| 25th October 2004 - 11:09:05 AM |
| 10559 : Gay Zack |
| I was on my way to the dumpster, I had my zubaz and my wig on. I was strutting down the street when two masked people grabbed me and took me behind an alley. They had put a burlap bag over my face so I couldn't see them. They pulled my pants down and one of them started to go down on me, I could feel that he had a greasy mullet, as it kept brushing against my nutsack.The other started licking my ass, than the one blowing me said "Hey preppie, save some ass for me" Once I heard this, my terror turned to excitement - they switched places and gave my the most incredible rimming/blowing of my life! They took the bag off my face when they felt I was getting into what they were doing. They were dressed as Slater and Zack, just like I suspected. They bent me over and took turns violating me. It was very exciting, being kidnapped has added a whole new enjoyment and I don't know if anything else, short of Dustin himself tossing my salad, could match the feeling of being kidnapped and being ass raped. |
| 25th October 2004 - 11:30:12 AM |
| 10560 : Ty |
| Hey there you sexy hot white chocolate thang cum and let me ride your pony me and my friend Ronique would love to show you what some real women are about |
| 25th October 2004 - 11:30:35 AM |
| 10561 : huge penis |
| dustin diamon, i hear that shit on your face is fake. i want to fuck your mother in her ass and then stick my dick in your mouth. you are the biggest loser of all time, zach and slater should've kicked your ass all over bayside. eat shit, powers. |
| 25th October 2004 - 01:13:05 PM |
| 10562 : Rocco |
| Steinberg that is the fuckin funniest thing I have ever seen. Gay Zack that sounds like a goddamn cream dream! My weekend was pretty good and I am really looking forward to next weekend since it will be Halloween! Im definitely going trick or treating dumpster style. Last weekend my friends and I all loaded up in the queer mobile and headed to a tour of rest stops. I dressed as the obese Mr. Tuttle and was a hit at every rest stop. My cock is raw from all the head I got. I got to bank six diamonds and three beldings as well as a really smelly slater who had burritos in his pockets. Not a bad time but I still love them dumpsters. ROCCO |
| 25th October 2004 - 01:25:03 PM |
| 10563 : Rocco |
| I know everyone has seen Diamonds trivial pursuit commercial by now but Ive been wondering about something. Has anyone noticed the strange look diamond has on his face when he comes out of the hole and then when hes lurking about in the background? I notice that the taco bell dog comes out of the hole a little slower than normal. I think diamond may have something going on with the taco bell dog! Anyone else have any thoughts on this? ROCCO |
| 25th October 2004 - 01:50:48 PM |
| 10564 : Buck Studly |
| Halloween is the time of year that all the queers come out of the woodwork here in Miami. Last year myself and a few friends developed a novel approach to trick or treating - we would tour public restrooms, dumpsters and back alleys getting the queers that we met to jack off into our sacks instead of giving us treats (if they were hot or unwilling to donate, we would sometimes give them anal sex for their troubles). Anyway, at the end of the evening my friends and I would use our liters of accumulated jizz to have a bukkake party!! It was pretty hot, maybe I'll do it again this year. |
| 25th October 2004 - 02:06:53 PM |
| 10565 : Buck Studly |
| Also I want to remind folks that Gay Zack's yahoo group is queering up nicely - http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Rim_Goblins_United/ Join up today and share your queer experiences, dumpster tales or photoshopped Dustin porn! |
| 25th October 2004 - 02:55:42 PM |
| 10566 : Hot lips |
| Hey boo I know you don't know me and all but I would love for you to fuck me tell the sun comes up and eat me likes it is an all you can eat buffet and I would love to suck thet white cock until younut all over my body. its ready baby cum and get it |
| 25th October 2004 - 03:32:16 PM |
| 10567 : leslie in missouri |
| dustin kicked ass on that celebrity boxing!! go screech!you were the best looking one on saved by the bell!!! |
| 25th October 2004 - 04:07:31 PM |
| 10568 : BM in Your Mouth, fucker |
| Hot lips, we are ready!! 1) Florida, bye bye; SENDING FAST PRAYERS 2) The boy who fell down, 'just get up, you asshole' 3) Julia Child, down for the last time 4) For those organists who die from swallowing their tongues or others' tongues 5) For Governor McGreevy who finds that it's NOT a tongue down his throat 6) For prayers to Doc MOJO, Princess Peussie's proctologist and his continuing gas pains 7) To Lady Shannon, "she went looking for blood, and now it's looking for her" LET US FIND GRACE! |
| 25th October 2004 - 06:35:41 PM |
| 10569 : I BMX FOR______/ PUNK MILISHA |
| HEY "RICK JAMES" WHICH IS DEAD INCASE YOU DONT GET OUT OFTEN OR READ THE PAPER POSTER #10551 I BMX FOR PEOPLE STUPID ENOUGH TO POST AS "RICK JAMES" A SHABBY LOW LIFE COULD DO BETTER,I PITTY YOU , I PITTY YOU FOR YOU ARE THE STENCH THAT ROTTS IN THE STREET FOR YOU ARE THE SMELL OF THE ROT IN MY TRASH CAN. YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTH MY TIME WRITING THIS MESSAGE SO SUCK OFF!! |
| 25th October 2004 - 06:52:33 PM |
| 10570 : I BMX FOR_________/PUNK MILISHA |
| BUCK STUDLY...WHERE DO I/WE START? OH OKHOW BOUT HERE? YES GOOD YOU ARE A LONG TIME POSTER OR AT LEAST A FRESH AND FREQUENT ONE AS AM I WHEN DID YOU FIRST POST AND Y I SAY I/WE BECAUSE I ASUME MORE THAN 1 ALIAS WHEN TYPING OR DEALING W/ LEGALS NOW 2ND QUESTION IS WHO IS THIS PEUSSIE I HEAR ABOUT AND READ ABOUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY POST FROM HIM/HER (WHICH IT REALLY IS I DONT CARE) 3RD IS THIS THE BIGGEST GAY ATTRACTION IN THE WORLD OR WHAT? PERSONALY I AM NOT GAY AND SEENIG THESE FREAK'O'S SEND QUEER MESSAGES MAKES MY STOMACHE CHURN AND I FEEL AS IF BARFING WOULD NOT BE UNCOMMON MY GRATTITUDE GOES OUT TO YOU BUCK STUDLY I BMX FOR YOU T BMX FOR______/PUNK MILISHA GUY |
| 25th October 2004 - 07:37:35 PM |
| 10571 : Buck Jizzer |
| Who the fuck is Rich James? let's talk about Dustin and his love of garbage-love? OK, you turds! And as for that fucking asswipe Kurt Steinberg and his dingleberry brains, drain this one: Greetings to you assholes. I'm here again at the Monkey Cave, yeh it's a cave, NOT a hut or a toilet, al;though we sure got lots of action there when the lights are dim and the johns don't flush. I remember seeing Mommy accompanied by Princess Fluff doing the "Dance around the Turds" in the men's room there in Miraflores and we damned near laughed our butts off when she slipped on that used rubber and fell to her knees, praying and screamin "Fuck the pope". The good ol' days for damn sure. I recently attended a castration opera at Maria's Ass-Temple with little Boy on the Stage, again on the stage, and we had a lovely time. He even got in on the action and fucked a camel. Other than that: times are hard (so am I, yeh Smiles, turds) but we keep a pushing along and singing those dumbass Pat Robertson hymns....shit, that old fag doesn't have a clue about god or jesus or buddha or even Madre Loki's hot actions there on the Waikaka beaches during police raids. oh well..fuck it, one tries even though even Nana Bezerka says "don't waste yer time little Stumper.." God Bless that greased door knob here at the Shimmer House of Whack-offs, it sure do come in handy when you got to fill a hole or two. Over and very out! |
| 25th October 2004 - 08:19:03 PM |
| 10572 : Rocco |
| Hey Buck/Peussie whoever! Unless you are going to add to the board by talking about dumpster love or the intricacies of truck stops then please go away. ROCCO |
| 25th October 2004 - 08:38:49 PM |
| 10573 : |
| how sad... peussie is now a bigger joke on this board than even screech. |
| 25th October 2004 - 09:35:36 PM |
| 10574 : |
| gay zack, are these some of the diamond look-alikes that attend your dumpster parties? http://www.theath.ca/issues/10.28.03/features/images/features-word-st-screech.jpg http://stuorgs.lvc.edu/tke/photopage/random%20pics/SCREECH.jpg |
| 25th October 2004 - 10:40:11 PM |
| 10575 : rick james |
| BMX faggot, learn how to write! Writing in all caps makes you look like a retard. You should also take some spelling and grammar lessons, as half the words in your "sentences" are misspelled. And what's with the use of the word "BMX?" Maybe I should ride a BMX bike over your penis! I'm rick james, bitch! |
| 25th October 2004 - 11:19:05 PM |
| 10576 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Peussie, please contact me for a hot lunch! I will piss in your eyes, fart on your head and then drop a spicy Cleveland Steamer on your face! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 26th October 2004 - 01:18:15 AM |
| 10577 : Ted |
| Hello from Holland. Would like to hook up for gay sex. Any one here from Holland let me know. Have lots of toys for butt play. |
| 26th October 2004 - 01:45:51 AM |
| 10578 : |
| http://www.stoutonia.uwstout.edu/2001-2002/Stories/010927/et_01.html Screech invades UW-Stout by Tiffany Bockhop The Stoutonia Curly hair, a squeaky voice and mismatched clothes. Zoiks! Who could it be? Yes, the infamous Screech from ìSaved by the Bell.î On Thursday, Sept. 20, a comedic celebrity arrived in Menomonie. Dustin Diamond, known as Samuel ìScreechî Powers from ìSaved by the Bell,î delivered a mediocre stand-up comedic performance to University of Wisconsin-Stout students and guests. by Olson Agencies “Saved by the Bell” favorite Dustin Diamond performed a stand-up comedic act last Thursday to an almost sold out crowd in the Great Hall. With a room of 776 audience members, Steve Byrne, a well-known comedian who makes regular appearances at Comic Strip Live and Club 54 opened the show at 8 p.m. "I think it was a big success," Darrin Witucki, Director of Student Services said about Thursdayís performances. ìIt was a nice diversion based on the events of the last 10 days. I am happy with the turnout. After his sitcom days ended, Diamond decided to try stand-up comedy while also playing bass in his band, ìSalty, the Pocket Knife. It [stand up] is a new avenue I wanted to explore, Dustin Diamond said in an interview prior to Thursdayís performance. ìIt is good if you like to make people laugh, but always have something to fall back on. But how was UW-Stout able to find Screech? ìIt was purely by accident,î Witucki said. Witucki had been in contact with Diamondís agent for other events, and he found Diamond by surprise. He realized there was a gap in Diamondís schedule, and the rest fell into place. The performance was based on various aspects of his life as a celebrity and the character he portrayed. He went from Slaterís mullet haircut to being recognized in the bathroom while standing at a urinal. "It really isnít the environment you want to have a chit chat. To top it all off, the guy peed on me" [because the man turned in excitement when he realized who it was], Diamond said during his act. Diamond's performance itself was not as amusing as many as the audience members expected it to be. ìBeing more of a ëDuck Talesí kind of a guy, I didnít get all excited like my ëSaved by the Bellí friends did when Screech came out,î James Spencer Brooks, a sophomore in the Graphic Communications Management major said. ìBut since Mr. McQuack wonít be showing up in Menomonie soon, I would say that Screech is the biggest thing to hit town so far this year, even though he wasnít too funny. "It was cool to see him even though I thought the guy before him was more entertaining. If he wasn't who he was, it would have been boring," said Thursday nightís attendee Bridget Isaacson, a sophomore Industrial Design major. After a 10-year run on Saved by the Bell, Diamond hasn't found much work in the acting business. What became of his fellow cast members? Diamond said he hasnít kept in touch with his fellow cast members due to everyoneís busy schedule. One Saved by the Bell moment Diamond will never forget occurred while filming a scene while he was in the mascot Tiger suit. While Bayside was playing their Valley rivals, Screech was bouncing around in the Tiger suit. All you heard was a big poof, Diamond said in an interview prior to the show. And no one admitted to farting, so I did. But it wasnít me. Diamond shares few qualities with the nerdy character he is remembered for from Saved by the Bell. 'I'm a bit wacky, but I'm not Screech,' Diamond said. ìI added stuff to the character. I donít dress in goofy clothes, and my voice doesnít squeak during regular conversation.î Hoping to make a name for himself as Dustin Diamond instead of Screech, he plans to produce and direct in the future. "Screech is an icon of the 90s and it has been a great stepping stone." Whether he becomes successful behind the scenes later, he will always be remembered by a majority of his fans as Screech, the goofy, loveable dork of Bayside High. "Right now, I just want to have fun with my music and doing the stand-up thing" |