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14th January 2005 - 01:35:19 PM

12001 : laura

scrrrrrrreech
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14th January 2005 - 01:45:53 PM

12002 : Rocco

I heard that myself. They wanted him to take anal from Dick Chaney in the background while Bush was being sworn in but the double dog felt that was beneath him and he wanted to fuck George W in the ass instead! The secret service ran a train on Diamonds ass and made it so stretched out that Dustin is taking a few weeks to recouperate.
ROCCO

14th January 2005 - 02:23:09 PM

12003 :

so Dustin, when are you going to let me eat your nut sack like it was a snack pack?

14th January 2005 - 03:42:05 PM

12004 : OJ Simpson

Hey Very Angry,
I don't think you know what you have coming to you sucka! But you ain't gonna like it when a fullsize bronco drives over your skinny ass! Da Juice has never wanted man ass nor will he ever desire man ass! Da Juice bangs sweet ass white babes assholes every fuckin day! Only reason guys go fag is cause they can't get any chicks. Sad Muthafuckers! But Very Angry you and me got a date. Get ready for some Bronco style action.
DA JUICE

15th January 2005 - 01:08:12 PM

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15th January 2005 - 03:18:09 PM

12006 : leea

i love gay men, i just thought i would let all of you know!!

15th January 2005 - 05:40:45 PM

12007 : Johnny Jizzmaster

Some of the stuff here really BLEW me away. I can see why Dustin is into this stuff bigtime but no matter what, he's never going to have to size dick WE all want. guess we'll just have to get into that hershey highway of his and see where that takes us.
i'm skipping the inauguration, one too many asshole is too much but FUCK::::::::::::::::::::::That place is going to be filled with assholes!

http://www.herbolove.com/community/bbs/guestbook.asp?category=25&user=7322

15th January 2005 - 10:00:42 PM

12008 : Don\'t Callme Don Cheadle

GNAA declares boycott of all foods that make sperm taste bad

Washington, District of Columbia (USNS) - Gathered on the steps of the Justice Department, gay niggers worldwide announced their most ambitious ploy for political power to date, a boycott of all foods that make semen taste awful. GNAA president timecop led the rally with a pink megaphone, shouting over the noise of riot cops assembling in case the peaceful assembly turned violent.

"My friends," he lisped at the top of his lungs. "As America's - no, the world's - foremost consumers of sperm and without a doubt its greatest enjoyers and advocates, we plead - no, we demand - that these prostate poisons be eliminated from the modern diet." Around him, a surging throng of foamy devotees showed their approval with a shower of bodily fluids.

According to timecop, numerous studies prove that gay volunteers not only found that tobacco left a lingering moldy taste in semen, but that such commonplace items as coffee and multivitamin pills could make semen taste muddy and like insecticide, respectively. "These are intolerant, I mean, intolerable substances," timecop spluttered.

GNAA member DiKKy, on loan from NATO class dunce Norway, as if on cue dumped a 55 gallon drum of whipped semen into the Justice Department's Martin Luther King, Jr. meditative koi pond. As carp drowned in the sticky mucosal fluid, DiKKy took the microphone from a timecop overcome by emotion at the sacrifice of so much precious gay nigger seed. "Gummy bears make it taste like rubber cement - no, that's not a pun. And salmon, of course," said DiKKy, "which makes it taste oily. Oh, and here's a big no-no: asparagus. Yucky."

United Asparagus Growers President Ralph Gruntligel was interviewed by CBS' "60 Minutes," which, in trying to downplay its recent scandal over forging records to replace the lost forged records of a famous politician, has changed focus to such cutting edge topics as sitting room makeovers and loose candle wax.

http://www.gnaa.us/pr.phtml?troll=gnaa-sperm

15th January 2005 - 10:06:18 PM

12009 : Don\'t Call Me Don Cheadle

GNAA more effective than Viagra, Cialis, study finds

WASHINGTON, DC (GNAA) - A thoroughly scientific study undertaken by researchers at the Beth Israel Hospital has concluded that membership in Internet troll group GNAA is more effective than Viagra or Cialis, competing brands of erectile dysfunction drugs, in achieving a lasting rigid penis and thoroughly enjoyable penetration.

Subjects were given access to a cable modem, a Windows-compatible PC and the movie "Gayniggers From Outer Space," a 1992 low-budget romp in which homosexual African-American extraterrestrials invade earth and eliminate women in order to expose men to the wonders of anal intercourse. Turgidity occurred "immediately," according to head research scientist Bernard Silverstein.

"We were at first highly skeptical of this research material," said Silverstein, "but then we realized that, because it features not only African-Americans but homosexuals in a positive light, we were up for a bn grant from the Tolerance department at Homeland Security." He said he was "disappointed" in the results but could not deny the absolute scientific objectivity of the study.

"We used the correct methodology, and double-confirmed our results. That's as close as you get to the Word of God in science," he said. "While this tasteless movie endorses frivolous sodomy and misogyny, it caused in our test subjects enduring hard-ons that didn't wilt for 3.9 hours on average."

The control group of men picked randomly from the general population experienced less success with both Viagra and Cialis. "We gave them a selection of stimulating pornography from Jewish-American actresses like Jenna Jameson and Pamela Anderson," said research associate Miriam Rothberg, "but mostly, they complained that the women whined too much."

http://www.gnaa.us/pr.phtml?troll=gnaa-viagra

16th January 2005 - 01:13:24 AM

12010 : John Bernoulli

gkf

16th January 2005 - 01:58:03 AM

12011 : JIM QUEFF

OF ALL THE LIFE YOU NEVER WANTED TO LIVE - GRADE ONE - AND NOW YOU ARE DEAD

16th January 2005 - 06:30:52 AM

12012 : Kurt Zoidberg

Screech - this page made me hard as heck!

http://www.gayfetishpicpost.com/~bigpenissex/massive/horse_cock/index52.html

16th January 2005 - 02:40:56 PM

12013 : jake

hi my name is jacqueline but u can call me jake

16th January 2005 - 10:23:03 PM

12014 : Gilbert Gumper, Arkansas

I just found this on the wall of a public toilet some guy who had used lipstick to write this. I ended up with my asshole being very red from lipstick and tongues. This all happened at that private Dustin gay fag show,West Hollywood. THIS is what it said:

The night is filled with danger, passion, and throbbing cocks. There is no wind and in fact very little OF ANYTHING, the sky is lightly puce or even peussie with nuclear waste, usually crapped and evacuated and filled with specks of shit, but is now filled with thick clouds of steaming urine. Darkness is everywhere except for Princess Peussie's toilet bowl which glows in the strange moonlight. Only the torches in the temple provide a flicking light. The slave, a foreigner, a pale skinned male is walked to the wedding bed of MJ and forced to lie there with his face buried in one male servant's asshole. His attendants, dressed in simple cotton opera gowns retreat to the restrooms of the temple. Everyone waits as the musician play the "jazzy fuck music" required for this training session. Incense drifts from the air, a combo of opium and hashish, yet the air is still and almost rancid with the previous night's orgy of violence and Love.

16th January 2005 - 11:55:51 PM

12015 : bbbb

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17th January 2005 - 12:23:46 AM

12016 :

gay zack, maybe you should gay up the imdb message board for this:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0279793/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9ZHVzdGluIGRpYW1vbmR8aHRtbD0xfG5tPW9u;fc=2;ft=5;fm=1

17th January 2005 - 12:36:15 AM

12017 :

screech, I took a cab the other day on my way to "The Manhole," my favorite queer bar. when i got in the cab I immediately noticed a foul, nasty odor. I immediately figured out what it was when the arab cabdriver turned around and asked where we were going. the cabdriver's breath smelled like shit, and it was as if somehad had taken a dump in his mouth or he had gargled with diaherrea. so i was wondering what your breath smelled like the time mr. belding shit in your mouth on the set of saved by the bell. did your breath afterwards bother anyone? i heard that sbtb was an expecially rowdy television set. what else went down?

17th January 2005 - 02:12:21 AM

12018 : younas

iloveyou

17th January 2005 - 07:36:13 AM

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17th January 2005 - 09:18:22 AM

12020 : Lana the Banana

I'm tired of trying to translate this Turkish stuff. Can someone tell me the exact location of this dumpster you talk about? thanks, I have a number of gay brothers ready to get there and have some serious fun.

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