06th January 2005 - 01:45:52 PM |
11881 : Rocco |
Hope everyone in here is well and having an asslicking good day! Last night I headed out on the town dressed in zubaz, my fro wig and some red converse sneakers. I wanted to try to capture the image of the Max so I went to this crummy diner and ran in! A Mr. Do game was in the corner and to my amazement that guy who played Max was in there as a waiter! When he saw me his face lit up and he immidiately signaled for me to follow him in the bathroom. When we got in there he said "I knew you wouldnt forget me Dusty." He yanked down my Zubaz and started licking my asshole. I squeezed out a small turd which he gobbled up like a hungry dog. He yelped in ecstasy when I punched him in the face and reamed his shit chute for an hour! I finished by blowing my load in his jew fro! Needless to say I will be going back for seconds! ROCCO |
06th January 2005 - 03:38:27 PM |
11882 : Glans Roundhelmet |
OJ - bring it, you little bitch! You and me are gonna go face to face on the football field. Once I clothesline you unconscious I'm gonna yank down your pants and have my way with your wrinkly old ass. Then when I'm done I'll pull out and score a field goal with my load. Is this how you treat all your fans? Fuck this shit; I'm going back to fantasizing about Dale Earnhardt, at least he won't answer back. |
06th January 2005 - 05:21:37 PM |
11883 : Blob |
06th January 2005 - 05:47:05 PM |
11884 : NeenooNanoo |
Gay Zack's blog is so popular that NO ONE has written a thing in it. comments down the toilet; even that shitface Kurt Steinberg didn't leave his stains there! Ofcourse not, he can't spell. Blog in the fog, turds! Yep it's ME.... ICEMAN, guess what? you've just been sterilized. My xmas gift to a real turd. |
06th January 2005 - 08:27:44 PM |
11885 : Hernando Hernandez |
Ey Screech, you fockhin cockeroach - eef joo ever com to Havana, me n my boys, we's gone cut choo, mang. We's cut choo GOOD. Comprendez, amigo? I's fockhin LOCO, mang! I cut choo jos like I cut dat modder-fockhin cheecken, mang. Dat cheecken, he come up to me and he bein all like 'BOCK BOCK BOCK' and noisy and sheet and I's all like 'SHUT DE FOCK UP, CHEECKEN' an he wouldn't fockhin shut up so you know what I did, mang? I cut heeng. I fockhin cut dat fockhin cheecken up like a fockhin modder-fockher, mang!! He ain't cluckin no more, mang! Joo know why??? He fockhen dead, das why!!!! Joo better not come to Havana, chivato! I fuckhen crazy-loco!! |
06th January 2005 - 08:34:26 PM |
11886 : Juarez Suarez |
Eees true, I a part of Hernando's gang. I tellin joo, joo don' wanna cross heeng. He one crazy son of a beetch. He cut choo up good. Then he fock joo in the ass. Wid a fockhin knife. I tellin you, he cut his own fockin pappa. Den he fock heeng. He fock heem hard. In de ass. Wid a knife. You don' no wanna mess wid us if you know whass good for joo. |
06th January 2005 - 08:49:20 PM |
11887 : |
Screech, do you get many interesting e-mails sent to your screech@dustindiamond.com address? Maybe you should start putting them up on the site, like Pastor Jim does. |
06th January 2005 - 08:58:19 PM |
11888 : Princess Peussie |
I am a fucking worthless cunt who doesn't have a life! |
06th January 2005 - 09:15:41 PM |
11889 : |
NeenooNanoo, you're a dickless cocksucker! Everyone knows it is you, Peussie. You're the board's resident dipshit loser. Why do you post here? Nobody thinks you're funny and you add nothing to this board. You're always like "turd this" and "turd that"! Pathetic! |
06th January 2005 - 11:01:34 PM |
11890 : LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG |
ß LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLSë |
07th January 2005 - 05:07:17 AM |
11891 : http://perevozgruzov1.narod.ru http://perevozgruzo |
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07th January 2005 - 08:50:48 AM |
11892 : OJ Simpson |
Glans. Ive put on my cleats and Im ready to run over your dick! Ive loaded up the Bronco and me and Al Cowlings are coming to see you. My good pal Chachi phoned in from Thailand where he is acting as a goodwill ambassador from the US! He said that you are a two time loser and that me and Al should teach you a lesson. We are gonna give you da old bum rush then sew up your asshole! You wont be able to engage in any of your perversions anymore. So if you see a white bronco with a guy in a Bills jersey coming your way you best run MUTHAFUCKA! CAUSE THE JUICE IS LOOSE! DA JUICE |
07th January 2005 - 02:21:31 PM |
11893 : Glans Roundhelmet |
That sounds pretty hot, OJ! Tell me - since your decline, do you still work out? Cause back in the day, you used to be pretty buff. Is that still the case, or have you let yourself go now? I hope not. I hope you haven't let all that lovely chocolate muscle turn to grey elderly flab, and that you're still a big manly studburger! I want to get you, Al Cowlings and 'DA CHACH' and put you all in a line, bend you over and sodomize the holy crap out of all three of you, one after another! Then I'm gonna 'loose some juice' of my own! Then, when I've lost a pint or so of semen, I want to lie back and relax, and have you three shit, piss and cum all over me for a solid half hour! How do you like them apples, you big hunk of murderous man-meat?? God I'm so horny right now!!! I'm gayer than Merv Albert dressed in a sailor suit!! |
07th January 2005 - 02:25:36 PM |
11894 : Gay Zack |
People have begun to queer up us.imdb.com under Dustins name- go queer it up, just don't use vulgar language or else they will delete your post - here is a post I got turned on while reading it .......Here could be even more proof that Dustin "Screech The Flaming Funboy" Diamond is, in-fact, a HOMOsexual. I Live In Toronto, Ontario (where we call it pop)-- read other posts if you don't know what I am talking about-- And I have friends that go to U of T. Well on one of my visits I saw a sign that said U of T Live Wrestling featuring so and so and...From Saved by the bell Screech!...i was shocked!! anyway I continued on my visit to see my friends but noticed the show was already going on, so i walked in cause it was free, and who should I see in the ring, rolling around and groping some oiled-up, steroid injected greasemonkey? none other than everybodies favourite dork (wait thats steve urkel, let me re-phrase that) everybodies favorite queer washed up actor Dustin Diamond! Now being someone that absolutely hates wrestling I didn't stay around to watch anymore of this garbage so I left...BUT, on my way out I saw our old buddy sitting at a table that said autographs, and screech was there. I decided ahhh what the heck, and was about to approach the table when i saw for an autograph, for picture, and 50 for autograph and picture. being short on $$$ I was no way in hell gonna pay that kind of money for some guy that wasn't even a good actor, or at least even funny in the first place. (I don't think I would even shell out that knda money if it was like sylvester stallone, or arnold Maybe if it was bob saget I would. Now I don't know if this proves anything, but it sure kinds of lead you to think...with a last name like diamond and seeing him on top of other guys it kinda of makes you think...HOMO!!! |
07th January 2005 - 03:28:09 PM |
11895 : chris |
i LOVE SAVED BY THE BELL SCREECH ISNT GAY!!!! |
07th January 2005 - 03:28:33 PM |
11896 : your mom |
FUCK YOU GAY ZACK...AND TO HELL WITH THAT JEWBAG DIAMOND...I WOULDNT GIVE HIM A PENNY FOR HIS JOHN HANCOCK BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG....IT FIGURES HIS JEW ASS WOULD BE CHARGING FOR AND AUTOGRAPH.. |
07th January 2005 - 03:49:59 PM |
11897 : Gay Zack |
you want to fuck me huh, come meet me at the dumpsters behind Dicks in Castro and I'll rim your ass than pound you so hard that your ears bleed. |
07th January 2005 - 05:11:36 PM |
11898 : Glans Roundhelmet |
Yes! Let's ALL fuck Gay Zack!! Me first though, I hate sloppy seconds. |
07th January 2005 - 05:19:41 PM |
11899 : Gay Zack |
you got it buddy, I'll bring the anal lube, you bring the cockring and my ass will be waiting for your roundhelmet - I'll be the guy dressed like Screech with the assless zubaz and the rainbow jew fro |
07th January 2005 - 05:55:40 PM |
11900 : Glans Roundhelmet |
Rainbow jewfro? ZOIKS!! You sure know how to push my buttons, you filthy slutqueen! |