| 05th January 2005 - 11:25:50 PM |
| 11870 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that one episode where Mr. Belding had unprotected buttsex with you for the 1,000th time and you told him you loved him? Remember when you asked if he was finally ready to be seen in public with you so that the whole world could see you two lovebirds? Remember when he told you he couldn't do that because he'd lose his job as a principal? Remember when you reluctantly told him you understood and asked him if you two could try something new? Rememner when he asked what you had in mind and you told him that you wanted to buttslam him for the first time ever? Remember when he said he couldn't do that because of his hemmoroids? Remember when he then gave you a thorough anal pounding? Remember when he pounded you so hard that you walked with a limp the rest of the week? Remember when you walked into his office the next Monday to give your ass to him only to discover Slater pounding away at Belding's ass? Remember when you ran out of the room crying? Remember the next day when you saw them kissing in public and finally realized that Belding had been lying to you for years and was merely using you for gay sex, and nothing else? Remember you ran over to Zack's house bawling? Remember when Zack wasn't home, but his dad let you in and then buttslammed you against your will? Mr. Belding and Zack's dad really screwed you over that time! |
| 06th January 2005 - 12:54:37 AM |
| 11871 : |
| test |
| 06th January 2005 - 01:00:04 AM |
| 11872 : |
| from Reservoir Dogs: Pretend you're Don Rickles or some-fucking-body and tell the joke, all right. Now the things you gotta remember are the details. It's the details that sell your story. Now this particular story takes place in a mens' room. So you got to know all the details about the mens' room; you gotta know if they got paper towels or a blower to dry your hands with. You gotta know if the stalls ain't got no doors or not, man. You gotta know if they got liquid soap or that pink granulated powdered shit they used to use in high school, remember? You gotta know if they got hot water or not, if it stinks. If some nasty, low-life, scum-ridden motherfucker, man, sprayed diarrhea all over one of the bowls. You got to know every detail there is to know about this commode. So what you've got to do is take all them details, man, and make them your own. While you're doing that, you gotta remember this story's about you and how you perceived the events that went down. The only way to do that, my brother-- keep saying it and saying it and saying it and saying it and saying it. |
| 06th January 2005 - 03:24:54 AM |
| 11873 : FAPPY HACE |
| PENIS VAGINA/ IT MEANS NO WORRIES // |
| 06th January 2005 - 06:44:00 AM |
| 11874 : your momma |
| woah O.o |
| 06th January 2005 - 07:46:38 AM |
| 11875 : mugu |
| keepofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff |
| 06th January 2005 - 08:14:20 AM |
| 11876 : |
| fuck yo' counch nigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 06th January 2005 - 09:10:48 AM |
| 11877 : Gay Zack |
| the blog is a great idea - here it is http://queerdustinfans.blogspot.com/ |
| 06th January 2005 - 09:52:41 AM |
| 11878 : iCEICEBABY |
| lICK MY BALLS AND TEA BAG YOUR DADS NUTS...THIS IS THE ICEMAN HERE TO COOL ALL YOU FAGGOTS OFF...HOW CAN A GUY LIKE A HAIRY ASS? U CAN SUCK THE CUM OF YOUR GRANDDADDYS SAGGIN COCK AND EAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIS DEPENDS DIAPERS.....FAGGOTS, QUEERS, AND HIPHUGGERS ARE THE WORST FUCKIN EXCUSE FOR HUMAN BEINGS THERE IS...EAT SHIT AND SUCKA HORSES COCK...SEE YA |
| 06th January 2005 - 11:13:33 AM |
| 11879 : D |
| hello all |
| 06th January 2005 - 11:29:59 AM |
| 11880 : |
| D's the new character we will talk..... |
| 06th January 2005 - 01:45:52 PM |
| 11881 : Rocco |
| Hope everyone in here is well and having an asslicking good day! Last night I headed out on the town dressed in zubaz, my fro wig and some red converse sneakers. I wanted to try to capture the image of the Max so I went to this crummy diner and ran in! A Mr. Do game was in the corner and to my amazement that guy who played Max was in there as a waiter! When he saw me his face lit up and he immidiately signaled for me to follow him in the bathroom. When we got in there he said "I knew you wouldnt forget me Dusty." He yanked down my Zubaz and started licking my asshole. I squeezed out a small turd which he gobbled up like a hungry dog. He yelped in ecstasy when I punched him in the face and reamed his shit chute for an hour! I finished by blowing my load in his jew fro! Needless to say I will be going back for seconds! ROCCO |
| 06th January 2005 - 03:38:27 PM |
| 11882 : Glans Roundhelmet |
| OJ - bring it, you little bitch! You and me are gonna go face to face on the football field. Once I clothesline you unconscious I'm gonna yank down your pants and have my way with your wrinkly old ass. Then when I'm done I'll pull out and score a field goal with my load. Is this how you treat all your fans? Fuck this shit; I'm going back to fantasizing about Dale Earnhardt, at least he won't answer back. |
| 06th January 2005 - 05:21:37 PM |
| 11883 : Blob |
| 06th January 2005 - 05:47:05 PM |
| 11884 : NeenooNanoo |
| Gay Zack's blog is so popular that NO ONE has written a thing in it. comments down the toilet; even that shitface Kurt Steinberg didn't leave his stains there! Ofcourse not, he can't spell. Blog in the fog, turds! Yep it's ME.... ICEMAN, guess what? you've just been sterilized. My xmas gift to a real turd. |
| 06th January 2005 - 08:27:44 PM |
| 11885 : Hernando Hernandez |
| Ey Screech, you fockhin cockeroach - eef joo ever com to Havana, me n my boys, we's gone cut choo, mang. We's cut choo GOOD. Comprendez, amigo? I's fockhin LOCO, mang! I cut choo jos like I cut dat modder-fockhin cheecken, mang. Dat cheecken, he come up to me and he bein all like 'BOCK BOCK BOCK' and noisy and sheet and I's all like 'SHUT DE FOCK UP, CHEECKEN' an he wouldn't fockhin shut up so you know what I did, mang? I cut heeng. I fockhin cut dat fockhin cheecken up like a fockhin modder-fockher, mang!! He ain't cluckin no more, mang! Joo know why??? He fockhen dead, das why!!!! Joo better not come to Havana, chivato! I fuckhen crazy-loco!! |
| 06th January 2005 - 08:34:26 PM |
| 11886 : Juarez Suarez |
| Eees true, I a part of Hernando's gang. I tellin joo, joo don' wanna cross heeng. He one crazy son of a beetch. He cut choo up good. Then he fock joo in the ass. Wid a fockhin knife. I tellin you, he cut his own fockin pappa. Den he fock heeng. He fock heem hard. In de ass. Wid a knife. You don' no wanna mess wid us if you know whass good for joo. |
| 06th January 2005 - 08:49:20 PM |
| 11887 : |
| Screech, do you get many interesting e-mails sent to your screech@dustindiamond.com address? Maybe you should start putting them up on the site, like Pastor Jim does. |
| 06th January 2005 - 08:58:19 PM |
| 11888 : Princess Peussie |
| I am a fucking worthless cunt who doesn't have a life! |
| 06th January 2005 - 09:15:41 PM |
| 11889 : |
| NeenooNanoo, you're a dickless cocksucker! Everyone knows it is you, Peussie. You're the board's resident dipshit loser. Why do you post here? Nobody thinks you're funny and you add nothing to this board. You're always like "turd this" and "turd that"! Pathetic! |