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    09th January 2005 - 01:52:08 AM    
11921 : A big fan
Wow, this guestbook really sucks now. What happened to all the hilarity of the past two years? Did Princess Peussie finally suck all of the humor out of this board?


    09th January 2005 - 05:45:36 AM    
11922 : chris
THE SAVED BY THYE BELL DVD`S ROCK


    09th January 2005 - 07:08:11 AM    
11923 : Chris
LOOK
U HAVE NOOOOOOOOO PROOF DUSTIN IS GAY
UR ALL SAD AND PERTETIC SAYING HE IS
GET A LIFE


    09th January 2005 - 10:28:11 AM    
11924 :
11921: you're right, this board blows. Thanks to cunts like Princess Peussie, the flooding cocksuckers, and the endless stream of retards who think this is actually Dustin's homepage, the only thing worth doing nowadays is looking through the old posts.

This board needs a moderator! Dustin, come down from on high and save us all!!!


    09th January 2005 - 10:42:28 AM    
11925 : Glans Roundhelmet
Dustin, please get your lazy ass in gear and get trustthedust.com up and running! I need to jack off to new pictures of you! In the meantime I guess I'll just spank it to these -
http://www.savedbythebellnow.com/media/photogalleries/dustindiamond/

Are you currently having homosexual relations with Wil Wheaton? That's SO hot!!!

Also, are you really 'one of the most recognisable faces in Hollywood today'? Because I find that somehow hard to believe.
http://www.funny-business.com/index.pl/dustin_diamond



    09th January 2005 - 01:19:25 PM    
11926 : the real dustin kind of
I've just decided to open this guestbook to everyone. It's so much fun to read. Let's cut the seriousness and Turkish stuff, please and get down to dumping, rimming and blow jizz everywhere. OK?


    09th January 2005 - 01:43:18 PM    
11927 : Kurt Steinberg
Gay Zack, thanks for creating your new Dustin Diamond-related homo-erotic blog. It's very arousing.

http://queerdustinfans.blogspot.com/

- Kurt Steinberg


    09th January 2005 - 02:30:55 PM    
11928 :
WWW.FREEWEBS.COM/SBTB


    09th January 2005 - 03:21:19 PM    
11929 : Ghost O Dustin
I am the time travelling ghost of Dustin Diamond. I eat sugar lumps and have anal milkwashes with Margaret Thatcher. This is where she gets pregnant, puts her teat in my bummy, and squirts baby food inside so it cleans my bum like Cleopatra if she were a bowel. I am hear to scare and hate all of you sacriligious fools for in the future I am King of the world and Saturn (because in the future humans have taken over Saturn). Wooooooooooo


    09th January 2005 - 03:30:56 PM    
11930 : Last, First
Date: 1/2/2005 23:25:32 -0800
From: Anthony Engle
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Your web site

Hello--I wanted to make a few remarks here about my beliefs and your website. Firstly, I am rather conservative, and I profess faith in Christ. While I feel that I should be offended by your site, I found it so gut-bustingly funny and clever, that I couldn't force myself to be offended. I see exactly the audience you are targeting, along with the emails sent by those people, and, frankly, if I am ever on trial, I cringe at the thought of calling some of those people "peers". The sick part is, (among other sick parts) about 3 years ago, I was involved in an email fight from the resident nut at www.prime.org as he told me I was going to hell b/c I attend a Trinitarian church or "trinitarian cult" as he so eloquently stated it. His website resembles yours so much in tone, it is uncanny. While I am a Christian and a conservative, I can see the other side of arguments I take part in. I have an aunt who is, for lack of a better term, a butch dike. Politically, I don't care one
way or the other how she lives her life, but as a Christian, I do take issue with homosexuality. That is my opinion, and that along with 70 cents will get me a 20 ounce Mountain Dew out of the soda machine at work. The point is, my aunt and I have very differing points of view when looking at homosexuality through the "spirituality goggles" but the wonderful thing is, that we respect each others' view on the subject. I had the chance, some years back, to take a trip with her from Louisville, KY to Nashville, TN (about a 3.5 hour drive) and we talked about religion, among other things. I have found out in my young adult life, that no matter what a person's viewpoint is on any subject, good people can respectfully disagree without spouting vitriolic rage. Your site illustrates that a good portion of this country isn't quite ready for that type of advanced citizenship. I shall stop my long winded drivel now, but I wanted to let you know that there are some of us that wait to send
you and email until we know what your true motivations are. Again, I think your site is (here comes some hypocrisy on my part with my potty mouth/fingers) fucking hilarious, the funniest portion maybe being emails sent by those who just don't get it, either by not taking the time to, or simply not possessing the intelligence to. I must say, though, the kidz section literally had me in tears, I laughed so hard!

Take Care and.... Cheers!

Dr. Anthony C. Engle

PS "Love thy Neighbor, fucker!!" that one was priceless!!

Wow, thank you so much. I really appreciate that e-mail.

=)


    09th January 2005 - 03:41:45 PM    
11931 : Last, First
Please read the message I sent to Pastor Jim below. I hope you have figured out that the site is indeed a parody.


    09th January 2005 - 04:01:32 PM    
11932 : Queer Simon
Diamond, I'm like an AIDS Tsunami, cumming to devastate your posterior soon!


    09th January 2005 - 04:30:34 PM    
11933 :
trustthedust.com


    09th January 2005 - 06:20:49 PM    
11934 : Richard Simmons
Dustin honey, how come you don't call me anymore? I thought we had something special. I can't believe that all the hot, sweaty anal sex we had meant nothing to you.

Well, you can just forget it! If you can't be bothered getting in touch then we're through, Buster Brown!!


    09th January 2005 - 07:40:31 PM    
11935 : Rocco
Here is my latest post to the good Pastor. I think he is really starting to like me!
Rocco
Date: 1/6/2005 14:59:57 EST
From: SCREECHTROLL@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Butt Sex Request

Dear Pastor Jim,
Someone on the double dog board has been posting as you! I don't believe it
really is you though! This Christmas I prayed to the double dog to give me a
good present and he did. I got some sweet dumpster loving and had my ball sack
shaved by a guy dressed as Belding! I am still interested in some sweet
dumpster sex if you can make room in your schedule for me. Don't worry it will be
worth your time! I have learned some new moves that will totally stretch
your asshole until you beg me for mercy! But don't worry I will give you none. I
shall fart in your face until you pass out from lack of oxygen. Then I will
take your anal virginity by pounding your shit chute for hours! I know this
sounds good to you so just let me know when you are available! I will meet you
by the Wendy's dumpster anytime. Feel free to write back or to visit me at
_http://www.dustindiamond.com_ (http://www.dustindiamond.com) . Please stop
being a big pussy by responding to my messages with a ? or simple lame ass
response. Share your true homo feelings with all of us! I have enclosed my
picture so that you may pleasure yourself while looking at me!
Until I shit in your mouth,
ROCCO

Eww...


    09th January 2005 - 10:32:13 PM    
11936 : Hermaz
WHAT WOULD JUSTICE VAGINA SICK ON MY BALLS//


    09th January 2005 - 11:33:34 PM    
11937 : Lawrence of Arabia
Mr. Diamond, I have just returned from the Middle East with a case of Arabian Goggles. I'd like to give you a warm, sweaty, and heavy pair right now. It will be very relaxing for your eyes.


    09th January 2005 - 11:41:21 PM    
11938 :
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    09th January 2005 - 11:51:16 PM    
11939 : Pastor Jim
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    09th January 2005 - 11:59:26 PM    
11940 : Pastor
screech, you are possessed by demons. the only way to cure your ailment is for you to suck me off and then receive a cleveland steamer from the cast of the play 'rent.'

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