| 31st March 2005 - 02:14:59 AM |
| 12972 : |
| i think maxwell nerdstrom's snap move should be some sort of signal between queer saved by the bell dumpster divers. |
| 31st March 2005 - 06:08:02 AM |
| 12973 : Gary |
| No no no, the signal should be "Uh oh, spaghetti-Os!" Either that or "ZOINKS!" |
| 31st March 2005 - 09:19:12 AM |
| 12974 : Otis Spunkmeyer |
| Hello faggots and shitheads. My asshole is chuck full of fudge and pubic hairs. Not much of a option for a shmuck who just took the crap of his life. fuck off |
| 31st March 2005 - 09:38:46 AM |
| 12975 : John Wyskiel |
| Hey Dustin, I love banging men in the ass, is that what you love to do? We share so much in common that I think we should marry each other and pass our herpes and other STDs on to other partners... YOu are the greatest |
| 31st March 2005 - 10:59:54 AM |
| 12976 : Lord Wanker |
| I once had the pleasure of being invited to a Saved by the Bell orgy behind a gay techno club. In England we don’t do this sort of dumpster sex orgies, we are more refined in the way we queer out. I was told that I had to dress up as a character from the show, so I chose to dress as Mr. Belding. I brought my favorite butt plug with hopes of using it and getting randy with quite a few American guys. Underneath my suit, I had on my favorite leather bondage gear. Once there I was immediately the center of attention from several well hung black men dressed as Slaters and Zacks. They got down to business and gave me a rimming and blow job like only Elton John could give. I pulled out my butt plug and inserted it into a Screeches ass, he let out a whimper and a zoinks. His little ass was so tight that my butt plug made him bleed and leak anal juices all over the floor. He really enjoyed it. I took off my suit to show off my bondage gear and the whole place stopped, all eyes were on me. I began to paddle the Screech and everyone else lined up for a good old fashion train on the Screech. We took turns giving that young man the thrashing of his life. This was followed by a massive gang bang on myself where I swallowed about a liter of semen. I learned some new moves that I will take over to England to teach my follow wank club. I hope to start a private Saved by The Bell orgy back home. Cheers follow queers! |
| 31st March 2005 - 01:43:23 PM |
| 12977 : amanda |
| im 14 and my boy friend wants to have a baby me and him has had aborshion before, WHAT SHOULD I DO? |
| 31st March 2005 - 01:48:42 PM |
| 12978 : amanda |
| 12958 what should i do |
| 31st March 2005 - 02:34:10 PM |
| 12979 : |
| well amanda you should stop being such a cunt and tell your boyfriend that you will only allow him to fuck your ass and he must allow you to fuck his ass with a strap on. Do not back down, you tell him how it is. If he still wants to have a baby, punch him in the stomach and shit on his head. If he doesn't kick your ass, you should consider having this loving mans baby. |
| 31st March 2005 - 04:13:26 PM |
| 12980 : |
| Dustin, I bet your cock tastes like Spam. I want to put mustard all over your dick and lick it up, than I put spicey mustard all over my ass and your dick and you fuck me just like you used to fuck Mario Lopez on the set of Saved by the Bell in the locker room. |
| 31st March 2005 - 04:34:24 PM |
| 12981 : Concerned Women For America |
| Please visit us as www.cwfa.org Jesus is the only way to find eternal happiness. I was talking to God this morning and he told me to visit this website. I can see that there are hurting people here. Jesus loves everyone, even those who have chosen to be gay. I know you think you are having fun, but you should see the fun that we have at a praise session. We lift our arms to the Lord and he fills us with happiness. Don't you want to go to heaven and be with righteous people like me? Just say no to Satan. Say yes to Jesus. |
| 31st March 2005 - 04:42:01 PM |
| 12982 : |
| I didn't choose to be gay, it happened when I was fucked in the ass by a beautiful greasy mexican with a mullet in the middle of a dance floor while Erasures Chains of Love played. It was wonderfull, a crowd of people watched us as we went at it. Than we went back to his place for a praise session of his cock to my ass. It was wonderfull. |
| 31st March 2005 - 07:37:29 PM |
| 12983 : Dustin Diamond |
| UH-OH SPAGHETTI-O's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 31st March 2005 - 11:36:01 PM |
| 12984 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where you thought everyone forgot about your birthday? Remember how much you cried as you masturbated to Slater's picture on the yearbook? Remember how you sulked all day and you thought that nobody cared about you? Remember when you were paged over the PA system by Mr. Belding, who asked you to come down to your office? Remember how excited you got because you figured he was going to throw you a party in his office? Remember when you walked down to his office and opened the door, only to discover that the lights were off and you couldn't see anything? Remember when you fumbled about, walking aimlessly toward the center of the room? Remember when you smelly something unusual and tried to walked toward it? Remember when you heard a really loud fart and then were immediately coated with a smelly, warm, and chunky liquid? Remember when the lights flipped on and you saw Mr. Belding in front of you, with his pants off, bent at his waist and grabbing his ankles with his asshole staring directly at you? Remember when you realized that he had sprayed diarrhea all over your body? Remember when you heard laughing and turned around and saw Slater, Mr.Tuttle, Zack, and Zack's dad pointing at you and laughing their asses off? Remember when Lisa walked into the office and called you a smelly faggot? Remember how your Zubaz were ruined? Remember when you contracted typhoid from Mr. Belding's excrement? Remember when Zack's dad said he'd drive you over to the mall to get a new pair of Zubaz? Remember when you hopped in the car and he drove you over to the city landfill? Remember when he dragged you out of his car, yanked off your smelly Zubaz and shoved Zack's huge cordless phone up your poop chute? You really got screwed over that time! |
| 01st April 2005 - 04:52:24 AM |
| 12985 : Lady Fifa |
| heyyyyyy its Screech!!! i enjoyed watching u in saved by the bell, that was a bangin show (back in the dayz), u where my favorite character, u were so cute playing Screech. thanx |
| 01st April 2005 - 09:11:20 AM |
| 12986 : Gripper |
| Penises are carefully nailed to boards. One is repeatedly lacerated by a scalpel until it disappears in a wash of blood. Map pins are pushed with surgical precision through a scrotum: a sharpened nail is pushed into the head of a penis and then extracted as blood spurts from the wound. A young man’s initials DD are branded onto his lower stomach with a piece of wire heated in a blow-lamp. |
| 01st April 2005 - 10:56:00 AM |
| 12987 : Splinter Cell |
| Last night I was playing Chaos Theory and Jesus looked at me and laughed when I got killed. I got so mad that I ripped the halo off of Jesus and broke it. What came out was yellow and smelled like tinkle. He told me this is where the Pope's tinkle comes from. But he has a urinary tract infection right now. He said I know all, all that will come and all that is in the past. I knew you would break my halo and now the Pope will suffer. I told him that I didn't care, I'm not the Pope. I never told Jesus this but he has bad breath. I knows. He knows all. |
| 01st April 2005 - 11:02:41 AM |
| 12988 : Splinter Cell |
| Last night I was playing Chaos Theory and Jesus looked at me and laughed when I got killed. I got so mad that I ripped the halo off of Jesus and broke it. What came out was yellow and smelled like tinkle. He told me this is where the Pope's tinkle comes from. But he has a urinary tract infection right now. He said I know all, all that will come and all that is in the past. I knew you would break my halo and now the Pope will suffer. I told him that I didn't care, I'm not the Pope. I never told Jesus this but he has bad breath. I knows. He knows all. |
| 01st April 2005 - 11:11:36 AM |
| 12989 : Young g |
| ah yo ya raps to me means noting you just mad cuz ya gurl sucked me ip like lipo sucktion i fyou try to dis back than I 'll start bussing |
| 01st April 2005 - 11:19:18 AM |
| 12990 : Someone who saw Jerry Falwell eat. |
| I attend Jerry Falwell's church in Lynchburg Virginia. I was sitting a table with Jerry and others at a social with lots of good food. I reached to get a piece of fried chicken. Jerry pinned my hand to the table sticking a fork in the back of my hand. He took the fried chicken and put it on his plate. He then released my hand. I was shocked and stunned and amazed others didn't act like they noticed what he did. I heard him whispering to the piece of chicken I love you so much so sweet and juicy and you make me feel so good. He nibbled away at the piece of chicken and I could tell that he was in a state of euphoria. He had a huge helping of macaroni and cheese on his plate. He gently licked some of the cheese and swirled the macaroni on his plate. Oh yes I love macaroni and cheese he said. He ate biscuits with butter, ham, green beans, pasta salad, ......., brownies, chocolate cake, and finished with coffee. He unbuckled his pants. His belly was noticably larger. Yes he farted several times. |
| 01st April 2005 - 02:33:43 PM |
| 12991 : QUAN |
| SHOW GIRL WITH DICKS |