
| NASTY BABES FUCKING HARD http://westeens.thematureporn.net/ |
| 14th July 2004 - 11:58:06 PM |
| 8794 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, this webpage has really queered up recently! When is your new movie, "The Thirteenth Grade" coming out to theatres? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 15th July 2004 - 12:12:50 AM |
| 8795 : gay slater |
| steinberg, i heard that diamonds moivie, "the thirteenth grade" is going to play at gay porn theatres across the country sometime this summer. maybe it's already playing in san francisco or key west already/. |