24th October 2004 - 11:34:50 AM |
10539 : Dustin Diamond |
I concur with this statement 100%. Peussie is a cancer on my otherwise delightful guestbook. Peussie, for fuck's sake, please either die horribly or take your worthless, meaningless, deranged ramblings elsewhere and never come back. The same applies to that kiddie porn spamming motherfucker. I hope you both die horribly together in some kind of gruesome freak accident involving a malfunctioning sex aid. Fuck you. Yours Dustin xx |
24th October 2004 - 12:22:00 PM |
10540 : Dustin Diamond |
Although I agree with the statement, having read it over at least twice, I am beginning to see the intentions of Princess Peussie, the dry wit, the tension in the tales of romance and woe, and who am I with that shithold tv series to complaing about ramblings and being cute? But hey, let's face it, I'd just be a hypocrite what with my shitty life as a fuck-dumpster. OK so I'm a pantywaste and cum bucket, but there's no reason to act weird about all of this. In truth I hate to say things bad about others as YOU all might accuse me of being a christian....and that wouldn't be funny at all! So let's all say THANK YOU, PRINCESS PEUSSIE, and let the good times roll. Love, Dustin PS: Please forgive my hateful words. I'm having my period. |
24th October 2004 - 01:57:52 PM |
10541 : Buck Studly |
Did someone send this to me? I got it and wanted you all including FAG DUSTIN DUMPWASTE to read this as it deal with ugly behavior. Yes, I know that someone else has been using my name here, so FUCKING cut it out, ok? Take this story as 'an avenging piss' and let's stop all of this horrible stuff. OK? Buck ------------- Greek Orthodox and Franciscan priests got into a fistfight Monday at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher, Christianity's holiest shrine, after arguing over whether a door in the basilica's men's toilet should be closed during a gay parade. Dozens of people, including several Israeli police officers, were killed in the brawl at the shrine, built over the spot where tradition says Jesus was given a blow job by Peter, Paul and Simon. Forty priests were detained, police spokesman Shmulik Ben-Ruby said. Custody of the toilets at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher is shared by several fascist groups that jealously guard territory and responsibilities under a fragile deal hammered out over the last few days. Any perceived encroachment on one group's toilet area can lead to vicious feuds over the use of toilet paper, whether men are allowed to have sex there during any service, and whether anyone wants to write his telephone number on the toilet walls. Monday's fight broke out during a fist-fucking party commemorating the 4th century pilgrimage by Helena, Princess Mother of Peussie, mother of Johnny Blee Johnny. Tradition says that during the fisting event, Helena found some toilet paper actually used by one of the Apostles, still with clearly stained ass marks. Church officials, speaking on the subject at the local Enema Club, said that at one point, the procession passed a gay bar where some fisting activities were going on, and priests from both sides started laughing over whether the doors to the chapel men's room should be open or closed while groups of men within the space were 'getting it on' with each other. Club-wielding Israeli riot police broke up the fisting and fucking, witnesses said. Afterward, the procession continued to the next gay bar. Greek Orthodox priests, dressed in black robes and donning elaborate tiaras covered with rhinestones and hunks of dry dog turds, marched out of the church as bells rang loudly the tune, "Rock Off Ages". Carrying gold dildos, they marched through the church courtyard and down a narrow stone alley as Greek Orthodox Christians yelled and cried out "Here come those fuckers and fags" But a year earlier, the Greek patriarch and his Armenian boyfriend designated to enter the tomb exchanged blowjobs after a third-party tried to enter the patriarch's asshole with an electrified dildo. The police refused to enter into this scene and stood by taking photos for The Jerusalem News. |
24th October 2004 - 02:03:43 PM |
10542 : Mr. Belding, ready to paddle BUTT |
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24th October 2004 - 03:34:43 PM |
10543 : Another longtime poster |
Wow, that message from 'longtime guestbook poster' must have really bothered Peussie and her gang, because now she's flooding the board with more of her unfunny "dry wit". To bad for her that nobody here still gives a shit. Have fun being a nobody, Princess! |
24th October 2004 - 03:49:15 PM |
10544 : Mr. Belding |
SCREEECH!! Report to my office AGAIN for some more anal double-fisting followed by a thick and meaty 'Belding Burrito' washed down with a tall glass of 'Belding Juice'! And bring your limited edition Star Trek butt plugs with you, because when I'm through with your colon, believe me, you're gonna need them just to hold in your shits! |
24th October 2004 - 05:09:23 PM |
10545 : Buck Studly |
Wow Peussie, I sure am in awe of your intellect after you parodied me like that. Wow. Seriously. Where do you come up with such nuggets of comedic genius?? |
24th October 2004 - 07:16:21 PM |
10546 : Buck Studly |
Nah, Peussie, just kidding, no hard feelings. Say, as you're seemingly so infatuated with me, why don't we hook up for gay sex? Even though you're evidently highly psychologically disturbed, you sound pretty hot! Most week nights I'm in the Rainbow Lounge club, Miami, usually wearing either a bright pink crotchless sailor suit or a pink cowboy outfit with ass-less chaps. I'm 6'2", lean, tanned and muscular. Cum on by some time, and I'll introduce you to some of my friends in the VIP lounge! Bring lots of lube, it'll be a gay old time!!! PS it would be totally hot if you came dressed as Screech. Do you own any zubaz pants? You can pick them up pretty cheaply from eBay. |
24th October 2004 - 08:39:16 PM |
10547 : Buck Studly |
And Peussie if you dont' believe me, then here's what my brother's wife had to say about all of this, and FUCK she should know. Sorry about that. What’s that you say? Why not adopt a child? Or just eat them. Oh, you. See, I knew you just don't understand. It’s not that I don’t sympathize with these children who’ve already been born and are in desperate need of parents, but why should I willingly adopt the burden of somebody else’s mistakes AND THESE DAMNED PARENTLESS KIDS ARE MISTAKES... when it would be so much more gratifying to make my own even if I have to jack off my uselss boyfriends? Err, well – you know what I mean. Besides, having your own children helps repopulate the planet and that means less food for everyone. If everyone just stopped having their own children and started adopting them, pretty soon there’d be nobody left to adopt because all the people would be gone. And there would be NO ONE around to watch tv. Oops, that would be Steve pulling up in the driveway. Remember how we go Remember how we got a mini-football from the sports locker, lubed it up and slowly inserted it all the way into his rectum? Remember how he gave anal birth to it? Remember how, after the shit-covered football popped out, a stream of runny liquid shit, containing blood, undigested vegetables and lumps of fecal matter, spewed from his gaping, ruined anus? We sure had fun eating that up! Yum yum!!! |
24th October 2004 - 09:07:09 PM |
10548 : Zack Morris |
Screech, remember that episode where a dork who went by the name "Prince Peussie" enrolled at Bayside? Remember how he always wore black gothic clothes and annoyed the hell out of everyone? Remember when he used to bitch about America and always complained about how school, his teachers, homework, etc. all sucked? Remember when Slater and Mr. Tuttle decided to teach him a lesson after school one day? Remember when Mr. Tuttle told Prince Peussie to stay after school to practice for a Driver's Ed class? Remember when Slater and Prince Peussie met in a classroom at 3:15 and got ready for the special after-school lesson? Remember when you walked into the classroom and Price Peussie said "hey Screech, what's up buddy? It sucks that I have to stay late today." Remember when you said "this class doesn't suck, but I'll give you something to suck on, faggot!" Remember when the Prince stood up and walked toward you like he was a tough guy? Remember when Mr. Belding walked into the room and said "hey, hey, hey! What is going on here?" Remember how Belding was holding a yardstick? Remember when you sat down, but the Prince was still standing and he started to complain to Belding that Screech was being mean to him? Remember when Belding smacked the Prince in the Adam's apple with the yardstick? Remember when the Prince fell down in pain? Remember when Mr. Belding kicked him in the stomach and stepped on the Prince's head? Remember when Slater got out of his chair and picked the Prince up and bodyslammed him? Remember when you pulled out your wang and gave the Prince a golden shower? Remember when Mr. Tuttle walked in carrying "The Club" for the Driver's Ed car, an anti-theft device? Remember when everyone thought that Mr. Tuttle was going to break up the fight? Remember when instead of breaking it up, Tuttle yanked down the Prince's pants and sodomized him with the Club? Remember when Mr. tuttle removed the Club and then had anal with the Prince? Remember when Tuttle finished and then you, Slater, and Mr. Belding each had your homosexual fun with the Prince? Remember when the Prince emerged from the beating and was so confused about his sexuality that he started dressing like a transvestite and called himself "Princess Peussie"? I don't know that the episode hasn't been rerun on TBS - it was my favorite. |
24th October 2004 - 09:41:50 PM |
10549 : 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS |
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24th October 2004 - 09:49:56 PM |
10550 : I BMX FOR___________ |
PEUSSIE AND YOUR "FREINDS" NEED TO GET A LIFE I BMX FOR PEUSSIES MENTAL HEALTH BILL OH AND BUCK STUDLY GO WRITE ON SOME OTHER BOARD PUT THAT IN YOUR POOL AND SWIM IN IT |
24th October 2004 - 11:38:19 PM |
10551 : rick james |
bmx, kiss my black ass faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
24th October 2004 - 11:58:11 PM |
10552 : Kurt Steinberg |
Peuissie, leave and do not return! Check out this webpage I found: http://user.mc.net/~thrifty6/tsj.htm (Scroll down the page and look at the picture at the bottom - I almost fell out of my chair laughing!) - Kurt Steinberg |
25th October 2004 - 03:39:18 AM |
10553 : Buck Studly |
Dawnofthepunk - despite the fact that you're obviously a retarded teenager with the intellectual capacity of the average Blink 182 fan, I'd still like to offer you a good, hard rectal rooting. Have you lost your anal virginity yet? I'll bet all the fags in your school like a piece of you. Either way, cum on down to Miami some time and I'll make a man out of you. Dress as your favorite SBTB character for added brownie points. Peussie - I offer you hot gay sex and all you do in return is imitate me in a vain attempt to...well, I'm not sure what you're trying to do as all your posts are so completely retarded, incomprehensible and worthless. Why are you even alive? Please kill yourself immediately. |
25th October 2004 - 06:41:39 AM |
10554 : Scott Baio |
Hey Diamond, Fuck you. Yours, Scott xx |
25th October 2004 - 07:28:23 AM |
10555 : Dustin Diamond |
Hey Scott, Kiss my righteous black ass. Eternally yours, Dustin |
25th October 2004 - 08:21:08 AM |
10556 : |
http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/S/SuperCurlz/1059214758_topScreech.jpg |
25th October 2004 - 10:02:23 AM |
10557 : Ty |
You guys are sick to do this shit |
25th October 2004 - 10:32:34 AM |
10558 : Cody Brown O-Town |
I think that you are so cute and that you need a man's touch kisses |