| 05th November 2004 - 01:54:09 PM |
| 10853 : Dustin |
| I remember that! Good times, man. Good times. |
| 05th November 2004 - 02:05:02 PM |
| 10854 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin, remember when a whole bunch of your smelly Zubaz were stolen from the set of SBTB? Well it was I who took them. I smelled the ass area for weeks until deciding to let them steep in hot water to make a tea, which I drank. Than I decided to use the left over tea to steep the zubaz in even more, except letting the water evaporite, forming pure Dustin essence. I would smell it while jerking off, or sometimes wear it around like a cologne - many queers would chase me around when I wore it! Eventually I used up all that the zubaz had to offer, so I took the zubaz and used them a rags to clean up after gay sex. I'm waiting to get some dirty tighty whiteys or yours to wear on my head while shouting "zoinks" while my ass gets worked in a Castro dumpster sex party. |
| 05th November 2004 - 03:29:45 PM |
| 10855 : Dustin |
| How could I forget something so special? And hot! |
| 05th November 2004 - 03:48:12 PM |
| 10856 : Stanley Shitcream |
| Hi, my name is Stanley Shitcream. In case anyone was wondering how I got my name, I will tell you. I recieved this name because I like to shit alot... Sometimes when I shit, part of the fecal material consists of a thick, clear liquid that somewhat resembles karo corn syrup, but is actually much tastier... It could be the remanants of the massive loads that have been shot up my eager bum-hole since my last bowel movement, but I can't be entirely sure of this... Please, if somebody else has experienced a similiar discharge out of their anus-hole recently, please get in contact with me so we can combine our putrid butt-liquids together and then drink them just like it was the best bottle of crystal pepsi that you ever tasted... sweet!!!... |
| 05th November 2004 - 05:00:23 PM |
| 10857 : Princess Peussie, Goddess of the TOilet BOwl! |
| Hi Turds, whatever happened to that kurt steinburn? you wanta know? well he hovers around the various Saved by the balls homepages and sites and acts like a total asshole which we love. the last time My BRO fucked him, jizz was everywhere. yummy....then there's that godawful funny scum chachi douce nut! we love you chach....Later...off to the Dustin Dumpster event tonight behind the white house....FUCK ON |
| 05th November 2004 - 05:39:05 PM |
| 10858 : Steve Sloppyfart |
| Stanely, we should hook up some time. |
| 05th November 2004 - 06:44:09 PM |
| 10859 : Stanley Shitcream |
| Heil Hitler! Niggers OUT! |
| 05th November 2004 - 09:08:27 PM |
| 10860 : will smith |
| yo yo yo. wat up dustin, how you be? just me will here in hollywood, kickin it big willie style. ha ha, ha ha! good luck gettin more work, homeboy. now if you all excuse me, i gotta suck more of da white man dick so i can be in more movies. no doubt, right? ha ha, ha ha! peace out yo. bling bling! |
| 05th November 2004 - 10:11:40 PM |
| 10861 : |
| hitler exterminated fags too |
| 06th November 2004 - 03:46:49 AM |
| 10862 : Stanley Shitcream |
| Heil Hitler! Niggers OUT! |
| 06th November 2004 - 04:00:03 AM |
| 10863 : leonie |
| ey dustin i like you very much in the tv show Saved by the bell! Yeah i know, it is long times ago, but i laugh all the time! leonie |
| 06th November 2004 - 06:28:51 AM |
| 10864 : leonie |
| i also like have sex with children and dogs. especialy puppies, they so cute and cuddly and i like sucking thier little balls. almost as much as i like sucking daddys balls! leonie |
| 06th November 2004 - 07:25:25 AM |
| 10865 : David |
| Well, this could well be the worst site I have ever had the displeasure of visiting, more mispellings than a dislexia convention and worst of all, it's about Dustin Diamond! |
| 06th November 2004 - 08:55:31 AM |
| 10866 : Dustin Diamond |
| David, it's spelt DYSLEXIA, you motherfucker |
| 06th November 2004 - 10:37:17 AM |
| 10867 : Donny Asslick |
| Yesterday afternoon there was a fart. It came out of my asshole. There was also some gooey diarreah that sprayed out of my anus during the fart and completely saturated and soaked the entire back of my underwear and the seat of my pants... This would have been fine and perfectly acceptable if I wasn't in the library of the community college campus that I attend at the time... I felt a bit awkward and embarrassed at my little "outburst", but my depression soon turned to elation as I spotted a flyer on the wall of the cafeteria announcing that none other than Dustin Diamond himself was scheduled to perform in our auditorium at 8:00 p.m. that very evening! Well needless to say, I attended the show, and brought along my soiled underwear from earlier with me - I waited until just the right moment, and then threw them up at the stage, hitting Dustin in the face, and smearing my slimy poo poo all over his chin... Then, in true Tom Jones fashion, he breathlessly and passionately wiped the beads of (continued above... |
| 06th November 2004 - 10:50:48 AM |
| 10868 : Donny Asslick |
| (continued from below...) sweat from his forehead, wrote down his hotel room # on the shit-stained crotch of my icky undies, and threw them back at me! FUCKING AWESOME!!!! I got so excited that I tried to hold the underwear above my head in reverance and wring them out so that I could savor every last putrid drop of liquefied poop mixed with the greasy sweat that was wiped from his jewfro unibrow into my eagerly-awaiting mouth but, in the process, the ink that Dustin had written down his hotel room # on had run, rendering it completely illegible!... I searched high and low and tried to do some "detective work" later to find out where Dustin was staying, but to no avail... I guess that when a major celebrity like the Double Dog comes into town, security's bound to be so tight that it's probably gonna be next to impossible to get another chance to be alone with this guy... Oh well... What might have been... |
| 06th November 2004 - 11:35:37 AM |
| 10869 : Shit Rooster |
| Hi everybody, I'm the Shit Rooster, I'm almost the same as a regular Rooster, expect that instead of saying "cock-a-doodle-doo!!.." every morning, I say "cock-a-doodle-doo-doo!.." instead... That's why my name is the Shit Rooster. P.S. this website makes me blow so many loads out of my throbbing meatstick that it should be call "dustindiamond.CUM", instead!!! P.S. say hello to peter piss-stain for me. |
| 06th November 2004 - 11:51:22 AM |
| 10870 : Shit Rooster |
| Hi everybody, I'm the Shit Rooster, I'm almost the same as a regular Rooster, expect that instead of saying "cock-a-doodle-doo!!.." every morning, I say "cock-a-doodle-doo-doo!.." instead... That's why my name is the Shit Rooster. P.S. this website makes me blow so many loads out of my throbbing meatstick that it should be call "dustindiamond.CUM", instead!!! P.S. say hello to peter piss-stain for me. |
| 06th November 2004 - 12:00:24 PM |
| 10871 : Manuel Rapapatas |
| peter piss-stain is a semen-suckin' shithole and a shit-lickin' assfuck. other than that he's a really cool guy. ps. fuck off david. |
| 06th November 2004 - 05:02:30 PM |
| 10872 : |
| Nice name, you fuckin' wetback, try and say that one 5 times fast with dustin's dick stuffed up your ass |