| 05th October 2004 - 01:33:08 PM |
| 10179 : Gay Zack |
| I am looking for someone to shit in my mouth while another person urinates on my rectum, as all this goes on I will jerk off onto the Wall Street Journal. The first person to lick my batter off gets to violate me analy, half way through the pounding, you will take your cock out, stick it in a can of quaker oats and put it back inside me - I call that the Wilford Brimley. I can't find someone at the dumpsters to do this. I might ask george, I bet he's into that kind of stuff. |
| 05th October 2004 - 01:39:38 PM |
| 10180 : Gay Zack |
| Lustin, I know what you mean about homerotic ASCII art - I have tried to post some in the past only for them to get all fucked up looking, not spankable material. If we could post pornographic SBTB ASCII art, I would most likely ruin my moniter with the amount of cum that would undoubtably cover the moniter from excessive spanking - just thinking of it has given me a tent that Mario and Dustin could greek wrestle in and still have room for me to give a reach around to the winner. |
| 05th October 2004 - 01:41:13 PM |
| 10181 : Rocco |
| Hey gay zack Im totally there. The Wilford Brimley sounds orgazmic! I lost a load just reading it. Let me know when and where so I can make sure to eat a lot of mexican shortly before! Do you want me to dress like Slater and bring my zubaz and wig for you? DUMPSTER SEX IS BEST!!! ROCCO |
| 05th October 2004 - 03:27:56 PM |
| 10182 : Dustin Diamond |
| Somehow i get the feeling not everyone takes my guestbook as serious as they should. Im thinking about closing this guestbook. Sorry fans, but this is goin too far. STAY OF DRUGS KIDS Dustin |
| 05th October 2004 - 04:00:42 PM |
| 10183 : Rocco |
| Diamond if that's the real you meet me behind smittys fries in the dumpster tonight for some hot ass lovin! First Ill set fire to your poofy hair. Then Ill rub your balls in kerosene and light them up to so your aflame from your balls and head. Then Ill bend you over and fuck your ass for a good hour or so, just before I spurt Ill bend over and release a stream of diareahh on you then ejaculating on your hair. Finally to put out the fire Ill piss on you!!! Sound hot and erotic? Be there at 7. Ive got wood already ROCCO |
| 05th October 2004 - 04:31:30 PM |
| 10184 : |
| I love it when douche bags post as Dustin and think they he has anything to do with this site. Don't these fakes realize this is a site for his enourmous queer fan base to post homoerotic stories and schedule dumpster sex or glory hole sex. I would love to take these fakes and shove my cock in their asses and force them to do a hot carl. They will wear crotchless zubaz and I will shave their pubes off and glue to their head and face so they have Dustin hair and Dustin beard. I am getting hot just thinking about it, my ass is leaking with thoughts of sodomy. |
| 05th October 2004 - 05:37:00 PM |
| 10185 : Buck Studly |
| Hey guys - living in Miami, I have many queer latino friends, and I recently realised that one of them (let's call him 'Ramone') is the spitting image of Slater! So I lent 'Ramone' my entire SBTB DVD collection - and not only has he become a lover of the show, but Slater has become his idol! Anyway, he wants to look just like Slater, so he's started growing a permed mullet and buying lots of pastel-colored muscle tees and wrestling leotards. As soon as the look is complete, 'Ramone' has promised me that he'll meet up with me behind a dumpster so that I can give him one of my world-class butt-fuckings! I can't wait!!! |
| 05th October 2004 - 06:59:27 PM |
| 10186 : dustin diamond |
| dear fans, the people of irag are sand niggers and do not deserve to live. i wish to see them all die horribly just like my career. love, dustin |
| 05th October 2004 - 09:18:21 PM |
| 10187 : Princess Peussie, who just fucked Chachi |
| Well this story turned my stomach....infact I had to have an enema for over an hour just now...what do you think? it sounds like something Dustin would participate in:::::::::::::::: NEW MILFORD, Conn. - A woman and her son — his headless body still strapped in a stroller and in his straight-jacket — were found dead in a park along the Housatonic River in western Connecticut, state police said. The tits of Lisa Aviles, 91, and her 20 year old son, Damion Stoner, were found Tuesday night along a walking trail in Lovers Pussy Leap State Park by two fishermen who reported a blight of frogs nearby, police said. The son was in his stroller; Aviles' tits were found nearby in some clumps of weeds and covered with fecal material. Police identified a "person of interest, mainly because he could take police cock for hours" Wednesday evening, and were awaiting search and arrest warrants from a prostitute who works the park. "We're not sure who did this, but damn it, we are going to get them and punish them somehow". Police have described the used condums as gruesome and say witnesses reported hearing screams of "Fuck me, you Turd". "In my 30 years as a state trooper, I've never seen a scene that was so whacky and wild; it gave me excessive evacuations for about three days, that headless boy, his raped and smiling dead mother minus her tits, and all of those used condums," said state police spokesman Sgt. J. Paul Felcher. Autopsies Wednesday showed both victims died of severe gas pains. The discovery set off a hunt Wednesday with dog sleds, all-terrain tanks and an inflatable rubber 'dolly' for anal attacks. Off-duty officers were called to the scene and state troopers from several local whore houses were aiding the investigation. "It's startling and kind of funny," said resident Keith Mitchell, who said he often visits the park looking for head and was there Tuesday, when he actually FOUND a head in the sewage system. "I come here for peace and quiet to relax and maybe get a blow job if I'm lucky. It's not a place for anxiety and fear." The killings followed a slaying earlier in the week in New Milford, a town of 2,000 people when the police found a set of testicles nailed to the front door of a Baptist church. No arrests have been made in that case. Vance said there was "absolutely no connection, and we usually find either testicles or cocks nailed to something around Easter time." |
| 05th October 2004 - 11:11:51 PM |
| 10188 : dustin diamond |
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| 05th October 2004 - 11:42:51 PM |
| 10189 : Ox |
| Hey Screech, remember that episode from the College Years when Mr. Belding came to visit you and the gang? Remember when he slept on a sleeping bag in the main room because he said he couldn't afford a hotel room? Remember when he got there and he recognized the RA Mr. Rogers, his old frat buddy? Remember when Mr. Rogers saw him, he exclaimed "hey, it's "BOOTY BURGLAR BELDING!!!'"? Remember when you asked how Mr. Belding got that name and Mr. Belding said "you don't want to know"? Remember when you kept pestering Mr. Belding to tell you, until Mr. Rogers said "shut up Screech! Let me show you a wrestling move instead!" Remember when Mr. Rogers got down in a 3-point stance and then charged at you and gave you a "clothesline"? Remember when you flipped in almost a full circle, landing on your back on the hard dorm room floor? Remember when you cried out in pain and Mr. Belding said "now I'm going to show you how I earned the "Booty Burglar Belding" name!" Remember when Mr. Rogers and Mr. Belding both yanked off all of your clothes? Remember when Mr. Rogers and Mr. Belding pulled a train with you? Remember when Mr. Belding robbed you of your anal virginity, leading you down a homosexual life path from which you have never looked back? Remember when Mr. Belding was ass-slamming you at the same time that Mr. Rogers whipped out his erect penis and said "step up to the mic, biatch!!" You sure satisfied two middle-aged men that evening for hours and hours! |
| 06th October 2004 - 12:16:34 AM |
| 10190 : |
| screech, do u wear a colostomy bag because of all the damage belding and rogers did to ur rectum? |
| 06th October 2004 - 04:08:00 AM |
| 10191 : dd |
| Nice site .. |
| 06th October 2004 - 04:27:25 AM |
| 10193 : |
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| 06th October 2004 - 06:52:32 AM |
| 10194 : KENNY |
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| 06th October 2004 - 09:45:49 AM |
| 10195 : Gay Zack |
| Have you seen the comercial for 90's trivial pursuit? It has the Double Dog in it and he's looking pretty hot - they have him climb out of a hole in the ground, sexually suggestive. I assume it is to his queer fans as a sign that he acknowledges us and is closer to going full on public with his homoerotic life. |
| 06th October 2004 - 09:50:35 AM |
| 10196 : jones |
| hey dustin, go fuck yourself real hard. and while your at it shove a copy of saved by the bell up your assss! |
| 06th October 2004 - 09:51:48 AM |
| 10197 : Die |
| Die faggot DIe ugly bitch |
| 06th October 2004 - 11:27:22 AM |
| 10198 : dustin lee edwards |
| hey we have the same name |