| 01st February 2005 - 12:35:34 PM |
| 12201 : Joe Cocker |
| Who farted? |
| 01st February 2005 - 01:01:55 PM |
| 12202 : Super Pooper |
| NEVER FEAR, SUPER POOPER IS HERE! AND FLAMING QUEER! That's right, queers. The first homosexual superhero is here. Christopher Lowell is... SUPER POOPER! Faster than an East Village hand job, gayer than a Good Charlotte concert, and more fabulous than a Versace fashion show it's... SUPER POOPER! Mild-mannered hair stylist by day, Victor Vance gets rid of punks and makes sure bums have clean assholes by night as... SUPER POOPER! And when a gang of fundamentalist Christians threaten to take over I-95 north to make no rest area or truck stop safe for gayety, SUPER POOPER rises to the challenge, but will he prevail? With Ryan Seacrest as his plucky sidekick, RENTBOY, SUPER POOPER must find a way to defeat the bible-thumpers, or his days of pooping just might come to a close... SUPER POOPERS. A film by Jerry Fuckheimer. Coming this March to a bath house near you. XXX CONTAINS VIOLENT RIMMING AND RUNNY POOPAGE WHICH MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. |
| 01st February 2005 - 01:14:55 PM |
| 12203 : Stanky Pooper (no relation) |
| he y, DUSTIN/SCHREECH.i loved u when u stared in MADE with jon faveraue it was funy also i liked ur stand up when u came to charleston WV community colledge teh joke about when girls fart is funnby ans also true i used to jack off when i herd my mom or sister farted butt now im gay and munch on ass. ;) i want to dive in ur dumpster. my litel brother is ritarded and also hes gay too i figger i could put him in ur hinder and u could shit him out on grandpa that would be eyrotik ;) |
| 01st February 2005 - 01:20:30 PM |
| 12204 : S!CK B0Y! |
| Where's Gary Larken? I like the cunt of his jism. |
| 01st February 2005 - 01:46:38 PM |
| 12205 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond |
| WOW! This board sure got gay again all of a sudden, so I thought I'd come and keep you all abreast of the latest happenings in the world of me and Evan. I tell ya, he sure is a WILDCAT in the sack!! Just the other day, I was in our bedroom reading the latest issue of GAY TIMES when Evan walked in and, bold as you please, stuck his erect penis in my face and said 'suck this, bitch!'. It was also his idea to have our recent Salty the Pocketknife 'reunion' - the other two guys from the band came round, we laid down the plastic sheeting and had a good old shit and piss orgy! And the other night while we we're getting busy, Evan all of a sudden produced some drum sticks, reached around and started playing a solo on my ass cheeks! He's crazy but I love him! |
| 01st February 2005 - 02:21:10 PM |
| 12206 : Mean - Ass - Mother Fucker |
| you little cum junkie punk -- i'd rip your scrotum off and make you wear your balls as earrings while i fist you holding a broker 40 oz bottle. then i'd make you turn over all your money and make you beg me to do it again. |
| 01st February 2005 - 02:30:54 PM |
| 12207 : Rex Doubleday |
| QUOTE_The Gayest Farter Greetings from the meat market, hot shots! I'm the Gayest Farter! I'm famous around the world for having a wide variety of farts, but the one thing that makes my farts special is that they're all extremely gay! Sometimes, I'll fart in a cafe, and some leftover semen will splurt out of my anus into someone's coffee. Or, on the bus, I'll fart real big and some old condoms will just shoot out of my loose sphincters and stick to an elderly person's forehead. All very flatulent and gay. Look! That fart is going to be an interior decorater! Look! That fart is going to write a Broadway musical! Look! That fart looks just like Matt Damon! You're not going anywhere, you sexy little fart!_QUOTE This is the only piece of material worth reading in the last 25 posts since mine. You faggots are not funny and you are repetitive, Except for you ofcourse Mr.GayFart I all want you to live by the immortal words of Hott Bosco...who said his Grandpa would spray his seed at him each morning for a gross wak |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:00:18 PM |
| 12208 : The Gayest Farter |
| I don't know what passes for a comedy these days, but I really can't see any humor in the experiences of my every day life. I can't see why something as routine as eating four bowls of chili with extra onions and making it a point to ride in crowded elevators so you can eliminate gasses and play pocket pool while relishing the offended look on the faces of your fellow passengers would strike anybody as "funny." Look! That fart is packing it's bags for San Francisco! Look! That fart has a lunch date with Andy Dick! Look! That fart has such high cheekbones! You're going right back up my ass, mister! AAWWE!! FUCK YEAH, BITCH! I'M SHOVING MY FART BACK UP MY FILTHY SHITHOLE, MOTHERFUCK!! AWE FUCK YEEAAH!! I'M GONNA CUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! Some people have an odd sense of humor. |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:12:52 PM |
| 12209 : Sloppy Bag Of Shit |
| Man, fuck STPK. Anyone been to asamandrummeth.com? Evan really looks like the kind of guy who wants to be tortured with four cocks up his shitter and a swordfight in his mouth while old men piss and shit on him. Shit off a cock blister, fuck napkins. |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:19:06 PM |
| 12210 : Shit On A Used Maxi Pad |
| Because basketballs ARE my anal beads, Uncle Shit Dribbler! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:22:55 PM |
| 12211 : Gordo |
| It's great to know that shitholes like Georgie Bush and his scum-slave, that CHACHI nowhere guy with the slit instead of a cock, are causing global suicide. Thanks Georgie Porgie, and the rest of you perverts. I'll just settle down for a nice slow bj and rimming, Chach, you know what to do, FAG. |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:42:48 PM |
| 12212 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond |
| Sloppy Bag of Shit: that's actually quite an accurate assessment of Evan's sexual preferences. I should know ;) |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:46:44 PM |
| 12213 : Condom Full Of Runny Shit |
| Yes, it is good to know that George Bush and Chachi share a shithole. Chachi inherited the shithole of a mighty gay warrior, able to withstand the fiercest pounding by gay horse cocks. I'll settle down for a nice fisting followed by a hot Balogna Surprise. Chachi, you know what to do, TWEETS! |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:48:58 PM |
| 12214 : Michael Jackson |
| Hey Dusty. As one superstar to another, could I please ask you to use your showbiz clout and keep me out of jail?? You know I didn't do anything indecent with all those boys, right?? You owe me, man. Remember the magical summer you spent as a 10-year-old at Neverneverland? Remember what a super-duper time we had together? Remember the night we slept in the same bed? Remember how a magical love pixie visited you all the way from Happyland in the middle of the night and used his big Happy-wand to leave his special magical juice in your bunghole? Remember how much your bunghole hurt the next morning, but I said that it would be OK because the magical juice would make you big and strong, and that the pain was worth it? Remember how we slept together again the next night, and it happened again? And didn't the magical juice make you the big, strong superstar you are today? You see, it was all perfectly innocent! |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:56:18 PM |
| 12215 : Diarrhea dribbling out of a dead whore\'s cunt |
| This guestbook makes me erect |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:57:04 PM |
| 12216 : |
| ass man drummeth |
| 01st February 2005 - 05:03:02 PM |
| 12217 : Felch Monster |
| I spared no second ripping off those Zubaz, I was starved for that Kosher man meat. As I spread apart his cheeks, ready to munch that pert little pooter, I was shocked to find a large tuft of matted hair blocking entry into his starfruit. I didn't want to waste time shaving him. I needed it now. I began to violently rip out chunks of the anus-fro with my teeth. I could feel his taint swelling against my chin: He was getting off in a big way. Finally I could jam my muscular tongue up his now bloodied ringlet. He quivered spastically as I tasted his colon. "Zoiks!" he shouted as his head sprang back, "I'm gonna cummmm!" A hot fountain of diarrhea splurted out of his slippery fudge factory and down my throat. As I tasted loads deposited by prior lovers, I thought he'd want to get a good taste of his saucy gay-goo laced muck. I got a mouthful and held down the acidic vomit I felt rising in my esophagus just long enough to transport a hearty mouthful of shit-and-jism stew, followed by undigested chunks and bile. |
| 01st February 2005 - 05:21:55 PM |
| 12218 : Gym Sock Full Of Cum, Pus, and Mucus |
| Dustin- Have you ever heard of a "Baby Shaker?" That's when I stuff your asshole full of bloody diapers that I collect from children born with HIV. After that, I jump up and down on your stomach while you give my boyfriend a Blumpkin. If this interests you, please let me know, because paying vagrants to do it is getting too expensive. |
| 01st February 2005 - 05:28:06 PM |
| 12219 : Uncle Herpes |
| I need a good Honky Tonk Punch. |
| 01st February 2005 - 05:41:03 PM |
| 12220 : Scatty P. The Gay Rapper |
| Yo. Check it out. I got a butthole that can swallow a man whole I like to suck balls while I bounce on a man pole If you've got a tastey pooter, I'd like to try it 'Cause I toss more salad than a Jew on a diet I like cocks, balls, feet, nipples and fists I like gettin' enemas with fresh hot piss So line up and blow a big wad in my perm And I'll munch your ass like a funky tape worm Yo, bitch! Balls, homey! Balls yo! We outta here! Farts! |