| 31st October 2004 - 08:49:18 AM |
| 10719 : Margaret Irwin |
| To Reverend Steinberg, I have read that just recently some young man attempted to begin a new VOMIT CLUB at your cathedral in Philadellphoa. And that he managed to cut loose with some massive turds in his pants and urine all over your parking lot. Is this true? I hope so, as these "RELEASE CLUBS" are being created everywhere in the same of Health and In the Name of Christ Almighty. Our chapter president, only known as THE DUTCH BOY, reports that a good evacuation of the physical body can enhance the spiritual one. He reports that this coming Monday at some chapel of pink or red nuns, he plans to have a heavy RELEASE of all internal organs, 7am, and hopes others will join him. Have you seen the film FIGHT CLUB? well, it is the model for our RELEASE CLUBS and it's catching on so rapidly. Please do let me hear from you via the BISS Club, as I know this server is being tapped by the FBI and CIA. Thanking you in the Name of the Great Evacuator! Margaret Irwin |
| 31st October 2004 - 11:28:02 AM |
| 10720 : |
| damn this board is getting good again don't forget STPK |
| 31st October 2004 - 12:49:08 PM |
| 10721 : Seaman Stains |
| Hello sailors! Dustin, you really hoist my mainsail. As my shore leave is coming up, I wondered if you might fancy meeting up behind a dumpster somewhere? I would really like to board you and fire my big cannon into your poop deck. Also, I'm just back from a tour of the far east, and I have a shitload of exotic STDs to share. |
| 31st October 2004 - 01:58:30 PM |
| 10722 : Flaming Queer Dustin |
| Sounds great, Captain Seaman! All aboard! You can mount my Jewish poop deck until the cows COME home! Would you be willing to smear my poo on your face and make a poo goatee like the one I have? Any Dumpster any time anywhere. Have you caught any crabs while sailing? I have tons! Just thinking about tasting my own poo on your steam ship makes my Zubaz bulge! Watch for ice bergs! And farts! Poo! I'm totally gay! |
| 31st October 2004 - 03:18:46 PM |
| 10723 : Seaman Stains |
| Dustin, scrub your poop deck and have it ready for inspection! I'm gonna give you some good dumpster lovin, and then maybe I could smuggle you aboard and use you as a sex slave while I'm at sea. And it wouldn't just be me - I'd let all my queer shipmates (there are many) have a piece of you. It'll be a love cruise you'll never forget. All hands on dick! |
| 31st October 2004 - 05:41:51 PM |
| 10724 : Damien Slut |
| I am wanking, crying and shitting as I type this. Heil Hitler! |
| 31st October 2004 - 05:45:52 PM |
| 10725 : Chocolate Twinkie |
| A Chocolate Twinkie is when you take a big and mushy dump in your partner's mouth, who then holds the shit in their mouth as they perform oral sex on you until you climax into the mound of poo, injecting its center with a creamy white filling, which your partner can then immediately start eating, enjoying a nice warm shithearty meal! |
| 31st October 2004 - 06:40:34 PM |
| 10726 : Bleeding Shitter |
| My ass bleeds when I shit. Does that turn you on, Dustin? Does knowing that I shit bloody turds make you hungry for my crimson streaked logs? Do you yearn to immediately eat out of my toilet the bloody dumpling stew which I've messily spewed from out of my bleeding anus? Does your tummy rumble at the thought of eating my blood swirled poop generously smeared on crackers with cheese? Would you like to drink a nice tall glass of cold bloody brown toilet water to wash it all down? Or maybe you would just like for me to shit my bloody red & brown mess straight into your mouth? Well, how about it Dustin? Would you like to gobble down on the putrid and possibly HIV+ crimson shit noodle soup from straight out of my ass cheeks? |
| 31st October 2004 - 07:40:38 PM |
| 10727 : |
| Dustin you are a legend- i would love to bum u |
| 31st October 2004 - 07:48:08 PM |
| 10728 : |
| u are quite literally the biggest cunt iv ever seen on tv |
| 31st October 2004 - 08:07:29 PM |
| 10729 : Eliott |
| Hi, I'am a surfer boy and student from Peru so i can tell you the food is great we have great beaches north of lima, like mancora, chicama,pacasmayo with great waves chicama has for me the longest wave in the world, 43 kilometers south of lima you can find pico alto with waves from 8 to 10 meters. I visited lots of places as: Machu Picchu, Camino Inca, Choquequirao, Puno, Líneas Nazca - Paracas, Manu,Arequipa, Lima, Huaraz- llejón de Huaylas, Puerto Maldonado -Tambopata Candamo, Ayacucho, Tarapoto, Chachapoyas,Kuelap, Iquitos, Trujillo, Cotahuasi, and Cotahuasi. If you are interested contact me 51 1 97486790 , my name is Eliott C A celias1@hotmail.com |
| 31st October 2004 - 08:59:41 PM |
| 10730 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Nice try but no cigar, Puessie. Nobody believed that your b.s. post was from me! Why do you persist in posting here? None of your posts are homoerotic or even funny, yet you continue to post long messages here all the time. By the way, I checked out your yahoo message group and discovered that it totally sucks. Are there really other weirdoes out there who actually worship your posts? That's frightening! Maybe you should post your tripe over at Diamond's band's website - www.saltythepocketknife.com. Perhaps Diamond will enjoy your retarded posts! But please do Diamond's gay fans a favor and leave dustindiamond.com immediately! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 31st October 2004 - 09:19:06 PM |
| 10731 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that your mouth has more "semen" than a battleship? |
| 31st October 2004 - 11:04:25 PM |
| 10732 : Tina Marie |
| http://www.tangolinks.com FREE Video Chat! |
| 31st October 2004 - 11:45:19 PM |
| 10734 : |
| i would like a chocolate twinkie. too bad they are never served on the dumpster circuit. cleveland steamers, sure, but no twinkies. hell, not even a chili dog. |
| 31st October 2004 - 11:52:02 PM |
| 10735 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode from your senior year when Mr. Belding was about to get busted for posession of child pornography? Remember when Mr. Belding heard the cops pull up to the front door at BAyside? Remember how you were also in his office sucking him off while Slater was having unprotected buttsex with you when you heard the sirens? Remember when Mr. Belding started to panic because he knew why the cops were there? Remember when he asked you to take the blame and told you you'd probably only get a slap on the wrist? Remember when you were charged with possession of child pornography and the judge threw the book at you as part of a "get tough on porn" campaign? Remember how you had just turned 18 and were tried as an adult? Remember when you were sentenced to two years in the county jail? Remember when you showed up on your first day and several of the other inmates told you they'd be your friends? Remember how good that made you feel, and you quickly assumed that your time in jail would go quickly and you'd make some lifelong friends enjoying your experience? Remember when you quickly discovered that you would not make lifelong friends and would not enjoy your experience when you were subjected to daily gang-rapes? Remember when you got the 'clap' from your cellmate, Leroy? I hope to see the rerun of that episode again soon. It really provided a great 'Scared Straight' message. |
| 01st November 2004 - 02:27:14 AM |
| 10736 : Quinny |
| Show |
| 01st November 2004 - 03:00:06 AM |
| 10737 : manuska |
| watch out dustin diamond i'm gonna rape you when you least expect it maybe while you are walking down the street maybe while you are in the shower maybe even while you are taking a dump but whenever it is i'm gonna do it and its gonna hurt. |
| 01st November 2004 - 04:19:05 AM |
| 10738 : ritual abuse |
| dustin, remember the first season of sbtb where you hadn't come out of the closet yet? remember how you thought a good way to avert your homosexual libido without coming out would be to join the wrestling team? remember when you were wrestling slater and you thought you could get away with grabbing his ass and making it seem inadvertent? remember how he knew exactly what you were trying to do and whispered "i'm going to teach you a lesson for this" into your ear? remember how when you hit the showers after wrestling practice slater grabbed you from behind and covered your mouth? remember how he then proceeded to use an extremely painful anal rape technique on you passed down from his father who learned it in a mexican prison? remember the months of anxiety and fear that came afterwards as you waited for the results of an aids test? remember how it came back positive? remember how you tried to stop belding from raping you afterwards by yelling "i have aids!!!!"? it was so ironic how he had it too!!! |