| 19th June 2006 - 01:43:56 AM |
| 77885 : NO LONGER ANGRY FAGGOT |
| MAX, YOU THA JIGGA NIGGA FOR FIXING THE SPAM PROBLEM. IF YOU EVER NEED SOME ARABIAN GOGGLES OR A NICE THICK COCK UP THE BROWNPIPE, GIMME A CALL, BUDDY. |
| 19th June 2006 - 02:20:19 AM |
| 77886 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Dear Brian Donaldson, "christopher" and "#1 fan", For some reason I get really turned on by idiots like you who think this is actually Diamond's site. I want you guys to come meet me in a truckstop restroom for squelchy gaylove! Whaddayasay??? |
| 19th June 2006 - 02:42:19 AM |
| 77887 : YARR |
| YAAARRR |
| 19th June 2006 - 02:57:26 AM |
| 77888 : Jimmy Cain |
| U r 1 sick jew faggot mutha fucker and a fuckin bum too get a job u rubber butt jew we ain't bailing ur sorry faggot ass out. U ain't worth a shit u worthless jew mutha fucker. signed, your best friend Jimmy Cain |
| 19th June 2006 - 03:43:53 AM |
| 77889 : |
| screech, is it true that you lost your anal virginity when Milo forced his mop-handle up your ass? |
| 19th June 2006 - 04:00:11 AM |
| 77890 : Arthur Hiraldo |
| I sure got you good this time, Diamond! |
| 19th June 2006 - 04:25:16 AM |
| 77891 : cockboy |
| i'm gay! anyone fancy a fuck? |
| 19th June 2006 - 05:55:58 AM |
| 77892 : Rusty Trombone |
| Hey Screech, have you ever been to a Dukes of Hazzard dumpster party? I went to one the other day dressed as Cooter and had a gay old time, getting ass-pounded first by a Jesse and then by a Rosco; then a Boss Hog introduced me to his "Boss Hog" whilst a guy dressed as Waylon Jennings took a simultaneous shit and piss in my mouth. If you ever hear of one happening near you, I thoroughly recommend attending. |
| 19th June 2006 - 06:08:23 AM |
| 77893 : Dr. Lecter |
| Tell me Screech, did you ever used to cry when Mr. Belding would grunt out a steaming great shit on to your sunken bird-chest? Do you still have nightmares about it, waking up screaming and thinking about Belding's sphincter as it dilates and disgorges its foul wastes onto your pale young body? Quid pro quo Screechy, quid pro quo. |
| 19th June 2006 - 06:44:53 AM |
| 77894 : gayanalfeces |
| I want to fuck you so bad Screeeech!!!!! |
| 19th June 2006 - 06:53:05 AM |
| 77895 : Golddust |
| do you like peanut butter Screech? http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/webshows/raw_unlimited/2006031/2560588/041706seg6unl?section=%2Fshows%2Fraw%2Funlimited%2F |
| 19th June 2006 - 07:02:38 AM |
| 77896 : the mulleted one |
| for a gay old time Dustin Diamond fans... http://s12.invisionfree.com/Dustin_Diamond_Love/index.php?act=idx |
| 19th June 2006 - 07:22:11 AM |
| 77897 : Enos Strait |
| Can I join the Dukes of Hazzard dumpster orgy, Rusty? |
| 19th June 2006 - 07:51:25 AM |
| 77898 : dustin diamond |
| you probably remember me from the hit TV show Saved By The Bell. After the show ended I decided to leave Sunny Cailfornia for the midwest. My shitty credit meant that getting a loan for a house would be tough. I began looking and finally purchsed one on a land contract. I was thrilled! Now I call Wisconsin my home. During the past years the land around me has developed for the better and my property value went way up. Now that the house is worth a lot more they want it back. Knowing my credit is bad, getting a straight mortgage would take some time. I received a letter stating that I had 30 days to pay 0,000.00 or get out. I was not thrilled. Calling an old friend with lots of connections, I was finally referred to a man named Arthur Giraldo who works for New York Capital Exchange. "If he can't do it, it can't be done." Arthur was said to be an expert in land contracts and a guru when it came to getting difficult loans done. Indeed Arthur sold himself highly and away we went to save my house. I was told not to worry, that it wouldn't be a problem and that everything would be done quickly, as was needed. I sent everything he asked for and signed all the papers that were sent to me. The closing date was to be set and he would have a lawyer who was in Wisconsin come to the closing with me. Arthur even said he was going to fly out himself and be there for the closing. The days went by and I never heard from him. I called and left message after message but never got a call back. I finally called from another number from the road (I travel the U.S. doing stand up comedy) and he picked up. As if we had all the time in the world, he brushed it off and said again not to worry. Everything was moving ahead and all is well. He set yet another closing date, but that came and went. Meanwhile, all was not well and they still want the house. As days crept by and still no calls from Arthur, I was forced to threaten calling every day, all day long, every hour on the hour til I got a call back. Alas, I get a call back. "Don't worry. Everything's moving ahead and all is well." Less than thrilled. This avoidance goes on and on for some time until... "You got Served" That's right, yours truly gets served with a notice to foreclose. They're gonna take my house! I'm gonna be homeless! Dustin Diamond homeless in Wisconsin. BULLSHIT! Time to call up New York Capital Exchange and set them straight! My message went something like this... "Tell Arthur Giraldo that I just got served and was told that he hadn't contacted the holder of the land contract for over a month, never sent any papers over and as such, I am losing my house. If he doesn't call me back I'll go to Howard Stern and tell the world (New York especially) how he does business. Let's face it, if he can't find the time to work on a mortgage for a famous celebrity, how will he handle the average person?" In more words than one I was told basically... "Go f... yourself!" One phone call later I was telling the Stern show what had happened. Time to pay the piper Arthur. You shouldn't have f...ed with the Dman. At this point I have less than 40 days to save my house and I'm calling out to anyone who will listen. 1. I want Arthur to lose his cushy job at NYCE where he screws over the working man then laughs at their expense. 2. I ask you to join my fight against injustice by helping to save my house. I've designed a T-shirt for all of you to wear to show your support. All monies go towards Saving My House! 1. A .00 donation will get you a comfortable and stylish cotton T-Shirt telling the world you helped save my house. 2. A .00 donation will get you that same T-Shirt signed by me with my special message "Fuck Giraldo". First we rallied to Free Wynona. The next time we Voted For Pedro. This time we'll Save Screeech's House! Please rally behind me and together we can end the feeble handling of peoples futures by Arthur Giraldo and at the same time SAVE MY HOUSE! |
| 19th June 2006 - 07:53:19 AM |
| 77899 : General Zod |
| KNEEL BEFORE ZOD, SCREECH... KNEEEEEEEEL! |
| 19th June 2006 - 08:22:27 AM |
| 77900 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Chachi, you're a blast from the past. Have you turned gay yet? Because I think you and I should spitroast Screech. It would be awesome to do it in front of Arthur Giraldo! Maybe then he'll give Screech another loan. |
| 19th June 2006 - 08:28:25 AM |
| 77901 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey Diamond, do you realize you're committing copyright infringement by using the name "Screeech" on the t-shirts you are hawking? You misspelled your former character's name, but it's a blatant ripoff nevertheless. What would you do if after losing your house to foreclosure you were sued for statutory damages for copyright infringement? |
| 19th June 2006 - 08:29:34 AM |
| 77902 : Rusty Trombone |
| Sure thing, Enos. I'll let you know if hear where the next one is happening. Screech, recently I've been hitting branches of Denny's, and I find they are a great of source of cock and ass. My thing is to hang around in the rest room until some dude comes in - then I whip out my cock and start beating. Sometimes they'll get violent, sometimes they'll run and tell the manager - but more often than not they'll whip theirs out too, and sometimes the mutual masturbation will lead to bigger things. One time I was getting busy with a dude in the cubicle, and the manager found us and dragged him out of the restaurant, buck naked with an erect cock streaked with my shit and blood, right past the other diners, including his wife and kids. I made a quick exit through the fire escape and laughed my ass off. Also, if you look in the alleys round back, you can usually find a bum or two rooting around in the trash. Those guys'll do ANYTHING for a quick buck, trust me. The look of desperation is such a turn-on. |
| 19th June 2006 - 09:14:13 AM |
| 77903 : ali |
| omg is this really dustins site? i never knew he was gay lol |
| 19th June 2006 - 09:16:26 AM |
| 77904 : fan |
| dude, it sounds like a scam to me, by the way if i were in your shoes i would sue that so called buddy for at least 2 million dollars and put him outta business |