| 16th November 2006 - 05:01:54 PM |
| 79059 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Look at this picture of Diamond. Diamond appears to be locked up in some kind of cage or make-shift prison at Belding's home: http://legionsofthenight.com/dustinand13h.jpg |
| 16th November 2006 - 05:31:37 PM |
| 79060 : |
| You're right, Kurt. He is one sexy motherfucker. |
| 16th November 2006 - 06:45:51 PM |
| 79061 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Bzzzt!!! Bzzzt!!! Screech, I found some old program code for the sodomy routines you wrote for me. Bzzzt!!! First program: > INITIATE SODOMY MODE > TARGET="SCREECH" > SPEECH MODE - SAY "MUST SODOMIZE SCREECH" > REPEAT > LOCATE AND DETAIN TARGET > TARGET HELD > IGNORE PROTESTATIONS OF TARGET > INITIATE ERECTION PROCEDURE > PROCEDURE COMPLETE > COMMENCE INSERTION > THRUST > WITHDRAW > THRUST > WITHDRAW > THRUST > WITHDRAW > THRUST > SPEECH MODE "ZOINKS...I'M GONNA CUM!" > COMMENCE EJACULATION PROCEDURE > COMMENCE EJECTION OF WASTE LIQUIDS > PROCEDURE COMPLETE > DONKEY-PUNCH TARGET > INITIATE CIGARETTE-SMOKING MODE Second program: 100 //COMMENT: THIS PROGRAM INITIATES A HOT SCAT AND RAPE MODE// 105 //COMMENT: © 2005, KURT STEINBERG// 110 ACTIVATE METAL CLAWS 115 //COMMENT: FECES ACQUISITION SUBROUTINE// 120 TARGET = SLATER 125 ANNOUNCE "MUST ACQUIRE DIARRHEA SPECIMEN FROM SLATER" 130 DETAIN TARGET WITH METAL CLAWS 135 FORCE BURRITOS AND EX-LAX DOWN TARGET'S THROAt 140 REMOVE TARGET'S BAGGY ACID-WASHED JEANS 145 INSERT FUNNEL BELOW TARGET'S BUTTHOLE 150 COLLECT DIARRHEA SPECIMEN FROM TARGET 155 STORE DIARRHEA SPECIMEN IN METAL CHEST 160 //COMMENT: FECES ACQUISITION COMPLETE// 165 TARGET = SCREECH 170 ENTER HIBERNATE MODE 175 DARKNESS DETECTED? 180 IF NO, GOTO 175 182 IF YES, GOTO 185 185 //COMMENT: DARKNESS DETECTED, TIME TO ATTACK SLEEPING SCREECH// 190 ROLL OVER TO SIDE OF TARGET'S BED 195 GRAB TARGET'S GONZO NOSE WITH 1ST METAL CLAW 200 IGNORE CRIES FOR HELP FROM TARGET 205 CUT THROUGH TARGET'S ZUBAZ WITH 2ND METAL CLAW 210 ERECT AND EXTEND METAL PENIS 215 BOUNCE TARGET UP AND DOWN ON METAL PENIS 220 RECTAL BLEEDING DETECTED? 225 IF NO, GOTO 215 230 IF YES, EJACULATE OILY LOAD INTO TARGET 235 PULL TARGET ONTO FLOOR 240 EJECT STORED DIARRHEA SPECIMEN ONTO TARGET'S POOFY AFRO 245 PICK UP TARGET WITH METAL CLAWS AND THROW DOWN STAIRS 250 ENTER HIBERNATE MODE 255 END |
| 16th November 2006 - 06:52:28 PM |
| 79062 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Those routines were obviously written for Kevin the Robot, not me. |
| 16th November 2006 - 08:40:23 PM |
| 79063 : |
| Hi, Anyone visit Screech at his Port Washington Home Lately? -Mr. Dragon. |
| 16th November 2006 - 10:08:09 PM |
| 79064 : diamondcutter |
| Kurt, Could you set up an alternate program for Kevin to perform a "dirty sanchez" on Screech? |
| 16th November 2006 - 11:01:20 PM |
| 79065 : Angry Fan |
| Stealing dustindiamond.com and refusing to give it back is bad. Turning this place into a den of disgusting perverts is worse!!! Almost as bad is Screeech turning dirty. You corrupted him!!!!! |
| 16th November 2006 - 11:24:59 PM |
| 79066 : Angry Fan |
| Could I have a cock up my ass too while you are at it? |
| 16th November 2006 - 11:30:38 PM |
| 79067 : Angry Fan |
| That was an imposter. STOP STEALING NAMES YOU DIRTY PERVERT!!! |
| 16th November 2006 - 11:40:24 PM |
| 79068 : Trust The Dust |
| His web site will be operational soon. Dustin Diamond is doing the whole design in Flash but doing it himself with Dreamweaver. He just put up a temporary placeholder for a while. Flash takes time. |
| 16th November 2006 - 11:45:37 PM |
| 79069 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamondcutter, I'll get working on a dirty sanchez program for Kevin the Robot. I don't know who wrote the first program I posted below, but it wasn't me. Maybe it was Deucer? |
| 16th November 2006 - 11:47:58 PM |
| 79070 : Trust The Dust |
| That's what he said on April 28, 2005. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2005/04/27/DI2005042701381.html |
| 17th November 2006 - 12:09:58 AM |
| 79071 : Angry Fan |
| Hey Kurt, Deucer, Dner, Diamondcutter: Meet me for some hot dumpster action at the IHOP in Glendale. I heard that there are some hot Beldings there wanting a little of my jew-fro ASS!!!!! |
| 17th November 2006 - 12:22:00 AM |
| 79072 : Angry Fan |
| LIAR! That's not me!!! Just like this isn't Screech's real web page!!!!! |
| 17th November 2006 - 12:27:21 AM |
| 79073 : Sad Fan |
| It's sad he has to tell dirty jokes now. http://www.meetin.org/city/MEETinSANJOSE/NewsDetails.cfm?NewsID=7650 |
| 17th November 2006 - 12:31:31 AM |
| 79074 : Angry Fan |
| Don't beleive that last post. My asshole puckers with anticipation. |
| 17th November 2006 - 12:33:17 AM |
| 79075 : Angry Fan |
| STOP IT !!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 17th November 2006 - 12:36:44 AM |
| 79076 : Angry Fan |
| I'm horny for some man action. I want all of you to violate my slightly soiled puckered starfish. please... please... PLEASE!!!!!! I lust for your collective sperm spraying my bum!!! |
| 17th November 2006 - 12:45:09 AM |
| 79077 : SALTY |
Angry Fan, I think it is time for you to come out of the closet. Are you afraid that you are queer? There is nothing to be ashamed of. You wouldn't keep coming back here if you weren't a fag. That's why we all come back here: so we can find some hot gay dumpster action. Set yourself free for your own sake. You won't be disappointed!!! :) |
| 17th November 2006 - 01:00:11 AM |
| 79078 : Angry Fan |
| Salty, You're right, I can't go on living this lie. I've decided that I'm going to join the navy and travel the world having insane amounts of hot gay sex with my shipmates and exotic men in far-off lands. All aboard!! Yours in gayness Angry Fan (the real one) |