01st February 2005 - 05:54:00 PM |
12221 : MC Scatmasta Shitcream |
Yo Scatty P., dem some fresh-ass rhymes. How's about you and me throw down together sometime? I could really toss a brutha's salad right about now. If you in da area, get down to the fags-only rap battle I'm gon' be hostin at the Manhole Club, West Hollywood next Weds. It gon' be FRESH son, I ain't trickin. The place gon' be LOADED wid fine-ass fags. |
01st February 2005 - 08:04:24 PM |
12222 : Accidental Farting Mishap |
Shove your head up my ass and sing beautiful music. |
01st February 2005 - 08:13:53 PM |
12223 : Intentional Farting Disaster |
Put your ass in my head and fart songs of freedom. |
01st February 2005 - 09:47:51 PM |
12224 : Polite Farter |
Oh, my! Please excuse me. |
02nd February 2005 - 12:01:13 AM |
12225 : Violent Farter |
BRAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
02nd February 2005 - 03:14:37 AM |
12226 : MC Scatmasta Shitcream |
Theodor W. Adorno is the progenitor of critical theory, a central figure in aesthetics, and the century's foremost philosopher of music. He was born and educated in Frankfurt, Germany. After completing his Ph.D. in philosophy, he went to Vienna, where he studied composition with Alban Berg. He soon was bitterly disappointed with his own lack of talent and turned to musicology. In 1928 Adorno returned to Frankfurt to join the Institute for Social Research, commonly known as The Frankfurt School. At first a privately endowed center for Marxist studies, the school was merged with Frankfort's university under Adorno's directorship in the 1950s. As a refugee from Nazi Germany during World War II, Adorno lived for several years in Los Angeles before returning to Frankfurt. Much of his most significant work was produced at that time. Critics find Adorno's aesthetics to be rich in insight, even when they disagree with its broad conclusions. Although Adorno was hostile to jazz and popular music, he advanced the cause of contemporary music by writing seminal studies of many key composers. To the distress of some of his admirers, he remained pessimistic about the prospects for art in mass society. Adorno was a neo-Marxist who believed that the only hope for democracy was to be found in an interpretation of Marxism opposed to both positivism and dogmatic materialism. His opposition to positivisim and advocacy of a method of dialectics grounded in critical rationalism propelled him into intellectual conflict with Georg Hegel, Martin Heidegger, and Heideggerian hermeneutics. |
02nd February 2005 - 10:37:19 AM |
12227 : Scatty P. The Gay Rapper |
Yo, Scatmasta! You's a punk! Why you be knowin' all that shit? I can't be seen rhymin' and rimmin' with some bitch-ass grad student! Besides, Marxism in the neo-colonial era is politically unrealistic when the manufactured ideological shift to the less progressive end of the spectrum is considered. I suck balls, yo! |
02nd February 2005 - 11:58:15 AM |
12228 : Wo0tus |
Hey, how come nobody's sent me any neat stuff yet? I thought you guys were supposed to be cool! wo0tus@gmail.com |
02nd February 2005 - 12:23:29 PM |
12229 : Smelly Bag of Shit |
You didn't get that box of used condoms and rancid shit I sent you? It was, like, over a month ago! |
02nd February 2005 - 12:36:56 PM |
12230 : Corey Feldman |
Hey guys! Boy, do I have good news. Good newa and better news. If you're wondering why Dustin hasn't been posting his steamy fantasies here lately, it's because we're starring together in the summer comedy, "Meatballs VII: Shitballs." We play camp counselers who teach rabunctious youngsters how to live life to it's fullest. One of the kids on the set was really easy to take advantage of. He had muscular distrophy and fart cancer, so he was real weak and couldn't fight back when Dustin and I took turns violently sodomizing him in a filthy porty-o-potty. He passed on after the chemotherapy microwaved his intestinal track, but Dustin preserved his corpse so we can defile his supple young body, even in death. What's the other good news? I'm off probation now so I can shoot all the smack I want. Dustin loves it when I shoot too much and shit myself. He loves nothing more than a failed child actor who's half-dead and smeared with feces. Smell ya later! |
02nd February 2005 - 01:00:34 PM |
12231 : Dr. Shittyfist |
Who farted? |
02nd February 2005 - 02:01:02 PM |
12232 : MC Scatmasta Shitcream |
Scatty P: niggah please! Post 12226 wasn't me. Any foo can scope dat! It was some no-good, wack-ass, cunt-fuckin straight boy postin usin my name. I ain't know shit about no god-damn Marxism! Fo shizzle! Alls I know is makin phat-ass beatz n rhymz and fuckin big-booty faggots up dey ass wid my big ol ding-a-ling! Keep it queer, yo! I's OUT! |
02nd February 2005 - 02:07:51 PM |
12233 : Scatty P. The Gay Rapper |
'Nuff respect, Scatmasta. All deez niggas in frontin' like they know thangs. I got more balls in my mouth by noon than these bitches will see in they whole life. I be bouncin' and bobbin' on moe black cocks than Tara Reid, figga! G, niggas is wack. Right now Slim Shady is givin' a nigga a tongue enema. Yea, dats right, cracka. Lick that ass like it's leakin' Hennessy. Say ma name! Holla! Balls, yo! Balls! |
02nd February 2005 - 02:15:06 PM |
12234 : |
tralaralarita compro mi casita xD |
02nd February 2005 - 02:31:00 PM |
12235 : Mario Lopez |
Los pantalones de la Screech (el Zubaz) es muy caliente! Hoy! |
02nd February 2005 - 03:36:50 PM |
12236 : |
I need for you Dustin to take a hot steamy shit on my chest and than rub your cock in it and dip your chocolate banana in my mouth. |
02nd February 2005 - 04:00:05 PM |
12237 : Lord Felchington-Farts |
Sir, Permit me to introduce myself. I am Evan Stone's anal landlord. Mr. Stone has now been residing in my asshole for 2 years and I am requesting your asssitance in his eviction. He simply has to go - his odour and his appearance are scaring the neighborhood children, he is uncouth and unkempt, and he frequently arouses me at all manner of queer times of the morning with his infernal skin-pounding!! I've tried eating Mexican food and then passing gas very loudly but I just can't get rid of him. Please do all you can to attend to this matter immediately. Yours, Lord Felchington-Farts (deceased) |
03rd February 2005 - 12:29:12 AM |
12238 : raj |
how are u |
03rd February 2005 - 12:38:06 AM |
12239 : max nerdstrom |
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03rd February 2005 - 01:43:30 AM |
12240 : Scatty P. The Gay Rapper |
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. |