| 19th October 2004 - 01:00:13 PM |
| 10439 : |
| diamond, I have repeatedly heard rumors that the head of your penis, when unwashed, smells like moldy camembert cheese. please confirm/deny. |
| 19th October 2004 - 01:29:36 PM |
| 10440 : GAZ |
| You are a total cunt. |
| 19th October 2004 - 01:56:42 PM |
| 10441 : Major Woody |
| DIAMOOOOOOND!!! Remember how, back in your Military School days, the other cadets used to rape the shit out of you? Remember how you actually enjoyed it, so, after lights out, you would lie face down, naked, on your bunk, and let them all have their way with you? Remember how, one night, you felt a penis that was larger than normal, and a heavier-than-usual person pinning you to the bed? Remember how you looked over your shoulder and saw that it was me, your instructor? Remember how you kept telling me to stop because my grown-up penis was too large for your tight, undeveloped ringpiece, but I didn't, and I pushed your face into the pillow to muffle your screams? Remember how your colon started tearing? Remember how after several minutes of excruciating agony I 'dishonorably discharged' my load into your bowels? Remember how you tried to report me to the Military Police, but the judiciary panel didn't believe you, and then took turns raping the shit out of you as well? I taught you a lesson that time, maggot! |
| 19th October 2004 - 02:00:02 PM |
| 10442 : AYMAN |
| I LOVE BIG COCKS AND NAKED MEN |
| 19th October 2004 - 06:19:21 PM |
| 10443 : Sissy Timmy |
| Rocco, what's an "Angry Dragon"? Kisses Timmy xxxxx |
| 19th October 2004 - 07:29:18 PM |
| 10444 : fuckface |
| how big is your fuckpole dustin? |
| 19th October 2004 - 07:55:59 PM |
| 10445 : Leigha |
| hey ppl |
| 19th October 2004 - 09:56:58 PM |
| 10446 : Dustin Diamond |
| re 10439: I am not sure how camembert smells. Thanks for the question! love, dustin |
| 19th October 2004 - 11:47:08 PM |
| 10447 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding took your class on an overnight whitewater rafting trip? Remember when you and your class camped out in the woods during your trip? Remember when Mr. Tuttle asked you to go get some sticks for a fire he was preparing? Remember when you fumbled about int he darkness looking for some wood to burn? Remember when you heard some leaves rustling and thought it was just a squirrel? Remember when you realized it was not a squirrel when Maxwell Nerdstrom's fist came flying out of nowhere, hitting you in the stomach? Remember when you groaned in pain? Remember when the black nerd who always wore highwater pants and glasses gave you a forearm in you Adam's apple? Remember you you fell over, struggling to breathe? Remember when you struggled breathing even more when Mr. Belding emerged from the darkness and lodged his erect penis down your throat? Remember when Nerdstrom tore off your pants and gave you a thorough anal pounding? Remember when the black nerd shit all over your back while this was going on? Remember when they finally let you go and you crawled back to camp by yourself looking as though you were in obvious pain? Remember how enraged Tuttle was when he saw you without any firewood? Remember when he and Mr. Belding dragged you into their tent and double-teamed you for 45 minutes? Remember when they were finally done and Tuttle and Belding took turns sticking pens up your cornhole? You got a good workout on that trip! |
| 20th October 2004 - 12:23:05 AM |
| 10448 : |
| http://www.ebaumsworld.com/starwarskidv.html |
| 20th October 2004 - 09:27:12 AM |
| 10449 : Angie =coolbeans@leroy.com |
| Oh good Lord in Heaven. This is a guestbook where people come to sign it innocently, but end up working themselves into a sweaty, crazed frenzy as they empty their deep and dark subconscious fantasies, delving deep into their inner sanctum - a psyche so raw and untouched - and leaving with such inconceivable filth. They sit down, their fingers lashing over the hotly tapping keys, their mind racing as they frenetically whip up another disturbing and depraved anecdote, dredged from their troubled minds. Spilling forth from their imagination comes torrid line after torrid line of fanatical rubbish, an intimate portrait of their most-needed hopes and fantasies, a sick sexual adventure is psychomania. ...And how odd for this all to happen on the fucking cheap knockoff Dustin Diamond site, for cunting out loud. THIS IS SO FRIGGEN BIZARRE.The Internet warped your social skills, dude - and Ox, get a friend and a forgiving God, son, you're headed for Hades. No doubt. :) x Angie |
| 20th October 2004 - 10:04:48 AM |
| 10450 : Hot teen ass fucking, anal hardcore sex, nude youn |
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| 20th October 2004 - 11:33:00 AM |
| 10451 : KingDong |
| Oh Dustin you make me want to be a better man |
| 20th October 2004 - 12:15:51 PM |
| 10452 : Buck Studly |
| Ox - I don't remember that episode. How big was the black nerd's penis? Angie - kindly take your armchair psychotherapy elsewhere! Diamond - there's a cock in my ass with your name on it! |
| 20th October 2004 - 12:33:26 PM |
| 10453 : Gay Zack |
| I wonder if Dustin would ever participate in a donkey show, I would pay money to go to Juarez and watch him take it in the ass by a donkey. Maybe he likes to have his nuts licked by a dog while a man rams him. |
| 20th October 2004 - 02:45:39 PM |
| 10454 : Rocco |
| Angie, Im sorry we wouldnt let you in on the dumpster fun last night but thats no reason to come in here and talk shit you ugly fat piglet. Just because we like to discuss the particulars of ass ramming diamond in a dumpster or leaving a cleavland steamer on Slaters chest does not allow you to judge us and our greatness. Why just the other night I was fucking a black homeless guy that I dressed up as a black diamond! And I gave him a quarter to do it. Thats moving the economy and that bums colon forward babycakes! Can't wait for tonight! Keep up the good work OX I look forward to your daily posts! ROCCO |
| 20th October 2004 - 04:05:25 PM |
| 10455 : Buck Studly |
| http://img55.exs.cx/img55/4620/diamond60.jpg Diamond, this picture of you looking stately yet stylish is about the most erotic thing I have ever seen. Please, please PLEASE dress like this more often in your current public appearances/Trivial Pursuit commercials/photographs/etc and I am sure your queer fanbase will both multiply exponetially and lose many, many loads. |
| 20th October 2004 - 04:16:30 PM |
| 10456 : Buck Studly |
| Also, I forgot to tell you queers about the amazing night I spent recently! A new homo love hotel has opened here in Miami called 'The RIMada Inn' - essentially, a discerning queer can take his lover(s) along and spend the night in one of the hotel's themed rooms, the most popular of which (by far) is the 'Dustin Diamond Saved By The Bell Detention Classroom', which is a room kitted out to look exactly like a Bayside High classroom! I booked the room went along dressed as Screech, and I bought my good friend 'Ramone' (a latino who bears a striking resemblance to Slater, down to the mullet) and we shared one of the most erotic nights of our lives!! Then another group gatecrashed dressed as SBTB characters and the evening turned into a writhing orgy of homo-lust!!!! I'm still having trouble walking straight!!! |
| 20th October 2004 - 04:22:05 PM |
| 10457 : The RIMada Inn, Hershey Highway, Miami |
| That's right folks, Miami's first and only homo love hotel, The RIMada Inn, is open for business! Bring your 'friends' and spend some time in one of our unique theme rooms - The Sailor's Cabin, The Soldier's Mess Tent, The Fireman's Locker Room, the ever-popular Dustin Diamond Saved By The Bell Detention Classroom, or, for you BDSM queers, the newly opened Leather Dungeon!! Hourly rates available, complete discretion guaranteed. Each room comes complete with condom machine and free lube dispenser. Hope to see you soon!!! Brock Hungly, Proprietor |
| 20th October 2004 - 06:03:48 PM |
| 10458 : Carlson Cokesnorter, Showbiz Agent |
| YO, D-man! What's happening? Stop by my office some time, we have things to discuss. You know what I'm seeing? I'm looking through this guestbook, and I'm seeing that you, D-man, are a big hit in the gay community! Why aren't you out there doing gay pornos?? It's easy money, baby!! Trust me on this, DD, you could have cash coming out of your GOD DAMN ASS. Kapiche? Gay porn not your thing? Well here's what I'm thinking. Stay with me on this one, D-man. I see a movie. I see you and another washed-up former child star playing a loving gay couple. I see one of you getting AIDS after an elicit affair, and the other...stay with me here...purposefully contracts AIDS so that they can die together!!! Isn't that romantic? It'll have em in tears!! Whaddaya think, DD? *sniff* I'll tell you what you think, that's fucking GENIUS, baby! That's fucking assured oscar nomination material right there!! Come by my office some time, we'll do some lines and talk it over. Ciao for now! |