| 19th February 2005 - 06:16:03 PM |
| 12402 : TAFT AND HOOVER: SECRET LOVE AFFAIR |
| That's some hot shit. |
| 19th February 2005 - 06:28:27 PM |
| 12403 : Dr. Zambrowski, Mad Scientist |
| EUREKA!! AHA! I've finally done it! I've invented the perfect, life-like, portable, hand-held man anus! I'll call it... THE POCKET POOTER! Oh, Pocket Pooter, you're going to make me a sextillionaire! (Caresses Pocket Pooter and prods it gently with tongue) Now, to call the patent office! (Dials, waits) Yes, hello? Yes, I've invented something that will make you cum and shit yourself with excitement! My Pocket- Hey, come back here! That Jewish man with a goatee stole my invention! NO! I'M RUINED! RUINED! DAMN YOU, DIAMOOOOND!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 19th February 2005 - 06:38:21 PM |
| 12404 : Sploogebob Bukakkepants |
| HEEEEY!! HAHAHAHA!!!! WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME AND MY CRABS AND HAVE UNDERSEA GAY FUN?!! HEHEHEHAHAA!!!! |
| 19th February 2005 - 08:40:31 PM |
| 12405 : Cumbob Fartpants |
| MY VOLUMINOUS UNDERWEAR IS FULL OF MAN-MILK |
| 19th February 2005 - 08:44:06 PM |
| 12406 : ScatBob ShitPants |
| DUSTIN!! HEHEHEHAHAHA!!! I'LL STICK TO THE BOTTOM OF YOUR GLASS BOTTOM BOAT!!!! HEHEHEHEHAHAHA!!!!! I'M SO JOLLY!! AND GAY!!!!! |
| 19th February 2005 - 09:19:38 PM |
| 12407 : VCXV |
| VXCVXCVXCV CXVXCVXV VXCVXCV |
| 19th February 2005 - 11:48:01 PM |
| 12408 : dwight |
| dear dustin diamond dont forget to send me you sbtb pictures from 1997 to 1994 ok thanks.... your biggest fan dwight slemmons... |
| 20th February 2005 - 03:25:24 AM |
| 12409 : Dustin Diamond |
| Dwight! Quit stalking me or I'm going to the authorities! Then I'll get my love-slave Evan Stone to come round your house and insert drumsticks into your anus! You smelly retard! |
| 20th February 2005 - 03:35:16 AM |
| 12410 : FLAMING GAY RICHARD NIXON |
| That Clinton/Bush story was soooo hot that I lost 15,000 loads!!!! Impressive really considering I'm dead. Anyway please post more hot, treasonous stories of presidential loving. Dick Nixon likes that shit! Now I'm gonna go stick my maggot-blown, decomposing ding-dong up Ulysses S. Grant's dumper! I'm so gay!!!!!!!!!! |
| 20th February 2005 - 04:53:29 AM |
| 12411 : Brian |
| Why have you bastards got to be so mean to Dustin? Why dont you all fuck off and die! EMAIL ME! |
| 20th February 2005 - 08:32:53 AM |
| 12412 : Dustin\'s nephew |
| Uncl Dusty tride to put his thingy in my bunghole. then he touched my on my thingy and tolded me not to teel anywon. why did he do that i dont understadn |
| 20th February 2005 - 08:40:55 AM |
| 12413 : Dustin\'s nephew |
| he made me touch his thingy as well and it went hard and white stuff came out i don';t understand why dosn't my thingy do that then he went to the bathroomm on my face why did he do that it was'ntt nice and it made me smeel like pee peee for dayys |
| 20th February 2005 - 10:29:24 AM |
| 12414 : Mario Lopez |
| Eyyyy, Dusty! Remember that time during the filming of SBTB when you said you were going off to your dressing room for a nap? Remember how after your nap you woke up to find me in your room? Remember how I was beating off and I stuck my powerful Mehican man-burrito right in your face and shouted "SMELL IT YOU FILTHY JEW-WHORE"? Remember how you were too confused and half-asleep to know what was really happening? Remember how I woke you up by groaning loudly and then firing a large number of thick, ropey loads across your face? Remember how some went in your mouth? Remember how it tasted like tacos? Remember how, before you could say anything, I dropped trow, squatted over your prone form and unleashed a torrent of foul, steaming diarrhea onto your chest? Remember how it was particularly and runny evil-smelling due to all the tacos I'd been eating? Remember how I then took a photo of you covered in jizz & shit and sent it to members of your family? Haha, I sure got you good that time, buddy! Great days! |
| 20th February 2005 - 10:34:12 AM |
| 12415 : |
| FUCK FUCK SHITASSBITCH-LICKIN' FUCKHOLE NIGGA |
| 20th February 2005 - 10:41:48 AM |
| 12416 : Mario Lopez |
| And do you remember the episode where we had to do a wrestling scene together? Remember how I grappled with you, and how being squeezed by my powerful manly arms gave you a noticable erection? Remember how after the shoot I caught you sniffing a pair of my used underwear whilst jacking off into my wrestling singlet? Remember how I beat your scrawny ass black & blue, and then raped the bejeesus out of your prone, unconscious form? Remember how you came to with numerous broken limbs, a fractured jaw and a gaping asshole, to find that I'd taken a big smelly dump right in your hair? Remember how you had to go to hospital for a fortnight to recover? I sure zinged you good that time, huh? Hahaha, that one still makes me chuckle! |
| 20th February 2005 - 12:48:18 PM |
| 12417 : Mr. Tuttle |
| ....and so I turned around and said to Belding "YOU do the math, motherfucker!" |
| 20th February 2005 - 02:27:05 PM |
| 12418 : CARTER AND REAGAN: SECRET LOVE AFFAIR |
| "Oooh, ah, well, ah, yes. I do believe that's some hot shit." The Gipper's face was flushed and red as Jimmy rained a hot shower of golden piss on Red Ronnie, who was attaching leeches to his wrinkled scrotum. "You 'bout ready to pop one, Ron?" "A good friend of mine, Jimmy Stewart, once said "Nothing gets the juices pumping like a steaming load of dung on your chest," I believe that, and so do the American People." With that, Jimmy squatted over his pal's saggy, Republican man-boobs and squeezed out a country style shit, causing Ronnie to ejaculate a cloud of soot. And fart. "Grab your ankles, ol' Ron. I wanna bust one for the Gipper." As the aged/dead B-movie actor stood, Carter's load dropped from his chest to the rest area floor. He spread his cheeks to reveal his weathered, leathery anus. "Well, ah, Jimmy, ah, I guess just ease 'er on in there." As Jimmy inserted himself, the Gipper's entire skeletal frame collapsed, leaving Carter with a grotesque mound of liver-spotted flesh. "Tenderized meat, yum!" |
| 20th February 2005 - 04:01:05 PM |
| 12419 : Francis Fuckhole |
| Hey Dustin, guess what?!... I wanna fuck you in the ass!!!, that's what!!! I wanna ram my rock-hard, throbbing, shit-stained meat-stick up your steaming man-cunt until you scream for mercy!... But I will hear none of your pitiful cries, as I will have just the moment before shoved my massive, feces-covered, pulsating hunk of man-meat into your mouth to stifle your girlish whimpering, and you instead proceed to lick off and hungrily ingest the pieces of your own corn and shit that had clung to my steely shaft after I withdrew it from your putrid poop-chute... Disgusting!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! |
| 20th February 2005 - 04:21:20 PM |
| 12420 : Francis Fuckhole |
| Hey Dustin, guess what?!... I wanna fuck you in the ass!!!, that's what!!! I wanna ram my rock-hard, throbbing, shit-stained meat-stick up your steaming man-cunt until you scream for mercy!... But I will hear none of your pitiful cries, as I will have just the moment before shoved my massive, feces-covered, pulsating hunk of man-meat into your mouth to stifle your girlish whimpering, and you instead proceed to lick off and hungrily ingest the pieces of your own corn and shit that had clung to my steely shaft after I withdrew it from your putrid poop-chute... Disgusting!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! |
| 20th February 2005 - 05:48:55 PM |
| 12421 : Mustapha Cockupmyass |
| Wow! I am losing many of loads whilst reading the tales of your American presidents that are being posted on this great page!¬ I had no idea that your American politics had such an homo-eroticly charged history! Here in Turkey politics is not as interesting. There are no homosexual men like me in politics in Turkey certainly. I tihnk this is shame. I think that president should be man with largest wang who can please many gay lovers! Then m,y country would be grate like america! Yours Mustapha |